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Travel / Re: Is It Necessary To Use Agent For Visa Processing/procurement? by Nicoddemus(m): 12:35am On Dec 06, 2021
Depending on the country you wanna enter. Most American and European country visas av specified processes on their country websites to follow just to be granted a visa.

Secondly, if ur going for study in an American or European country.... There r are many WhatsApp groups who drop scholarship and paid students visa processes. I am in one though I don't have need for that at this moment. Just follow up n get updates. I have seen many leave this country via those group updates n rest.


D last time I even checked. One was even testifying how he entered Portugal via study visa, got there paid school fees for one year and dropped out from d school when he got a job. He only spent 800k from Nigeria here on flight n some miscellaneous only to get there n paid school fees n processed visa but some persons who are novice in this would v paid agent up to 2million just to get there n find out the so called visa is even on arrival.

Let's learn to leave facebook n Instagram to concentrate on sites where we get more knowledge than showing off with an empty brain

Could you please share some of the watsapp group to me. I'm interested. Or you can just tell me how to find it
Romance / Re: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by Nicoddemus(m): 4:28am On Dec 03, 2021
Dangrace01:
You'll pray from morning to night no result you'll go to church no result

But one yahoo boy would use juju on someone it would be as effective till eternity.

Why is juju powerful

I logged in to nairaland just to counter you. Prayer works. Infact it works like magic Everytime for me. What do you know about God? Do you have any personal relationship with him? Most importantly, do you have any integrity with God or you just think you can live anyhow you want and still get spiritual results. In this life there are rules to everything
Romance / Re: Lady Sheds Tears On Facebook Over Her Inability To Land A Husband Before Dec. 4 by Nicoddemus(m): 4:08am On Dec 01, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
I have a lot of boyfriends. Come, let me dash you one. I use and dump them like papers.

Come on shatap there! You use and dump a man azin how
Career / Re: 9 Clear Signs You Will Be Poor - FinancialSlot by Nicoddemus(m): 6:31pm On Nov 29, 2021
Sleekfingers:



Oga, I can feed you and your families comfortably without blinking twice..

You think say na everybody wey dey on this useless forum , be broke ass like you and your poor father?

I don't know why most nigerians are always angry , when dem see someone living comfortably. If say na well to do people , caused their poverty....


Come on shatap there

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Career / Re: 9 Clear Signs You Will Be Poor - FinancialSlot by Nicoddemus(m): 6:23pm On Nov 29, 2021
Op this your post is not applicable to this buhari era. Please repost after his tenor

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Health / Re: China Leader, Xi Jinping Pledges 1 billion Covid Vaccine Doses For Africa by Nicoddemus(m): 4:42pm On Nov 29, 2021
Trying to save lives with vaccine at the same time trying to destroy lives with nukes. Is that not foolishness
Family / Children Of Nowadays by Nicoddemus(m): 3:33pm On Nov 29, 2021
Children of today don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following forty (40) reasons:*

1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Losing a fight with older age mate
14. Winning a fight with your age mate
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders in the house has already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them
30. When you don't wash your dish after eating
31. When you wash your dish improperly
32. When you almost break your dish
33. When you break your dish
34. When you bite your nails.
34.. When you don't bathe
35. When you bathe too quickly
36. When you take too long to bathe
37. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving
38. When a car almost knocks you down
39. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die!
40. For not answering when spoken to
41. For answering back when spoken to.

Some of these reasons for beating a child may appear far-fetched today but they sure did happen and they were the norm that shaped the adults of today.

Kudos to African parents. We, the generation you almost killed with beating say ....
THANK YOU
������

And if you were beaten because of any 3 of the above, please gather here for" *Survival & Thanksgiving* ��

Elders please arise and help this generation, they need us to guide them, start from your own end fast, things are gradually degenerating.
*Our culture must not die!!!*

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Food / Re: What is The Process Of Turning Raw Garri To Eba Called? by Nicoddemus(m): 8:36am On Nov 26, 2021
It's called hydrolysis. Where a complex molecular starch of the eba is converted to simpler glucose and maltose
Family / Re: I Hate Seeing People Succeed Including Family Members by Nicoddemus(m): 2:15am On Nov 18, 2021
Icouldhave:
I just can't help myself, right since I was a little kid. I get jealous easily.

