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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:44pm On Mar 09, 2015
I always knew Welbeck was destined to break the hearts of his most chronic haters...Dahdemola chief amongst them.

In honour of Dahdemola, DJ please give Chief Keef - I don't like.

Losing to Arsenal by a Welbeck goal is definitely the shitt Dahdemola don't like! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
Chei...

I need to boogie down on this thread.

Greatest TVal!!!!! Arise and let these Manyoo fans be scattered
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 12:43pm On Mar 06, 2015
FBS:
How many good and vital decisions has he made till date? He in most cases ends up losing the ball . oh sorry my bad, earns a free-kick? How many of those do we eventually convert?

PS. I said, Willian is faster thinker on the ball. Not that he makes better decisions. Different things imo.

Hazard WPOTY 2020. At the earliest and I sincerely hope he proves me wrong. cheesy
Really?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:40pm On Mar 04, 2015
coogar:
whatever!
we won, chelsea lost on this same ground. go and tend to your erëctions. i hope you die of blue balls tonight.
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chris smalling - another solid performance! the moment jones goes back into this defence, we would lose or draw.
Who cares if you win or lose.

We're talking Falcao vs Giroud.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:35pm On Mar 04, 2015
coogar:
find somewhere else to display your stüpidity.
oponu agbalagba - a man that doesn't know the difference between per minute & per game in football stars.
the witches/wizards in your village are using your destiny to play snooker. grin
goal!
young!
United were desperate for a goal but still chose to send on a midfielder ahead of a fit Falcao the striker.

It's not me who has problems with witches and wizards
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:27pm On Mar 04, 2015
Scoreline 2-0

Giroud AND Sanchez. grin

Yet my guy is quoting FIFA15 and blaming witches and wizards for Falcao's lack of ability.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:23pm On Mar 04, 2015
Giroud has already scored again while Falcao is the lone striker on the bench. grin

'Superior intellect'
FamilyRe: What Kind Of Woman Would You Love To Marry- Choose (picture) by Nihilist: 11:31am On Mar 04, 2015
Beautiful wife all day long. I can't be seen with an ugly babe even if she was the one that cooked the porridge that made Esau sell his birthright.

There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans anyway...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:29pm On Mar 03, 2015
coogar:
you are clueless with stats....
there's no point arguing with you. you are clutching at stats per game to make your points - you are an amateur. on sunday, drogba that played for 1 min & costa that played 90 mins all played one game. i am sure the chelsea fan that you are would still expect drogba to have had the same number of touches as costa.

chelsea fans are mostly bellends!



these stats are irrelevant.....
calculate the touches per minute. why is that difficult for you to do?



irrelevant to the discussion.
if you cannot calculate per minute, i don't think you are mentally capable to even get into this discussion with me.



giroud is a lone striker - every other player around him look for him first & foremost. they only shoot at goal if the chance is clear-cut. at united, the 3 forwards have the license to shoot at will. you play FIFA15 and yet you cannot discern the difference between 4-2-3-1 and 4-3-1-2.

shame!



this is man utd!
we criticise our players to the max. i can show you 100 quotes of united fans destroying alex ferguson - the greatest manager on the planet.
I gave you stats of touches per minute. You asked where the passes were being received.

I gave you the exact locations where the passes where being recieved, and how many were being recieved per game(obviously calculated per 90)

I even gave you the amount of touches in the penalty box per game.

And now you're asking for the amount of touches per minute...again.

The funniest thing is that you're referring to FIFA 15 while claiming to present a mentally 'superior' argument that a striker who has played 1000+ minutes and only scored 4 goals is better than one who has played a lot less and scored a lot more.


You mental midget.
TravelRe: Nigerians Are Eating, Charging Laptops, Making Calls Inside Trains (photo) by Nihilist: 5:31pm On Mar 03, 2015
That guy doesn't even look like he owns that food.

They just got someone to sit infront of a plate of jollof rice, and then afterwards gave him Gala and pure water.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 5:17pm On Mar 03, 2015
TreQuartista:
I am not 'nitlad', abeg!


