₦airaland Forum

SalamRushdie:
Instead of Trump to force Zelensky to hold elections he is asking him if he can hit St Petersburg...

Some people self. If talk what's in my mouth now Seun might barn me forever

But someone really need the service of psychiatric doctor

I'd just remove them and boil the soup well. Heat will kill the microorganisms

flexyrule:
Nigerians suffered under Buhari.. And are suffering more under Bola Ahmed Tinubu..

If the later does today (God forbid oooo), the country will turn into a carnival.

It is what it is.

Why will God forbid it

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Freshtruth:
* The 40 character is making it boring is Brain stressful
* You can't just throw fully playful words again
* You can't express your mind
* We can no longer use our normal funny language if TikTok and Facebook can allow some words been use I see no reason y nairaland is been strict with words

If u observe people no longer comment again

Nairaland is now bit boring I
You see those trolls that what brings some people here just to read and laugh off their daily stress and anger. Every small thing ban shuuu na WA

Seun Osewa you do this one

Nowayback10:
It's very possible, just backdate your age and boom.

Very simple. adopt your football age for the real one. Renew every five years due to Nigerian factor.

We must all marry young in Nigeria

Elusive001:
Who will be held responsible for the girl's intestines on the floor? Kindly let us know sir.

There's no intestine on the floor anywhere

Llllll

GameGod:
Rest assured these ten will soon be freed. It is a culture and can only be eradicated when Zionism is dead and gone.

Their death is actually impossible. Never going to be possible for extremists like you

MrHandsome2013:
When my unfortunate dad Dey ooo when him mate Dey build wealth for their kids

Don't go and hustle be waiting for your dad. Lazy pikin

Just tell us you have a new girl and save us the stress

However what do you want to achieve by publicising this

jackals:
Our relationship just ticked the 1yrs 3months mark. I told him at the beginning that I’d love for him to propose to me b4 we start getting intimate as most relationships built on intimacy don’t last. He agreed. But as we get along, we eventually started having sex even tho it’s not how I pictured it. But I had to because I didn’t want him to leave.

At the start of this year, I made a resolution to stop giving in to sex and see how much affections he has for me looking at the fact that he’s not even asked me to be his wife. It’s always promise here and there.

If he initiated it, I always find an excuse..and most times he convinced me and I’ll give in. I won’t lie I know it’s hard because he’s had to initiate a couple of time which I denied and he’ll mostly beg and assure me of his commitment to our relationship.

However, I noticed since the beginning of the month of May, he’s stopped showing concerns. When he asked And I said no to sex, he will just say “ohh okay” and then sleep if it’s night time or pick his phone and off to gym. Nowadays he doesn’t even initiate anything nor ask for it. I asked him if he’s okay and he told me “he’s having some heavy back pain due to his recent workout routines” but I know he’s lying. He’s always like sex even after workout.

My intuition says he’s cheating and my friend confirmed same since her last relationship also ended the same way.

Tbh, I’d just stop getting worried about this and stop asking him since he’s decided to keep mute.

For that guy to have stayed with you for 1 year and haven't proposed then he's not serious with you. With that in place don't give in again. Stay on your no sex resolution. If he really take you serious he'd stick around and put effort for the relationship to work. If he's indifferent then sister you need to start looking for other baskets for your precious eggs. I repeat, for him to stay for one year without proposal then he's not serious with you yet and you need to start making alternatives

Sonofgod1990:
What works for Mister A mighty not work for Mister B

It'll work for both of us. Just share first please o

jackals:
Our relationship just ticked the 1yrs 3months mark. I told him at the beginning that I’d love for him to propose to me b4 we start getting intimate as most relationships built on intimacy don’t last. He agreed. But as we get along, we eventually started having sex even tho it’s not how I pictured it. But I had to because I didn’t want him to leave.

At the start of this year, I made a resolution to stop giving in to sex and see how much affections he has for me looking at the fact that he’s not even asked me to be his wife. It’s always promise here and there.

If he initiated it, I always find an excuse..and most times he convinced me and I’ll give in. I won’t lie I know it’s hard because he’s had to initiate a couple of time which I denied and he’ll mostly beg and assure me of his commitment to our relationship.

However, I noticed since the beginning of the month of May, he’s stopped showing concerns. When he asked And I said no to sex, he will just say “ohh okay” and then sleep if it’s night time or pick his phone and off to gym. Nowadays he doesn’t even initiate anything nor ask for it. I asked him if he’s okay and he told me “he’s having some heavy back pain due to his recent workout routines” but I know he’s lying. He’s always like sex even after workout.

My intuition says he’s cheating and my friend confirmed same since her last relationship also ended the same way.

