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Skelewu still doesn't make sense |
Try azz shakes it's vigorating |
He sat in front of his dresser, taking out his gun and dropped it in the metal box, he heaved a huge sigh and shook his head. He couldn't understand what was wrong with him, he couldn't get his head around what was happening to him now, Amanda wouldn't get out of his mind, she was the only thing real about him. Buh she thinks he's still a geeky cyber assistant. He missed her smile, her cute dimples when she made to smile, he felt blessed that she loved him as simple as he'd supposedly was. "Damn!!" He says grabbing his hair. He's supposed to master all his emotions, buh this emotions was new to him, he'd been in love before buh he killed her, an order from Joedam Securities his employers. She stared as he buried two bullets in the middle of her eyes. He'd tried to kill Amanda buh he couldn't, he felt differently around her. If he continued with this he could lose his Job, his life, and Amanda's. Didn't know why he was going back to that city buh he couldn't wait to see her again * * * Victor enters the hotel, he knew Amanda was going to be here she always goes to the swimming pool at Hotel de la Paix every hot saturday afternoon with her gurlfriends. Maryann owns a huge Supermarket at Ekenna, Chinyere was a branch manager of Fidelity Bank. Amanda herself was a heiress of a huge conglomerate called Pecksie, which her mum presently managed. He goes straight to the swimming pool as he enters, he looks around for Amanda. The speakers where blasting Burna Boy's Run my race. A tap in the back makes him turn around, he sees Maryann who tells him to follow her, they enter the gym. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" She asks looking pretty angry "I traveled to Ghana" He lied "Yeah? And the Ghanian govt has banned the use of telephones" Mma says sarcastically coming in "Didn't have her number off hand sorry" he lied smiling "You better be" Mma says leaving the gym "Wait oh, wetin cyber assistant dey do for Ghana" Maryann asks before he could answer a stinging slap shut his mouth, he turned to see Amanda in bikini, she certainly looked hot another stinging slap put his focus in path again, she looked hurt and angry, she had tears in her eyes. "Baby don't do that to me again" she said hugging him. "Won't baby" and he meant it * * * Victor punches the code in the wall and it opens. Who would think that kind of technology was in Nigeria not to talk of good ol' O town he smiles as the PA announces. "Agent Sammy incoming" He steps to the Director's office and knocks twice "Get in Sammy" A female voice says He opens it and steps inside. The woman was backing him "There is an important mission that i'd like to send you before your vacation" she says turning towards him and slides a file towards him "What's the line of action?" Victor asks "Execution, same way her dad died" she replies Absent mindedly he opens the file to see the face of Amanda smiling in a photo... ***TO BE CONTINUED*** |
Called the marketter guy he says i should come to the office and pay full then pay 1k for reconnection then wait for them to come and fix it for me, that it's how they do it... How do i get a prepaid meter? |
^^^ i don't pay late i pay early i've been goody doody wif all ma bills |
This is from a teaching guide for the last two weeks it's a series teaching going on in my church now. Enjoy TEN THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CURSE 1.The curse of the Lord is his reaction to man's evils 2. The curse is not God's plan for man from the beginning (Curse first appeared in the bible when Adam sinned) 3. The curse must have a cause 4. The curse is now set as the causer's choice (If you cause a curse it was your choice) (Deut 30:19) 5. The curse is already flying "Over the face of the whole earth" (Zech5:3) 6. The curse must enter and stay in the causer's house 7. The curse must fatally trouble the causer 8. The curse of the Lord is the runway of other curses, Balaam said "How shall i curse, whom God has not cursed?" (Num. 23: ![]() 9. The curse is revocable upon repentance 10. A holy prophet has God's honour to revoke His curse and invoke his Blessing 25 CAUSES OF THE CURSE OF THE LORD 1. Robbery of the glory due His Name (Mal. 2:1-2; 1Chron 16:29) (When you take credit for something God did you invoke a curse on yourself) 2. Robbery of the meat in his house (Prov 20:25; Mal. 3:8-9) (When you eat things you're supposed to give for the growth of the church) 3. Disobedience to His Voice. (GEN. 3:17-19; Deut 28:15-68) 4. Wickedness to his