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Are you not entertained?!!!!!!

Tapout is back yo!!!

And where the fvck is Mr Me Too?

How about you jaykaymaybachz?

You fancy a round in the ring?

Any challengers?

Any takers?

In the mean time, let's keep the challenger warmed up as he waits in the ring...

Coogar...with your black face like baba dudu, with your scatter scatter teeth like james bond bullet.

You mess...e no do puuun, e no do paaaaan...e say go on soun...

Viewing this topic: Tarpout

Is this the return of coogar's greatest nemesis?

LET THERE BE BLOOD

PietroRico: I bet he would be conscious of the time he spends online after this just as a certain old shameless ram now watches what he types whenever he comes to this thread

Shots fired! Shots fired!!!

Three possible targets from that one line.

Coogar, A40 or Airbornelacer....

Pietro are you the next contestant to enter the ring of doom?

coogar: promoter, your boxer has been down by technical knock-out and you have counted 1-10 more than 300 times. please, who's next on the card?
the coog is hungry for blood....

Relax, afrodoc won the first bout by unanimous decision. You swung repeatedly but failed to land convincing blows. You were knocked out and carried away to hospital. in a danfo

If you want a rematch, you have to earn it. Take on another challenger here and show the champ what you're made of.

The champ is currently resting on the shore in the bahamas. You need to do something spectacular to draw him from his holiday

Elampiro taking shots....

Chai...what a wonderful day

Betting discussion for the weekend

A40, airbornelacer, raumdeuter, chic2pimp...your thoughts on this?

Manchester United v Swansea
So here we go again. Despite legitimate concerns about my mental health I've been rolled out for another season by F365 like some crazy uncle at Christmas. I write this while eating a six-pack of out of date Disco's (BBE June 2014) and can say matter of factly that the Red Devils have precious little chance of claiming the league this term. ManYoo will shorten for the title given their easy-ish start to the season but there is too much uncertainty about them defensively to even think about mentioning them in the title shake up.
Betting: Both teams to score at 6/5 (Hills)


Leicester v Everton
The Toffees at odds-against here? Romelu Lukaku on a permanent and Ross Barkley on a long term deal? Boys in the park? Jumpers for goalposts? Just had a little weepy touch of myself.
Betting: Everton to win at 7/5 (Sky Bet)


QPR v Hull
Two words. Charlie f*cking Austin.
Betting: Austin to score first at 6/1 (Bet Victor)


Stoke City v Aston Villa
Villa are my naps to be relegated at 3/1 and WILL kick off the new season with defeat at Stoke. I know a lot of people like to cross reference my picks with 'Lawro's Predictions' on the BBC website. Well to those people I say simply; Go get your f*cking shine box".
Betting: Stoke HT-FT v Aston Villa


West Brom v Sunderland
The Baggies at 5/4? Yeah right. I'd rather kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter. Give me the Black Cats here using a good pulley technique.
Betting: Sunderland to win at 13/5 (Bet Victor)


West Ham v Tottenham
£30million for Eric Lamela. What an embarrassment. But he's another season older and wiser and my hunch is he will bounce back and show people that while rough times don't last, realm folk do.
Betting: Lamela first goalscorer at 9/1 (Stan James)?


Arsenal v Crystal Palace
I was tipped off about Tony Pulis early on Thursday afternoon so remortgaged my 08 plate Clio and smashed into evens about him being the next Premier League boss to leave his post. Suffice to say I lost all of the winnings plus £76 immediately after backing Mikhael Youzhny to beat David Ferrer in the tennis. The moral of the story? If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Betting: Arsenal to win to nil at 5/6 (Sky Bet)


Liverpool v Southampton
I bought a Southampton season ticket this summer. I don't follow them or anything I just felt they way they were selling players there is every chance if I brought my boots and shinnies I'd get a game... Or be sold to Liverpool as a bare minimum. Home win here. Easy.
Betting: Liverpool to win 3-1 at 12/1 (Ladbrokes)


Newcastle v Man City
Good game to round off the first weekend of action and while Alaine De-pardieu has spent cannily this summer, the uncouth efforts of his back & white army with be no match for City's slick effervescence. Yaya scores, and City dominate.
Betting: Yaya Toure - Man of the Match at 6/1 (Bet Victor)

montelik: Today matchcard so far looks like this.

