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Re: How Do You Define A Nigerian?

419 yahoo yahoo boy oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, Nigeria lost.
USA was a draw.
Ghana, who cares?

You are ruining the game for the people who matter!

Who cares. Rot in hell and good riddance.

I ordered new cheques for my bank account and requested my printed name be preceded with "Prince". I have received the cheques and I am now a Prince. Bow before me minion!

Next time I need cheques I may add "Barister" or "MD" to my title. I'm probably more qualified than the real thing in Nigeria anyway.

Yes I no be ugly =see me pic in me profile= i get good yumyum woman all da time. oooooooooooooooooo

The whites probably ran from the train cuz the nigerian farted.

The best a Nigerian can do is fail famously. I guess it is good that at the least we are consistent. Can anybody think of anything that a Nigerian has been successful at? Umar must have known that he would fail as it is in his blood. The most famous Nigerians are the stupidest. ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stay away from de lagos market. I fall sleep in de alley and de juju man chop off me foot and sell it. I hav nice vacation at de hospiyal.

In Lagos. I like to shop for body parts for good juju.

His co-wife? How many wives does this guy have? Polygamy?
Maybe a Mammy Water did it with JuJu in the Parlor.

Nobod hav de cure for gangren?
Me broda tel me stik foot in goat poop fo de cure.

He went all the way to Saudi Arabia for medical treatment. That tells you what he thinks of Nigerian hospitals.

De dr want to cut me foot off cus i haveh de gangrene. I tink it get better wit time. I tink i get it from de lagos market cus i walk wit no shoe.

get a motorcycle and an umbrella

I was cast in a local Nigerian film. Can anyone recognize which film I was in?

I heard they are remaking "Napolean Dynamite" with an all Nigerian cast!

nigeria has an airport?
nigeria has pilots?
nigeria has money?
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

419

419

I thought everybody in nigeria had aids. Whats de big deal?

just me

You need a ugly girl so you dont have to worry any more. By the way, you sure do have a pretty mouth.

Only civilized countries get to celebrate Halloween.

Nigeria should ban all western union and money gram businesses.

There are banks in Nigeria? I thought everyone just used Western Union.

obama is dat u?

I like cheese.

Oboma1:
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But he's soon to be released!. That is our country for you.

Speak for yourself. I wouldn't take a crap in Nigeria.

I was a Nigerian for halloween. Instead of getting candy I got 419 letters.

Boy George is in a Nigerian prison?

Obama did it