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Foreign Affairs / Re: EU Decides To Provide Weapons Worth €500 Million To Ukraine by Nicoddemus(m): 10:27am On Feb 28, 2022
naija4life247:
Bring it on. The boss is prepared for the worst.

Putin is ready for heaven to fall. He is an ex KGB, not a comedian like Ukraine clown and soon to be former president. He has planned this over the years. He is prepared to take the world including China if China decides to die with the enemies in the West including US, whole of Europe, Canada, Australia. Putin is ready to end the world, after all everything that has a beginning must surely has an end.

If Europe and US continue their nonsense, we will all wake up one day in Hell Fire because Putin will nuke all of us.

Stupid!!!
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Aka Orobo@350k by Nicoddemus(m): 8:12pm On Feb 27, 2022
lekkys:
Sold

Yes it might be so but how much you sell am grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Soldiers Surrendering by Nicoddemus(m): 6:29pm On Feb 27, 2022
BloomingDale:


What countries are still colonizing Africa? You as a man must wait for America to protect you from the Fulanis? Ayam not understanding.

You're now getting me offended with your daftness angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Soldiers Surrendering by Nicoddemus(m): 6:24pm On Feb 27, 2022
BloomingDale:
Russia must stop western expansion. If not, Africa is doomed. Russia and China are the only countries keeping them in check. That’s why they are trying to get rid of them to usher in total global domination aka the NWO, but God pass them.

What is this one saying grin

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Family / Re: Men, Can You Overlook This If You Find Your Wife Being Held This Way At The Gym? by Nicoddemus(m): 9:59am On Feb 27, 2022
Zonefree:

The trainer might be professional, can that be said about his penis?

There's no professionalism when it comes to Tot0 and Gbola matter.

LoL that thing no de hear word. It has a mind of its own

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Foreign Affairs / Re: James Cleverly Tells Russian Generals To Stage A Coup Against Putin by Nicoddemus(m): 9:47pm On Feb 26, 2022
[quote author=Dorad post=110578800]Of course, they would tag him as mad

I have a deep sense of loyalty to Putin especially after I watch clips of him on Youtube last year. When he was talking to a boy who just had a kidney transplant. He made me cried and laugh that day. The baby boy was also so jovial and was asking questions.... He was so polite to the boy's parent and he asked his mother" Can I touch him". When he was leaving, he kissed the boy.

No matter how hard the western media are trying hard to paint Putin bad.... That man will be a hero to me.... [/quote



Hmmm with the way you see things eh people go deal with you till you get sense by force. Ok sha you should be a woman..... you know women can be easily deceived
Foreign Affairs / Re: James Cleverly Tells Russian Generals To Stage A Coup Against Putin by Nicoddemus(m): 9:40pm On Feb 26, 2022
Walkee:
I stand with Vladimir Putin, the greatest man in the world. The West with the help of their media propaganda machine have turned the weak minded against a man fighting their empire of death and destruction.
They want to establish bases in Ukraine which is a stone throw from Russia with lots of Soviet Union equipment and you expect Putin to look away?

What is wrong with him that even his neighbors don't want him and want to form Ally with the westerners. Doesn't Ukraine have right as a sovereign country to chose their association. How dare you invade a sovereign nation in the name of trying to suppress their right to association. You're as mad as Putin.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News - Russia Suspended From Council Of Europe After Ukraine Invasion by Nicoddemus(m): 8:20pm On Feb 25, 2022
naija4life247:
Story, Story, Storeeeeyyyy.

If Putin likes, he can invade the whole of Europe, and you lazy idiots will do nothing. Continue making friends with Russia's enemy in far away America. Canada and Australia and watch how Putin will treat your fucckup. Traitors oloshi.

Spewing trash with your rot*en teeths.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin: We Want Peace by Nicoddemus(m): 5:00pm On Feb 25, 2022
You're now talking from the other side of the mouth. You never start, when the western world cripples you with sanctions that where you will not just speak softly, you'd beg. Idi*t angry
Politics / Re: President Buhari Signs Electoral Act Amendment Bill Into Law by Nicoddemus(m): 1:21pm On Feb 25, 2022
We can now forgive the rubber stamp Senate in peace
Crime / Re: Abba Kyari: More Senior Police Officers To Be Arrested Over Drug Scandal by Nicoddemus(m): 9:20am On Feb 15, 2022
backbencher:
The case is getting more and more interesting.

