LoveUdie:
On our way out I noticed her bra strap was popping out of her beautiful dress and I called her attention to it. The only way I could have known that it was not right for her bra to pop out of her dress is because I know how ladies wear that kind of dress.

"Don't you have a tube?" I asked. Because I know the best way to wear the dress is with a tube bra that doesn't come with a strap (I can't remember what it's called.

What do we do about it now? Okay hold on let me pin the strap to the dress and hide it.

So I got a pin and handled that department very well like I have done it before. Or maybe I have, remember those times as little boys when Mom will call us to help her zip up her dress, or hook her bra strap behind. Hehehe, we had no idea there were very good rehearsals for marriage. Sometimes mom will give us her eye pencil to go and sharpen. I remember when my mama used to give me her wig to brush. Those times I used to think, "What? I am not a girl". But far from being of help to her, it was training in disguise. For the brothers that didn't experience this, I don't envy you at all.

Okay so I handled her bra strap popping out with a pin like a pro and I saw the happy, impressed look in her eyes. Before then she asked me if I can cross her bra behind to make it look like a design, I said "yea, I can even zigzag the bra behind if you want." Dont try me, I'm a BRATOLOGIST 🤣😀🤣😀🤣

Guys, I just want to share some VERY weird but necessary skills you need to learn to be a great help to your wife as you walk toward marriage.

#1... Learn some simple bra hacks, like me, a pro.🤣🤣 learn to cross multiply a bra🤣🤣. These are things the Bible won't tell you but I know the Lord approves of this knowledge. Most men do not even know how to hook and unhook a bra, that's very bad bro. I think it's the first thing you should know how to do as a husband. Got sisters? They can teach you. Don't have one? Don't worry relax, you will learn it by divine knowledge.

#2... Learn how to sharpen an eye pencil. This is not like the normal pencil you used to sharpen in nursery school with a sharpener. This one requires some extra professionalism. Learn it, it's very key. When you're running late to go out your wife cannot be applying makeup and looking for how to sharpen her eye pencil at the same time, you can collect it and help her out to save your own time. I'm speaking from experience as a husband.

#3. Learn how to wash a woman's panties. Listen don't make your face, there is nothing nasty or unscriptural about this. Don't let our culture mess you up. TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH - including washing panties and boxers. Your heavily pregnant or nursing wife will not have the strength to do her business herself most of the time. She will just soak it in the bathroom and leave it there, and you cannot be walking past it when you can easily bend down and help her out. And mind you, they don't wash women's panties the same way men wash boxers like a sponge. The same hands that remove it can also be washing it sometimes. Learn it. How do you learn this? Start washing your boxers regularly, when you are used to cleanliness it benefits your wife.

#4... Learn how to style a woman's hair, or at least simple ways to pack it. Some of us are just zero in this department, we cannot help a woman pack her hair and ribbon it. This comes in very handy in marriage, when your wife will turn to you and say "Baby please help me use this ribbon to pack my hair." You'll just be there looking, your own is how to scatter it when you want to disturb someone's daughter.

#5... Learn how to fold women's clothes. So very important too. Well, some men are not even interested in helping their wives wash Or iron their dresses, let alone interested in folding and arranging. Women are not the only natural arrangers of the home, men can be too. Learn how to fold a dress neatly. It's important.

#6... Learn how to tie a scarf. This one is ultimately important uncle. You cannot survive your wife's disturbance in marriage if you don't know how to tie a simple hair tie. Women can worry with this, "Honey hold it here, roll it there, pin the gele here, shock it in here." It can be very tiring, yet so much fun. So start opening yourself up to it.

Footnote: SOME of these things can be learned over the internet. Sometimes when I am scrolling through my news feed I see videos teaching how to apply foundation, simple bra hacks, zip hacks, how to tie a quick scalp, etc. And I take my time to watch and learn from them. I put in the effort because I want to help meet my wife too. Sometimes I tag my bestie in it. Note that you must go practice with a woman first, the internet is a wide library of resources. Make sure you're disciplined to run away from porn sites that also pretend to teach these things.

Okay, so ladies which skill am I forgetting? Add it here for the bros to learn, and be fast.

