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diggz:
Alonso sha... mscheeeew

Very big fool.

One time ball for hazard there

But that lack of cf presence is affecting us

Omo no escape for this huddersfield

Hazard and Willian are doing some nice things

diggz:
Bwuahahahaha Alfa to the rescue

Kpor hor kpor hor.

tng:
haha who would have thought donkeyoko had that kind of finish.

I did.

4 more to go.

*coughs*

Hazard is wasted at cf.

Mehn we need to press these guys in thier half.

Omo were playing the entire game in thier half.

R2bees:
Gucci Mane - I get the bag ( my rap song of the year)

Proper strip club music this.

diggz:
With the way conte sets up the team to play these days, I am not too optimistic with hazard as false 9.

Me too.

But its huddersfield sha

airmark:
Is batshuayi injured or what?

Dunno.

Lools like another softie the way he was hugging hot water bottle last game

Hazard false 9.

HPS3:
Which will you choose?
1) Barcelona through to the quarter final but Messi fails to score.

2) Messi scoring in both legs but Barca gets knocked out??

2 easily.

diggz:
It is a boy!

Blueangel is kuku not a boy.

Thats why i suspect that this mail was sent to a very specific po box in Munich. Row A, Box 40, Munixh post office.

diggz:
I am beginning to suspect dayo with that boy

Which boy?

Is this a mail bro?

raumdeuter:
I always win because of superior logic and facts. I am not trying to brag but only very few chelsea fans here can stand my intelligence
if you are looking for a mentor, I charge a fee

This guyyyyy

This album has surprisingly aged well.

Spent so many nights after work smoking weed, bumping this album and playing FIFA 12 with my flatmates.

When did nyabinghi start selling makeup though?

I thought he was a lecturer.

This post is dedicated to the glory of the greatest footballer that ever kicked a ball on the iberian peninsula - Lord Ororo of Madeira.

May his name be forever honoured amongst men.

pamcode:
I don't know bro I don't scout and not necessarily buying but hoping Drinkwater is in form and injury free and or pray bakayoko miraculously improve.

Bakayoko will improve no doubt. But hes already better than he who must not be named.

bigkesh:
That's how God saved us from this Lukaku oooo.

When I have time I will go through Nihilist's excuse for Lukaku's horrible form,cause i am sure there will be one somewhere.

As for the draw,I am happy....
1) This Barca team isn't really as strong as the LA liga table suggests

2) Barca vs Chelsea is always an interesting tie,we all gonna enjoy.

3)Prime Hazard on the big stage finally,if he can't perform over 2 legs then I am done with him.

Lukaku is now a left strikeback for Manyoo.

His manager sends him on to the pitch to slide tackle opponents at left back position, whike off the pitch, he is being utilised as a mecernary hitman in opposition dressing rooms.

Theres too much going on in Lukakus career right now for hiim to be bothered with the trivial concerns of putting the ball in the back of the net.

elrony:
Have you seen him?

I'm looking for a father of two boys!!!

Muthafucka

Skimpledawg:
Aside Kanteholic, our midfield truly bothers me. Whenever Fab goes nuts, we start running around like headless chickens.

If Kante performs a Herrera on Messi, I'd create an account for him.

Many defenders have issues marking messi becaise his low centre of gravity and godly ball control takes him out of their reach.

Well Kante is also a short man devil and has godly marking and interceptive skills.

Dwarf for dwarf. Cunny man wan die, cunny man go bury am

diggz:
Who will then shield the backline? I don't trust yoko,fab and Drinkwater....

Anyways, we should have David Luiz in the midfield whatever happens maybe that way kante can man mark Messi.

I think that with Messi out of commision, we might have a decent chance at 9 v 9.

I think we should put kante on Messi to do a herrera job.

I belive Kante should be able to do the dirty deed.

Ibime:
Stop pulling lies out the hat to defend your desperate position on Donkeyoko.

Nobody expects Matic to dominate City or be completely dominant against other top teams either. He is not Xavi.

What we do expect him to do is dominate West Ham and at least look like a professional footballer.

https://images2.imgbox.com/b4/47/d640gwIP_o.gif

Nna if na me talk say you dey lie now, you go start to dey vex.

I can dig up posts and reciepts where both yourself and Griffon made those comments last season after City match but theres no point. No be fight.

I just say make i highlight a poor performance by Matic.

Dazall.

Leyqute:
I won't blame Lukaku for that loss 100%. Yes, he is technically lacking, had a horrible game and was hugely unlucky but more questions need to be asked of the Manager Jose Mourinho who sets up his team to defend.

Mourinho is a fvcking coward, a cry baby and an absolute fvckery of a manager. Imagine, the fool had no guts to take the game to his opponent in his own turf. You have been with these guys for more than a year and can't get the necessary players to at least attack your opponent?!!!

It might work against Watford, Soton and even Arsenal but when you meet good teams they'll always punish you severely if you give them the ball too easily. Yesterday we didn't play any fvkcing thing. We lost the ball almost immediately we got it (via goal kick o). And we didn't really attack the opponent. What kind of stvpid tactic is that!?? We had 11 defenders and 3 strikers. Why is this guy killing the morale of these players FFS?!!!

I don talk taya for this matta no be today. We don spit so tey spit don finish for person mouth. It's the same thing over and over again. SMH

Actually, I think the answer is fatigue

Leyqute:
*Sigh*

Okay lemme break it down for you.

Mourinho has a starting 11. Nothing else. No bench, no reserve, no 2nd team.

Other teams are strengthening weak areas with new players, Mourinho is busy doing nothing to strengthen his team.

He is known to consistently use the same team for almost all of his matches, little or no rotation whatsoever. Last season, TerryBailly played all 90 minutes of all 38 EPL matches.

See where the problem is: BODY NO BE FIREWOOD.

At some point in time players get fatigued, injured or simply dip in performance.

Chelsea Manyoo is involved in all 4 competitions, by Jan or February Chelsea's Manyoo's performance'll be soo poor you'd be alarmed. Poor performance coupled with weak legs make teams lose matches.

With improved competition from City n others it won't be long before Chelsea manyoo is kicked out of all competitions.

EPL club mgmts are not patient with poor performance and poor results, Abramovich Woodward is less patient than most EPL club mgmts.

In short, Mou before the end of next season will have to hit the road, Jack...and he won't come back no more no more


Kapish?

I kapish.

Messi will be playing directly against Alonso.

My God.

vicot:
Chelsea Fixtures
13th feb *Barcelona (H)
24nd feb *Man utd(A)
03rd mar *Man city(A)
06th mar *Barcelona(A)


This is witchcraft

We can't even rotate the squad and rest players during that run.

Na wa o

Ibime:
Matic and Herrera both completed 26 passes. Coincidentally no Utd player made more passes.

Alfa meanwhile completed 17 when he faced Manure, which was the worst of the Chelsea midfield.


And Matic never did this either:

https://images2.imgbox.com/b4/47/d640gwIP_o.gif

Im sorry, im not sure what herrera has to do with anything here.

26 passes in 90 minutes is poor on its own. You dont have to look for anybody else to bring into the discussion.


The same city that you and Griffon were shouting Matic would dominate, made Matic look like a schoolboy last night.

It is wot et eez.