the easiest way is to grab the dog by it's balls and sure enuff it will bark

Unless your friend is a cow

service her Lips and she will thank you forever, lol

@Don Jazzie & Marlt 01
I didn't know that it was okay to smoke weed
next time I'm offered it at school I will smoke it
thanks guys

Cooool

@Acidrop
thnx for tha explaination
I hope you're not still mad at me

@Mula

why would anyone smoke weeds that's meant for cows and sheeps

thanks for all the hurting insults
I will respect you guys, cause some of you are old enough to be my parents
I won't say any rude thing back at you
I've been taught to respect people older me
I know how I felt when I got slapped for saying something rude
I apologize if I've cause any offense
I also apologize for Mula if she cause any offense to you guys
I will be Good boy from now

@Radiant
Sorry for annoying you, it won't happen again
is just that I've fallen in love with Mula and she's becoming a bad influence on me
I won't annoy you again,
radiant, Forgive me
I was hurt when you called me pickled brat,
I'm not a brat, Honest!

@ Acidrop
sorry for my comment, forgive me

@Kokoletz
sorry, if I annoyed you too

@Mula
Be cool and stop trading insults with fellow Nairaland users
you said your peace so go to another thread
peace

Please Guys leave Mula alone
She said she likes sex instead of Gifts
and everybody is attacking her because she's honest with herself
she's got the right to defend herself, as long as you guys are pushing her botton
she will keep firing back at you guys

@Mula
Now, cool down mula, we have alot of pretenders in this thread
and don't your waste time to answer back anymore

@Kokoletz
leave mula alone

@ Mula
do not waste your time answering back at that girl
she probably want girl on girl action

I'm not too young, You're only 2yrs older than me
I want my fun now pleassssse?

@ mula
Can we go cyber, I want to see you naked

@ Mula
thanks for the advice I will leave nairaland
I thought nairaland will give me good advice
BYE EVERBODY!!!!!!!!!

My Best Friend taught me a new yoruba word and he is learning it too
like oko means a man
and Obo means a woman
Omo means a Child

cool

I luv Girls that wears make-ups, I think they look beautiful. I don't think there should be age limit
Hopefully when I'm old enough to date.
I will like to date girls with lots of make-ups and dance on my B'day
My Best friend said I don't need to use condoms on fridays, he said that's when Aids is on Holiday
I can't see it anywhere in the textbooks
I don't know if he's telling me the truth cause I'm still a Virgin and I don't to want die young
I can't ask my family cause they say I'm too young to think about sex.

thanks y'all. I needed the support.
I honestly thought "Ashawoo" means "go away",
I said that 'cause she was pushing and punching me for no good reason
cause whenever that word is used it goes like this "Ashwoo go away"
So I thought maybe that they're translating "ashwoo" as "Go Away"
My Mum has stop my step-aunt from coming to our house because I've threaten to run away
she has increased my allowance
My step-dad said he is sorry for telling me off and he bought me a new Laptop which I don't need
He is teaching me yoruba and broken english
like "ki lo de", i think that means wot's your name

I prefer TV dramas because u get complete story
and u don't lose the plot
But I hate soap operas because it drags on for long time and sometimes you wonder what the plot is all about.

the group has split up 2yrs ago.
and they formed another group but the black girl is no longer in the group

welcome to nairaland
whats "hv an hnd in statistics"

It turns me off when a girl screams at me for no good reasons
then expects me to be a mind reader
suddenly they're nice to me when they find out I'm a rich kid
It's tough for me to be a kid

if you're tasting the forbidden fruit, the marriage will end in failure

I haven't been to nigeria before
But I've seen pics of slums in nigeria
So i think he's doing a good job to clean up Abuja

I don't get it

Interracial marriage is a good thing
It shows one race loves another race
I'm not the product of interracial Union
I'm a 100% latino, My mother married my Step-Father who is a Nigerian
and they enjoy each other's company