Purge comming.

Not possible not in Nigeria. Everything will die down
TV/Movies / Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Nicoddemus(m): 3:19pm On Feb 07, 2022
Me Sibi go clap, Ekelebe no go fit dance. Groundnut go sara, dead body go many. If you think se I de caprison put body. I say put body. Onyonyo must clear, tempetempe!!!

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Becomes Kegites’ Eternal Grand Patron by Nicoddemus(m): 6:23am On Feb 07, 2022
Steady shayo for him

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taiwan Condemns ‘contemptible' China-russia Partnership On Eve Of Olympics by Nicoddemus(m): 5:19pm On Feb 05, 2022
shantti:
See how the Dynamics of world powers are being discussed by we the undeveloped nation. When are we going to be powerful enough to be discussed by other nations. Imagine future American students and diplomats saying something like "oduduwa republic and her Ally arewa republic are scared of invading the middle belt cos they are scared of the influence of biafra

That time will never come angry

At least not in this present world
Travel / Re: I Have Finally Left Nigeria by Nicoddemus(m): 6:29pm On Feb 01, 2022
Why didn't him think of going to Seychelles, Mauritania, South Africa if he really wants to travel to African country.

If you dash me Togo I will not take

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: APC Focused On Common Man Welfare by Nicoddemus(m): 9:38pm On Jan 29, 2022
Even the pastor among them. Hmm

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Education / Re: Faith Odunsi Crowned "Mathematics Queen" Of Nigeria And Best In The World by Nicoddemus(m): 9:04am On Jan 24, 2022
Make she no pick buhari call o

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by Nicoddemus(m): 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2022
Buhari is a bad omen

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: All Outstanding September Payment Cleared by Nicoddemus(m): 12:55pm On Dec 07, 2021
Poor scheme. Performing below average.
Family / Re: Children Of Today Don't Know In Our Days We Were Beaten For These Reasons by Nicoddemus(m): 3:13pm On Dec 06, 2021
I posted this on nairaland last week no one even commented not to talk of moving it to ftp. Life no balance

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Travel / Re: Is It Necessary To Use Agent For Visa Processing/procurement? by Nicoddemus(m): 2:09am On Dec 06, 2021
imadiyi:

I am also interested. Have you gotten any reply or response from him? Please if you do, kindly link me up to the WhatsApp group. Thanks
I've got none. But someone else shared this number +234 703 708 2962
Travel / Re: Is It Necessary To Use Agent For Visa Processing/procurement? by Nicoddemus(m): 12:35am On Dec 06, 2021
Depending on the country you wanna enter. Most American and European country visas av specified processes on their country websites to follow just to be granted a visa.

Secondly, if ur going for study in an American or European country.... There r are many WhatsApp groups who drop scholarship and paid students visa processes. I am in one though I don't have need for that at this moment. Just follow up n get updates. I have seen many leave this country via those group updates n rest.


D last time I even checked. One was even testifying how he entered Portugal via study visa, got there paid school fees for one year and dropped out from d school when he got a job. He only spent 800k from Nigeria here on flight n some miscellaneous only to get there n paid school fees n processed visa but some persons who are novice in this would v paid agent up to 2million just to get there n find out the so called visa is even on arrival.

Let's learn to leave facebook n Instagram to concentrate on sites where we get more knowledge than showing off with an empty brain

Could you please share some of the watsapp group to me. I'm interested. Or you can just tell me how to find it
Romance / Re: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by Nicoddemus(m): 4:28am On Dec 03, 2021
Dangrace01:
You'll pray from morning to night no result you'll go to church no result

But one yahoo boy would use juju on someone it would be as effective till eternity.

Why is juju powerful

I logged in to nairaland just to counter you. Prayer works. Infact it works like magic Everytime for me. What do you know about God? Do you have any personal relationship with him? Most importantly, do you have any integrity with God or you just think you can live anyhow you want and still get spiritual results. In this life there are rules to everything
Romance / Re: Lady Sheds Tears On Facebook Over Her Inability To Land A Husband Before Dec. 4 by Nicoddemus(m): 4:08am On Dec 01, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
I have a lot of boyfriends. Come, let me dash you one. I use and dump them like papers.

