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Wtf! Did I just read?

I had same symptoms last week but now I'm okay.

lordmayor2013:
I'm busy now, will come back to comment.

STUDENT DON CALL LECTURER BABY FOR ONLINE CLASS. NA THE MATA I DEY SETTLE SINCE

Bro how far? You never give us update oo

gabbrri:
I am typing this massage because i just escaped a deadly temptation in the hands of my sister inlaw aged 17 yrs .. I am an artisan that closes work 7pm on a daily basis sundays exceptional and you know man gats drink one or two before reaching home , the issue here is that any time i reach for my fridge at night to get water to step down the one or two i always see her sleeping in a tempting position cos she sleeps in the parlour of course i do tell my wife of not being comfortable with her sleeping positions but my talk fall into deaf ears as nothing changes . this morning i saw a very[b]raw p****y[/b] right before me wide open like chicken wey aboki display for show glass ready for massive devour, omor na only God save me and her today as my wife is fast asleep... You cant inmagine what happened to my jboy no be small sparking oo because no be me hold the remote control of my thing. My people i am planning on sending her away by morning as i cant take it no more note before i am not a fan of house help... Will i be wrong sending her away?

Pls do they have cooked pu**y?

Is that not Nivea roll on masked with condom?

Guy I can bet with my left scrotum that what you took is not Lipton but dried pawpaw leaf

This one is confused

Paccus:
Frank may not post again till next year
Na so Franknetter dey do

I beg you in the name of what ever god you serve,pls don't loud it.

Humanoid01:
Guy how far na? You don watch am?

I still dey reason am fess

The movie dey my flash drive

fighal:
Lol... we one change career ooo

Hahaha why Na?

FrankNetter:
by getting a visa?

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaa baba Frank is back oo

*see how this nigga got me jumping like lunat...*

Hadampson oga don show face oo

anthonyuncle:
as u be foreigner, u fit go dey do promise & fail to girls.

until da day wey ur dick go curve back to ur groin

See this nigga oo

Nice innovation

I dedicate this ftc to my honourable Comrade Nyseom Ezenwo wike the Emperor of Rivers state for relaxing the lockdown for some days.

anthonyuncle:
go see a virologist coz u might be during suffering from a virus infection.

but by da way,

u sure say u never go do promise & fail to one girl just to chop & clean mouth?

maybe she don carry ur sperm go meet one iya for ijebu...

pray o

Nigerian people sef

michlins:
Dear 2020.

From all of us who are already tired of the sad news, I beg you to take a chill. Give us a single reason to smile. Waking up every morning becoming scary. From left to right are lots of bad news.

How can these people exercise social distancing and other required measures to stay safe from this pandemic.

Two days ago,a woman was electrocuted and to think she came to my house to grind her beans makes it a bigger loss.


Once again, take it easy on us

Telling you man.
I'm not adding this year to my age,the year has been used before smh

JasonScoolari:
The pains his immediate family will go through will be unbearable....



"Stay alive for those who love you"

That's my message for anyone contemplating suicide.

You wont understand untill you feel it
Sometimes life become useless

Nyesome Ezenwo Wike dness the lion of the tribe of Rivers state

Hollywood actor Gregory Tyree Boyce, and his Nigerian girlfriend found death
Oga blogger blogger

Same here dear.
My own worst

fighal:
So make we dae laff?
If GOD check my twitter profile na only prayer points wey I retweet full there..
GOD answer my prayers abeg...
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Watch out for F.IGHALO in the very nearest future..
SoCcer is LIFE

Bro how far?

Spreads mat and grabs popcorn and coke.

Na Una get time for boyfriend and girlfriend.

#TeamSingle

In First Book of Chris Brown Chapter 4:2
It says & i quote "This Hoes Ain't Loyal"[/quote]

SultanOfAbia

obiekunie2:
u dey call lala and seun to carry porn put for front page abi?

since when did Nairaland became a porn site?

abi u no sabi road to pornhub??

nansense!























































but men to yansh this girl go be paradise!
you go even confuse where to chop most so tay in your greed to chop all the goodies at once you fit nyua ogbu before the start whistle is blown!



that is if the yonder no dey stink like dead fish grave!

How many personalities have you got dude?

Herr to park my olomplane