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mrpataki:
You are here This thread don scatter.

I have been good.
Na this boy find my trouble.

Don't confuse sex with romance.
There is no woman who is not interested in romance but there are many who are not interested in sex.

Ahahahhahaha Osereka

Wetin happen?
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

You who sabi better thing before come dey yarn this crap about sex for here.
Please come back to yourself.

when you are young passion is something that comes with love.
As a matter of fact passion is a never dying feeling.
You can stop feeling your partner after so many years of union but u'll still find it with someone else.
If the poster were 50 i could understand him.
But how can a young vibrant man love a woman and have no sexual feeling for her?
That is crazy.
There is passion without love but there is no love without passion (at least initially).

opuro:
looking for trouble?
you have come to the right place.
but blabbing with you will make you feel big and me makes me feel small
I don't go for people that are looking for recognition, I go for people that think that they know all
so omoge you are too small

Honey when you get your brain to function properly, hola at me.

Why won't they?
They have to prove they are wife material and besides studies have shown we always get attracted to people with the same traits as our parents.
Girls, do your thing.

PS: I am not ready to risk my life in the name of being a wife material.
Chei the last time I fried chicken the thing almost jump from fry pan to my head.

@ poster

I am sorry to disappoint you.
You have lost the world record as the jackass of the year.
You aren't the first to do it and you won't be the last.

These people sef.
They come online seeking help when their real intention is to get admirers.

omogenaija:
@ nihil-ce-M

date the first 10 for 6 months and then date the other 10 in the next 6 months , u have to rotate them

@ poster

Have you seen it? The capacity to summarize is very important.
I don get one advise sef.

Thank you o my sister.

@ opuro

If you like quote it 20000 times.
I am not going back to edit my post.
Olodo.
I don dey use this internet before you even figure out ur brain nor dey work.
Nor be you who find your way yesterday go come dey intimidate me.
Oya sef, report my post to the admin.

I also have a problem.
20 guys are in love with me, but I am confused.
Right now I am dating 19 of them but i think it's not fair.
Should I also date the 20th?
Please help me.



@ topic
You see how I was able to summarize my story in just 5 lines?
Try again.
You might be lucky.

@ opuro

Your head nor correct. Na because of sex u wan die?
Make you die.
Imagine this olodo. How you take find road to the internet?
If na sex be your problem please stay off the net and spend your day jacking yourself.

NiceUzor, how can you expect nairaland to be united when we have people like this?
These people whose brain don cease to work right from the day their mama born them?
Even sef, electro shock nor go fit make the thing function again. Na these people Seun for dey ban.
But that one head too nor correct. That pshyco of an admin!

If you want a united Nairaland, then you are a dreamer.
The only possible thing na to flush out all these escrements who believe na them know pass.

I don talk my own.

iice:
Abi ooo. . .and them say we dey stupid. . .
Sorry that missed by some thousand miles LMFAO

Things dey happen for this world ooo, sometimes you go even think: Can't that be real?

Apart from this story get as e be.

I never hear where man go leave him house make him wife dey bring all her lovers.

Nor be that Naija we dey talk about?

obotutuoko:
My friend and I went clubing sometimes ago - as we were stepping in to the club in New York, three women were also stepping in, as usual, to avoide paying their gate fee, we didnt talk to them until they got inside.

To be stingy nor good oo. Oh boy make una change una style.

obotutuoko:
Being the fine boys that we were, we were just there chilling and we kept our eyes on them - u know - oju lon soro - ok. Not knowing they had been feeling us, one of them now came to where we were standing and offered to dance with us, ok, we started dancing and talking and we found out that one of them came to the club with her husband - but they were in distress, in short, the man vexed comot for the club because we were chilling with his wife - u know - and as per we are fine boys no spot.

You these boys you are something else. Una stand there like trees dey wait make the women make the first move? And the other one husband vex comot because e wife dey dance with another man? Which kind club and which kind human beings you dey mingle with?

obotutuoko:
To cut the long story short, me, i got each of them girls phone numbers, and made up my mind which of them is sexy enough for my pinto, next day, we were speaking to each other and found out the husband to the other one has moved out of the house in annoyance. Ok. now, the problem is this, a week after, the ladies went out again but i wasnt there, and as it were, the two other ladies fancies my friend, but one of them, the one with the husband, realy wants to do my friend, in short, three days after, fu cking has taken place, in fact, mine also, four days after the club, fu cking has taken place.

Husband pack him things comot for house? Bia! Which country una dey? Na the naija where i for live this thing happen? How man go leave him house make him wife dey bring other men to Bleep for inside? This story get serious k-leg, nor be small.

obotutuoko:
The third lady now being without a guy, is also straffing my friend, and only recently my friend told me that fu cking has also taken place several times with both friends at different times, the second lady knows that my friend is fu cking both of them, but the other doesnt know.

Now being without a guy?? She nor get sense to go apologize to her husband? Na she wrong am and she was supposed to apologize seriously. In short eh, this story na one kind. Na inside kabu kabu taxi you for get inspiration?

obotutuoko:
My friend confided in me, but says i shuldnt say to any of them, but i don't ike it, also knowing that my own fu ck mate is the junior sister to one of the ladies that my friend is fu cking - my conciense is beating me to let them know, but i like my friend and i don't want to hurt him, but still i don't want him to hurt these ladies.

How can i break them?

You get conscience? I don't think so.
The story get as e be, so me i nor go talk put for now, but I can conclude by saying.

You are stupid
Your Friend is stupid
The first girl is stupid
The married woman is stupid
Her sister is stupid
The husband is stupid.

To close everything: You are a bunch of stupid people, who met in a stupid club and approached in a stupuid way and ended up in a more stupid way.

