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Politics / Re: Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Others Join NEC Meeting by Nicoddemus(m): 4:35am On Sep 05
UltimateCSH:
CREATE A PROBLEM THEN SOLVE IT TO BECOME A SAVIOUR🤣

NIGERIANS ARE ALREADY BRAINWASHED SO THEY WILL NEVER LOOK AT THESE MEN AS THE PARASITES THEY ARE.


THE BLOOD ON THE HANDS OF THESE MEN IS UNBELIEVABLE
Poor child with a skewed brain. When are you going to reason right in this your miserable life
Romance / Re: These Are The Richest People In The World [Pictures] by Nicoddemus(m): 9:14pm On Aug 31
iLegendd:
Nature is not primitive and never will be.

When oyibo wants to promote something new, they first of all demonise the existing one with a brand-new big English word like primitive, naive, old-fashioned, archaic, etc., as long as it's not by their kind.

Back in the olden days, male animals put in a cage with other males do try to knack their fellows and oyibo called it primitive when they saw it in Africa.

Then, our forefathers used to play with wild animals as pet and probably kissed them, but what would oyibo say seeing that? Primitive.

Some African women used to walk around braless with their standing breasts. What did oyibo call it? Primitive. Cover yourself up!

Our people used to draw things that looked like tattoos and what did they call it? They even gave us a religion that called lots of things evil, including same sex anything.

Now, they went back to do those same things Africans used to do or those things they told us were evil.

The moment oyibo men in politics (aka business of democracy) have a business idea to enrich themselves and make the people poorer, that thing his people used to frown at becomes a good thing and anyone who thinks otherwise is primitive.

LQBTQ they preached against is now a good thing and whoever disagrees is old-fashioned.

Now, they're kissing dogs and cats and even eating from the same plate and sleeping on the same bed. They even knack the animals secretly. Isn't that primitive anymore?

Now, any opportunity their women get, they want to remove their clothes and walk around nàked. Isn't it primitive too?

My friend in Spain chatted me up last week that he was bored, so he went to the beach. Unknown to him, he went to a particular section and everybody was náked, swimming, taking pictures, etc.

I asked, "Your d*ck no stand?" And the said their yansh and breast too flat to trigger such.

I said, "I hope their children didn't do it with them." And he said even the children are all náked and it's just a normal thing.

Isn't that primitive anymore? They'll find an excuse to justify a family being nakéd at the beach and call it advancement.

Anything that preserves you and keeps you out of begging, out of crime, out of the hospital, abundance of natural food, is not primitive. It's only primitive when it's done in Africa — that's what they're trying to project.

The ones that make you beg, make you feel insecure, make you visit the hospital, consume chemical food or lack food to eat are primitive coated as civilization. Most don't know it.

They took away our advancement to nature by calling it primitive because it's not technology. They're doing those primitive things now, but they tagged it "adventure." You see how smart they are?

I'm not against them, they're just smart at manipulation and we just know the game and stop it or play it wisely.
You've won the debate bro. I give up
Romance / Re: These Are The Richest People In The World [Pictures] by Nicoddemus(m): 10:38am On Aug 31
You have a point but you see life must evolve from the primitive
Business / Re: PZ Cussons Nigeria Reports First Annual Loss In Years Amid Naira Depreciation by Nicoddemus(m): 10:27am On Aug 31
ictmikky:
Oh no! Not again! The challenge is huge and affects all sectors of the economy. We really need to be serious with development and advancement. I believe we have the ability and resources it takes to come out of this mess.
You're still in limbo. As it stands now Nigeria is irredeemable

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Romance / Re: How To Make A Woman Give You Her Kpekus For Free! by Nicoddemus(m): 12:09pm On Aug 30
Women nailing their fellow women since 1900 cheesy

Thanks for the update sha grin

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Travel / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Woman Relocating Back To Nigeria For "Better Quality Of Life" by Nicoddemus(m): 11:18am On Aug 30
grin
id4sho:

Chop belle full first
Career / Re: Auwalu Ahmed Dankade: I Returned The $10,000 I Found To Please Allah by Nicoddemus(m): 8:54am On Aug 30
grin
Politics / Re: One Month Sit-At-Home: Imo CP Deploys Heavy Security To Targeted Areas by Nicoddemus(m): 7:03am On Aug 30
Noerection:
you are thinking like a Yoruba man

Common sharrap there this idiot! Can you sit at home for even a week? I guess you're a jobless tout too

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Politics / Re: One Month Sit-At-Home: Imo CP Deploys Heavy Security To Targeted Areas by Nicoddemus(m): 6:52am On Aug 30
So I should sit at home under this regime and die of hunger.

