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Romance / Re: What Can I Do For Boys To Leave Me Alone by Nicoddemus(m): 3:29am On Mar 28, 2023
rainmaker12:

Na the reason be that, Men like yansh and booby, that's the price you pay for having them.

If you are dressing to look sexy, you dey add to your problem, just kukuma accept your fate, otherwise, wear big cloths like those silks/chiffon get different styles, your problem go reduce......reduce o, no be say stop, because men dey see through cloths. You wear big gown I still dey see your yansh dey shake dey curve, ha na em be say this girl yansh BIG.....you get.

No too dey make up, leave your face natural sometimes.

You fit do them? my guess is No. Women wey get yansh and booby like to dey showoff their body. Hence, you have to accept that part of your life.
grin
Family / Re: See The Simple Wedding That Got People Talking by Nicoddemus(m): 1:47pm On Mar 06, 2023
Offpoint1:
This look too expensive and too many crowed for my liking... Mine will be just me and her, pastor will be virtual.

grin
Politics / Re: 'What Is Bulaba?' - Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu by Nicoddemus(m): 7:29pm On Nov 18, 2022
I will vote On unfortunately he cannot win against Atiku. Atiku will come first, Tinubu second then Obi third. Reason being that thrt are a lot of mad people that can't use their brains in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: I’ll Beat Atiku, Tinubu Landslide, Kola Abiola Boasts by Nicoddemus(m): 12:58pm On Nov 13, 2022
Please who is the man, is he contesting for councillorship

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Nairaland / General / Re: This Big Python Was Killed In Yenagoa Bayelsa State. by Nicoddemus(m): 9:46pm On Oct 29, 2022
Abeg o make una no vex o. Snake de go toilet?
Family / Re: How Do I Forgive Him? by Nicoddemus(m): 8:18pm On Oct 28, 2022
redseason:


Most sensible comment!
Your husband’s sin is stealing from his wife. It’s shameful cos it’s like stealing from your own self! That aside;
You never saw yourself as part of his team. You wanted to conceal your selfishness, but the self in you still could not be totally masked. You could glorify the occasional 100k, 50k, 20k you put in the house project. Mama, you are not the first! And fyi, in terms of ratio, your contribution will most definitely amount to less than 5% of entire project cost. A modest 3 bedroom house will gulf at least 15m.
So many missing dots; is the family house solely in his name or your both names, because I now wonder the rationale you wanted something solely on your name alone? Has this husband been a provider or a deadbeat? Who bought your car? Have you ever misappropriated funds he gave to you? Got married at 22, did you move into his house with money or he set you up?

Don't mind the very silly woman
Agriculture / Re: Somebody Poisoned Our Farm. by Nicoddemus(m): 5:14pm On Oct 28, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
Very Good. You can't be making money while I'm here suffering, rubbish.

shocked
Politics / Re: Trucks Set On Fire In Anambra Over Nnamdi Kanu Protest (Pics, Video) by Nicoddemus(m): 8:07pm On Oct 21, 2022
You used someone's truck with people's goods inside to stage a stupid protest. What kind of foolishness is this

They should just sell all the drivers kidneys
Travel / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge: Only 4km Approach Road From Asaba Left by Nicoddemus(m): 8:34pm On Oct 20, 2022
lawallawal86:
go and wash your brain he borrowed to project not borrow to pay salary unlike Jonathan

So you can't comprehend simple English?
Travel / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge: Only 4km Approach Road From Asaba Left by Nicoddemus(m): 8:48am On Oct 20, 2022
twilliamx:


Like your God Obi failed in Anambra

Suffer no de taya you

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Travel / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge: Only 4km Approach Road From Asaba Left by Nicoddemus(m): 7:31am On Oct 20, 2022
humberjade:


Yeah APC failed by a mile to say the least, but is PDP any better? For a party who invested trillions in the power sector only to give us undiluted darkness, despite the fact that the price of crude oil tripled what we have now? They have no moral ground to seek power ever again, hence, they should crawl into any available hole abeg.


