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coogar: you are a pathological liar
you have been on elampawa's pënis tip since your first username - you bounce on it like a trampoline. there's actually a rumour that you only come here to look for him & that was why you were extremely happy when i murked nyabingo - little did i know i was doing you a favour by putting your rival down like a dog. i have never heard of 3 nigerian males in a love triangle, this is new to me.



this is NL - provide one proof of one incident where you held an opposing view to elampawa in a general debate. i ain't talking one v one debate about the current price of garri - i mean having a general discussion that involves 3 or more posters.

you have 10 mins to provide your evidence....



you do yourself a disservice when you lie like this. you are a sympathiser for elampiro. if elampiro cüms in a cup, you would add 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar into the content and drink it. sometimes you don't even need sugar to down his seeds!



your snide remarks were too obvious - who doesn't know whom you were referring to. did you not mention this "mr me too" a couple of days ago or you think my eidetic memory is faulty?

you are elampawa's sidekick.....and his cock is like your mercedes. you ride it right like a london driver. you don't even have any shame. elampawa doesn't have to hop to your thread, you are the one who love coming here to lap up his[b] semën.[/b] one day too soon, your wife will come to family section to complain you have[b] elampawa's nudë pictures plastered on your wall.[/b]

repent before the anti-gay lynch mob in nigeria come after you.

Bwahahahahaha

This is hilarious....

I'm not sure what is more disturbing...the fact that you take pride in getting a clearly deranged nyabinghi to post his pics on here....or the fact that you spent a good part of 30 minutes composing your little essay full of homoerotic terms and references...9 to be exact...

I can't think of anything more ridiculous than little miss coogar lying in his bedroom, looking at the poster of justin bieber on his bedroom wall for inspiration for a worthy comeback

I bet you thought your post up there would make you look like a bad man...instead you ended up penning homoerotic lyrics even idris abdulkareem would be ashamed of

Miss coogar, you need to go to bed...I see that the brushing you got last week is still giving you mental problems today.

But we all know you wont go to bed as advised....I'm sure that your army of unknown and unseen monikers are already rising up from the dead to begin liking your posts...

AirborneLacer: And I tell you this, Citeh are in for the title this season.

It's a phucking two-horse race - Us against them!

Too early to call. We haven't even played yet.

Liverpool are looking a lot better at the back with Glen Johnson looking halfway out the 1st eleven

Arsenal are also in for the title if they manage to stay fit....

This year is going to be down who shad the fittest squad the longest,

Injuries to Hazard, Costa and Fabregas and we're suddenly looking very ordinary

coogar: you should go to bed!
you talk a lot of good game yourself but a cursory glance at your posts on this thread reeks of dïck-riding elampawa.

it's funny you accuse starboard as mr echo when all you do is ride elampawa's dïck like benz. i doubt there's ever been a debate where you are opposite elampawa's views.

if he says rooney is the best player in the world, you are on that side. i have never seen you oppose any of his views. you are his yes-man, you even fight his battles for him sometimes when the heat is intense.

before you throw stones, check yourself too!

The only thing I have in common with Elampiro is an appreciation for Rooney's football talents.

Hence I was extremely excited last season when it looked liked Rooney would be joining Chelsea.

Asides that, I've never agreed with anything Elampiro has ever said. And why should I?

This is in stark contrast to your relationship with starboard.

Your phallus is jammed so far down his throat that you pee through his anus.

Starboard has ridden you so many times, you have had to install a sofa in your trousers.

I didn't even have to mention names and everyone already knew who Mr Me Too is/was

So it's no surprise that you've launched such a vehement defence of your partner in deviancy.

Ja rule and his downassbitch

Purist: Manchester United threads have always had the highest number of pages in this section before Elampiro found his way here.



LOL. I see I hit a nerve there. Anyways, sheathe your sword, GustavoFring. I actually enjoy your posts here, so that wasn't exactly a dig at you - just an observation. Worry less about me, as I'm more of a spectator around here.

I guess apologies are in order. My bad.