Come on shatap there! You use and dump a man azin how
Career / Re: 9 Clear Signs You Will Be Poor - FinancialSlot by Nicoddemus(m): 6:31pm On Nov 29, 2021
Sleekfingers:



Oga, I can feed you and your families comfortably without blinking twice..

You think say na everybody wey dey on this useless forum , be broke ass like you and your poor father?

I don't know why most nigerians are always angry , when dem see someone living comfortably. If say na well to do people , caused their poverty....


Come on shatap there

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Career / Re: 9 Clear Signs You Will Be Poor - FinancialSlot by Nicoddemus(m): 6:23pm On Nov 29, 2021
Op this your post is not applicable to this buhari era. Please repost after his tenor

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Health / Re: China Leader, Xi Jinping Pledges 1 billion Covid Vaccine Doses For Africa by Nicoddemus(m): 4:42pm On Nov 29, 2021
Trying to save lives with vaccine at the same time trying to destroy lives with nukes. Is that not foolishness
Family / Children Of Nowadays by Nicoddemus(m): 3:33pm On Nov 29, 2021
Children of today don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following forty (40) reasons:*

1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Losing a fight with older age mate
14. Winning a fight with your age mate
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders in the house has already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them
30. When you don't wash your dish after eating
31. When you wash your dish improperly
32. When you almost break your dish
33. When you break your dish
34. When you bite your nails.
34.. When you don't bathe
35. When you bathe too quickly
36. When you take too long to bathe
37. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving
38. When a car almost knocks you down
39. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die!
40. For not answering when spoken to
41. For answering back when spoken to.

Some of these reasons for beating a child may appear far-fetched today but they sure did happen and they were the norm that shaped the adults of today.

Kudos to African parents. We, the generation you almost killed with beating say ....
THANK YOU
������

And if you were beaten because of any 3 of the above, please gather here for" *Survival & Thanksgiving* ��

Elders please arise and help this generation, they need us to guide them, start from your own end fast, things are gradually degenerating.
*Our culture must not die!!!*

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Food / Re: What is The Process Of Turning Raw Garri To Eba Called? by Nicoddemus(m): 8:36am On Nov 26, 2021
It's called hydrolysis. Where a complex molecular starch of the eba is converted to simpler glucose and maltose
Family / Re: I Hate Seeing People Succeed Including Family Members by Nicoddemus(m): 2:15am On Nov 18, 2021
Icouldhave:
I just can't help myself, right since I was a little kid. I get jealous easily.

I want everything to be just me alone, I want to be the one to have money then give it out to people.

I hate it when people gives me money, it anolds me, makes me feel less.


Please how do I contain this attitude of mine.


Ps

I don't do bad.

Neither do I do evil.

I just want to be the one running everything in my family or any place I find myself.

I want to be the number one guy


I want to be the giver always
This is a heart from the pit of hell Jesus!!!

See oga with this kind of heart eh abeg make God deliver people from your hand because surely surely eh you will do wickedness knowingly or unknowingly you will frustrate and destroy.
Abeg show us your face and address so that we can kill you before you begin to manifest

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by Nicoddemus(m): 10:09pm On Nov 16, 2021
Znation:
Note: most of the things she gives me, she bring it without me asking for it. And if i try to reject them, she starts to think that i'm trying to give her space, i'm seeing someone else or i don't love her anymore.. Thats why i need advice, because i don't want to loose her by rejecting what she brings for me.

A girl is stealing from her mother to give you and you're collecting and still want to collect our advise join Just continue.

How old are you self?
Romance / Re: I Am A Pretty Boy And I Need Help To Look Like A Man by Nicoddemus(m): 2:33am On Nov 16, 2021
Springboot:
You're a confused fellow, you are concerned about your looks yet you keep that kinda hairstyle?

Leave the boy/girl. He/she has not told us what's in her mind


Ok OP add your number so that we can also start toasting you

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