Simp

Wawelexy:
She might not be having sexual intercourse with men but mistakenly breaks the hymen via masturbation... There are different grades for virgins, some doesn't fornicates with men but they engages in masturbation, some had sex once maybe by youthful exuberance or rape and then enters into celibacy, and some are genuine virgins but corrupt in the mind. All of them will claim virgins, it's you that needs to ask them the grades they belongs to... Be wise

So you mean there are fairly used virgins

abba190:
look at this guy unashamedly accepting this big sack as a wife

All for the gram

Sheunma:
I'd rather lose my life than be counted worthy of an imaginary afterlife.
The idea that I could spend an eternity kowtowing to a god scares the crap out of me
I'd prefer to burn with the devil in hell where eternal worship isn't required

I must confess though, Islam's version of heaven seems ridiculously tantalizing. An eternity of orgy, with eternal erections and beautiful round women with pointed breast whose virginity are renewed as soon as it is taken. What an eternity!

zeuss:
If she is married, she should have coverd her face as well.

And still maintains poverty capital of the world. What an irony

ConfusePoint:
Ranting. Ranting. Ranting.

I have decided to rant out my predicaments on this forum today.

What is the way out of poverty for me?

One inlaw is even living with us, making it 8 in number, all in one room.

This thing don come big pass me.

I know most of you here would blame me for impregnating a woman to give birth to that number of children but then, life is life. It happens like that sometimes.

They say a poor man's prayer is "e go better" but instead of things to get better in Nigeria, everyday things get worse.

Truth is, except I drive myself out of this mess to a better life for me and my children, this poverty that is so stricken will likely be extended to my children, which I really don't want.

No two ways about it except ...

But like a car without tyres, can it move even if it has fuel? Definitely no.

For 4 days now, I sleep outside in an abandoned car because of financial war at home. I can't go back home and I even feel like never to go back there but should I abandon them like that and run away? To where?

When I went to the market the other day with 5k to buy food items for the house, I was crying and talking to myself on my way back because I came back with almost nothing.

Nigeria have succeed to plug life out of poor Nigerians. The poor cannot breathe again. Let's die and go.

Advice: never give birth when you are not financially strong. Unfortunately, I've learned my lesson the hard way.

Life happens.

How do I help this family better than I am trying?

Wishing you the best in all you do.

shortgun:
Nonsense, I should let my children starve because I want to feel pity for a wild doe?
Do you know how many pregnant Mangoes and bananas you have eaten....I hate double standards

Ahmed0336:


Bro, speak for yourself.

pansophist:
You're asking the wrong question.

You can only apply for a work visa after getting a job from a company abroad. It's similar to a student visa. You can only apply for it after getting an admission.

So your four million naira is not an issue, because work visa is not something you buy, like flight ticket for example. If you have never bought any job in Nigeria, then it's the same thing.

This kind of question that you ask is a recipe to be scammed. Don't allow any person embezzle your money. Get an employment contract first, then go to the embassy with it, then a work visa can be issued.

Then you'll just have to buy flight and zoom out, which may not even be up to one million naira.

Thank you Sir

MS247:
Austria

OK how? Want to do it myself

wittywriter:



Do you have an International passport already?



First off try and join some international NGO volunteer jobs online for your choice countries......if you dont know how to go about it ill help out...


Wittyness

Please how do I go about it? Help out

wittywriter:



Do you have an International passport already?


Wittyness

Yes

I don't want to use an agent to avoid scam but I have no idea of how to go about it.

Please nairalanders how do I apply for work visa ( preferably) myself to any good European country.

Why can't the government implicate Ekpa with his utterances at the Finnish government so then they can extradite him.

Release him for us and we'd make his judgment swift

Skyview01:


My sincere appologies. I am only livensed for Canada at the moment.

Do your due diligence. Check the agent out online.

Go to a UK Immigration forum and ask around about requirements for UK caregivers visa.

Also, on the UK government website, you may also check out requirements for that type of visa and see if what your agent is saying is reasonable and consistent.
It is very hard to make money and always do your due diligence.

Thank you Sir

Skyview01:


That is a very good question and I want to thank you immensely for the asking.