Coogar vs Afrodoc & Coogar vs Nihilist.

Which is the main event and which is the undercard we are yet to tell. No doubt more bouts will be added as the day proceeds.


*grabs front row seat*

See this stale midgetfucking nigga.

I am the ONLY hypeman here...get the fvck out of my seat

nitlad: I hope I have your permission to refer to DaftBoard and A-Fool-At-40 as midgetfuckers during the course of the season?

GRANTED!!

AirborneLacer: Pulis is one man who's well versed in the myriad ways of packing the bus
Palace are falling apart!
I'm having Speroni sold today, I expect the ninja to concede like hell this term.

nateevs: Damn! Ward and Speroni out then.
I thought I had the day to do other things.

Especially as they're playing away at Arsenal this weekend....

Damn...this is going to be a bloody season

nitlad you midgetfucker

you just dey there dey look abi?

you better pick an opponent and enter the ring

Welcome to ESPN Friday Fight Night people.

Afrodoc has won this card by KO

Can we get a new set of combatants in the ring?

I like a royal rumble between A40,Pataki,PietroRico, and Airbornelacer.

These mofos have some serious beef

LET THERE BE BLOOD!!!!!

coogar: and what would this prove? i mean - if you put david cameron's linkedin profile and claim it's yours, how are we going to verify?

abeg, comot for road jare......you know sometimes a fight promoter can get hit in the jaw. don't get involved, remain promoting these fights & let the boxers do their ish.

however, if you want to spar....gather your boxing gloves and hop into the ring. i have been punching niggaz to death since adam met eve in eden.

where's afrodoc?

No be you talk say you get my dossier like I gat shyt to hide. We can easily verify profiles by asking for very specific profile updates

You suppose know say I run from nobody online and off.

Anyways, I agree this aint my fight and I'm only a hype man.

But I can see when a fight needs to be stopped. Your brow is cut and your eye swollen shut from afrodoc's superb combination.

Go and sleep, try your luck tomorrow.

coogar: why are you crying for the bereaved? do you want to get served too? i have a 5-page dossier on yourself as well if you want it.

the coog is versatile, i can shank every one here while having my dïck sucked by a gorgeous mormon neighbour.

this is too easy - it's like experimenting on a lab rat. like i said, if afrodoc recovers from my haymaker, i would eat my shoes. better start writing for him.

i get una time today.....i am the only zeus in this building.

Dossier?

I'll put my LinkedIn details up here now if you agree to do the same

Each person then has to put an predetermined update on their LinkedIn page

Let everybody see who is who

I no run bruv

Zeus ko, Amadioha ni...

coogar: you are a bush man

4G is fibre-optic internet.
you, afrodoc and whoever wants it on NL are not enough to put a scratch on me. bring it on.

if afrodoc recovers from my double-gauge shotgun, i will eat my shoes & my sky remote. you and afrodoc can suck each other's cöck off when he recovers.

coog is out!

You know I work in IT infrastructure right?

4G and Fibre Optic are two completely different things

For one, Fibre Optic is a cabled connection while 4G is wireless

I no get time to school you on this. I've told you to go and sleep.

It's not easy, afrodoc used you to test out some new Tekken Moves that's why you're still seeing stars

coogar: don't use your lack of resources to enjoy internet as an excuse. if you have constant light & fibre optic internet on your mobile, you would have 3 million posts.

jobless doctor!



but my salary is about £53,000 per annum. even if they bring all the infants in your village to do rituals, you cannot make 10% of that in your world of herbalist & witchdoctoring.

animals need love too.
like i have said, follow my lead.

My man, you need first aid. Scratch that, you need the paramedics

The 10 hit combo + fatality by lethal injection that afrodoc delivered has led you into a state of hallucination.

Only God knows what afrodoc put in that syringe...the Ebola virus?

How can you get fiber optic connection on a mobile phone?

Your response is weak as fvck as well.

Go and sleep coogar. You have been offered as the human sacrifice to the gods of football as part of this year's start of season festivities. Better luck next time

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So with Tony Pulis gone, will Crystal Palace remain the defensive lynchpins they became under his tenure....or will they revert to the form from the Holloway days?

I'm certainly tempted to treble up on Arsenal players this weekend.

