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chic2pimp:
Man like the donny Eubank......Garth Crooks is still a regular on Football Focus.

Have you heard the man laugh?

That laugh!

sinizia:
Wetin happen? I came in expecting to see you accusing Shekpe of being APC and PDP for all the robbery favoring them in this match, but unshockingly, I saw none. Why na egbon? See as Tottenham are being robbed left, right and center. E be like say Madrid dey learn from una hand.

I like the colour of Harry Kane's boot, don't you?

Ake has made some great tackles today

Alli's runs though. So quality

Just look at that

chic2pimp:
Hahaha Why so much hate on the young fela? The tag team of Hansen and Lawro was proper quality.

I liked Hansens voice truly, but detest Lawro. True star of the old school is Garth Crooks. Man is like the Chris Eubank of Punditry
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Ibime:
Perfect role for Lawro is co-commentator. Dude has got some offbrand jokes but very funny sometimes.

Yeah, he's like an older uglier dirtier Robbie Savage with dandruff in his hair and questionable fashion sense.

That left wing.
That left fücking wing.

chic2pimp:
Of the current lot, He just might be the best of the bunch


Fair point....



One of the English game's Great, that's why. Alan Hansen and Mark Lawerenson were my man

Lawro is such an irritating man though. Dude looks like he never showers. I sometimes feel I should wipe my tv clean after the fat fool with his irritating voice has been on it.

chic2pimp:
How did a Mediocre Player like Jenas get a job at Beeb? I seriously need His juju man.

The real question is how a boring uninsightful person like Shearer keeps his job at the Beeb

Sell Hazard tomorrow

Is hazard injured? Or Is Herrera still man marking him?

Cos me I know understand this lineup

pamcode:
West Ham has some weird bearded guys. The colour + the bald head just dey funny me.

James Collins

neighy:
so bcus of 1 guy in d top ten it doesn't mean alot.. KONTUNU

I've been asking you what it means since yesterday and you couldn't answer.

Callum Chambers is also one of the most prolific players in the EPL this season by that metric

What insight can we get from such a useless stat that dredges up Adam Le Fondre and Callum chambers

[quote author=neighy post=55795770][/quote]Like I said,that list doesnt mean a lot. Adam Ke Fondre wan't even a starter for Reading when last he was in the EPL.

nickvanilla:
[s]I get u.
Individual goals are important. They win games
But ask any honest Madrid fan around u who their best player is this season and they would tell you its marcelo. That, not minding the stats telling you that ronaldo is their highest goalscorer, is the gospel truth. But when its time to award accolades, commercial glossing of cr7 becomes the order of the day. However, real football lovers know better.[/s]

Trash

Ibime:
Hehehehehe. . . you done learn from Coogar abi?

Na so you go tell Coogar to meet you for St Pauls for small egelege, na him Cougar say him dey bring glock40 to dump you inside River Thames, you say you no do again

Make dem no waste me for my mama. My stronghead too much.

When you finally catch that your guy that has been running his mouth

Chelseafan1:
Go greet am for house na

Anything wey make bros Ibime catch me face to face, na die I die that day. Just make sure you remember on the thread....

Burantashi!!!!

nateevs:
Imagine. Yeye!

I do easily 25,000 - 30,000 miles a year covering Europe. I drive from the UK to anywhere. 85/90mph constantly, changing lanes when I have to. UK, Nothern Ireland, Spain, Portugal, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Denmark, Sweden. . . . Never got stopped by a Policeman for 'changing Lanes' frequently.

Which kain thing?

Only ever got stopped by a Policeman on the A40 in London, after a 250-mile trip from Torquay, for jumping a red light.

Wetin carry you go Torquay oga nateevs? Na there you park your yacht abi? Baller alert.

Na una type dey wear those blazers with anchor embroidery and shorts with confirm boat shoes.

Ibime:
Forget all this yarns, can you buy agbalumo in Yankee? I just bought this in sunny Manchester and I'm about to lick till my eye slap me.

Oboi my eye dey chook for that bowl o. Which time I lick agbalumo last?

chic2pimp:
Mateeeeeeeee!.....If not for say you don marry, nah your type of person I go dey hang around with. Nihillist the gyalis dem sugar sugar.

Dude you need to try it out with a yank. You'll have them jizzing in their panties in no time. My mates place of work sent to sweden for 3days dude no wan gree comeback o eventhough it was as cold as f#$@.

