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Oh my Goddddddd,
for a moment I thought u were dating a 6 yr old Girl
what a relief.

I pity their Daughter

I've been secretly driving since I was 10,
when my family leave me Home Alone
I Drove mainly Porsche because it has automatic gears and I can see through front and rear-view windows
I'm now 15 and I can proudly say I'm an expert in driving.

@ROSCODADDY
Are u going to asked for credit insurance from your Debtors
in case they become unemployed and can't pay?

Your Country is turning into a Nanny State.

There was this African Church my Step-Dad took me to in Houston
The Women came to Church late, some dressed half-naked and their gold trinkets were making noises
and some were chewing gums, like cows chewing on chords.

My Step-Uncle says Mourinho has two left-foots

I inherited Companies and alot of money, from Grand-dad and my Dad who died on a plane Crash
And because I'm under age, my Mum and my Nigerian Step-Dad appointed a board of trustees to run the Companies and invest my money for me until I'm 18.
The downside is I don't know how much I'm worth.
One of the Board of Trustees was fired for forging  checks.

I have money but I don't have any ideas
I don't need any ideas because somebody has been paid to think for me
and invest my money for me
(which is not good for my reality)

It's a very risky business to engaged into.
You MUST get a license from your local authority and
You SHOULD not have the tanker in a residential Area
The reason why I'm saying this,
my Step-Uncle's Friend in Nigeria was in this type of Business
But because he didn't do any of the above, when disaster struck he was found guilty of
negligence and he is now languishing in jail. (I heard Nigerian jails are terrible)
So You are better off buying Stocks and Shares

As the saying goes
Why buy the cow, when u can get the milk for free

I've no clue?
I used to have flight simulator before but I didn't know how to play it
The game is for adults or terrorists.
But I'm learning how to play Train Stimulator

I don't use anti-virus anymore because it slows down my pc games
But I do back-ups with my external HDD
so it eliminates the need to have anti-virus protections.

Like my Grandfather always say to me,
If somebody Eats, Breathes and Bleeds
then that person can fall sick and die

I never get tired of playing the Sims 2 or New York Tycoon

Is Nigeria ready for a female President?
Is like asking, if Vatican is ready for a Pope?

Girls can be gullible
Like last year, when I told a Girl that I'm 19 when I was only 14
I lied to her about my age so that I could make out with Her
But my Mum, caught us before the deed was done ( why is my mum so nosy?)
My Mum threaten to put her ass in jail for trying to sleep with a minor
Anyway the Coward packed her stuffs and left Town.


( At this rate, I will probably die a Virgin.)

You there, the one looking for Mamaput as sugarMummy fu*k off !
Happy Birthday

Playboys are vain little pricks

If u said, You slept with a Goat then I will believe you

Happy Birthday in Igbo?
I've no Clue
I'm not a Nigerian.

One of my step-Aunts is a real mean woman and Her sisters are real Angels.
She slaps me around when I visits her and sometimes she curses me out
She forgets, I'm from a different Race, generations and culture from hers.
I tell you if she keeps on abusing me, I will report her to the Cops.
I know she is an illegal immigrant, I could get her deported back to Nigeria ( if I wanted to )
But I love my Step-Dad too much and I don't want to hurt Him.
Anyway, I've stopped visiting Her and whenever she visits my house, I always hide

You haven't slept with a Ghost
When the blood flow in your body is obstructed, it causes partial-paralysis and you can't your move body
and if it happens when you are dreaming ' then it becomes real to you.
I have this experience myself until my doctor told me, is to do with blood flow.
try different sleeping positions all the time. .It will help


OH BOY !  I'M ONLY 15 AND I'M TURNING INTO A GEEK

Here in the States, If the VP does not support the President's policy
next thing left for him is to quit.
You can't be a VP and criticize the president in public, it doesn't work that way
one is a Head of States and the other is an apprentice.
It is within a president's power to ask for a VP's impeachment for underming his Powers
Nigerians should be more concerned who will be the best to rule your country
and not which tribe to rule.
Jobs,infrastructures and the rest should be the deciding factor
I'm just a kid, that's what I've been taught in School.
Anyway I'm not a Nigerian.

If best things in life are free?
How come my Step-Uncle goes to Stripper Club to pay for Sex when he is married
Someone once told me sex is not free, even though it's nature's gift
You still have to pay it somehow.

I've no clue
I think Lust leads to mounting on Twin Peaks, doggy style
And Love leads to blackmail like getting married

is it for food or mortuary?

Why don't you ask a Car dealer or Cargo shippers?

@Gaby
u can lease your Trucks to big businesses .
u Need to have insurance. in case of accident or breakdown,or armed robbery ( I heard Nigerian roads are Bad)