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MasterKim:
72yr old woman farming alone.
I smell eastern lies

Is Ondo State in the east?

dakeskese:
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This is a sponsored post by the daughter to tarnish the mum's reputation so as to be able to go after her secondary school lover.
Oh, Okafor's Law! what hath thou done to dis gal o!!!!

You have no grounds for doubting the poor girl's story. Believe it or not, I've seen mothers who are far more evil than the one so portrayed.

What about science writers?

NatureBoy91:
If you were asked to choose a Biblical Hero or Heroine. Who would you choose and why?
Mine: King David.
Reason: He was a King, Priest and also a Prophet.

Mine: Judas Iscariot

Reason: By betraying the cowering and hesitant Christ, he fastened our "salvation"

My mum used 2 rub pepper in our eyes and lock us up 4 hours in a pit latrine!

All these and more is being seriously dealt with on this thread: "The Creation Chronicles—Random Thoughts of Non Believing Believer." Check it out guys.

Search for this thread "The Creation Chronicles—Random Thoughts of Non Believing Believer" & I believe you will surely find the answers u so itch for.

The word of the lord as (so far) revealed unto his true and most humble prophets: …Vesto Slipher, Albert Einstein, Alexander Friedman, Edwin Hubble, Georges Lemaître, Howard Robertson, Arthur Walker, Ralph Alpher, Robert Herman, George Gamow, Arno Penzias, Robert Wilson, Robert Dicke, and Dave Wilkinson, etc.


1) In the beginning was the Universe, i.e. everything that exists, including the stuff we all are made of.

2) And the Universe was unity, and the Universe was homogeneous and isotropic (i.e. very nearly uniform).

3) It was also unbelievably titchy, extremely dense and immeasurably hot!

4) All things were created from this cauldron of immense primordial energy, without which not one thing was created that has been created.

5) Life was in it, and that life was the light of creation (CMB).

6) The light shined forth from the beginning, yet men did not comprehend it because ages, upon ages before the emergence, multiplication and dispersal (from Africa) of the first humans—prior to the domination and contamination of the biosphere by their descendants—it was no longer ocular.

7) Indeed when God created the Universe, neither the Heavens, gaseous and fiery as they might be, nor the Earth, cold and dense as it is—talk less any form of water, with any kind of face upon which anything could hover—were made; not even anywhere remotely related to the beginning, never mind in the beginning.

In reality the formation of any of these entities was completely out of the question because, let it be emphasized, in its primordial state the Universe was singular, very uniform (homogeneous and isotropic), infinitesimally small (all the mass of the Universe was concentrated into a single sub microscopic point), hence infinitely dense and, therefore, unimaginably hot.

9) At this point, the Universe can be said to have been the ultimate black hole or, according to Reverend Lemaître, “the primeval atom,” which is the divine Singularity beyond which the concept of time becomes meaningless, general relativity collapses, nothing can yet be fathomed and all remain entirely speculative. Based on the latest revelations, this original state of the Universe existed about 14 billion years ago!

10) As the spirit of God hovered over the Singularity, God saw that all was hot and dense and that life (as we know it) could not be contemplated for aeons upon aeons!

11) And God said, Let there be a cooling of the Universe: and the singularity exploded and expanded from a sub microscopic entity to the size of the solar system in less than a second, causing the Universe to cool and evolve from this original hot dense state into the vast, diluted and much cooler cosmos we currently inhabit. The start of this expansion, which continues to this day, marked the origin of space and the beginning of time (as we know it)!

12) Indeed, one of the great cosmic mysteries remain the 1998 observations by the Holy Space Telescope (HST) which showed that the aforementioned expansion is now accelerating, thereby ushering in a hitherto unknown fudge factor (the mysterious force now being called Dark Energy and which constitutes 74% of the energy density of the universe and has a gravitationally repulsive effect that is pushing galaxies within the observable Universe further and further apart and at an ever increasing speed) into the already barely discernable and fleeting nature of reality. (Whosoever reads, let them ponder and wonder, for these revelations are overwhelmingly staggering but can at the same time be spiritually uplifting and positively mind expanding.)

13) Approximately 10−37seconds into the cooling process, a phase transition initiated by The Almighty caused a cosmic inflation, during which the Universe expanded exponentially.

14) After the inflationary epoch, God said, Let there be a primordial soup of fundamental particles: and the Universe became a sizzling plasma of leptons (of which there are a total of six in the current chronicles of matter, namely the electron, the moun and the tau particles together with their associated neutrinos), quarks and gluons (Quarks and gluons being the fundamental particles from which baryons or normal particles of matter such as neutrons and protons are made), as well as other elementary particles such as the Higgs boson or the God Particle, which acts as a force carrier that mediates the interactions between other fundamental particles of matter thereby conferring mass on all of creation. These are some of the revealed building blocks of matter and in the early Universe they existed side by side with their antiparticles!