people. (Prov.3;33; Ps.37:21; Gen.39:9) (Wickedness is when you put somebody in disadvantage, anytime you put someone in disadvantage you've invoked a curse on yourself) 5 Trusting in man. (The bible says "Cursed is the man that trusts in man" when you have man as your last resort the curse of the Lord comes upon you) 6. Hypocrisy in life (If your lifestyle in church at home and at school/work are different you've attracted a curse on yourself) 7. Taking who/ what is not yours (When you take something or someone from a person without permission from him/her you've attracted a curse on yourself) 8. Integrating God's Name with falsehood (When you swear falsely with God's name, When you use God's name anyhow and on irrelevant subjects you come under a curse) 9. Deceptiveness towards God, your Prophet, your Parents and others (Mal. 1:14; Acts 5:1-11; Gal. 6:7) (When you want to decieve God, you come under a curse remember sinning against the Holy Ghost is fatal. When you try to Decieve YOUR PROPHET, or your Parents this curse also comes upon you) As i said this teaching is still ongoing will post more after today's service (All the explanations in parenthesis are mine not from the teaching guide). |
[quote author=.com]lets hope so[/quote]those pics are from the flood that happened in the north.. All those pictures are fake |
Fabulousuzo: na today? E don tey. @op notin like suein here, go to there office close to you and lay complain, they will reduce the bill for you. If u think you can sue dem, u'll end up wasting that money u shld have used for the bill, be wiseThanks i tot so |
Last month some PHCN officials came to ma house asking me for ma bill, due to some financial challenges i couldn't pay the ten thousand naira given to me as bill i paid four thousand naira yet these men told me to pay them one thousand naira so as not to cut the light, i didn't cos i didn't have any money with me. This morning i opened my door only to see PHCN bill on the ground, i picked it and to my amazement, i was given fifteen thousand as bill. What should i do? |
qweenaxx: am followingi see you ma'am will post later tonight or tomorrow afternoon |
***CONTINUATION*** Amanda ushers Victor into the Living room, he looks around and takes a seat near the t.v, the living room is lushly furnished with bright colours, like an artist's house "So what do you want to take?" Amanda says standing opposite him "Do you have booze?" he asked smiling "Nah, Mom destroyed ma dad's booze collection, lemme ask Abdul to buy it" She says making a move towards the door buh he holds her back "Don't worry bring anything you have" He says Amanda leaves and he starts looking around there where a lot of paintings in this house, he starts to think if this gurl's dad was a painter or a collector, the thought of it turned his stomach, It brought back bad memories, and then his eyes catches a Live sized Framed portrait of a burly looking man sitting in a sofa, the man looked terribly familiar. Sh.it! That booze could come in handy now. "That's ma dad..." Victor nearly jumped out of his skin "Sorry if i startled you" Amanda apologises "No problem, was just lost in thoughts" Victor says "Yep, he is, he died two years ago, devastating accident" "So sorry i lost ma dad too so i know the feeling" he says as she relaxes on his chest and he strokes her hair, and takes a sip of the juice she brought "You said you made this?" Victor says smacking his lips "Of course why?" "It tastes so damn good" he says as she smiles. Shi.t how was he going to leave now. He thought, he was sweating beneath the a.c, which was on. Suddenly he just stands "Amanda i think i have to go now" he says looking at his watch "Where to? You just got here na" She says holding his arm "I have this impotant business that came, couldn't disturb you that's why i had to come" he lies smiling, he knew he was good. "Buh... Buh you're a cyber assistant" she says her eyes pleading "Will explain later" he says blowing her a kiss. Damn he was good. * * * "You don't have to be sullen all day dearie" Maryann says "He's phone's off, he's not called, didn't report to work, he just frigging dropped off the face of the earth" Amanda says angrily, gesticulating like a sign language instructor "This is what happens when people don't take a vacation they just choose to get stuck in this hellhole" Mma mocks "Mma don't let me lose ma patience if i do i'll show you the door" Amanda snorts angrily "Don't worry dear he'll be back before the art exhibit" Maryann answers comforting the already crying Amanda * * * Victor exits a silver sedan, wears a mask and leather gloves, he pulls out a short axe with