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Today i must get married whether the devil likes it or yes |
In his bed |
Lesotho [quote author=isale_gan2]Zambian [/quote]Lesothozichy: ebirayou're from Ebira? |
Whoever did this preview is damn good check out my preview |
Wait oh! Wetin Walcott and Chamberlain dey do, why pelvic injury na? Please check awt ma predictions |
Van Persie won't be available so Man UTD will lose or draw |
CRYSTAL PALACE V ARSENAL 11:45am (GMT) Crystal palace's interim manager Keith Millen has a tough debut in his hands, Ian Holloway parted company with Palace by mutual consent earlier this week. Palace has just one win from their past eight premier league games. Arsene Wenger's team are in top form and have Wilshere as an injury problem. They are top of the laegue. PREDICTION: An away win, could be a goal rout. LIVERPOOL VS WEST BROMWICH ALBION 2pm (GMT) Liverpool have conceded more goals from set pieces than any other team this season. Liverpool are third in the table but their recent record against visitors West Brom is not good, The Baggies have won their last three encounters. Leiva Lucas, Phillipe Coutinho has returned to training. Jose Enrique is out with a thigh injury. With Suarez and Sturridge up front the "deadly duo" could lift The Reds above The Baggies PREDICTION: a win for Liverpool buh narrow scoreline. MANCHESTER UNITED VS STOKE CITY 2pm (GMT) United has Robin Van Persie, Rio Ferdinard, Nemanja Vidic, Danny Welbeck and Tom Cleverley remain on the sidelines. With Wayne Rooney in top form, Stoke City will be looking at their defensive tactics. United has just won a game in their last four EPL matches. Ryan Shawcross and Geoff Cameron are out for Stoke City. City has managed just four goals in their eight league matches. So far they've drawn four blanks in their last five games PREDICTION: a goalless draw BARCELONA V REAL MADRID 4pm (GMT) It's another El-Classico, one of the most watched games in the world. The two Biggest signings of the summer Neymar for Barcelona, Gareth Bale to Real Madrid. Neymar getting more goals and games than the Biggest signing YET. Barca go into the game in the game in the rare position of not having won in their last two games. While Real Madrid not impressive in the la liga. Though Ronaldo and Di Maria have been sizzling in their past games. PREDICTION: A narrow win for Los Blancos ![]() BAYERN MUNCHEN Vs HERTHA BSC 1:30pm (GMT) Hertha Berlin face a daunting task at Allianz Arena having lost heavily there in their last two games 4-0 and 6-0. Hertha travel south with the intention of beating Bayern. Bayern last lost at home against Leverkusen last year. PREDICTION: Bayern wins convincingly. SCHALKE 04 VS BORRUSIA DORTMUND 1:30pm (GMT) Schalke and Dortmund meet for the 143rd time this saturday at the Revierderby. Schalke wish to continue their winning streak which last happened in the 60's. Dortmund will like to continue after beating Arsenal on tuesday, both teams are title contenders. PREDICTION: a Dortmund narrow win. INTERNAZIONALE VS HELLAS VERONA 6:45pm (GMT) This season Hellas Veron ahas been a revelation with three straight wins and in fourth place, one point shy of Inter Milan. Meanwhile Inter hasn't won a game in their last three matches, with some injury troubles. PREDICTION: A narrow loss for Verona or a draw. |
episode 5 "What the heck are you doing here?" Victor pushing him to the wall his arm on his throat "Doing what you're doing" he says smiling "And what is that?" He asks impatiently "Tapping a lil before doing brain damage" God he felt like strangling this man here, he knew that Juliet had sent him to clean-up after him "Victor? Nice name bro" Segun says tapping him on the shoulder He almost punched him there. Damn!! This job keeps getting harder * * * Victor is sprawling on the sofa watching a Champions League game, sipping juice from the glass cup in front him. "This Ramsey na fool oh! Come on pass that friggin ball, Enyi Wilshere why don't trap that ball, i friggin hate ya" he says in desperation gulping down the juice remaining and pours himself another glass. "Phew!! Ozil give Giroud the ball na" he