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JackBizzle:
Thanks

Jackbizzle

I knew another Jack Bauer-Inspired moniker on these boards once...

Oahray:
what exactly is your problem? You like attention sha.

Swerve Mr Man. It's your type that cries more than the bereaved at funerals

QuiverBox:
It it really Hard to get a LIFE?

Your last 5 posts have been:

QuiverBox:
Confirmation of a Kid Trolling

QuiverBox:
It it really Hard to get a LIFE?

QuiverBox:
Kids everywhere

QuiverBox:
Is everything a Joke?

QuiverBox:
I guess Every thread on Nairaland is a joke?

You are a miserable old cow...and YOU really need to get a life.

For his inability to pay back N200 borrowed from his landlady in 2013, a young carpenter has met with untimely death.

27-year-old man, Michael Abodurin, was recently stabbed to death by hoodlums believed to be under the payroll of his landlady, [size=18pt]Idowu Adenekan, in the Oworonsoki area of Lagos.[/size]

Before he died, a bottle was smashed on his head after which he was stabbed with a pair of scissors in the chest.

Sounds like the work of my good friend Idowuogbo

PietroRico:
Subtle costa criticism beginning to pop up.

Una never see anything yet.

I thought u guys said he was going to score in every fuckinnn match?

Can you please expatiate on this statement?

What exactly are we going to see?

http://www.fantasyfootballfix.com

These guys have developed an algorithm they claim will tell you "statistically the best transfers to make and when to make them, to maximise your points and player value returns." AND "Continually using our Optimisation Tools will deliver you a top 1% finish in the entire FPL game"

As the website is still in beta at the moment, the service is currently free.

I've tried it, and while I'm not completely convinced, the layout of the site is clean and easy to read, and it provides access to several stats and charts that may be of assistance to managers.

Just thought I'd share.

AirborneLacer:
It just got worse, Markovic is sent off.

Gerrard sha

AirborneLacer:
It's about who wants it more.

Basel really mean business. Watch them when they're not with the ball.

They press like norsemen high on squadron.

Adrian Chiles is just saying that Basel are perennially underated in the CL.

And it's true, these guys have beaten us, Bayern and Manyoo and Liverpool, in the past 2 years

Rodgers was already taking them for granted in his presser earlier today...You're absolutely correct, them mans mean bizness!

Liverpool are shocking.

Costa it is then...

raumdeuter:
How long is Aguero out for?

Should I sell Downing for Hazard
Which levels

Pellegrini presser at 6:30 pm GMT today.

Lol the man went to compete in 'SOUN Stadium'....and is crying that he lost to the son of the SOUN?

“[b]This is the first time in my life that a set of children seized the corpse of their elder brother; it is abomination; it is abomination of terrible proportion; it is silly”.

While insisting that he would not participate in the new burial date fixed by his children, he said “after that day, I have completed the burial of Ifeanyi. I will never take part again. I don’t know where his body is; it also depicts the character of their mother and her children.

“And the press said I have two wives; it is not true. I divorced her before I became Governor. I have the divorce papers; please don’t refer to me as having two wives; I am a decent man. I have only one wife. Please save me the trouble and embarrassment of talking about matrimonial trouble; the church will not wed me if I have two wives.

“The children through her cannot be said to have being flesh and blood. I’m stopping at that; you know what I mean. A child that is yours will not hurt you like this; these children cannot be my flesh and blood. My children love me; it is only children that are not yours that will seize their brother’s dead body. If they can steal the dead body of their brother, it is terrible, unprecedented[/b]

Sounds like a Pete Edochie film...

Just imagine Pete Edochie saying this....Go on...I'm sure you are reading this in Pete Edochie's voice right now.

In fact, Jim Nwobodo should have ended his speech with the words "The Igwe must hear this"

That would have been classic

afrodoc:
Lol i just dey siddon look. But if its going to go down its going to be bloody....likely for your guy.
The guys wey e wan tackle dem be Igboro

Yes, I am frankly concerned for Guapo's welfare brawling on the home turf of his opponents, who are no pushovers even on neutral territory.