Ole! Wia u wan see dat kain rate? You better off images on your browser and manage the free embi dem dash u. tongue
Nitlad our son we sent you to school you wan con deny your name
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist:
coogar:
chelsea fan - calculate penalty area toüches per minute. we have consistently taught you to generate stats per minute, not per game.

from your own limited knowledge.....
sanchez - 142 penalty area touches
giroud - 106 penalty area touches

sanchez has spent 2001 mins on the pitch, giroud has 982 mins. even a kid of 3 knows who has had the most penalty toüches per minute from that stats.

sanchez - 1 penalty toüch every 14 mins
giroud - 1 penalty touch every 9 mins.



he does - at the rate he gets these penalty area touches, giroud would have doubled sanchez's number if he had also spent 2000+ mins on the pitch.

sanchez has spent more than twice as many minutes as giroud, yet he has not doubled giroud's number of minutes - this is also discounting the fact that sanchez has played as a lone striker in some of the games when giroud was injured....

you have been shown up as a charlatan once again.



falcao's loan is only £6m.
and yes, 5 assists in 1000 mins undermines his goal scoring stats. i would have been möre pleased if that 4 goals + 5 assists is 9 goals + 0 assists. add two or three penalties that other main strikers get to pad up their stats & falcao would be on 12 league goals.

would you have said falcao is a flop if he had 12 league goals in 1000 minutes?
Clutching at straws mate.
Going for the bait instead of critically thinking. First two stats I posted were averages per game and not raw numbers, which I knew you'd ignore...and you did. I'm playing with you man grin

Anyway, back to the point.

Averages touches in the penalty area per game:
Giroud: 6.6
Welbeck: 6.2
Sanchez: 5.9

This 3 players have the highest touches per game in the box for Arsenal for obvious reasons. When these 3 are on the pitch, service is shared to all 3 of them. The player with the next highest number of touches per game in the penalty box in the whole Arsenal squad is Santi Cazorla with 2.9 per game...and he's their first choice penalty taker!

Giroud is as much a lone striker as Benzema is at Madrid.

As for Falcao, I don't have to think he's a flop. Ask your mandem:
codedguy1:
United is Finished!!

Falcao is officially the most useless player we have this season, evans comes a close 2nd.
Caveatemptor:
Falcao as usual is never where he should be to put the ball in the net.
Seen this before. Expecting Felliaini to replace him in the second half and then we resort to hoofing the ball to his head.
afrodoc2:
This Di Maria na bad market lol.....meanwhile Falcao silent as the night, abeg bring James Wilson on.
JayKayMaybachz:
Falcao stops falling like a drunk security man from nnebo village angry
sirlaw2:
united should seriously consider demanding for d 6mil they paid to loan falcao... I nearly cried today watching him...
RomanceRe: Classical Dilemma, The Head And The Heart. by Nihilist: 12:18pm On Mar 03, 2015
It's very obvious OP is a nymph0.

After your toto don slack finish, you con dey dey complain say the sex no good.

How the sex go good, when na dual carriage highway dey down there?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 12:00pm On Mar 03, 2015
coogar:
this is why the average chelsea fan is brainless. who's supposed to be receiving passes more between sanchez & giroud? grin

sanchez is an AM......
this is why he has 7 assists in total & he's had plenty of minutes under his belt. where is sanchez receiving his passes? where is giroud receiving his?
Sanchez touches per game in the final third: 42.0
Giroud touches per game in the final third: 22.8

Sanchez passes received per game in the final third: 23.9
Giroud passes recieved per game in the final third: 14.2

Sanchez Penalty Area touches: 142
Giroud Penalty Area touches: 106

Giroud the lone striker gets all the service though.

Falcao the 24 million pound assister. Only God knows where Manyoo would be without Falcao's important penalty assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 11:20am On Mar 03, 2015
coogar:
it seems you are deaf & blind.
papiss cisse & giroud are lone strikers.....falcao isn't. he's having to share the goals with rooney & RVP.....hence his 5 assists. falcao's number of assists = cisse + giroud + costa.

how can you then compare falcao to his peers who mostly operate as lone strikers? biko, get some perspective!




considering the fact that the goals are shared at man utd because of the 3 powerful strikers we have got, falcao wins by default. he has 5 assists, not 4. OPTA did not count the penalty rooney benefitted from over the weekend but the premier league counted it as an assist.
Alexis Sanchez recieves a pass every 2.1 minutes
Giroud recieves a pass every 2.4 minutes

Sanchez 12 league goals 7 assists
Giroud 9 league goals 2 assists

You're right Giroud is the lone striker who gets all the service.

Cisse 9 starts in 18 league appearances
Ayoze 17 starts in 26 league appearances

You're right Cisse is not dragging the number 9 spot with anybody else.