Someone should tell Ekpa to send us palliative first angry

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Romance / Re: She Cooked Noodles And She Lied. Red Flag by Nicoddemus(m): 5:32am On Aug 28
Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.

I feel like modifying this thread and insert my comment first angry

Nairalanders are always very judgemental especially to women.

How will a single lie be the basis for breakup as if you never lied before
I'm not trying to justify her action but what she did is just the nature of every fallen man.......we always fail at one point or the other, we sin, we betray.... but we keep going.

Maybe you should get to heaven and bring an angel for a wife Sir undecided

Now I'd advise you to judge the lady from all perspectives and see if she's suitable for you not just for one single failure

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Religion / Re: Evangelist Who Was Blasted For Preaching At 4am Gets ₦1M From Good Samaritan by Nicoddemus(m): 6:11am On Aug 24
BadMaster:

What part of his statement is unreasonable?

What is bad about someone preaching about Christ and what is wrong with someone rewarding him for preaching about Jesus that saves?

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Religion / Re: Evangelist Who Was Blasted For Preaching At 4am Gets ₦1M From Good Samaritan by Nicoddemus(m): 8:38pm On Aug 23
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
Wow........So someone just got rewarded for noise pollution which could have gotten her arrested in a saner clime?

Na wa cheesy

Pretend to be reasonable for once at least even though we know you're irredeemable
Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO To Deploy Up To 5,000 Soldiers On Finland-russia Border(photos ( by Nicoddemus(m): 9:02pm On Aug 22
Armaggedon:
If Ukraine is winning, why is NATO in panic mode? Each day the NATO guys seem to justify Russia's war on Ukraine over claim that NATO is using Ukraine to threaten Russia's security.

Ukraine has made yet another mistake over Kursk incursion. Russia has only invested in stopping their advance while doubling down on their push in the Donbass, which will eventually force Ukrainian force in Kursk back to crumbling Donbass defences. They didn't take Ukraine's bait which intended to divert their attention.

Bla bla bla. Trying to defend the indefensible. I wish you what you wish for Ukraine. Let Another man take what belongs to you
Politics / Re: Sanusi's PhD Thesis Approved Without Any Correction by Nicoddemus(m): 5:23am On Aug 22
ChatterHouse:
tongue

What is the essence of that study?
islamize nigeria
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Best Can One Answer This Question? by Nicoddemus(m): 5:20am On Aug 22
when have job become for better for worse na
make them kukuma go pay my groom price sad
Politics / Re: Voting Tinubu, One Of My Regrets In over 50 years of my life - Dipo Bello by Nicoddemus(m): 5:26pm On Aug 21
Don't regret yet you'd still vote him again in spite. That's how the zombies are wired they never learned from Buhari disaster

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Romance / Re: If You Behave In These “2” Ways Around Girls, They Will Hate You Like Crazy by Nicoddemus(m): 10:39pm On Aug 09
First rule get a life. Have a big dream and pursue it. Be yourself and always real. If you're angry don't paint words vent your anger. Talk less and act more

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Fashion / Re: Lady Transforms Her Tomboy Friend Into A Feminine Beauty (Photos) by Nicoddemus(m): 10:27pm On Aug 09
Switinthemiddle:
I'm just thinking... Why is it right for girls to dress up/act like boys... They are called TOMBOYS
But if a guy dresses/acts up like a girl.. It becomes a crime.. Why
Ps. I'm nt supporting gays o

Gay virus detected shocked

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Food / Re: Hardship: Top 10 Pocket-friendly Nigerian Meals by Nicoddemus(m): 8:40am On Aug 09
Even garri is out of reach.
Local man can not can again

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Romance / Re: Why're You Still Single?☹️☹️ by Nicoddemus(m): 3:59am On Aug 09
Local man cannot can undecided
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Speech Failed To Address Protesters’ Demands - Falana by Nicoddemus(m): 8:27am On Aug 05
Chinkoalhaji34:
Na wa o!