Tbh, I’d just stop getting worried about this and stop asking him since he’s decided to keep mute.

You have to sit him down and tell him your concern. But you have to stick to the no sex, if he loves you he'd stay without it. However how do you guys stay in a direction less relationship

Sonofgod1990:
Since i have known how to make my woman cum in less than a minute i no dey worry my self again. Once i just put my something and go direct to her weak point she go cum sharp sharp and i go sleep my thing.

Say no to stimulant drugs
E no good

Please teach me. How do you do it

Thanks you in advance

lagostrendboy:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/07/06/edo-businessman-murdered-by-his-own-workers-after-ransom-was-paid/

I hope they are all dead now? Because you can't tell me they committed such crime and are still breathing It's not fair

Gmone:
So here's my dilemma — two amazing women, one heart, and definitely one wedding o. I can’t marry both.

Lady 1: 33-year-old Virgin from Kaduna
She’s kind, mature, and very giving. If I buy her biscuit, she go cook full pot of soup. If I say I’m not hungry, wahala don start. She's respectful, but sometimes her love feels transactional — every kind gesture must return with food or gift. Virginity still intact like unopened bottle of wine. Sweet lady.

Lady 2: 23-year-old Non-Virgin from the South East
She's sharp, focused, full of initiative. She doesn't wait for instructions — she sees problem, she solves it. Very supportive and loyal, at least so far. Yes, she’s not a virgin, but she’s confident with GenZ vibes

Now here’s the problem — with the way infidelity dey fly up and down these days, I dey wonder:

Does marrying a virgin guarantee faithfulness?
Or should I go with the one who already has experience that has GenZ vibes

To be honest, both of them like me, and I like both of them. But I must choose.

So my people, help a brother — who should I marry?

For her to still be a virgin at that stage it means she'd not cheat, with peace of mind as a bonus. Since she's matured and has seen life she'd be able to handle circumstances better than the younger one . Concerning age it's just a number

MrAddict:
Day 16 of not masturbating or having sex

Still pushing forward. No retreat no surrender!!

The day to will do that quickie make sure you update us o

No ojoro

People are underestimating Tinubu. Even Nigeria’s military rulers didn’t do what he’s doing. From councillor to president, this man has appointed, disappointed, installed, and removed at will. He is powerful. And they think with kid gloves they can remove this man from power words on marble

They must hold Timbulu by the blokos first if they want to defeat him

Isreal the American shadow. Jesus will be disappointed

VeryWickedMan:
Never in my life will this happen to me again
I'm so devastated

DNA may not save me because the baby even called my traditional name. I was shocked.


I need urgent help to deal with this problem.

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Oga just tell us you're pained

Leave grammar or join ADC now

drehdinho:
It’s an indirect way of asking for money to buy data. She mentioned similar thing yesterday in our conversation when I requested for a video call. She said she doesn’t have enough data.

In the first place, why would I have to hear such? I make video calls all the time and my data rarely gets exhausted and if it does, I don’t need to explain to the other person. I simply go my bank app, reload, and call back.

You're very far from reality man. Even from your write up something is terribly wrong with you yet you don't know it. From the beginning I could sense your egocentric disposition and disrespect. And of a truth no sane woman with her esteem intact will want to have anything to do with you. You're in a long thing

yyba:
Hahahahaha I am yet to see any relevant politician in this coalition oo 🤣🤣🤣

Be dreaming. You're underestimating the short devil

Burna get the real swag vdm just de carry chesttt

Fùvk, I am soo mad right now
Your husband is so selfish and inconsiderate.
Anal sex is the best thing ever, but it has to be done right.
1. You have to relax,he has to get you to relax. The woman is obviously nervous and tensed and the dumb husband can't notice.
2. He has to be gentle. You can't force it if you don't wanna get hurt. It's like breaking a hymen.
3. And most importantly USE LOTS OF LUBE.
I'm sure the so called husband isn't using this. You can't use too much lube. Get it everywhere and on everything . The anus, the bum, the divk. Everywhere
A poorly lubricated Ass is prone to wear and tear which can be very painful.

The best gift a woman can give her partner is her anus.
And very few ladies will subscribe to it, especially here in Nigeria.
So you can imagine my pain and anger at this bone headed man for mis-using this wonderful gift from his wife and giving her pain in return instead of mind blowing pleasure.
As a woman, you can't tell me you've fully lived if you haven't experienced anal penetration + vaginal/clitoral stimulation simultaneously.

This is terrible jeez. What a pervert



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Wike single handedly put Fabura in that sit. Without him Fabura will not be governor. So he has the right to dictate for him. If Fabura doesn't like it let him resign and contest as an individual let's see how it goes