Papiss Cisse 926 minutes 11 goals 1 assist in the league: Contribution 12 goals
Giroud 985 minutes 9 Goals 2 assists in the league: Contribution 11 goals
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Falcao 1006 minutes 4 goals 4 assists in the league + 1 penarity conceded: Contribution 9 goals

Falcao wins. Flawless victory. By default too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 10:36am On Mar 03, 2015
Emaprince:
I mean a tough competition. Premier league is highly competitive and pep wouldn't want to be there to avoid being sacked.
Pep won 14 cups in 4 years at Barca. Which competition is he running from?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 10:20am On Mar 03, 2015
Emaprince:
pep will shy away from anything that will stain his record.he doesn't want to be sacked,so why won't he run away from a stiff competition?
I don't really understand this post. What stiff competition has Pep runaway from?
CrimeRe: Man Bites Off Son’s Ear For Defending Wife by Nihilist: 9:59am On Mar 03, 2015
What the fvck did I just read?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:50pm On Mar 02, 2015
coogar:
he's been better than giroud this season. giroud needs to be sacrificed to the gods. he lost arsënal the game against PSG.
Papiss Cisse 926 minutes 11 goals 1 assist in the league
Giroud 985 minutes 9 Goals 2 assists in the league

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Falcao 1006 minutes 4 goals 4 assists in the league


Falcao wins....Flawless victory
PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos Of A Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt To Death In Bauchi Today by Nihilist: 10:27am On Mar 02, 2015
grin
PoliticsRe: Meet Nigeria's Malala, Amina Yusuf by Nihilist:
grin

Education equals freedom in many ways than one.

all those girls in that picture are from Islamic countries...They are not even free enough to go out in public without covering up almost completely.

These girls need to fully understand and embrace the true meaning of education and liberate themselves from that oppressive burka
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:18pm On Mar 01, 2015
DJ TVal no celebratory tunes?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 6:29pm On Mar 01, 2015
AirborneLacer:
I'm thinking it's a strategy.

Where is Nihilist?

Make him leave England Rugby team come see Chelsea jare. Ireland just had them humbled.
Me wey just dey wake up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 11:30pm On Feb 27, 2015
While we were watching Arsenal get destroyed last night, Kanye debuted this tune live on ITV.

ITV blocked most of it out, but trust youtube to bring it back in hilarious fashion


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AbNKKOgjbU#t=104
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:01pm On Feb 27, 2015
raumdeuter:
I disagree.

While Man Utd has been the most successful English side in recent times. The rise of the other small side was what gave rise to the English league wave. Before 2005, when English teams were useless in the CL, No one thought much of the league though Man Utd was making waves

It was until Liverpool (2 finals) Chelsea 2 finals all started competing consistently in the business end of the CL before people took the league serious.

You dont need to make the CL final before teams start respecting you. Chelsea made one final between 2004- 2011 yet they were one of the most feared sides even more than Liverpool who made more finals.

Currently the power of Barcelona Madrid and Atletico is whats giving the Spanish league much more relevance compared to between 2005- 2010 when Barcelona was the only team doing it in the CL

The emergence of Dortmund is what has been giving the Buli more relevance in the CL discussion regardless of what Bayern has been doing for years
I think we're saying the same thing but slightly differently.

Manyoo, Madrid/Barca, Bayern, Milan/Juve have predominantly been the Mascots of their respective leagues.

The fact that these 6 teams have completely dominated the finals means that other teams from their respective leagues realistically are in only the competition to make up the numbers.

Hence if Madrid or Barca were to miss out on CL football for one season, then there would inevitably be talk of a Spanish decline...even if 3 other Spanish teams make it semifinals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:33am On Feb 27, 2015
The EPL isn't in decline. It only looks that way due to the collapse of Manyoo.

Champions League finalists should theoretically represent the best their leagues have to offer.

Over the last twenty years, the same teams have more or less represented their leagues at the Champions League final.

A Spanish contender at the finals was almost invariably Madrid or Barca. Italians were usually Milan or Juve. Germany was almost exclusively represented by Bayern with Dortmund providing the odd cameo.

While England has been represented 9 times at the final over the last 20 years , Manyoo had been responsible for almost half of those appearances(4 times), with Liverpool and Chelsea appearing twice, and Le Arse just once.