him and enters the gate. A fat man with an enormous pot-belly is inside the pool with two gurls in bikini giving him a strip show in the water, he sips his wine and watches the ladies perform, two bullets fly pass him and hit the gurls in the fore head accurately between the eyes, before the pot-bellied man could turn, a hand pushes his head into the water he starts struggling for breath, he had a considerable of swimming pool water before being brought up but he'd hardly taken two breaths when the hand forced him back into the water this time it didn't bring it up again till he gave up. Then Victor drags up the body from the swimming pool and brings out his axe, which he uses to hack the man's skull into pieces and he drops the axe, removes his leather gloves and walks out of the courtyard, his mask still on. ***TO BE CONTINUED*** |
tmamuda: Lets seeOga i see you oh!! |
He drops the phone on the reciever, let's out a loud sigh and smile, he scours his hotel room and moves towards the fridge, opens it and rescues a bottle of Turbo King. "Brewed for the strong" he says smiling he'd got a gurl for the night A knock on the door startles him "Who is it?" he roars "Room service" the person on the other side yells. The burly man realizes he didn't call for room service "Shit" he says under his breath. He runs towards the dresser to grab his pistol. Meanwhile a man in suit opens the door and immediately, with accuracy shoots him in his right wrist and pushes his cart before him into the room. "Please don't kill me" The burly man begs as his right wrist continue oozing blood. The burly man heaves a huge sigh when the man in suit puts his gun back in it's holster, wears a leather glove and uncovers the cart. The burly man gasps in shock as he sees an array of axes in the cart, the man pulls it out, the burly man was already soaking his boxer as the axe lands on his skul splitting it in two. The man doesn't stop till he hacks his head in bits * * * Amanda enters the Cyber cafe with two of her friends "Do you think they'll have a coloured printer?" Maryann asks Amanda doesn't reply "This city is so backward not even one air conditioner in an average Cyber Cafe" Mma says shaking her head. Meanwhile Victor the Cyber attendant was at a cubicle helping an old man with his e-mail when the screeching sound of the Almaco door caught his attention three stunning gurls stepped in buh he was so wowed by the gurl in the middle, her skin was so chocolate that he was getting hungry, she was wearing a yellow singlet and Jean tucked into her boot "Oh boy shut your mouth before flies make a nest of it" The old man says grinning "Are you the person here?" Amanda asks "Uh... Yes... I am" Victor stammers scratching his head "We want to print something as a sample on A4" Amanda says "Oh yeah is it Black and white or coloured?" "Coloured of course you do have coloured printers here right?" Mma retorts mockingly "Yes... Urm... Can i see it?" they look at him as if he's nuts "The soft copy?" he says scratching his head "Sure" Amanda replies He goes inside and after some moments he comes out with an A4 paper and hands it to Amanda "Thanks" Amanda says then grabs a phone on the desk "Your phone right?" Victor nods, she types something on the phone. "Call me" she says and turns at once catwalking to the door, the other gurls follow her looking rather bewildered * * * Victor wears his leather Jacket and smiles at his reflection, he'd called Amanda the evening she gave him that number, they chatted for hours, they had a lot in common, her voice was as beautiful as as the nightingale, they'd gone on a date, which he was pretty sure she enjoyed despite the fact that the restaurant wasn't really classy, she chatted away that afternoon laughing and giggling like every five minutes. He smiled and went to the wardrope and opened it, he stooped and drew an iron box nearer, he brought out a bunch of keys from his pcket, Juggled through it and opened the padlock, then he opens the box, in it where like three pairs of black leather gloves and short axes that lay in the box, he put a pair leather gloves in his jean pocket and carried a short axe. One thing was for sure, he wasn't to Amanda's house to make out with her. ****TO BE CONTINUED**** |
Well i was one of the first people that downloaded Skelewu by Davido a Nigerian pop star. Well i thought it was crap. With all his kasala and laka this laka that (Thatz a story for another day) Then i heard Davido has created a new dance step to succeed the popular Azonto which he called Skelewu so i stopped at nothing to get the Skelewu video so i could see the dance. To my amazement Davido and his friend where just goofing around with their dog and dat wacko DJ so i put it to you nairalanders do you think Skelewu will make it the way AZONTO & ETIGHI made it or is it just another goof around video? |