Purist: Is it just me or does Nihilist spend more time on the United thread than on Chelsea's?

What other thread outside the politics sections offers this much entertainment value?

Don't flatter yourself though, without the Coogar v Elampiro/Nyabinghi rivalry, there would be very little traffic on here...

I can't remember a single thing of interest that you've posted in your 7 years of activity....

In the absence of violence, I dey go crash jare.

Dadehmola: On his day, the Japanese is the master of the craft.
Elampiro, you really need to start accepting rooney's shortcomings, the obvious ones in particular.

I can't believe this man is dissing Rooney like this o...

This is not constructive criticism, this is malicious ayagayagayo behaviour...

Very Cabal-ish.

Elamps do something na?

Dadehmola: Don't tell me you haven't noticed Rooney can't play intricate one-two passes around the opponent's box.

Don't tell me your love for Rooney has blinded you this badly??

Shots fired?

So Elamps had eyes but cannot see?

Elampiro, Dahdemola just sent out 2 speculative shots in your direction...

Elampiro you need to preejaculate on this beef...Pull out early and buss!!!

afrodoc: LOL you too like roforofo, what are you implying? Are you saying Mr Me Too(whoever that is) and codedguy1 are one and the same person?

For us to confirm just tell us who Mr Me Too is then we can analyze their posts for patterns and identifiers

Mr Me Too is an elusive character...he is so much of a chameleon that nobody is really sure who he is...

Nitlad told me that he is also called starboard...

I'm not sure though...can anyone confirm if the poster with that moniker has ever posted an original opinion on this thread?

No support.

We want blood, sweat and tears gaddemit

Or is codedguy1 the replacement for Mr Me Too?

I detect a lot of head nodding and yessir'ing...

Na wa o...see multiple mentions of my moniker

I con dey run down looking for the fight...

Coogar and Elampiro...where is the blood? Where are the broken teeth?

Abeg it's a beautiful summer day here in the midlands o...if I must be distracted, then murder must be on the menu.

By the way, has anyone seen Captain Echo? Or has he been arrested for impersonation?

That's the 3 players transfered out last minute scoring....

coogar: nah!
our major problem is we have a visionless leader in the team. SAF is the greatest manager in the world & he confessed rooney is an idïot who doesn't have the ability to learn quickly.

in a game like today, a leader would whip his team mates into shape, charge them up and squeeze out a decent performance from them. just look at roy keane & how he becomes SAF on the pitch. players have no choice then, they must deliver.

the presence of roy keane on the pitch turned oshea to neymar at highbury. that's what a leader does. i looked at the team today & the leader himself was the biggest culprit of mishit passes. when the head is corrupt, what happens to the rest of the body?

What did Messi do as Argentina Captain?

coogar: and i am telling you he's had 85 league games more to get to that top echelon. give any of the top 5 on that list the same amount of minutes rooney has had and they would be 100+ goals higher than rooney.

rooney has played 85 full games more than henry & still he hasn't outscored him or even cop more assists than henry. there's sheer number & there's efficiency. henry, ruud, drogba, ronaldo, shearer, etc are 100 times better than rooney.

As a Chelsea fan, I believe that the Drog is god...but throughout his career at Chelsea he has scored up to 15 league goals in a season on only TWO occasions

The Shearer that you mention had played 200 more games than Rooney to get his career total.

Van Persie has only had THREE 15 league goal seasons in his entire career

Rooney has been one of the most prolific and consistent players of his generation.

Comparing him to Ronaldo is just silly, as there is only one other player in the world that can currently hold his own against that man.

Rooney will never be good as Messi/Ronaldo...then again, neither will Ibrahimovic....does it make Ibrahimovic a rubbish player?

coogar: this is man utd thread, not chelsea's - we don't count appearances, we count number of minutes. number of appearances is for the novices in football statistics.

a player that played 1 min & the one that completed 90 mins all have the same number of appearance. how's that statistically accurate in the grand scheme of things?

Rooney's in the upper echelon of all time goal scorers in the EPL and his goal per game ratio is very similar to some of his elite peers in that list.