We're not talking about PDP here my friend
Travel / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge: Only 4km Approach Road From Asaba Left by Nicoddemus(m): 6:46am On Oct 20, 2022
You borrowed trillions of naira for infrastructure and was only able to deliver 10% while the rest was looted by your cronies, plunging us into the highest figure of external depth in history. Now we're poverty capital of the world. Are there expecting gratitude from us? No it's a shame

APC failed!!!

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Politics / PDP Making The Same Mistake It Made In 2015 by Nicoddemus(m): 5:05am On Oct 19, 2022
One of the major reasons why PDP lost 2015 election was because it never addressed the concerns of its aggrieved members such as Saraki, Kwankwaso, Amaechi etc until they decamped to APC

Now the same thing is happening with the demands of the Wike camp. Why can't Atiku just demand for Ayu to step down just for the sake of winning the election? If he's not happy with it he can deal with Wike after he has won the election.

Why would PDP want to sacrifice it's victory just because of one man Ayu? Because we know Wike is bent on destroying the party from within.

Sincerely the lack of tact in PDD pains me to the marrow. And I want someone to carry my message to Atiku

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Travel / Re: My experience in Bahrain by Nicoddemus(m): 3:38pm On Oct 15, 2022
Bahrainguy:


It’s a website just like Jiji

Search on google like this below

Expatriates job Bahrain
Olx job Bahrain
Linkin job Bahrain

Chat with protective employer for your suitable position using dialing code +973

Please I don't understand what you mean by chatting them up with a dialling code of +973.

Thought you advised us to chat them on WhatsApp. Is it not our Nigerian number that we would use
Travel / Re: My experience in Bahrain by Nicoddemus(m): 3:23pm On Oct 15, 2022
Bahrainguy:


Car painter, car denter same as panel beater, crane driver, mechanic, wheel balancing and alignment, auto tech same as Rewire, car polisher, car vinyl wrappers, welder, gadget repairer, car ac specialist, home ac specialist, masons, carpentry, cctv installation and repairs, truck drivers (but have money to do their license here).

NOTE: all the job listed is just from my on views and getting a job is not 100% guarantee but definitely with prayer God can do wonders.

Also it’ll be better to chat prospective employers online and secure valid employment visa Before coming. Check linkin olx expatriates

Please what do you mean by this Linkin olx expatriates?

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Travel / Re: My experience in Bahrain by Nicoddemus(m): 3:13pm On Oct 15, 2022
Bahrainguy:


Yes of course I can send to you via email

But have this at the back of your mind sir, I wouldn’t want you to try my own means of traveling because it’s gamble visit visa is not easy just that I found grace. Even with skill some are still finding it very difficult to get job.

Let me advice you and teach you on how to search for prospective employers.

Let’s say for example you repair AC in Nigeria below will show you how I do it which works like magic.

First image I search for ac repair company in Bahrain good thing here is majority of the companies have social media or WhatsApp because data is very expensive copy the number add it on WhatsApp

Greet them on WhatsApp let them know your name and tell them you’ve got 3-5 years experience working as an ac repair if you do this for 20 companies 1 willl definitely reply you. And from their God can answer your call to let them apply for your employment visa from home which is far better to risk your money for visit visa.

Chai you finished work here. Thanks bro

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Travel / Re: My experience in Bahrain by Nicoddemus(m): 3:06pm On Oct 15, 2022
Bahrainguy:


Work visas are free from companies try and go expatriates and olx please do chat company up. Don’t listen to Nigeria agents try it please and pray

I need to really contact you for a little explanation bro. Can we chat on WhatsApp please 09035538178
Travel / Re: My experience in Bahrain by Nicoddemus(m): 2:34pm On Oct 15, 2022
Bahrainguy:
Good day everyone I’ll first apologize for my English.

How did you come up with the country:- I know most GCC countries because I’ve work in UAE before covid spoilt everything.

