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Bimfo: Pls, If U dey craze, No bring am come my Side.. because my Own craze be like the Combination of Rabbies and Ebola..

Yekpa!!!!

E jor o...Rabies ati Ebola!!!!

Rabola ni yen o.

Go on soun jare Oga bimfo

Alapomefa.

Henrick007: fill in the gap..... Put am for tea......., put am for coffee..... Put am for akamu e go disolve one time,......

COWBELL!!!!!

UjSizzle: I bata go n'obodo oma ee ebe mmiri something something....

Barka du sallah something something Abinchi...

I think that's how the Hausa verse started.

The Yoruba rap was mad too

A ki yin kabo so ri iluwa?

Don't remember now...

JbravoAdodger: Hey!! Joy girl, somethin somethin somethin

When ur around u can see, all the guys can't help but stop and seeeee....

You've got that joy girl qualityyyy...

Wow Diaris God mos def cuz I feel spiritual rite now

And #bringbackourchildhood!!

Reminds me of Nigeria 99 oh God

Welcome to Africa, Welcome to Nigeria 99
Welcome to the land where milk and honey flows...

Choco Choco Choco Milo!!!

Parlesoda gbe gbe igbe mi...well maybe not those exact words

And that film Naughty Jeff...

The soundtrack was something like "Naughty Jeff be a good boy Naughty Jeff...be a goooood boy Naughty Jeff"

This was back when Francis Duru was the Macaulay Caulkin-ish of Nollywood

Speak Out....Speak Out for the world to see...Speak Out

KiddieVision 101

I know theses aren't Ads but I can't forget the theme songs

Damn even the theme music for Newsline was iconic...

The Cadbury Ads for Dairy Milk on Saturday Morning...

Flourish toothpaste.

That guy using his extra bright teeth to signal helicopters from the ground

There used to be one for a pain killer as well which I don't remember now...wasn't a Panadol though.

Isuzu tiger ads as well during breaks in Sledgehammer


Or that Classic NTA channel 5 ad that started with Chubby Checker's "come on baby! Let's do the twist" before switching to Onyeke Onwenu's "Iyogogo"

Or the Limca ads

“My opinion, and the opinion of my players, is that Fabregas is the right player to occupy that central position in midfield. Fabregas is the player we need to modify a little bit the profile of our game, which we need. We want to give the next dimension to our game in midfield and Fabregas is this kind of player which I like to call ‘the seven’, because he’s not the six and he’s not the eight. Normally the seven is the winger, I also call the seven the guy in midfield who’s not the six, he’s not the eight. Or he’s a six and eight at the same time. So he’s a seven and we need him a lot.”

Jose Mourinho on Fabri-pass

Pataki:

Ninny, shame no let you play again?

Another trophy in the kitty. Show us your trophy??

Awon specialist in failure!

Congratulations on your win.

Your boys played very well against the champions and the win was well deserved.

You mean nobody has actually questioned this photo over 4 pages of comments?

How do we know that that is Damboa?

I see a burnt out truck, a road, a hole in the road, and some men with guns...and nothing to indicate anything at all.

Not even a single house?

Anyone watching the pre game build up?

Pellegrini was just asked if he was happy with the strength of his squad, and he was talking about how some of his players were still not immediately match fit..players like Aguero, Silva, Lampard, Mangala, and Sagna

Done deal then...

It's been a long time since we last rolled out the drums on this thread.

Abeg na who hold studio key?

So you guys haven't noticed that you are both right?

The Sturridge-Suarez-Sterling combo was so fluid that they played and interchanged across the frontline.

You guys are like Batman and the Joker. You need each other

raumdeuter: I kid you not. This was the text a random stranger sent me after the world cup finals

"My ñame is Brian I was the tall guy cheering for Argentina but your passion bleeds....love it! Cheers!"

Of course with my pictures to go with it. *I did the Robben power slide in the bar after the Gotze goal*

No doubt as to what kind of bar that was, if a random stranger manages to get your phone number, and send you pictures of yourself, while introducing himself as the 'tall guy'

Dayokanu you better stay in Texas, your activities are illegal in our great country...

afrodoc: I am telling you. Tiote?
Dayo your beloved Germans produced Hitler and allowed Napoleon to piss all over their kingdoms,dethrone their kings record his greatest victories on their soil and reconstitute their territories.
The British on the other hand were the last bastion of civilization against those 2 despots. Dayo say thank you to William Pitt the Younger and Winston Churchill......give honor to whom its due

Dayokanu has a shrine to Hitler in his bedroom.