Moreover in the same time period only one English team(Manyoo twice) has won the cup more than once, while the likes of Bayern, Madrid, and Barca have been chopping steady.

English success on the continent is inextricably linked, and owes much to Manyoo's success on the continent.

Every league has a mascot, ours just died. Hopefully Chelsea can bring the Sexy back.

That's my opinion on the 'decline' of English football
CrimeRe: Mayhem In Lagos, 4 Killed, 27 Vehicles Destroyed In Gang War by Nihilist: 9:33am On Feb 26, 2015
patmaine:
U don't Wat the chief security officer of the state to regulate thuggery
but u want Jonathan to stop common boko haram.

#bringbackholatinssense#
How is Fashola the Chief Security Office of Lagos State?

Which security agency does he head? Or which security agents report to him?
CrimeRe: Mayhem In Lagos, 4 Killed, 27 Vehicles Destroyed In Gang War by Nihilist: 9:25am On Feb 26, 2015
goryorhal:
So you mean the government don't they they exist ?
Explain better please
No need. You clearly have no clue as to how unionism works. You may need to go back to school on that one.

My final line to you is, in an Ultra-Capitalist nation like Nigeria, the NURTW is absolutely vital to represent the interests on road workers, most of whom are completely disenfranchised from normal society.
CrimeRe: Mayhem In Lagos, 4 Killed, 27 Vehicles Destroyed In Gang War by Nihilist: 9:13am On Feb 26, 2015
goryorhal:
Are they (govt) not the one that gave them the approval / authority ?
Abi you think say them just wake up and decided to form an association ?
NURTW is a trade union. They did not seek or need approval to set up an association, as Freedom of Association is a constitutional right.

NURTW regulates the activities of its members in an unregulated business space. Abi have you seen any government that actually regulates day to day activities at motor parks anywhere in the world?

I'm still yet to see any of your ideas on curtailing the activities of NURTW. All you've done is expose your ignorance to the world..,
CrimeRe: Mayhem In Lagos, 4 Killed, 27 Vehicles Destroyed In Gang War by Nihilist: 9:00am On Feb 26, 2015
goryorhal:
The more we realize that the so called NURTW are more dangerous, hazard, to the nation.
I see no reason why in a sane government these mad people be walking free in the broad day light .
Why can't the government cancel/stop this rubbish .. the more we take them lightly they more they will continuing constituting nuisance.
Well no b them fault Na the government dey patronize them if no b say ..
Say no to NURTW,OPC

God bless the 3 region
God bless everyone
How do you suggest that the Government cancel NURTW? Let's hear your ideas
CrimeRe: Mayhem In Lagos, 4 Killed, 27 Vehicles Destroyed In Gang War by Nihilist: 8:55am On Feb 26, 2015
MC Oluomo is the state Treasurer of NURTW.

I don't know why the writer of this article had to involve his name in this article, as you will NEVER see him engaged in street fights.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 7:58am On Feb 26, 2015
Johnpaul88:
City were unlucky to lose the way they did? Your conclusions cannot be more removed from reality! Even in the second half they seemingly improved, we still enjoyed alot of chances including some bizarre penalty miss. First half performance alone should have earned us 4 goals instead of 2 if not for profligate finishing from our players. Alves even struck d woodwork with a delightful chip! grin

Silva even admitted they were lucky not to lose with more embarrassing figure. I know you Chelsea fans are hurting because of the seemingly effortless way we dispatched City in their backyard, when you guyz would only claw back to your penalty area and defend away a boring 1-1 draw. grin You guyz must begin to admit that Barca and Messi are back to real business. If we catch una napping like City did yesterday, O.Y.O is your case!
You obviously lack comprehension skills.
I already admittedthat only 2 City players would make that Barca 1st team.

You can't use the same criteria to judge Barca and City's performance. That Barcelona team even in its obvious decline, is still in top 3 teams in the world; up there with Madrid and Bayern.

Abi do you honestly think it's a disgrace to lose to Barca? Wer City expected to win or even draw?

Relatively, City did well. They created several chances, they scored, and certain passages of play we're end-to-end which is something you don't see often with Barca in the Champions league.

As to setting up to deny Barca space, that's very difficult to do so why bother?

City's formation fielding 2 strikers showed that they came to score, which they actually did, and if they had had the same kind of luck that Suarez had for your 1st goal, it could all too easily have been a 3-3 scoreline.

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