How did you get across to apply your visa:- due to my experiences, any country that gives Nigeria citizens evisas, you can message the local agent for help. But one must be very careful because so many fake agents lurk around.

How did you mean by Evisas and agent:- I mean countries like Oman, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar etc are countries that provides evisa even I heard South Africa have started issuing evisas too.

How can we know the local agent that’s real;- Well the clue I usually use is for example, I’ll search travel agency in Kuwait on google and google will provide many contacts and email lists of travel agencies I look for the one with good review and ask them for guidelines and prices of visas.

Ok so how much did you do your visa after you’ve gotten your agent:- visit visa to any country is a gamble and to get direct employment visas to GCC countries now is very rare I did mine for 1 month 150BD which I paid deposit of only 20BD that was equivalent to 285k at the rate of 1,900naira black market.

Oh how much is BD to Naira:- on website it’s above 1k but on local exchange it’s 1,900-1980


How did you know the valid of the visa;- well one thing about Bahrain is that you can track everything online for yourself no need stress.

How did you book ticket and boarding; I book Ethiopia at 351k and I hold my BTA for 1,500$


Wow very inspiring post bro. So you're saying like how much should someone have before thinking of traveling to any of the GCC countries for a work visa?

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Family / Re: I Caught My Wife Using A Vibrator by Nicoddemus(m): 5:44pm On Aug 21, 2022
Adetayo41:


I think you are right, I am always busy working 24/7, sometimes she called me for intimacy I will sleep off, sometimes she will wake me up, and for me to cooperate. I will sleep back touching her. But now i am less busy, that is when I noticed what she have been doing

So you know where the problem is. Oga that woman is not at fault. Deal with the issue you mentioned above and your wife will stop looking for alternative from vibrator. Sit down and talk with her promise to pay attention to her sexual needs while you advise her to do away with her vibrator as you make amends

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please Help Me Answer This Question by Nicoddemus(m): 5:15pm On Aug 19, 2022
FalseProphet1:
I see you testing positive to HIV after 3 months, I see you becoming as lean as tooth pick whislt coughing uncontrollably.

I see you going to the great beyond to meet your maker to explain to him why you allowed a whóre to spit on your penís, I see you being directed to hell fire.

I see you and the whóre reuniting in hell to continue from where you stopped on Earth. I see her trying to spit on your penís again in hell but she can't cos the fire has dried all the saliva in her body, I see both of you screaming and trying to fornicate in hell despite the pains.

This I have seen.

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Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by Nicoddemus(m): 3:51pm On Aug 19, 2022
wiseone28:
Don't mind to be her next of kin

angry grin
Education / Re: Do I Quit My Job Or Keep Getting Distracted In Medical School? Help Me by Nicoddemus(m): 12:15pm On Aug 16, 2022
donnie56:

Hello chief

Please how will I be able to reach you outside nairaland. I really need an advice from you. My number is 09035538178
Education / Re: Do I Quit My Job Or Keep Getting Distracted In Medical School? Help Me by Nicoddemus(m): 6:24am On Aug 12, 2022
donnie56:
Hello everyone,
I am in dire need of your honest advice. I am a fan of Nairaland but created this because of identity.
I am a medical student studying medicine in one of the public universities in Nigeria. When the ASUU strike newly started, I started looking for things to do and clients to work for. Fortunately, I got two clients who pay me about 200K per month since April. It varies; last month, I earned 199K, this month will be 220K+ if I work harder.
I have saved most of the money to write professional exams.
However, my school still conducts lectures through Zoom and we have not had rest since the strike started. We do have classes from 8am till 5pm except on some days. I am about three months back and our test is coming up soon.
Please do you advise I quite my 200k/per month and focus on my studies seeing that i have lots of materials to read and prepare for my test?
P.S: I have tried balancing but the freelance work is highly demanding. What do i do please?