Canada is a country of law an order and they have rules to ensure that only Canadian residents have access to jobs in Canada before positions are offered to a foreign nationals.

Before an employer can offer you a job they have to go through an organization called Service Canada and obtain a certificate called Labor Market Impact Assessment(LMIA).

The process of LMIA involves the organization: advertising the job to Canadian residents by placing an adverts for a minimum of 4 weeks in up to 4 advert mediums i.e Jobbank.ca and three other mediums. One must target newcomers to Canada while the other must target first nations in Canada.

After the advert, the company has to conduct interviews for all those Canadian applicants, document the interviews and prove to Service Canada that they are not able to find a suitable candidate within Canada before offering that job to a foreign national(i.e.. Nigerians).

You pay government a non refundable fee of CAD$1,000 for this stage and the consultant will charge around CAD$5,000 for this with no guarantee of a positive LMIA.

If the LMIA is approved, you are no able to take the job offer letter from employer together with the positive LMIA documents and apply for a work permit which may also be approved or rejected by IRCC.

Now, you are the one to look for an employer in Canada who is willing to hire you and prove to the government of Canada that the job being offered to you, no Canadian is able to fill.

You see how complicated and difficult the process is?

The only time i do work visa is if you have a relative in Canada or a company in Canada that is willing to go through all the stress to hire you. The company will reach out to me directly with your offer of employment letter and then I can proceed with with an LMIA application with Service Canada..

The last work visa I did was for an hotel owner who was hiring a relative from Ecuador and had me interview and come up with valid reasons to reject more that 100 applicants from all over Canada in other to offer to job owner's relative who was a foreign national. I only do this for companies and not for individuals in Nigeria.

There are lots of other work visa that requires no LMIA but Nigerians won't be qualified for that. For temporary foreign workers like fruit pickers, the government of Canada has signed agreement with a number of Caribbean countries to supply this labor need and they would not take you from Nigeria.

It is extremely difficult but not an absolute impossibility. If you are an IT professional with years of work experience for example, you may have a good chance when you apply for jobs in provinces where other Canadians are unwilling to go and convince an employer who is willing to sponsor you with a job offer.

Next time when an agent tells you they have a guaranteed job for you in Canada, Think twice before giving your hard earned cash.

Do not waste your hard earned money on a non-existent job, try other categories and my favorite is the study permit route which almost everyone is qualified and has a good chance of success if packaged properly.

Please I have someone that wants to do Caregiver job visa to UK for me. Don't know if it's legit or a scam. Though I've reached agreement that I'd only pay if my Visa is out

Chetas81:
anyone who believe anything from their colonial masters need help, religion have nothing to do with our mighty God,god give law to Adam and Eve, but the man betrayed God now 🤔 Adam and Eve did not solve the problems till today 😬 someone said he is a man of God, but people really crazy in this part of the world 😜✍️

You're not even coherent. God will help you my brother

EnemyofGod2:


Religion has really done more harm to us than good.it shall never be well with those white men who imposed religion on us.

Mean why, God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist, there's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence, no man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God.


It beats my imagination that in 21th century,there's some people who are still believing the existence of a God or Satan.

Believing the existence of God is a symptoms of primitivity of mentality, primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis.

Heaven and hellfire doesn't exist.

God will help you my brother

Salvation2:
Make sure u are on the same page with ur husband. He is lord over u. In all u do, add God first. God will continue to help and deliver us all in Jesus name amen.


Shalom!!!

Sharap there

BloomingDale:


Copycats or Ekiti peeps?

Death to all Ekiti people Peeps

You've finally succeeded in marrying a second wife amidst subsidy removal

Death to all copy cats

TemmyDayo50:
This tenure will be the best ever in the history of this country... I'm so fulfilled I didn't allow the media propaganda against an awesome man to becloud my judgements. So happy my vote is part of what brought our amiable president to power....

We are in for a beautiful awesome long ride in the country!
May God keep granting Jagaban good health, wisdom, knowledge and understanding to steer Nigeria to massive GREATNESS!

God bless you my President
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!

It's too early for this

blueAgent:


You are a lair and lairs go to Hell

Allow God to judge me now kilode?