siofra:




Mtchewwwwwwww.

I'm not lonely, nor depressed, nor idle, maybe a little crazy

Sharrap there . maybe you need slap to reset your silly brain

I thought initially that this man was sensible

PortHarcourtcit:
They have started the BIAFLA or nothing again... Because dem no win for SUPLEM COURT.. 😄

See how the Tinubu you're supporting have made your life useless with his policy yet you'd not get sense. I'm sure you're browsing with free 10mb

Entprys:
Why nah ? Why not arrest them and try them ? This is good example of jungle justice. Who go pay their children school fees hencefort ?

You're silly and twisted beyond redemption. A total
failure

vastolord4:
Time for the usa to run.. they cant afford to make too many enemies at once

What's this one saying

Wujio:



Anything less than 1,200 now isnt quality food o

You get kidnapping value sha

ArcFresky:
This is why education is very important.

It was clear Nigeria was borrowing to pay subsidy.
Nigeria borrowed within and without.. Nigeria was borrowing from CBN.

The Twin duo, Buhari and Emefiele were terrible things that happened to Nigeria.

TUC were asking for the Billions saved on subsidy, friends, Nigeria was borrowing to pay subsidy. Nigeria borrowed such that, it had to borrow to pay its debtors.

Its not sustainable, and removing susbsidy didn’t free up more money, it only made sure we were able to pay debts without borrowing.

If you ask me, thats a good step.

The next step is reduce the cost of governance, impose heavy duty on imports and send corrupt people to the gallows.

Impose heavy duty on imports? Oga ur wicked

I no de give shishi

moshuur:
Wow...which kain thread be this for God sake.

Why the insistence on mortuary job

Anny69:
I know this isn't the right section for this...

Seun when would you fix Nairaland and give us a block button?

Sharrap there. You want to bring your toxicity to nairaland.

bayfed:
🤣🤣 Your new guy is asking you take a break, and he'll give you salary in full.

You've drain the poor boy dry, you are going for another one.

By the time, you meet your husband, your milage is 1000+. And then you'll start blaming men, for deceiving you, immediately, they taste you.

The one that's wants to pay your salary in full, how long do you think, he will continue to pay it.

What happen to been loyal, and sticking to the poor boy until he gets to his fit again, and you become the queen again?

A little turbulence you want to run. Even with the high blood pressure you're giving the guy, with your high interest of been friends with other guys.

Men and women no dey be friend, you are an olosho the sooner you realise this, the better it Is for you.

Leave the boy, now its early and focus on men that will pay your salary in full, we are many, let's help saturate the mileage.

That Nigerian Rice remove subsidy on it

HarryGleb:
Our judiciary is for the highest bidder and unfortunately, Obi no de give shishi.

Akinfemmy:
I'll date you . I'm quite good at maintaining relationships


But


I don't have money. oo.

Jennyclay:
With that nonsense amount kindly stay away from anything called relationship so that you won’t put someone’s daughter in abject poverty Biko!

You’re not even qualified to have a girlfriend not to even talk of a wife. You broke men will just have little change and the next thing on your evil broke mind is marriage.

And the worst thing is you broke men know how to born like rats, by the time the money isn’t enough to catheter for your wife and 7 children, frustration will set in and you will start beating your wife.

Mr man you’re broke!!
Leave marriage alone!!

Your fadaaaaaaaa

Taah! I'd rather grind with corn till tinubu comes down

H28Africa:


My brother, no be ponzi scheme oo.

The National Housing Fund is backed by law.

It is your right as a Nigerian to qualify for the NHF loan and buy your first home.

Try to do some research about the NHF Act of 1992.

Here is an article we wrote about it ==> https://28thstreet.beehiiv.com/p/the-nigerian-national-housing-fund

Abeg try to make sure you attend the event.

Don't forget to register here ==> https://lu.ma/0s1jaegx

The register icon that will take you to the registration page is not working

BSc

Jennyclay:
Just apologize for peace to reign.

Will you die if you apologize . Even you too, you have pride

Is not as if you have money . Broke men and pride and like 5 & 6

Shior!!!

Sharrap there

LoveUdie:
On our way out I noticed her bra strap was popping out of her beautiful dress and I called her attention to it. The only way I could have known that it was not right for her bra to pop out of her dress is because I know how ladies wear that kind of dress.

"Don't you have a tube?" I asked. Because I know the best way to wear the dress is with a tube bra that doesn't come with a strap (I can't remember what it's called.

What do we do about it now? Okay hold on let me pin the strap to the dress and hide it.

So I got a pin and handled that department very well like I have done it before. Or maybe I have, remember those times as little boys when Mom will call us to help her zip up her dress, or hook her bra strap behind. Hehehe, we had no idea there were very good rehearsals for marriage. Sometimes mom will give us her eye pencil to go and sharpen. I remember when my mama used to give me her wig to brush. Those times I used to think, "What? I am not a girl". But far from being of help to her, it was training in disguise. For the brothers that didn't experience this, I don't envy you at all.

Okay so I handled her bra strap popping out with a pin like a pro and I saw the happy, impressed look in her eyes. Before then she asked me if I can cross her bra behind to make it look like a design, I said "yea, I can even zigzag the bra behind if you want." Dont try me, I'm a BRATOLOGIST 🤣😀🤣😀🤣

Guys, I just want to share some VERY weird but necessary skills you need to learn to be a great help to your wife as you walk toward marriage.