I want everything to be just me alone, I want to be the one to have money then give it out to people.

I hate it when people gives me money, it anolds me, makes me feel less.


Please how do I contain this attitude of mine.


Ps

I don't do bad.

Neither do I do evil.

I just want to be the one running everything in my family or any place I find myself.

I want to be the number one guy


I want to be the giver always
This is a heart from the pit of hell Jesus!!!

See oga with this kind of heart eh abeg make God deliver people from your hand because surely surely eh you will do wickedness knowingly or unknowingly you will frustrate and destroy.
Abeg show us your face and address so that we can kill you before you begin to manifest

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by Nicoddemus(m): 10:09pm On Nov 16, 2021
Znation:
Note: most of the things she gives me, she bring it without me asking for it. And if i try to reject them, she starts to think that i'm trying to give her space, i'm seeing someone else or i don't love her anymore.. Thats why i need advice, because i don't want to loose her by rejecting what she brings for me.

A girl is stealing from her mother to give you and you're collecting and still want to collect our advise join Just continue.

How old are you self?
Romance / Re: I Am A Pretty Boy And I Need Help To Look Like A Man by Nicoddemus(m): 2:33am On Nov 16, 2021
Springboot:
You're a confused fellow, you are concerned about your looks yet you keep that kinda hairstyle?

Leave the boy/girl. He/she has not told us what's in her mind


Ok OP add your number so that we can also start toasting you
Romance / Re: What Made You Decide To Never Open Up To People Again? by Nicoddemus(m): 2:14am On Nov 16, 2021
MeghaneMorgane:
The only people I open up to are people that I know can help me solve my problem. If you can’t proffer me a solution, forget about it.

When I’m in a very tough situation, I tell just my parents.

I have one principle I follow: If I tell you anything, it’s because I’m ok with other people hearing about it. When I don’t want anyone to know about it, I tell nobody
. That's the nature of most of you women. Very selfish individuals that have nothing to do with you unless it benefits them, tufiakwa!!! They'd always want you to go miles for them but will hardly life a finger for you

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Confronts DSS Officials Over Refusal Of Legal Team To Access Court by Nicoddemus(m): 10:57am On Nov 10, 2021
Buhari must not release this traitor

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Career / Re: I Need Your Advice by Nicoddemus(m): 8:24pm On Nov 07, 2021
whytediamond:



Chat me bro

Good evening Sir. Please sorry for late response. I've not been online. Could you please give me your WhatsApp number so that I can chat you up or you can have mine....09035538178. my email is alichomathias@gmail.com. thank you
Career / Re: I Need Your Advice by Nicoddemus(m): 6:44pm On Nov 05, 2021
whytediamond:


Your mindset bro.

Work on it.

I was in a similar scenario November 2014. Sacked from a 60k monthly outsourced bank job.

I didn't start business with any form of capital. Not even a dime.

Today, I pay myself 300k minimum monthly.

I am my own Boss. I intend to triple my income starting from December.

I changed my mindset. You too can.


Please how where you able to achieve that? I want to learn. Or should I chat you privately
Romance / Re: What's The Best Approach To Tell A Girl That You Like Her And Want Two Of You To by Nicoddemus(m): 4:58am On Oct 22, 2021
EASYGURU:


Don't try this simpish approach angry angry . Wgat a retarded way of doing things

What's your approach then? Let's learn from the sages
Family / Re: ‘Holy Water’ Ruins 10-Year-Old Marriage by Nicoddemus(m): 8:39pm On Oct 17, 2021
SportsHD:
Only God knows how much she bought the '' holy water'' from pastor.

Come on shatap there. You're full of evil but quick to conderm others. What brought pastors into this matter. As long as you get them wrongly perceived while you keep on with your abominable acts. Idiot
Politics / Re: Andy Uba’s Campaign Billboard At The Abuja International Airport by Nicoddemus(m): 7:02pm On Oct 12, 2021
hopexter:


Your point was very valid but the insult wasn’t needed undecided

Naa, they need more than insults
Politics / Re: Andy Uba’s Campaign Billboard At The Abuja International Airport by Nicoddemus(m): 5:00pm On Oct 12, 2021
IpoI will surely help the evil party to rig and win if they put fear in people for coming out to vote. Stupid ipob

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Science/Technology / Re: Unbelievable Moment Fish Move Through Sea In The Shape Of A Love Heart(Pix,vid) by Nicoddemus(m): 4:53pm On Oct 12, 2021
It's none of my business how they want to swim. Country hard

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Sell Near Police Station by Nicoddemus(m): 4:08pm On Oct 08, 2021
Start selling various kinds of cheap soap for soapy dance by inmates

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Family / Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by Nicoddemus(m): 3:01am On Oct 05, 2021
KarinaLove:
Try and respect her decision. She said she is not the sex type. Then leave her.