Then again, Guapo has started well enough....so he might be able to drop at least one of them...

Afrodoc I hope you're standing by for commentary duties on this triple-threat brawl?

The opening salvos have been fired by several parties, and 'it's gonna be a bloodshed, one buss, one dead'. Mavado style

MaziOmenuko:
my favorite line from the Tabloid: 'Nihilist guided his Greasy Butts upwards

on a serious note though; write a letter of complaint, address it to the publisher, Nairaland fantasy tabloid.
c/o the mods and super-mods. mukina will help you forward it to the right quarters.

Ask lailaboi lalaboi to give you a template of his own letter.

My team name doesn't even have anything to do with Butts.

MaziOmenuko my team is called Greasy Chip Butty and not Greasy Butts!!!!

Probably a gang member...

nateevs:
The b!tch ain't loyal.

That's why Diddy put his emotional azz in hospital

Can't wait for drake to come out and do another emotional record.

coogar:
that's exactly why i criticise him.
to whom much is given, much is expected. after the departure of the old guards(rio + vidic + evra), you expect evans to step up & be the natural leader in that back line but what do you get?

even when he's fit, he plays heart attack football. he nearly gave southampton a penalty with a useless tackle in the box when paddy gave the ball away. how difficult can it be to defend? his confidence is off & on. he's too unreliable.



he will have something to say - "united were lucky, the ref helped us again, eclipse of the moon & sun favoured united & reh reh reh"

no one remembers southampton themselves scored from a goalmouth scramble. ricochets, pinballs before the ball fell for pelle to strike the equaliser.

nihilist has given up already - we have turned him from a vocal poster into a timid mouse. he only observes from a distance these days - van gaal proving critics since 1689.

I have never seen a thing like this before. I have to give up. 5 wins in a row would shut any critic up regardless of how the points were gotten.

I shall wait in the shadows and bide my time. Sooner or later LVGs luck will come to an end, and we shall do a Ruudie style owambe on this thread.

coogar:
nihilist - are you drinking your tea now?

Naaah...I have gone to baff with Ice cold water. I am still in shock my guy.

I never see this kain luck before. Even sky commentator just said it now.

van Gaal's baba must be one of those ones that hide deep in the jungle of osun state.

WTF? How can you consistently play so badly and still win?

What kind of luck is this for God's sake?

coogar:
it's not idiotïc to expect costa(£30m) + hazard(£35m) + cesc(£30m) + willian(£30m) to subdue a newcastle side whose defence is worth less than £10m.

Why do you keep bringing Chelsea matter into Manyoo vs Southampton?

So it's idiotic to expect Rooney+RVP+Mata to score against Fonte(Who?)+Yoshida(Who?)+Clyne+Bertrand(Chelsea and Villa reject)?
It's idiotic to expect Fellaini(£27 million)+Hererra(£28 million) to compete against Steven Davis(£880k) and Victor Wanyama(12.5 million)?



Omo see excuses....

De Gea is truly a fantastic keeper.

codedguy1:
No threat at all. Soton very comfy.

Nobody dey attempt to turn with ball sef. Fellaini cannot control simple ball again, players playing 'make e no spoil for my hand pass' and mostly backwards, no creativity at all.

Tepid and timid play from United.

We lose this game I won't be surprised unless they change in the 2nd half.

Rvp goal sef na gift and [size=18pt]na luck that ball[/size] pass thru the legs of the keeper, if not na miss.

As for the defence, na God go save us.

No be me talk am o

Abeg make second half reach, make pelle net two more.

I hope DJs Ruudie and TVal are standing by

coogar:
was that why your team lost to newcastle?

2 shots all half! TWO!!!!

What an improvement

Southampton has 56.9% posessesion and 6 shots.

Manyoo has 43.1% and 1shot from that awoof goal.

Improved play under LVG

Bimffo abeg on kettle for tea jor.

joeace2020:
i wont...

busted!!!!