15) Please, let the reader note that the existence of the God Particle was first prophesized by the Apostles Peter Higgs, François Englert, R. Brout, G. S. Guralnik, C.
R. Hagen, and T. W. B. Kibble in the 1964 PRL vision and was later revealed onto the Priests and Priestesses of the Most High in the ATLAS and CMS Tabernacles at the Holy Temple of Particle Physics, otherwise known as the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), at CERN (the European Centre for Nuclear Research), Geneva, Switzerland in 2012.

16) Note also that until about three decades ago, it was generally believed that the universe was composed entirely of baryonic matter (or normal matter) from which everything that we know of, including the heavens and the earth, is made. However, in the past few decades, there has been ever more visions indicating the existence of some kind of exotic non-baryonic matter in the Universe, the so called Dark Matter, which has never been directly detected but has been determined, via observations of its gravitational effect on ambient baryonic matter, as constituting 22% of the mass in the universe which, together with Dark Energy (74%), leaves just a meagre 4% for baryonic matter. (By all means, but with the utmost humility, let the pondering and wondering continue.)

This is the word of the Lord.

...to be continued

"Let them bring them forth, and show us what shall happen: let them show the former things, what they be, that we may consider them, and know the latter end of them; or declare us things for to come.
Show the things that are to come hereafter, that we may know that ye are gods: yea, do good, or do evil, that we may be dismayed, and behold it together.”—Isaiah 41:22-23



The word of the lord as (so far) revealed unto his true and most humble prophets: …Vesto Slipher, Albert Einstein, Alexander Friedman, Edwin Hubble, Georges Lemaître, Howard Robertson, Arthur Walker, Ralph Alpher, Robert Herman, George Gamow, Arno Penzias, Robert Wilson, Robert Dicke, and Dave Wilkinson, etc.

1) In the beginning was the Universe, i.e. everything that exists, including the stuff we all are made of.

2) And the Universe was unity, and the Universe was homogeneous and isotropic (i.e. very nearly uniform).

3) It was also unbelievably titchy, extremely dense and immeasurably hot!

4) All things were created from this cauldron of immense primordial energy, without which not one thing was created that has been created.

5) Life was in it, and that life was the light of creation (CMB).

6) The light shined forth from the beginning, yet men did not comprehend it because ages, upon ages before the emergence, multiplication and dispersal (from Africa) of the first humans—prior to the domination and contamination of the biosphere by their descendants—it was no longer ocular.

7) Indeed when God created the Universe, neither the Heavens, gaseous and fiery as they might be, nor the Earth, cold and dense as it is—talk less any form of water, with any kind of face upon which anything could hover—were made; not even anywhere remotely related to the beginning, never mind in the beginning.

In reality the formation of any of these entities was completely out of the question because, let it be emphasized, in its primordial state the Universe was singular, very uniform (homogeneous and isotropic), infinitesimally small (all the mass of the Universe was concentrated into a single sub microscopic point), hence infinitely dense and, therefore, unimaginably hot.

9) At this point, the Universe can be said to have been the ultimate black hole or, according to Reverend Lemaître, “the primeval atom,” which is the divine Singularity beyond which the concept of time becomes meaningless, general relativity collapses, nothing can yet be fathomed and all remain entirely speculative. Based on the latest revelations, this original state of the Universe existed about 14 billion years ago!

10) As the spirit of God hovered over the Singularity, God saw that all was hot and dense and that life (as we know it) could not be contemplated for aeons upon aeons!

11) And God said, Let there be a cooling of the Universe: and the singularity exploded and expanded from a sub microscopic entity to the size of the solar system in less than a second, causing the Universe to cool and evolve from this original hot dense state into the vast, diluted and much cooler cosmos we currently inhabit. The start of this expansion, which continues to this day, marked the origin of space and the beginning of time (as we know it)!

12) Indeed, one of the great cosmic mysteries remain the 1998 observations by the Holy Space Telescope (HST) which showed that the aforementioned expansion is now accelerating, thereby ushering in a hitherto unknown fudge factor (the mysterious force now being called Dark Energy and which constitutes 74% of the energy density of the universe and has a gravitationally repulsive effect that is pushing galaxies within the observable Universe further and further apart and at an ever increasing speed) into the already barely discernable and fleeting nature of reality. (Whosoever reads, let them ponder and wonder, for these revelations are overwhelmingly staggering but can at the same time be spiritually uplifting and positively mind expanding.)

13) Approximately 10−37seconds into the cooling process, a phase transition initiated by The Almighty caused a cosmic inflation, during which the Universe expanded exponentially.

14) After the inflationary epoch, God said, Let there be a primordial soup of fundamental particles: and the Universe became a sizzling plasma of leptons (of which there are a total of six in the current chronicles of matter, namely the electron, the moun and the tau particles together with their associated neutrinos), quarks and gluons (Quarks and gluons being the fundamental particles from which baryons or normal particles of matter such as neutrons and protons are made), as well as other elementary particles such as the Higgs boson or the God Particle, which acts as a force carrier that mediates the interactions between other fundamental particles of matter thereby conferring mass on all of creation. These are some of the revealed building blocks of matter and in the early Universe they existed side by side with their antiparticles!