Must marriage be all about sex?

I don tire.

Everytime Men And Sex....Tueeehhh angry

Can't men use their time for something more productive in life

May God help you to grow up
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Nicoddemus(m): 2:26am On Oct 05, 2021
Preciousgirl:


You will hear from us, next angry
grin grin
Politics / Re: Monday Sit-At-Home: Hoodlums Set A Keke (Tricycle) Ablaze In Enugu by Nicoddemus(m): 2:05pm On Oct 04, 2021
Afamed:
Hoodlums or DSS/ Fulani herdsmen?

Your foolishness knows no bound. Calling a black goat White. Is this how you people want to rule us if eventually you achieve Biafra? Tufiakwa!!! Chineke ekwela ihe ojoor!!! May IPOB die untimely death

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Politics / Re: Operation Golden Down: Military Begins Movement Of Troops Nationwide by Nicoddemus(m): 10:59am On Oct 04, 2021
Let em kill all IPOB

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Politics / Re: IPOB Asks South-West, Middle Belt To Join One Month Sit-At-Home by Nicoddemus(m): 9:34am On Oct 04, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
This is the time to prove that we are united south/people!

Injustice is being melted out to Kanu today, tomorrow it could be someone else!

Let's stand up against tyranny, let's restore human right, let's take back the will and purpose our people once had

Or this will be the very beginning of death and oppression!

Let us unite and fight our common enemy - injustice!

All for one, one for all!!!


I know that you have been bitten by a zombie but I will still answer you for the sake of the future!

Is the injustice melted out to one ethnic group

Okay, can you protest in Nigeria peacefully now

If truly people were killed all over Nigeria as we all know, then this is a fight for all!

We all spent 7 months at home for covid, surely we can spend a month for the sake of our future and that of our generations to come!

Modified:

You can't protest either! So how do you intend to carry out your strategies
Come on shatap there! I'm an Igbo instead of Biafra to come through IPOB then let it never ever happen. IPOB is the most foolish agitation sect I've seen all through my whole life. Always taking decisions that is only possible in the realm of a mad man Even their leader Kanu so careless in his speech and without strategy. I used to listen to him but found out he was a very stupid man then I stopped. One must be partially mad before he can be a successful member of IPOB sorry to say this sad

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Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking God For As A Nigerian? by Nicoddemus(m): 9:10am On Oct 03, 2021
Well I thank God for the lawlessness that we enjoy
Romance / Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Nicoddemus(m): 3:02am On Sep 30, 2021
I'm still simping for the moment angry. When I'm through I'd share my story angry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: La Palma: 'World’s Luckiest House’ Miraculously Stands Alone (Pictures, Video) by Nicoddemus(m): 7:54pm On Sep 24, 2021
Earlystar698:
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grin grin
Romance / Re: How I Handled My Cheating Serious Girl by Nicoddemus(m): 7:45pm On Sep 24, 2021
Deltafynest:
I have been dating this girl for more than a year now. We have been committed even with travails here and there sometimes.

I'm a student, she also and she's an orphan. My intention boarded on the idea that she would understand me knowing fully well where i was coming from.

Every week, i began to discover new stuffs mostly on the ground that she has slept with all categories of people in the past including cripple, pastor, someone she's older than, and even her uncle, her former boss too and her boss's brother. Even with all these revelation i was still willing to stay with her. There are secret stuffs that i can't share online about her.


Her ex boyfriend has been a bone in the neck since the start of this relationship. He didn't want to let go so i learnt and the girl has expressed total hatred on the guy. She doesn't even want to hear his name at all.

So she recently travelled and was calling me. One day, she called me that she has something to say, she said she would come to town to tell and because of the intrigue i was able to get her to talk on the phone. She said she has slept with the ex boyfriend since we started the relationship.