Bruv don't go to Stocky. You will hate it back here. The girls out there! Naaah Stockholm is just next level. No wonder refugees just dey troop there. You will cry tears of blood when you hop on your flight back.

raumdeuter:
If you don't go near police trouble, Police no go worry you,

I have only had 3 encounters with the police,

1. I was using cell phone while driving in New Jersey, Its legal in Texas but not legal in jersey, when the police got to me, I didnt even know the reason I even told my friend on the phone to hang on. That was the day Bayern beat Man Utd in 2010 CL. And I was yabbing my Man Utd fan friend. I was given a ticket and I paid

2. I was doing 85miles in a 60 zone,I got a ticket and paid

3 I forgot to renew my vehicle registration, He left me with a warning that I should do it immediately.

Police dont give you trouble if you stay within the law

Imagine the bolded. Legally holding phone and driving.

What a country. I'm sure gyalchester also nairalands and drives like his aparicious senior brother. No wonder accidented yankee cars full Lagos roads.

afrodoc2:
Exactly. And you might try Aussie rules footy lol, that game rugged and they play it right from early years. After a year here I was a bone setter extraordinaire
But outside Melbourne I no sure network tight like that o, for Sydney driving go tire you.

I dey watch am occasionally when there's nothing else on TV. Those people dey mad.

The Irish have one similar one but they use long sticks to beat the ball and each other.

Really entertaining stuff, watching people smash the living daylights out of each other with almost no rules.

Ibime:
That's because you are Yoruba.

Us South-South, South-East, North-East done already feel the instability of Somalia in our areas. Na only Yoruba and Abuja peeps still dey optimistic.

You're right, I had Lagos specifically in mind when I made that post. But from what I read and see online, you guys are experiencing significant growth. Heard there so many construction projects going on in PH these days. Asides crime rate which is high everywhere, what are you concerned about?

chic2pimp:
Correct!.....Have you ever sweet talked an American chic using your British accent? Instant pu#$y magnet!

Bruv. Leicester square on a Friday or Saturday night. China town. Hoxton/Shoreditch. Dalston. I don't even need to enter a bar. My parole is on the streets. It's the Europeans i used to look for though - Swedes, Russians, Italians, Spanish, Slovenia, etc. I never tried it with yanks .

Gyalchester:
Everyone suffers but from experience only the Lazy suffer in US...All the African Migrants with no connections that made it in the 80s and 90s don't have two heads.

You are talking about Trains coming from the same man that said he treks to work...Bros fear God...I hate Public Transportation, The day I turned 15yrs 9 months, I got my Permit straight up and license at 16yrs 6months been driving ever since...Public Transportation is unnatural and inhumane.

The trains I'm talking about are intercity trains. You want me to trek for 130 miles? I resemble Johnny Walker?

When I was talking about trekking, I was talking about within London to avoid the tube.

afrodoc2:
That is the MAJOR issue. It was easier when I was doing shifts but now I have decided on 9-5 na to either record or be groggy next morning.
Climate is diverse but tends to be on the warm or at least not too cold side, and no guns hurray!

Climate is fantastic.

UK like culture.

Fantastic Rugby(for me sha)

And they've got beaches there. Like proper sandy beaches.

Na soso okuta full all the beaches here.

Ibime:
It's not completely useless. There are some decent West African and Carribean countries Green Pally can take you to visa free. But the only upside it has to the British Pally is that British Pally will also take you there hassle free, all you have to do is pay £30 on the plane or on disembarkment and they will process your visa quickly on arrival. So for me, the only advantage of Naija Pally is £30 per trip

Diggz don't listen to Nateevs and Nihilist. They may have no plans to work in Yankee but your son might, and probably more so than Naija which will be teetering on brink of anarchy by the time he grows up.

Well....

I'm a bit more optimistic about Nigeria's chances. I think we're heading towards becoming something more like Russia than Somalia.

Gyalchester:
Soooo This is your argument why the UK is a shitty congested State?

I'm talking about my lifestyle, I can afford my own Healthcare, Maryland has a lot of guns so does Alabama but you don't see them Killing themselves,it's all bout culture and poverty.

Affirmative action? Ever heard of that ?, Your better employment argument is dead on arrival...I wouldn't want to live in The UK either.


The culture in the UK is fvcked up, no sense of humour there, The poles are Scummy, The Somalis will use you to get 72 virgins, The scene is dead if it isn't London.


Oh, Your ACCENTS FVCKING SUCKS, MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE.

I was just clowning around, and you be Omo butty sef. Many of your AA agemates dey suffer, as in maximum iya.

Let CFCman come and give you the stats about of quality of life in your country and you will see.

London isn't the only live place. Parole spots yapa. Newcastle is in my opinion even more live than London, once adjusted for quantity of bars and clubs. The best thing is that all these zones are only a train or 2 away.

afrodoc2:
Very true, Texas is almost Nigeria's size.
Just like down under you drive 8 hours on express and you are still in the same state. Queensland is about double Nigeria in size.

Australia seems nice sha. I would love to live out there for a bit if I get the chance. I'd miss the football action out here though.