[center]GLORY BE TO GOD.[/center]

Nor be real life Nollywood take dey act film?

And me sef don see people dey argue over these movies: the boy/girl nor do good. He for leave that one for this one.

As we take dey argue put for nollywood movies, make we argue put for this one too.

Me i nor care if na fiction or story so far e be something wey i go fit talk put.

@ Big brother
COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON.

Carlosein:
you ask what's wrong? well for one, now she is your "ex"

To avoid being mistaken for a man I have decided to show my sex.

Although I was enjoying my sexlessness.

this is not working and we both know it.

What is wrong with this excuse?
I used it with my ex.

passionwit:
get busy stupid people, remember you're paying for your internet and im aiint paying shyte over here,

Get busy like you, patronizing our stupidity as you do?

We can't because first of all we are not stupid and secondly telling fools like you off is already a job to be proud of.

You get upset because u actually care.

I don't get upset when I am told I am untidy because i know that is the truth and I don't care.

There are some things though that you are but that were never your intentions so you get upset whenever you are reminded of them.

If you can't get over certain things it's because u know they are true and that deep inside you you haven't fully accepted them.

Intelligence is not relative.

You always know if someone is smart or not.

Abeg if she wan die make she die.

What a pain in the ass.

I hate suicidals and i hate them more when they are still alive after an atempt.

Those people are attention seekers that will never admit they have a problem even when they are found with rat poison in their hands.

It's obvious that it's only death that can do you apart.

_{Just hope she succeeds in bringing it to herself.}

@ poster

You are a very big fool.

If foolishness should be an Olympic game, you'd be the unbeaten champion for the rest of your life.

I don't give a damn about what you said in another thread because this thread you have just created is enough for me to want your head served in a plate.

So you be one of those disgusting pigs who are contributing to the societal licentiousness in Nigeria?

Na you dey promote prostitution among Nigerian women?

Next time I hear say u make kpam when a topic regarding Nigerian ladies is discussed,

i go make sure I take these fingers, i take dey type, rip you of all your vital organs.

I'll start from your heart. No need for your brain.

You have it but it's not working.

niceuzor:
_*Sight* What Da hell is this person saying,do you know me?

Ahahahahahhahaha!

So Eng doesn't recognize me

Na wa o!

Good, good!

sleekdot:
Its in a mans nature to cheat, only natural

The funny thing is that this guy thinks he is saying something really intelligent that will keep women satisfied so they can stop with their rants, but this olodo hasn't realized that he has just said that men are immature, irresponsible, disrespectful, uncaring and selfish beings that can never change and that engaging in a relationship with them will just lead you to a premature death due to disappointments over disappointments.

We have too many fools, claiming to be intellectuals, around! 

ifyalways:
still she don't have to be a gradute before she can make a good wife and mother.if she is eager to learn,she would be there.the man too can help out.if she cannot make it in the adult classes i bet if she goes to one of those skill acquisation schools in town she would be brushed up its only a matter of time.

It's not a matter of being a graduate. I am just a high school attendant and my English is definitely not comparable to that of a graduate but i can't say that I lack skills either.

Who knows anyway.

Make him try.

niceuzor:
- Mine is Romance Too HOT for Nairaland babes

I know that is where you toast all your girls and u even have the guts to come and say craps to me on yahoo.

bjibola:
Whats not a boyfriend's business with his girlfriend's tongue ring
Lets be realistic, how the hell do you want to take that kind of person around especially if that was not what u bargained for(as in she didn't have it before). Its the same way chicks try to tell their boyfriends to cut their hair, wear this, do that. My dear, if you don't like it as long as she didn't have it when u met, u have every right to say so. If she insists on it, and you know you can't live with it, maybe u should just take a stepping and move on. Am sure she'll find someone that adores it, and you'll find a girl that detests it and wouldn't get one in her wildest dreams.

Before u quote me unnecessarily note that my post was referred to the bold part of Kojeiwa's posts but if you just wanted to get my attention I'll give it to you.

The reason why i don't like tongue rings is because of the risk of getting an infection but apart from this I don't see anything wrong with them. Asking a guy to cut his hair or to wear nicer outfits are things a guy should do without being solicited by his girlfriend. Even girls know that hair and clothes are important. If that be the case we can go out then with our uncombed hair and dirty, old-fashioned clothes.

Stop making those analogies that can't fool even a kindergarten attendant. When has being able to take care of ourselves become something to associate with a simple fashion trend?

In what way has sport contributed to your life?

I can understand politics, but sport

I think the forum games should be eliminated.

ifyalways:
really

@ topic you said she dropped out of primary school?
you can get her enrolled in either a night school or adult classes and see if she can atleast get her o levels.
while she is at that she can still go to a skill acquisition school ie fashion and designing,hat making,cake making etc.
as for her younger ones,you are not obliged to do anything for them BUT if you are ABLE you can still put them in school or to learn a trade.
its going to be pretty diffcult but if you really love her and you know she would make you happy,then its not a heavy price to pay for love
i have seen illiterates make good wives and mothers.but let me ask,is this your girl even willing to further her education because if shes not then thats where there would be problems.
goodluck

There are other two threads about this same problem.

The guys did all they could to teach her but all was in vain.

I don't know how they sorted themselves out. However I don't think they have accepted the situation whole-heartedly.

I love guys that can speak good English because it's a way to improve ourselves. Living with someone with such deficiency can even influence you negatively.

kojeiwa:
My partner can't just do what she likes. If its not appropriate, i will bring it to her attention.

I am not a woman rapper that go after un neccesary things my girl does and just let it slide.

I will definitely address my concern. I am not the controlling type neither.

So what is your business with her tongue ring?

Naijas and their beliefs.

Some even think that red heads are evil.