His son's middle name is Adolf, and his family sings the German national anthem during morning devotion.

Dayokanu is the only black member of the KKK

If the Nazis had conquered Africa, Raumdeuter would be holding public office by now.

Only a brain-dead Uncle Ruckus wannabe would claim that he would buy Tiote over Yaya at Real Madrid.

Tiote?

Really?

@chelseafc is tweeting a live commentary.

I'm stuck in traffic and following the game that way...

In theory

Petr Cech is a striker in theory

John Terry is a winger in theory

And Beyoncé is my girlfriend in theory.

Life in theory is so much better than the real world.

pkasso: City started last season with a 442 with Toure and Fernandinho in midfield flanked by two of either Silva, Nasri or Navas with Aguero playing slightly behind Dzeko/Negredo.This formation was employed 19 times.Meaning Yaya is a CAM in theory with the formation looking like a 4132 when City break forward.Navas, Silva and Nasri rarely start together in a 4231, so how i don't understand how Toure plays as CDM.A double-pivot at City is more likely to be Garcia-Fernandinho with Yaya up front with Silva and Nasri.

pkasso: City started last season with a 442 with Toure and Fernandinho in midfield flanked by two of either Silva, Nasri or Navas with Aguero playing slightly behind Dzeko/Negredo.This formation was employed 19 times.Meaning Yaya is a CAM in theory with the formation looking like a 4132 when City break forward.Navas, Silva and Nasri rarely start together in a 4231, so how i don't understand how Toure plays as CDM.A double-pivot at City is more likely to be Garcia-Fernandinho with Yaya up front with Silva and Nasri.

pkasso: City started last season with a 442 with Toure and Fernandinho in midfield flanked by two of either Silva, Nasri or Navas with Aguero playing slightly behind Dzeko/Negredo.This formation was employed 19 times.Meaning Yaya is a CAM in theory with the formation looking like a 4132 when City break forward.Navas, Silva and Nasri rarely start together in a 4231, so how i don't understand how Toure plays as CDM.A double-pivot at City is more likely to be Garcia-Fernandinho with Yaya up front with Silva and Nasri.

pkasso: Fail! 442 was City's default formation for most of last season.His stats in CAM are clearly from a 4231.

Really?

afrodoc: Let me help pkasso though i don't know him from Adam

Acoording to his source Toure played as a CM 24 times, as a CDM 9 times and as CAM only 5 times.
Also Toure's best stats were as a CM and CDM......he scored 0 goals and made only 1 assist as a CAM

Abeg leave matter for Mathias my able doctor.

While Man dey dodge Ebola for real life, prikasso is trying to bring e-bola to the internet.

I just tire for the en own kind of gbolo

pkasso: Clearly, a case of the above.No attacking midfielder in the setup.

Can you just answer the questions we asked?

How many times did Toure play as an AM according to your reference source?

And who was CAM and CDM in united's 442 last season?

Before Mata signed for United and even afterwards, Moyes lined his boys up in a 442

Pkasso can you please tell us who was the CDM and who was the CAM?

pkasso: Toure started in Central midfield.In a basic 442 formation, there is always an attack-minded midfielder paired with a destroyer to break up play.Very rarely do teams employ two destroyers in the middle of the park.Which effectively makes Toure a CAM and Fernandinho a CDM.

That's not what whoscored said is it?

Tell us what whoscored said PrickAssHole!!!

ritchboy: This PrickAssO chap isn't very bright, is he?

Not at all.

Pkasso I see you viewing this thread. You were so quick to quote whoscored earlier.

Please tell us how many games Toure played as an AM.

coogar: because a midfielder that gets to take penalties regularly will outscore the one that doesn't. it's simple logic. it means toure could play shyte all day & score a hatrick. all he has to do is score from 12 yards with only the goalie to beat.


dietmar hamann
"yaya toure is a defensive liability"

Didi Hamman is not even qualified to talk about Yaya Toure.

Yaya Toure has 6 league winners medals in 4 countries and has won African best 3 times...

Didi should go away and reflect on his less illustrious career.

pkasso: No need getting your knickers in a twist, boy.By your logic, Angel Di Maria and Xabi Alonso played the same position since they were both playing in Central midfield.You are a lost cause!

Prickasso tell us how many games whoscored says Toure played as an AM