#1... Learn some simple bra hacks, like me, a pro.🤣🤣 learn to cross multiply a bra🤣🤣. These are things the Bible won't tell you but I know the Lord approves of this knowledge. Most men do not even know how to hook and unhook a bra, that's very bad bro. I think it's the first thing you should know how to do as a husband. Got sisters? They can teach you. Don't have one? Don't worry relax, you will learn it by divine knowledge.

#2... Learn how to sharpen an eye pencil. This is not like the normal pencil you used to sharpen in nursery school with a sharpener. This one requires some extra professionalism. Learn it, it's very key. When you're running late to go out your wife cannot be applying makeup and looking for how to sharpen her eye pencil at the same time, you can collect it and help her out to save your own time. I'm speaking from experience as a husband.

#3. Learn how to wash a woman's panties. Listen don't make your face, there is nothing nasty or unscriptural about this. Don't let our culture mess you up. TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH - including washing panties and boxers. Your heavily pregnant or nursing wife will not have the strength to do her business herself most of the time. She will just soak it in the bathroom and leave it there, and you cannot be walking past it when you can easily bend down and help her out. And mind you, they don't wash women's panties the same way men wash boxers like a sponge. The same hands that remove it can also be washing it sometimes. Learn it. How do you learn this? Start washing your boxers regularly, when you are used to cleanliness it benefits your wife.

#4... Learn how to style a woman's hair, or at least simple ways to pack it. Some of us are just zero in this department, we cannot help a woman pack her hair and ribbon it. This comes in very handy in marriage, when your wife will turn to you and say "Baby please help me use this ribbon to pack my hair." You'll just be there looking, your own is how to scatter it when you want to disturb someone's daughter.

#5... Learn how to fold women's clothes. So very important too. Well, some men are not even interested in helping their wives wash Or iron their dresses, let alone interested in folding and arranging. Women are not the only natural arrangers of the home, men can be too. Learn how to fold a dress neatly. It's important.

#6... Learn how to tie a scarf. This one is ultimately important uncle. You cannot survive your wife's disturbance in marriage if you don't know how to tie a simple hair tie. Women can worry with this, "Honey hold it here, roll it there, pin the gele here, shock it in here." It can be very tiring, yet so much fun. So start opening yourself up to it.

Footnote: SOME of these things can be learned over the internet. Sometimes when I am scrolling through my news feed I see videos teaching how to apply foundation, simple bra hacks, zip hacks, how to tie a quick scalp, etc. And I take my time to watch and learn from them. I put in the effort because I want to help meet my wife too. Sometimes I tag my bestie in it. Note that you must go practice with a woman first, the internet is a wide library of resources. Make sure you're disciplined to run away from porn sites that also pretend to teach these things.

Okay, so ladies which skill am I forgetting? Add it here for the bros to learn, and be fast.

Simp

Wawelexy:
She might not be having sexual intercourse with men but mistakenly breaks the hymen via masturbation... There are different grades for virgins, some doesn't fornicates with men but they engages in masturbation, some had sex once maybe by youthful exuberance or rape and then enters into celibacy, and some are genuine virgins but corrupt in the mind. All of them will claim virgins, it's you that needs to ask them the grades they belongs to... Be wise

So you mean there are fairly used virgins

abba190:
look at this guy unashamedly accepting this big sack as a wife

All for the gram

Sheunma:
I'd rather lose my life than be counted worthy of an imaginary afterlife.
The idea that I could spend an eternity kowtowing to a god scares the crap out of me
I'd prefer to burn with the devil in hell where eternal worship isn't required

I must confess though, Islam's version of heaven seems ridiculously tantalizing. An eternity of orgy, with eternal erections and beautiful round women with pointed breast whose virginity are renewed as soon as it is taken. What an eternity!

zeuss:
If she is married, she should have coverd her face as well.

And still maintains poverty capital of the world. What an irony

ConfusePoint:
Ranting. Ranting. Ranting.

I have decided to rant out my predicaments on this forum today.

What is the way out of poverty for me?

One inlaw is even living with us, making it 8 in number, all in one room.

This thing don come big pass me.

I know most of you here would blame me for impregnating a woman to give birth to that number of children but then, life is life. It happens like that sometimes.

They say a poor man's prayer is "e go better" but instead of things to get better in Nigeria, everyday things get worse.

Truth is, except I drive myself out of this mess to a better life for me and my children, this poverty that is so stricken will likely be extended to my children, which I really don't want.

No two ways about it except ...

But like a car without tyres, can it move even if it has fuel? Definitely no.

For 4 days now, I sleep outside in an abandoned car because of financial war at home. I can't go back home and I even feel like never to go back there but should I abandon them like that and run away? To where?

When I went to the market the other day with 5k to buy food items for the house, I was crying and talking to myself on my way back because I came back with almost nothing.

Nigeria have succeed to plug life out of poor Nigerians. The poor cannot breathe again. Let's die and go.

Advice: never give birth when you are not financially strong. Unfortunately, I've learned my lesson the hard way.

Life happens.

How do I help this family better than I am trying?

Wishing you the best in all you do.