So Falana dey talk as if e no sabi say protest na just wahala dem dey find.

As for Tinubu, e no get time to dey address small small children wey no fit reason well.

Instead make dem dey focus on how to improve their lives, dem dey waste time for street like Peter Obi wey no fit even lead him own house.

Na only noise dem sabi make.

Mpa gi there. Onye uchu!
Politics / Re: Plateau State Governor, Mutfwang Imposes 24-Hour Curfew In Jos by Nicoddemus(m): 8:17am On Aug 05
Don't steal from your fellow Nigerian na. Go to where they hid the palliative and help yourselves. Destroy all apc infrastructure infact destroy anybody and anything that looks like apc

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Politics / Re: Yobe Residents Storm Streets To Protest Hardship, Hunger by Nicoddemus(m): 11:29am On Aug 01
gidgiddy:
Peter Obi must be held accountable for this! grin grin grin
Mpa gi tongue
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Four Policemen In Imo State by Nicoddemus(m): 9:05am On Jul 30
Ebigwei007:
why is it hard for the government to release nnamdi kanu? If they release him, then will shall then no who is behinde all these.


Plesea house, i need your financial help, 7019581801, opay, thank you so much

Bring down this your partial support of Kanu firsr then you can then beg in piss
Politics / Re: Planned Protest: FG Begins To Sell 50kg Rice At N40,000 by Nicoddemus(m): 8:48am On Jul 30
sIfioksq:
This is a great initiative from the FG! Finally, a step towards making essential commodities more accessible to the average Nigerian. Let’s hope this translates to real relief for families struggling with the rising cost of living. It’s about time we see some action that truly benefits the people.

I feel like crying some Nigerians are irredeemable tongue
Politics / Re: Planned Protest: FG Begins To Sell 50kg Rice At N40,000 by Nicoddemus(m): 8:42am On Jul 30
Salewa97:
This is indeed a proactive step by the Federal Government to address the rising cost of living. Selling 50kg rice at N40,000 is a commendable move that will undoubtedly provide relief to many households struggling with food inflation.

It's essential to recognize that the FG is taking tangible actions to cushion the effects of economic challenges faced by Nigerians. This initiative can help stabilize the market and ensure that essential commodities remain accessible to the average citizen.

Let’s also acknowledge the effort to manage resources effectively. If this plan is executed well, it could set a precedent for future interventions aimed at alleviating poverty and ensuring food security across the nation.

Kudos to the administration for this timely intervention!

Oga you're plainly daft sorry to say this. How many trucks of rice and for how long will satisfy Nigerians need.
Politics / Re: There’s No More Need For Protest – FG by Nicoddemus(m): 8:20am On Jul 30
Philipponzaghi:
No more need for protest? That sounds promising. It's time for dialogue and collaboration instead of constant unrest. Let's give the FG a chance to implement their plans.

Are you daft or something
Business / Re: HELP! How Do I Stop Okash From Calling Me? by Nicoddemus(m): 1:11pm On Jul 28
buy another sim and use the number to borrow from them, if they disturb too much you destroy the sim.
na them de find your trouble angry
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Patrick Ubah is dead! (Anambra South Senator dies at 52) by Nicoddemus(m): 12:44pm On Jul 27
Death to all apc bigwigs
Politics / Re: Robbers Kill POS Operator, Rice Seller In Ekiti by Nicoddemus(m): 9:10am On Jun 21
Scholarlyng:
This is too bad.

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Politics / Re: Russia Overtakes U.S As Biggest Gas Supplier To Europe (Photos) by Nicoddemus(m): 7:40am On Jun 20
fredoooooo:
Something is not right here. So Europe still do business with them, After they make the world belive they're not getting anything again from them . The west and lies and propaganda grin
Sharrap there

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