15) Please, let the reader note that the existence of the God Particle was first prophesized by the Apostles Peter Higgs, François Englert, R. Brout, G. S. Guralnik, C.
R. Hagen, and T. W. B. Kibble in the 1964 PRL vision and was later revealed onto the Priests and Priestesses of the Most High in the ATLAS and CMS Tabernacles at the Holy Temple of Particle Physics, otherwise known as the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), at CERN (the European Centre for Nuclear Research), Geneva, Switzerland in 2012.

16) Note also that until about three decades ago, it was generally believed that the universe was composed entirely of baryonic matter (or normal matter) from which everything that we know of, including the heavens and the earth, is made. However, in the past few decades, there has been ever more visions indicating the existence of some kind of exotic non-baryonic matter in the Universe, the so called Dark Matter, which has never been directly detected but has been determined, via observations of its gravitational effect on ambient baryonic matter, as constituting 22% of the mass in the universe which, together with Dark Energy (74%), leaves just a meagre 4% for baryonic matter. (By all means, but with the utmost humility, let the pondering and wondering continue.)

This is the word of the Lord.

...to be continued

Pls can someone tell me how to post topic on nairaland.

seunwen2:
There is no bit of lie in that proud to be a #physicists

Physicists are the High Priests of the Creator of the Universe!

Billyonaire: We can start with nucleonic fission technology, the Aerial vehicles that UFOs used are based on this nuclear module. Fusion mechanisms will be safer, no one should attempt the fission module. Its highly destructive. Then, the machines should adopt NOT the vertical projection or parabola of our regular space ships but should revolve, that speed will beat speed of light. I did my research but here I am stucked in Nigeria where there is no technology to transform my research to modules.

U know, u're actually an empty vessel.

victorazy: (11) Moon has no light of its own

(12) The Moon is geologically dead.

Ray McBlue: Can anybody tell me what Kpomo means in English?

It means KANDA.

jennyclaudio: Yes I said this man will do more in 2015.gej the peoples choice igbos ar behind deal wit all these useless hausas

Ur level of ignorance is pathetic. D Hausas are not involved in this crisis. Get some education please.

Dr Walter: ADO DEN haag(Eredivisie)

Source?

Dr Walter: He is on loan

To where? Source, pls.

Teenzy: I wonder why some guys are vexing cos of dis ish....did d girl beg u 2 date her..if u cant handle it den free d babe.

Old women & dry bones.

osaass: Have you been there before??

U don't need 2 travel 2 d sun 2 know the events taking place on its surface or even @ its core. A little research will take u there.

nukoduss: Africa with Black mentality
BLack Jesus indeed
RIP jesus

PNG is not in Africa, Thank u very much.

nukoduss: Africa with Black mentality
BLack Jesus indeed
RIP jesus

PNG is not in Africa, pls.

jworos: D default settins 4 google is 10 result per page,to save urself d stress of goin 2 oda pages change it to 100 per page,u wont v to go to d nxt page if u dnt fynd wat u'r lukin 4.

Please how do we change the default settings?

peteredimeh: .lol can introverts ever be ADHD patient?

Yeah 4 sure. Lol, U're a perfect example.

peteredimeh: .lol can introverts ever be ADHD patient?

Yeah 4 sure. U're a perfect example.

chiover: Some states? Please list the states

Education is free up 2 secondary level in most of the core North. In some states there are added incentives like cash handouts 2 parents 2 encourage child enrolment.

Billyonaire: Science is a learner where mysticism is, brain2brain and soul2soul communication dates back to ancient days, and is very much in use today by those who desire favors. Its simple exercise possibly accomplished at quietest hours of the nights. Dont ask me how.

What are d benefits of such modes of 'communication' to humanity & what are their contributions to the betterment of d human condition.

Billyonaire: Science is a learner where mysticism is, brain2brain and soul2soul communication dates back to ancient days, and is very much in use today by those who desire favors. Its simple exercise possibly accomplished at quietest hours of the nights. Dont ask me how.

And what has been the contribution of such 'communication' 2 d betterment of d human condition.

EverestdeBliu: hit "like" if u believe that JESUS rules over all sciences

This is not about science and Jesus. Thank u very much.

naturalwaves: With the way I laugh anytime I read his posts, anyone around will just wonder what is cracking me up so much. I read one of his old posts yesterday when he was advicing someone on how to be intimate. Omo, if your belly no get correct elasticity, he go burst. Very funny guy.

Please post the link to the thread. Thanks

Omoluyi: the constitution says he should transmit a letter which he has done. Which one is addressing the people? Doing that is discretional and not constitutional

If truly if has recovered the least he can do is come out & say thank u to his teeming supporter & well wishers who have stood by him & prayed 4 his recovery througout this trying period (10 months)

Odunharry: end time ke?na pipu lyk u go see any red rope 4 ground u go say na witch dy do u...GuY WAKE UP

I believe the guy was only being sarcastic.

kennyonthrone: Xcuse me. Wanna learn sumtin fro dis,does it mean dat muslims dont kip dogs or wat? Jst curious

Unbelievable as it might sound 2 u, they don't.