Sanchez, Ramsey and Giroud all the way....

nateevs: Hi Muki,

Is it right that I am already added to the NPL without physically requesting a join? If it is, then kindly send me the head to head league codes.


Anyone trying the Ultimate Fantasy League?

I'm still contemplating.

This na the real community shield here...

We want a bloody gory start to the new season.

Like Nas said, your fate is sealed, no Heidi Klum

afrodoc: LOL no wonder you think you know it all mr "i assist sheep in giving birth".
You hold on to your misconceptions with eegun ori and refuse to learn anything new(no wonder you couldn't be allowed to treat human beings and you were relegated to be staring at the lame feet of donkeys and the swollen udders of cows the rest of your life).......I DON'T LIVE OR WORK IN NIGERIA

Now that you have confessed that you spend most of the day assisting sheep to give birth and squeezing the udders of cows we finally understand why you always appear so angry and have so much time to post 25 THOUSAND TIMES ON NL.

Tapout said you failed JAMB several times before you were parceled off to the UK to help oyinbo take care of bingo and mehhh
I am sure you got enough experience of how a man can rise up from the dirt from your several failed exams. Please tell us when did you finally give up and consign yourself to the fact that sheep and goats will be your best friends for the rest of your life?


What i am trying to say is that you are the type who is EVERYTHING on the internet but NOTHING in life....

Damn Damn Damn!!!!

Hello is that the police? I would like to report a homicide. Multiple shots fired. Yes I saw the shooter. Black male in a labcoat with an Afro.

WTF!


It's Friday beeches!

coogar: pay attention to details.....
i never called van gaal a liar, i only exposed your illogical stance that our manager had the time to assess players that weren't his players but had to wait a month to assess his own priority.

even a kid of 5 knows you are just spewing poppycocks! if it doesn't make sense, it's definitely untrue. my theory makes every sense in that van gaal was being diplomatic & loyal to his employer.

What illogical stance? It wasn't or isn't my stance...it is Van Gaal's!

The manager said he KNEW the players on the list. Now why would he sanction the transfers if he hadn't seen them play?

Why would he tell every one that e sanctioned the transfer if he didn't?

Why would he lie?

The only person being illogical here is you with your conspiracy theories....

ehn now - where's casillas today & where's lopez? who is still real madrid's captain that lifted the supercup 2 days ago?

Was it not Casillas who was starting Champion's League games last season? Why is it odd for you to find him playing in the supercup?

Coogar...you once claimed that you knew better than Ancelotti when it came to benching Casillas

Now you are calling Van Gaal a liar....

Will it kill you to put your hand up one day and admit you were wrong?

Actually, maybe it will...

raumdeuter: Lets play the game

Bi emi bi?

Why ou dey fear to mention name na?

Abi na me you dey refer to?

Everybody already knows who you are...a PVC-wearing, Hitler-worshiping, midgetfucker who sings the German national anthem at morning devotion, and has a lifesize cutout photo of Schweinsteiger in his living room.

coogar: so as to convince sheeple like y'all there's a working relationship between van gaal & woodward/giggs.

why would van gaal say he needs to assess the squad before considering any further addition & yet signed shaw/herrera he never assessed?

biko, explain that bit.....

And you know that he never assessed them how?

Abi you think a manager had to attend 200 live games to scout a player before he signs him?

And what would happen if the fans don't believe there's a good working relationship? Them go riot?

When you have to start using conspiracy theory keywords like 'sheeple' then you know say wahala don dey.

Next thing you will tell us LVG is really an alien from mars with 4 testicles

afrodoc: I dey tell you. But i trust Gustavo, he is able to hold his own....but if e dey happen e go bloody on both sides sha.
I am willing to provide First Aid to whoever needs it.

I seek no trouble at all o.

But isn't it curious that all the regulars on this thread have very unique identifiers?

Elampiro - Multiple stats and a love for Rooney

Binghinaya and his graduation gown

Dahdemola and his style of crossing out posts he disagrees with. Hates cleverly

Coded01 for spamming everywhere with pics

Chrisley for his textspeak hates young and Valencia

Sailorxy always asking for dstv schedule like his decoder doesn't have TV guide.

