₦airaland Forum

U1:
Man, why won't these Western people just stop tampering with the clock? Just like that pesin don miss out on some important changes. Hope it doesn't come back to hunt me, though.

Bwahahahaha

UniqueGem:
Oga you didn't give room for sarcasm in you post. I thought you were joking when you said DDG isn't so good but you refuted when someone else said you were trolling. You said your post wasn't sarcasm because you were speaking the minds of we man utd fans(thereby quoting what i said about Romero).
BTW: my social life is more stable than urs, you should go for a Rehab.

If I have to try and explain my post to you, then surely you too must see that you are a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.

I've had several spats with starboard who the post was directed at, and even he did not take offence at the mild humour in it.

Uniquegem, you just want to show that you are the next best spitter on this thread. You're not and you've flopped.

UniqueGem:
I thought you were credible, turns out you're as dumb as your chelshit lot. My comment you quoted on Romero was a reply i gave when you guys labelled Romero a loser. I said "he is a world cup and COPA finalist and the GK of the highest ranked National Team" now how does this translate to me saying Romero is better than DDG?

Your blood dey always hot, and this is not the first time you have missed the nuances of sarcasm on this thread.

I suggest you change your circle of friends ASAP. Your social and communication skills are non-existent.

MrTA:
Used to think you were above trolling.

Bruv I'm only repeating the comments that your fans made.

Besides, whilst you won't catch me posting the kind of silly comments some people post on our thread, nobody is above trolling...especially with this tasansan news

StarBoard:
Oga, relax na.

If all was well DDG would be first choice and Romero back up.
I'm looking at Sam Johnston starting tomorrow.

Johnstone is even better to be honest. It doesnt matter that the height of his experience has been at League 1 level.

I'm sure he will be able to cope with all those Harry Kane finesse shots. GGMU. Cant wait for tommorow

StarBoard:
really?

Well...

coogar:
this is stupidity at it's sterling quality.....
so you mean argentina as a nation have no one that isn't a back up goalkeeper on the planet? romero won the dutch league for az alkmaar with van gaal in 08/09 season.....he kept about 1,000 minute of clean sheet that season. he's won olympic gold for argentina, he was part of the team that came 2nd at the world cup & 2nd again in the recent copa america. it's fair to say chelsea fc have never had a goalie as good as romero in their entire history.

coogar:
the same romero is the #1 goalie of argentina that is currently number one club in FIFA ranking. it's fair to say you are either high on shrooms or angel dust to believe the nonsense you typed up there. you mean a huge football nation like argentina cannot do better than romero? what is it with chelsea fans and their uncanny ability to let shyte fall out of their mouths?

UniqueGem:
Are you forgetting it was same keeper who got to the WC and COPA final with Argentina?

SailorXY:
he's a back up, an experienced one so its a good signing.
not as bad as your Begovic recommendations to be our no. 1

In Romero we trust. GGMU

bigkesh:
Every Pundit in England is going for Chelsea as EPL champs......
M sure if another manager was in charge of this current squad,We wouldn't be seen as the favourite.......
If we were four points away in his First year with that horrible squad,then we surely can win it again.....

Depth is a big issue...... Let's just hope Moses or Oscar or even Bertrand comes big.....

We are one tackle from 1st to 3rd......One tackle on Hazard or fabregas, that's all.......Costa doesn't need to be tackled,the annoyed Brazilian witches are doing that well

Actually...Skysports had Arsenal overwhelming favourites to win the league. 67% in an online poll published this morning.

Schweinsteiger not fit for tommorows game.

I'm sure Pep Guardiola was mistaken about Bastian. In any case, He was signed to bring experience and not necessarily play.

Tiger will come good soon sha. GGMU

StarBoard:
De Gea left out of tomorrow's game.

Huge news. Apparently van Gaal is pissed off at him following the PSG game.
Even if he does stay (not likely though) he might be in for a long stint on the bench if Plato's antics are anything to go by.

Young signs new deal.
Let's see if last season's performance was just to earn another contract.

It's not a big deal.

DDG was never that good anyway.

Romero is a fantastic keeper and Argentina number 1. I'm sure he will do well on his debut.

muskeeto you muthafucker!

standd

mithel:
Azzin think say na only me dey see am... Like They should chill na, ba friendly

zouma was very foolish for that tackle though

Fiorentina no get chill at all.
Whic kain tackles be this?

