₦airaland Forum

That pin hole is naturally elastic but when the elasticity limit is exceeded due to over use then it begins to loose the properties that aid's full contraction back to original position. Guys should just know that they can't fill up the hole. Our forefathers tried it and fail. Do ur best and leave the rest.

When you go on errand for your dad and you misplace the money.......huh you must start crying before you enter the house

When you pee on the bed at night due to too much play in the afternoon

Asaib:
Fayose always on point

Fayose is an empty barrel , should we now isolate our selves from the rest of the world ?

After little effort by the military , Nigerian factor will set in.. They will return to maiduguri to eat Suya allowing the bastards to regroup

To understand this world perfectly just have a typical look at the foot ball stadia....few players but millions of spectators.

Halliburton case is coming up again to molest Jonathan alongside IBB n Atiku. Once the case is finally opened , Jonathan will be arrested and probed for the arms deal. Northern politics: instead for Jonathan to go unpunished let IBB go down.

yinkopet:
Hmm.....anti corruptn modus operandi of buhari is somewhat 2 write home abt nd at same tym intricatin......lik d 1999 constitun says "no one is above d law nt even d presidency"....it wont b absolute doodle 2 deal wit dis sort of scandals bcoz of it higher dignitaries in abdulsallam,IBB nd jamiru involve.....i believe snipers r evrywher as buhari d notable target....#saynotospeculationandyestoaction....lalasticlaca

Halliburton case is coming up again to molest Jonathan alongside IBB n Atiku. Once the case is finally opened , Jonathan will be arrested and probed for the arms deal. Northern politics: instead for Jonathan to go unpunished let IBB go down.

Kanu has pigeon brain, known for cheap publicity , showing toughness just because the cameras are every where. Fake live.

Drchristian:
Yoruba boys has snatched all the y.i.b.o women now they are left with sheeps and goats.

Igbo girls believe their men could be arrested for drugs related of fence in the future.

Badgers14:
Don't worry about that..that question is asked for a different reason.. If you are successful they would pay you the appropriate amount for the position..

Cheers!

I concur! But in a multinational coy , employees on same level and grade may have differences in their take home pay which could be due to your CV and what you have to offer the company but as you said there is always a baseline amount for each position.

fhaty1986:
I was invited to an interview which was held yesterday in their headquarter office. I thank God all went well not untill I was asked how much I think the company can pay me? But my response was 50k but am afraid if I have bleeped up for saying that or is it appropriate or not. I want my dear nairalanders in the house to please advice me on the implication of this pay level to ur success in getting ur desired job

By mentioning 50k the interviewer would be able to deduce that you are a beginner without any form of experience. There are general questions that are always asked in an interview and you ought to have prepared yourself ahead. Not sure 50k can even takia of your transportation cost if you really know where the refinery is located. 250k is more like it to me. 50k is just nothing.

Julianne10:
I was so embarrassed when my brother saw me naked,,,what about you?

I used to sleep on same bed with my senior -female-1st -cousin up till my 2nd year in school. I stopped after she caught me unclad with our neighbor and she started behaving funny at night. Thank God I'm not a bad guy.

masterpower:
Far better than your brain dead Mbuhari your president, who instead of making N1=$1 as he promised has made $1=N310.
You aPC supporters are all sick, shameless and brain dead like Mbuhari your chibok president.

From Bro j's performance and how he was so clueless that he was not aware of all the atrocities that happened under him. By the time he reaches Buhari's age he would be licking catarrh from his nose.

After squandering our money meant for arms purchase, you are here again admiring the shoes we manage to buy from Our little savings, you are wicked oh. Egbon Jona if you want the shoe come and take it.

Randyhot:
Kudos to the lagos state fire department for prompt response, pray not much damage will be done.

You won't believe there is a standby fire service in the estate but the truck hose was not long enough to get to the flat on fire. Firemen had to be called from Ojo LGA for assistance. I would rather say thank you to estate people for climbing up with buckets of water and preventing the spread to other flats. The affected flat was occupied by newly wedded couple and had just been blessed with their first child. Only the wife was at home with her baby at the time of the incident.
May God help our fire service with their very poor foresight.

I just hope Ambode will see this post..and step up action.

You wan try those girls from gwagwalada hostel...the way dem dey service senators no be here.

The coward tribe -Uncle Fayose or Ffk will never say that..

longayink:
It's on record: At the end of every year, MORE YORUBAS were caught in hard drug business worldwide than the Igbo.

You lies can turn zobo to blood

Una wan use us shine abi? Later una go take picture together claiming fight don't finish.

PMB to replace her with your mother farming cocoa yam in the village abi? Make una ban me again! Iyalaya any body

akinsunny2009:
Why am u reading the dumbest post in naira land, you just taking don jazzy side with this post

Leave don j for LAWma

ceeceeuwa:
Abeg can someone remind me of one song that Reekado Banks sang?

The fraudulent tribe has no answer to that.....once it has to do with their kind, good or bad they move in same direction like cows.

princdebola201:
Those Igbos from red mud region will come here to give Aba made facts but cannot list industries in the so called states. SMH for una ipods ooo

Igbos always have this exaggerated impression about themselves. Some educated ones amongst them don't even know what an industry is.

Dem dem go finish demselves

morganacanta:
Lol flavour phyno peter okoye real baboons.... I wish my baboons looked that good .
Shut it ...the president of prostitutions that died of AIDS last month isn't she a Yoruba?
All you yourbas are good at is being used and discarded like dirty tissues ...that's what buhari did to yeyenibu ...u are all a bunch of low life scum without any stand in Nigeria .At least igbos are fighting for something what is the Yoruba nation about ? Are you Muslims or xtians are you Nigerians or not .Useless lazy gay .

Let me feed my dogs before coming back to answer you. They are more important than talking to a representative of a criminal tribe.

morganacanta:
Lol I see the owambe people are pained .True you guys are dominating the music industry because for some reason Nigeria decided to make the headquarters of music in Lagos ,filled with vagabonds and hooligans who do nothing but party and club all day ,filled with fake lives and fake people and might I add ugly and dirty loud mouthed Yoruba ediots .
Look at the p squares look at don jazzy they are miles ahead of every other person and am already seeing some very promising up coming igbo artistes that will save us from this mediocrity of an industry where a guy who glorifies rape is hailed as a legend ,fa.ggots like reekado and koredo bello ,a comedian who thinks he is an artist falz and a prostitute that was deported from London called shey Shay .Two immature stupid punks like davido and gaykid who have featured all the white guys in USA still can't get a song to chart on the billboard hot 100.Thunder fire all of you.

And all the baboons you call Igbo artists can't do with out adding Yoruba slangs in their music for good patronage, You Biafrauds depend on Yoruba pastors for spiritual blessing and depend on Yoruba cities to make a living , your young and old female are all over our cities prostituting and your men practicing armed robbery etc you guys are just pest on Yoruba nation and can never survive without us.

Boss13:
Dbanj is broke. The Porsche was given to him by SLOT.

But even still richer than your generations to come..