Good morning bro. I've been trying to reach you
Education / Re: Do I Quit My Job Or Keep Getting Distracted In Medical School? Help Me by Nicoddemus(m): 6:45pm On Jul 06, 2022
donnie56:
Hello everyone,
I am in dire need of your honest advice. I am a fan of Nairaland but created this because of identity.
I am a medical student studying medicine in one of the public universities in Nigeria. When the ASUU strike newly started, I started looking for things to do and clients to work for. Fortunately, I got two clients who pay me about 200K per month since April. It varies; last month, I earned 199K, this month will be 220K+ if I work harder.
I have saved most of the money to write professional exams.
However, my school still conducts lectures through Zoom and we have not had rest since the strike started. We do have classes from 8am till 5pm except on some days. I am about three months back and our test is coming up soon.
Please do you advise I quite my 200k/per month and focus on my studies seeing that i have lots of materials to read and prepare for my test?
P.S: I have tried balancing but the freelance work is highly demanding. What do i do please?

Lalasticlala please help. Push this to front page. Thank you.

Yet my friend is medical school is wasting away since the strike started. How do I advise him. How did you get that kind of job.... Let me put him through?
Politics / Re: Buhari Rules Out Bail Option For Kanu by Nicoddemus(m): 8:38am On Jun 24, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Yea but you've forgiven Boko Haram murderers and called them repentant militants, you've spent tax payers money to absorb them back into the society with zero trial for the crimes they committed against the state.

Don't worry about releasing him, come 2023, a Southerner would sit in Aso Rock and forgive him his sins.

What is good for Boko Haram militants is also good for Nnamdi Kanu.

This I have seen.

Could you please just stick to your style of comments?....... like I see him being butted out by a southern president, I see Kanu being released........A false prophet in every thing. So that you don't lose your relevance in this forum?

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Politics / Re: We Will Decentralise National Grid, Invest $550m To Boost Power Supply – Buhari by Nicoddemus(m): 6:59am On Jun 22, 2022
Someone should tell him not to do anything again for us. Infact let him take us back to 2015.

E choke no be small

Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Family May Sue UK Govt Over "Illegal Rendition" Of IPOB Leader by Nicoddemus(m): 12:19pm On Jun 14, 2022
tiswell:
And you think that's falsehood





You are doom ed!
grin grin

Your wailing never start
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Family May Sue UK Govt Over "Illegal Rendition" Of IPOB Leader by Nicoddemus(m): 6:15am On Jun 14, 2022
tiswell:
Ohamadike!!! You have proven every word you spoke about this evil contraption yo be true. Islamaization is here with us sad

Sharap there!!! Your Ohamadike with fake prophesies like false prophets. Is he not the one that said buhari have been photocopied cheesy

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Family May Sue UK Govt Over "Illegal Rendition" Of IPOB Leader by Nicoddemus(m): 5:58am On Jun 14, 2022
Shebi he was running his mouth at radio Biafra as if he's invincible grin

Una go sue taya

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Politics / Re: Soludo Declares Curfew In 7 Anambra Local Government Areas by Nicoddemus(m): 10:05am On May 26, 2022
lordlugards:
There's a place called Ogbedi Town. The town is isolated in between Amichi, Osumenyi, Ekwulummiri and Unubi. There's a CAMP of this criminals in that Town.


I've already forwarded this comment to the security agencies. Hope the Intel is legit??

Please you can also supply more info by quoting me
Politics / Re: Soludo's Full Statement: Bans Okada And Tricycle. Curfew From 6am To 6pm by Nicoddemus(m): 9:47am On May 26, 2022
onuman:
Will the curfew stop the Islamists and their 5th Columnists in Igboland from killing people, imposing and enforcing sit at home, and use their well-oiled propaganda machinery to tell the world that Igbos and IPOB are killing Igbos in their agitation for restoration of Biafra?

Some people are born to be crazy and always twisted
Politics / Re: Adamu: Why Consensus Won’t Work For Presidential Primary by Nicoddemus(m): 8:53am On May 26, 2022
Then Tinubu is our new president unfortunately

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