It's no fluke that Rooney is in that esteemed company....He is simply one of the greatest strikers to have ever played in Europe.

codedguy1: Rooney flatters to deceive joh.

For someone shafting United of 300k/pwk he should atleast be doing what Suarez is doing/did for liverpool.

If Rooney has kept on coming 3rd in the last 3 Ballon d'or behind Ronaldo and Messi with a ridiculous amount of goals and excellent performances better than what he has been dishing out. Nobody will complain.

Stop spouting this BS abeg....

Is Van Persie not on 250k per week? Has he ever posted Messi or Ronaldo numbers in entire career?

Or what has Neymar done in his career to justify his 241k weekly salary

Dont let coogar decieve you with his 300k argument.

A player is only worth what a club is willing to pay. United consider Rooney to be worth 300k per week

Dont for a second even think that there are wage brackets that are linked to linear output in football

coogar: shola ameobi & carlton cole are not regarded as pele. they have never played for the best football club in england in the last 11 seasons, they never played under SAF. the comparison is laughable.

rooney has played 28,992 mins in the premier league & he has only 174 goals to show for it.

henry played 21,303 mins in the premier league & he scored 176 goals.

with a difference of 7,689 minutes translating to 85 league games, rooney couldn't outscore thierry henry.

and you think they are equal?

If you want to go that way:

Shearer had a career total of 379 goals in 733 appearances...That's 0.51 goals per game

Henry has a career total as of today of 353 goals in 764 appearances....That's 0.46 goals per game

Rooney has 234 goals in 520 apps including today...that is 0.45 goals per game.

So this goal scoring record in the league is not a fluke...but is actually consistent with the career goal scoring rate of some of the legendary goal scorers....including the aforementioned players and Robin Van Persie(202 in 431, 0.47 goals per game)

coogar: misleading statistics....

how many minutes did it take henry to reach that milestone? how many minutes has rooney played to reach his?

if worker A takes 100 hours to finish a task & the other worker B took 500 hours to finish his.....in your logic, worker A = worker B as long as the job is done?

no wonder you support chelsea.

Shola Ameobi was in Newcastle 1st team squad from 2000 till the end of last season...Why didn't he equal Henry's record?

Carlton Cole made his debut in 2001...why is he not in the top 10 all time EPL scorers?

Rooney is currently 4th all time EPL top goalscorer despite being shunted left flank, right flank and central midfield...and is still only 28 years old....

What else do you want from a nigga?

Same Rooney that is only a goal away from equalling Henry's EPL total flatters to deceive?

Wetin man no go read for this thread?

I'm not sure some of you watched this game at all...

Hernandez was the one destroying the attack.

During pre-season, Welbeck and Rooney could afford to drift wide and act as inverted wingers giving Mata space to operate.

Hernandez was so bad and gave the ball away so many times. He wasn't showing for passes either and was disrupting the flow of the game upfront.

I called this just before the end of 1st half and Van Gaal responding by sending Nani on for Hernandez

Rooney played an ok game today

I'm not sure some of you watched this game at all...

Hernandez was the one destroying the attack.

During pre-season, Welbeck and Rooney could afford to drift wide and act as inverted wingers giving Mata space to operate.

Hernandez was so bad and gave the ball away so many times. He wasn't showing for passes either and was disrupting the flow of the game upfront.

I called this just before the end of 1st half and Van Gaal responded by sending Nani on for Hernandez

Rooney played an ok game today

Dhelake: Looking at those stakes Nihilist posted, I Smh, Not even close, Charlie Austin for first goalscorer even lost a penalty,Lamela, no shot on goal

Bruv nothing has gone as expected today at all...

7 fixtures today, only 2 clean sheets. None of the home teams have registered a win so far

That's why we love the EPL

PvA debut assist btw

And Leicester have fvcking scored!!!!!! 2-2

MrTA: Well formation is whatever. No matter what formation you use if you lack quality, you lack quality.

So Swansea had more quality than United?

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