Now the main thing is, a pastor once told me that my gf's glory was used for rituals which we suspected the dude being that they dated for over 9 years plus and she was certain it was the guy due to some factors which i can't say.

Things hasn't been easy whenever she is around me mostly when she spends time in my house. Things will just go bad and terrible, doors will just close...

So, when she told me about the guy. She said she did it because she was looking for 20k. I was angry because the period she said she took the money, i remember i had $4500 sent to me and she never asked me for any money.

The matter has been on ground and i have been so pained since cos i know she must have done it with someone else too.

So i travelled to Portharcourt to see her today from Warri even though i was short on cash and had to raise the money to see her. On getting there we trashed the matter out and her sister said i should forget the past so that we can move on. I agreed, i was already getting tired of her shenanigans, so i decided not to be used by this id#ot again. The bit*h even mentioned that the guy has been disturbing her life with calls to come back.

I took the guy's number and called him like a guy man. We have actually related in the past before so we needed no too much introduction. The guy said they are not dating but he is only having time with her and that she would call him to ask for money almost all the time. This girl never told me she was looking for money and i refused. I have always tried my best for her.

After talking, i and the guy agreed to just use her. The guy said i should not take her serious and should just enjoy myself with her. That whenever she go back to town i should call him to take over from that side. So i agreed.

Bit*h will be shocked if she thinks i will take her serious. We will just useless her for years and waste her time. If you see the way we agreed to use her ehn, you will know the hatred is real.


Don't trust these girls.

Why don't you just tell her what the pastor told you so that she can seek for spiritual help
Romance / Re: How I Handled My Cheating Serious Girl by Nicoddemus(m): 7:34pm On Sep 24, 2021
Deltafynest:
I have been dating this girl for more than a year now. We have been committed even with travails here and there sometimes.

I'm a student, she also and she's an orphan. My intention boarded on the idea that she would understand me knowing fully well where i was coming from.

Every week, i began to discover new stuffs mostly on the ground that she has slept with all categories of people in the past including cripple, pastor, someone she's older than, and even her uncle, her former boss too and her boss's brother. Even with all these revelation i was still willing to stay with her. There are secret stuffs that i can't share online about her.


Her ex boyfriend has been a bone in the neck since the start of this relationship. He didn't want to let go so i learnt and the girl has expressed total hatred on the guy. She doesn't even want to hear his name at all.

So she recently travelled and was calling me. One day, she called me that she has something to say, she said she would come to town to tell and because of the intrigue i was able to get her to talk on the phone. She said she has slept with the ex boyfriend since we started the relationship.

Now the main thing is, a pastor once told me that my gf's glory was used for rituals which we suspected the dude being that they dated for over 9 years plus and she was certain it was the guy due to some factors which i can't say.

Things hasn't been easy whenever she is around me mostly when she spends time in my house. Things will just go bad and terrible, doors will just close...

So, when she told me about the guy. She said she did it because she was looking for 20k. I was angry because the period she said she took the money, i remember i had $4500 sent to me and she never asked me for any money.

The matter has been on ground and i have been so pained since cos i know she must have done it with someone else too.

So i travelled to Portharcourt to see her today from Warri even though i was short on cash and had to raise the money to see her. On getting there we trashed the matter out and her sister said i should forget the past so that we can move on. I agreed, i was already getting tired of her shenanigans, so i decided not to be used by this id#ot again. The bit*h even mentioned that the guy has been disturbing her life with calls to come back.

I took the guy's number and called him like a guy man. We have actually related in the past before so we needed no too much introduction. The guy said they are not dating but he is only having time with her and that she would call him to ask for money almost all the time. This girl never told me she was looking for money and i refused. I have always tried my best for her.

After talking, i and the guy agreed to just use her. The guy said i should not take her serious and should just enjoy myself with her. That whenever she go back to town i should call him to take over from that side. So i agreed.

Bit*h will be shocked if she thinks i will take her serious. We will just useless her for years and waste her time. If you see the way we agreed to use her ehn, you will know the hatred is real.


Don't trust these girls.

You want to useless someone that have already been used. Chai guy don't be this wicked. Why don't you just break up with the girl and allow her to have her life back at least??
Romance / Re: The Most Expensive Gift You Ever Given The Opposite Sex? by Nicoddemus(m): 7:55pm On Sep 11, 2021
4k but the thing still come pain me Sha

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