says yelling at the t.v Amanda comes in with a tray she looks amused at the noise Victor is making at the t.v, she shakes her head and sets it on the table "Babe your food is ready" Amanda says "Come on shoot the damn ball... Goall!!!" He yells punching the air "That's it boys!! Gunners for life!!" "Babe your food is on the table" Amanda repeats herself "Bring the damn thing here" Victor says not even looking at her Amanda brings the food and sets it for him "Can we talk?" she says huddling next to him as he eats "Can't it wait after the game?" Victor says in a rude way Amanda just stands up and leaves climbing the stairs after some seconds Victor washes his hands and follows her upstairs, Amanda is in her bed with a headphone over her ears, she'd just picked up a foreign entertainment magazine and was skipping through it, Victor makes to hold her hand but she withdraws hers. "I'm so sorry for talking to you that way, didn't mean to, seeing that i'm just your guest in this house" she keeps mum and turns the other way "I'm sorry na" She removes the headphone and keeps it on the bed. "Wetin i do you? Why can't i have a moment's peace in my own house" she asks "I'm so sorry for pushing you away, forgive me please" Victor begs falling on his knees "Wetin you dey do? Puhlease stand up joor" she says kinda flattered "Say you've forgiven me and i will stand up" Victor says "Okay i've forgiven you, stand up" she says He didn't stand. "Okay, what is it?"she says "Just smile and i'll get up" Victor says smiling "Come on stand up osiso!" she says throwing him a pillow and he throws back she catches it. "Now go watch your game" she says making to read her magazine "No, i want to stay here with you, what did you want to ask me?" he said sitting near her on top of the bed "Don't worry" "I want to" Victor replies "Okay i wanted to know about Dayo, how did you know him" She asks His mouth was closed shut, he didn't want to lie to her again, but he had to, he couldn't afford the truth now, he had to look in her face and tell a white lie again, and smile to make it sell. "We met during my NDA trials, he was definitely not ma friend" He says "You went to NDA?" Amanda asks "Yeah, told you i was a man of the uniform didn't i?" he says. Which was true, he was at least telling her some truth, which felt good "Oh yeah? Tell me more" Amanda says sitting up Immediately Victor's phone rings "What is that?" Amanda asks "Don't worry it's the message tone" he says ignoring it "Check it na" Amanda says going to grab water from the refridgerator He checks his phone, the message was from an unknown number "Kill her now, orders from above... Or i do" Victor looks up in a flash. "I'll be right back stay here and don't move" He says to Amanda and dashes out of the room leaving Amanda confused. Segun screws the silencer into the gun, he picks up the axe lyong in the ground and jumps over. ***TO BE CONTINUED*** |
Yoruba Gurl |
She's horney wished she had ma pix :p |
Yassar2688: The Nigerian Defense Academy (NDA) Kaduna published in Daily Trust News paper of Friday August 23, 2013 the list of successful candidates into the 65th Regular intake (course 65). Read the shocking facts from the following majority-Muslim States:1. Adamawa:- Muslims -3- Christians -102. Bauchi:- Muslims – 7- Christians – 73. Borno:- Muslims – 5- Christians – 84. Gombe:- Muslims – 4- Christians – 105. Kaduna:- Muslims – 3- Christians – 116. Kebbi:- Muslims – 6- Christians – 77. Taraba:- Muslims – 3- Christians – 10And surprisingly they want us to believe that there’s no Muslims in Plateau State at all, because all the candidates from there were all Christians. Yassar2688: The Nigerian Defense Academy (NDA) Kaduna published in Daily Trust News paper of Friday August 23, 2013 the list of successful candidates into the 65th Regular intake (course 65). Read the shocking facts from the following majority-Muslim States:1. Adamawa:- Muslims -3- Christians -102. Bauchi:- Muslims – 7- Christians – 73. Borno:- Muslims – 5- Christians – 84. Gombe:- Muslims – 4- Christians – 105. Kaduna:- Muslims – 3- Christians – 116. Kebbi:- Muslims – 6- Christians – 77. Taraba:- Muslims – 3- Christians – 10And surprisingly they want us to believe that there’s no Muslims in Plateau State at all, because all the candidates from there were all Christians.You're a fool to say that. Is admission given in NDA on account of religion? In the previous years did the muslims not have more candidates than christians? |