Ramires is a liability in a central midfield. He just gave the ball away for a 2 on 2 and clear shot on goal

Falcao still cant score in preseason.

well he is number 3 man and on loan for a reason

SIRcumalot:
Calm down, it isn't happening
The only english striker than can maybe, join us is Charlie Austin.
If the news true then spurs fan will just kill daniel levy,kane is like the 2nd coming to them.

This statement brings a smile to my face and a sexwee in my pants.

lalaboi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mJbC02BtFg&spfreload=10


seems this guy in always under the influence of something

Peo don go smoke better sk

Bwahahahaha

The Big News

What is this morning's biggest football story?, Mediawatch hears you ask.

'Welcome to Manchester, Ana! Schweinsteiger takes his tennis star girlfriend out for dinner with United midfield partner Schneiderlin', MailOnline replies from the corner of the room. We didn't even know they were there.

'Manchester United duo Bastian Schweinsteiger and Morgan Schneiderlin haven't had long to settle in their new city, but they enjoyed some much needed down time on Monday night,' the piece begins.

'But with their debut Premier League campaign at United fast approaching, they took their partners out to the popular San Carlo restaurant.'

So what then happened to make it worthy of being the top story on MailOnline's homepage? Was it:

1) Both couples making love on one of San Carlo's tables?
2) A waiter disgracing himself by shitting onto a portion of spaghetti con vongole?
3) A tram ploughing through the restaurant's window, both players' lives being spared by a large block of Parmesan cheese becoming lodged in the wheels of the tram?
4) Nothing happening at all and that's the entirety of the story?

If you guessed 4), you know what the people want. Or you're prepared to tell the people what they want, and force feed it down their throats until they are sick.

Ibime:
So Danny Rose is now better than Ryan Bertrand?

The way we dey gawk this summer just surprise me.

raumdeuter:
You sef talk na abi mouth dey pain you.

I go chop your pound. I wan use Abu money to entertain Abu

I don already sanwo.

Dayo, I intend to contribute my winnings to 1860 Munich supporters club.

chic2pimp:
Gustavo Baba i dey o

Oh boy peep that kele


godammit!!!!!!!

chamotex:
Not sure but should be around $15/16

Chamo wagwan na?

All man just silent for that email chain.

Have people started paying yet?

pek:
You are the one that keeps exhibiting low IQ. I just don't understand what you are about. You have excused Falcao's performance and in the next breath claim that Bentekke has only played in per season. Why are you replying and attacking every post. You claim you are an Arsenal fan but I am sure you are not.

AirborneLacer:
Arsenal won Chelsea nothing more. Nihilist's claim remains a conjecture until Arsenal beats the remaining 18 teams in the league to win the league.

I don't really know what you're on about.

You know what? I'd have the page bookmarked, the comments archived and a prize redeemed on the final day, just tell me, would Arsenal win the league?

We can still take a step further by betting on it.

What says you hombre?

I never said Arsenal will win the league though before you put me on blast.
This Keky just wan put spotlight on top my head sha.

She said part of the condition he gave her was that she would pay N350,000 which would be used to buy spiritual materials and that she must sleep with him for three days.

She said he assured her that she would enjoy favours after he had worked on her and that she would equally get a husband of her choice after the deliverance.

Bose revealed that she did not know what came over her immediately after the encounter as she paid the N350,000 he requested and allowed him have sex with her for three days before she came to her senses.

The 'victim's' testimony establishes the fact the the sex was consensual.

This Alfa will not only beat the charge, but has grounds to counter-sue for libel and wrongful imprisonment.

Caveat Emptor....Buyer Beware!

!!!

Chic2pimp

chowlade:
D site got it frm somewhere

Instead of you to cover your face in shame. You're not even the first to post it on Nairaland!

https://www.nairaland.com/2278579/list-yoruba-charms-uses

walexy30:
Aluwo (charm to make someone fall after being hit)

agbefuye(lightening charm)

olonde(charm that makes one to lose one's sense after being hit)

Gbekude (death ceasing)

Afeeri (disappearing charm)

Kanako (distance shortening charm)

Egbe (air flight charm without using jet, chopper or plane)

Amudo (bleeping charm)

Tude(loose bondage)

Ewon sanpona(small pox handcuff)

Okigbe (cutlass proof)

Ayeta (bullet proof)

Strictly for the Yorubas.

Wtf is this?

alphalpha:
they can be detected and rehabbed, better still they can be prevented from becoming child rapists

The question was 'How'