Going to write ma fourth Jamb next year... Any good samaritan to help me get into Unical or Umudike? |
Mehn me dey hungry for here |
The ones that has hospitals are not competent, these ones that don't have shops are less competent |
Seems like Nairalnders don't listen to music... Akpako bum bum tins |
Phyno is must buy 4 me Wizkid Dr Sid and Reminiscence (who's reminiscence never heard of him) |
Are you up to date? Have you listened to these songs which of them are wack and don't worth staying in the Billboard This week 01. Lorde - Royals 02. Katy Perry - Roar: 03. Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball 04. Avicii - Wake Me Up 05. Drake ft. Majid Jordan - Hold On, Were Going Home 06. Jay Z ft. Justin Timberlake - Holy Grail 07. Lady Gaga - Applause 08. OneRepublic - Counting Stars 09. Imagine Dragons - Demons 10. Ylvis - The Fox 11. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. ft. Pharrell - Blurred Lines 12. Mike WiLL Made-It - 23 13. Lady Gaga ft. R. Kelly - Do What U Want 14. Lana Del Rey & Cedric Gervais - Summertime Sadness 15. Capital Cities - Safe And Sound 16. Imagine Dragons - Radioactive 17. Passenger - Let Her Go 18. Luke Bryan - Thats My Kind Of Night 19. AWOLNATION - Sail 20. YG ft Jeezy & Rich Homie Quan - My Hitta As for me i think Wrecking Ball doesn't worth it same with Eminem's Berzerk |
demelza: Amarachi.Na u sing this one right? |
whitecat007: Ibos and their mind game again. 98% of you here are for pdp and the few of you leaning Apc will be rewarded with a befitting slot, but not anything close to the presidency cos your number is just not there. whitecat007: Ibos and their mind game again. 98% of you here are for pdp and the few of you leaning Apc will be rewarded with a befitting slot, but not anything close to the presidency cos your number is just not there.tears must come? This is why APC will never gain recognition in the SE. The yorubas and Hausas will like to dominate it |
APC should just forget SE and SS if they bring out a Northern Muslim as a Presidential candidate #TEAMGEJ |
What's wrong with this move na, is it not the same with Vigilante groups all over naija?? Krazy Nigerians |
Oh ma Gosh i just made front page!!! There are people who has been in Nairaland since 2010 and can't boast of front page. Buh me wey come Friday last week don join fp op's asociation of nairaland Like to help me celebrate. There where two goals in the game by the ethiopians in either halves. I think goal line tech should be approved so when you're winning there's no excuse |
But it's been very successful in Lawn Tennis |
Nigeria won Ethiopia as you all know. But the two Ethiopian goals where all ascertained by goal line technology. With this game what do you think is the future of goal line technology |
Can't do that with this wacko phone i'm using goggle it and download Kush by Phyno too |
Can't do that with this wacko phone i'm using goggle it |
Miley Cyrus' bad image making her more popular Adult retailer Gamelink has approached the ‘We Can’t Stop’ hitmaker with the staggering sum as part of a lucrative deal which would see her take ‘full creative control’ over hardcore sex scenes from the director’s chair. In a letter written to Miley’s representatives on Wednesday October 9, 2013 the company’s Vice President,Jeff Dillon,praised the star’s‘empowering’attitude towards sex and even claimed he wanted to help the 20-year-old singer in her attempts to ditch her former ‘Hannah Montana’image. He wrote: ‘[You've] become an empowered young woman that is unapologetic about your lifestyle, especially when it comes to expressing your sexuality … you are the ideal choice to show the world your vision as an artist in the world of adult entertainment.’ The letter even referenced Miley’s recent spat with singerSinead O’Connorwho accused the star of ‘prostituting’ herself to the music industry by sexualising her image. The documents obtained by TMZ, continued:‘We at Gamelink feel this gives you a chance to finally show the world you are not a little girl anymore, and you won’t bow to the pressures of the likes of Sinead O’Connor, who is jealous of your success.’ The offer comes after Miley’s appearance on ‘The Today Show’ on Monday October 7 , 2013 during which she admitted she has enjoyed the attention her controversial performance with Robin Thicke at the MTV Video Music Awardsin August has garnered her. Via net.ng |