THE EXECUTIONER EPISODE 4 continuation... "What's her offense" Victor says shocked that he was asked to kill Amanda "Since when do you ask questions?" "Sorry ma'am" Victor answers "Sorry for yourself" She says going back to her computer. "You are dismissed" She says not looking at him. Victor leaves the office, she looks at the door and picks the phone and dials a number "Get me Segun, tell him to come to my office immediately" Moments later a knock is heard on the door "Come in" She says Segun is a tall huge guy that'll pass as a bouncer. He looked ruthless enough, and the scar that ran from his left ear to his lips didn't make him look any better "I just confirmed my fears, Victor has become emotionally attached to this girl" "Too bad" He says smiling which made him uglier "You won't hurt Sammy, just follow up the mission, kill her if he doesn't" "Why does Sammy get all the sympathy?" Segun grunts "Because he's a better agent" The woman says Segun's face turns bitter as he storms out of the office. She smiles and whirls her seat * * * He didn't know what to do... To go on with the execution or tell Amanda the whole truth, sh!t!! He couldn't do so. He sat on his bed not knowing the next step to take. He took his dagger and put it in his boot and stood up. * * Amanda stood in front of her dresser undressed admiring her physique in the mirror, someone is looking through the window. Segun is looking in through the window, he'd scaled the wall up to her balcony and was watching her from there, he smiles and unlocks the window and licks his lips in anticipation, suddenly Victor comes into the room and hugs Amanda, Segun stops looking puzzled as are engaged in a passionate kiss, he smiles and puts in it's holder and brings out vaseline from his jacket's pocket and opens it * * * "You're looking take away" Victor says Amanda blushes "Thanks babe" she makes as if to say something else buh Victor silences her with a kiss which goes on amorously for some minutes "We have to go, before Maryann kills us for coming late to her party" Victor says smiling Amanda strenghtens her dress. "Urmm... Lemme freshen up and meet you in the car" * * * "Hey why did you come late na? Been waiting for you for ages!!" Maryann announces alarmmed. She leads them into the Livingroom where it's going down few people where on the floor dancing to the DJ's overhyped tone of Davido's Gobe. Segun comes behind Maryann with two giant beer cups, Victor tightens his grip around his dagger in his belt holder as Segun comes closer and kisses her neck, she bends it sideways and turns to see him as he hands a cup of beer to her and she takes a swift swallow and smiles she turns to Segun and gives him a full mouthed kiss which was broken off by Amanda clearing her throat. "Urrmm... Sorry for that, Amanda, Victor, meet Dayo my Boyfriend, he stays in Lagos, Dayo this is my friend Amanda and her boyfriend Victor" "I know Victor" Segun says smiling |
pilotseq: She dey sample am for Rochas pilotseq: She dey sample am for RochasHer Titty no be bomboy agaain Rochas don turn am to fan |
Ble Ble ma only Ble Ble wetin Rochas do you? |
alejandro72: Awesome like for u.....Yeah Unfortunately Mukina2 swallowed this post with his/her own |
Support should be given to the less priviledged |
Tolexander: My bro, na the viewing centre be the koko o!i'll tell Temi ![]() |
Home is the only place Tope should be buh she took the oppoertunity to meet Tope2 |
A Forest in Ikom |
He went 500 rounds with Titi last night |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Ok. Longest word in English Language has got to be Smiles [there's a mile between the first and last letter.]next please |
Emmyk: MexicanYoruba boy :-/ |
Emmyk: MexicanYoruba boy :/ |
Advice are not heeded by fools, i think her name is Tope |