Yourself for your medical references, sly jabs and constant references to Anderson's weight

MrTa for his pseudoacademic posting style

Ruudie for his constant use of multiple exclamation marks and blind faith and unshakeable optimism

And then there is Mr Me Too....who is only known for being a human echo

No offence to anybody o.

Just my 2 kobo

coogar: he was shown the list of the players united had almost completed buying. negotiations & official bids had been tendered for shaw/herrera way before van gaal was even considered for the job.

how could he have stopped such transfers? cheiiiiii - i need to bring my english tutor here to educate you sheeple on how to comprehend simple lines. shaw/herrera are woodward signings, not van gaal's. van gaal said he would assess his squad first before buying anyone else.

Are you saying Van Gaal is lying?

Lying to the world and to himself?

For what na?

Why would a man willing tell the millions of fans that he sanctioned a transfer when he didn't?

Maybe Woodward was holding his family hostage in a Salford warehouse...

afrodoc: [/b]

It appears too complex an idea for Coogar

Pray tell who is this part 2 of the cabal?

He will be here soon.

This had got to be the funniest argument in the world.

The man said very clearly that:

a)He was shown a list of potential players to buy

b)He saw 2 players on the list that he liked and...

c)He gave his approval for their purchase, because he liked them which implies that....

d)He could have stopped the transfers if he wanted to, as he had seen the list BEFORE the transfers

Is this so hard to grasp?

At least Coogar gives his (faulty)opinion and is willing to die for it...

It's the part 2 of the cabal who is always willing to die for Coogar's ideas that makes me lmao everytime

AirborneLacer: Can be a handful for defs on some occasions.

That I cant say for Mikel.

TBH I've got this gut feeling that Mikel would leave. Who knows this could be the breakthrough season for Ginkel

Na joke I dey joke.

You don't need to be a prophet to see who is being referred to here

AirborneLacer: Taxi for Mikel

I suspect it's Willian

lastpage: BIG NO! Thats not the point l was making!!
I will not even "insult you" 'cos l am very sure you are just trying to "form small-small intelligence" when it is obvious you cant even reason on small things like we are discussing here.
Now, without trying to repeat myself, this is the summary:
1.) before you accused someone of being a gang-member, you must HAVE/SHOW PROOF! That poster just made that wild assertion (for a dead man who could not even come out to speak for himself!) without offering ANY PROOF!
2.) The burden of proof is on the accuser, not for the "accused" to come up with proof to DENY the accusation.
In law, everyone is assumed INNOCENT (read: NOT a gang member),....... unless PROVED GUILTY with EVIDENCE.
For all intent and purposes, ALL INFORMATION AVAILABLE about the boy does not show any relationship to him being a gang member .....
thus, we cannot assume he is a gang member!
Except you think studying and trying to better your life by going to college or walking with your babe on the street, to go greet your GrandMa and running away from the Police with your hands up in the air (surrender! Gang members carry gun and shoot at Police, not runaway in surrender) ...makes one a gang member!
BTW: I agree with the part about not "struggling" with an armed person, even if all you wanted to do was "get away" from unlawful arrest.
But this is the "Police" who are trained on weapons handling and good judgement ..... except they lose all those training "If they are White Police, and are dealing with Black people,... in Oyinbo-land".
Kapish now?
Lastpage!
Parting shot: Ask yourself this question: How many WHITE "UNARMED" MEN have been killed with as much as 30 BULLETS in one go?
What does the "use of 30-Bullets" on one person tell you? Just calm down and think about this question, please.

You should take your own advice.

This was the original post:

EnlightenedSoul: Apparently the kid is a gang member (Bloods), and eyewitness accounts are telling us that there was an altercation wherein the young man made a grab for the officers gun. Still, I'll reserve my judgement until all the facts are out & confirmed 100%.

Poster said she had heard the boy was a gang member but was reserving her judgement until she knew all the facts

This was your response:

lastpage: Am sorry to say this, but you are a complete dolt!
How can you call him a gangster? have you even seen his picture at all? From his face you will know that this one is real "Omo Mummy"!
This guy was supposed to start college TWO DAYS before he was murdered.

One person decided to wait for all the facts to emerge before making an informed judgement. The other made an uninformed judgement based on LOOKS and an impending college admission

Can you honestly tell us who the dolt is here?