For Christ's sake how did this make fp? Talking about corruption. Corruption is in nairaland |
jp philips: In my foolishness i use a tracker, pedal lock, car alarms just to make sure that i dont loose my battery to "HOLY NIGERIANS", satisfied?Yeah we are... You parents are Nigerians, so are you that means your dad is a thief, you tend to defend America have you been there before? I have. You neva jam... I don jam |
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Thanks Mukina2 for swallowing ma thread with yours... Sociedad will win 3-2 |
CSKA MOSKVA V MANCHESTER CITY at Arena Khimka CSKA will be without stars Alan Dzaegoev and Rasmus Elm with Seydou Doumbia still doubtful. City has won two of their last five games and need maximum points to be abreast the already fleeting Bayern Munchen. CSKA has only won one in their last five games. With the water-log prone Arena Khimka being another major wahala. Prediction- 1:2 BAYER LEVERKUSEN V SHAKHTAR DONETSK The Germans picked up their first win in Group A last time out, an injury-time goal earning then a 2-1 win at home to Real Sociedad. Both teams need a victory to consolidate a top two finish in their group. Leverkusen has won four of their last five games, while Shakhtar is still in pole position in the Ukrainian premier league Prediction- 1:1 MANCHESTER UNITED V REAL SOCIEDAD La Real have had a poor run in their first Champions League since 2003/2004 season. Having lost to both Leverkusen and Shakhtar, meaning getting a point at the theatre of dreams will boost their hope of getting into the next round. United may have a bad run in the Premier League but they've been superb in Europe, beating Leverkuen and earning a draw at Donetsk, they may be missing four players: Danny Welbeck, Nemanja Vidic, Tom Cleverley and Rio Ferdinand. With the Belgian born wonderkid Adnan Januzaj being cleared for this game, he may have a champions league debut in his hands. Prediction- Though i'm a Chelsea fan Man Utd will win this game convincingly 4:1 GALATASARAY V F.C COPENHAGEN Both teams had been mauled by Madris buh FCK have bounced back from their loss with two straight superliga wins which according to Solbakken has shown how far they've come. With Hakan Balta limping off at the weekend, he's set to miss along with Hamit Altintop. Copenhagen however hope to have their influential winger Daniel Braaten back from injury before facing the Turks Prediction: 3-1 REAL MADRID V JUVENTUS The game of the week. With Bale still under pressure to perform. Los Blancos has been more impressive in the Champions League this season beating Gala 6-1 and Copenhagen 3-0. But the Turin Club has drawn both of their Champions League game, with Juventus' being a big team and all they've been having tough times with big teams this season. Prediction- 2:1 ANDERLECHT V PARIS St GERMAIN With Anderlecht struggling at fifth in the Belgian Jupiler league and PSG unopposed Ligue 1 leaders. This game could be a swift massacre for the Parisians. A third consecutive victory will see Blanc's men extend their Unbeaten Continental run to eleven (11) games. Anderlecht have won only two of their last 10 Champions League matches. It could be a walk over for the Parisians Prediction- 0:3 BENFICA V OLYMPIAKOS With PSG as favourites to win the group, the gauntlet for the second spot fall to this two clubs, which will be decided over two legs. Jorge Jesus' men are enjoying a six game unbeaten run in the Portuguese Primera Liga buh still in the third position. Olympiakos who are also enjoying an eight game unbeaten run in all competitions being beating last by PSG three weeks ago Prediction- 1:1 BAYERN MUNCHEN V VICTORIA PLZEN Bayern has six points from their las two Champions League games and will like to take advantage of the stalemate between CSKA and City. While Plzen has found it tough losing 3-0 to Manchester City and 3-2 to CSKA. With these statistics it is safe to say that the game will be a walk over for the German champions. Prediction: 4-0 if not more ![]() |
Someone teach me how tow to 'skelewu' so i can 'skelewu' for Jesus |
Who wan put am money? Arsenal no fit win this match |
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