₦airaland Forum

LOVEGINO:
e-lie!

ifaoni:
edun= monkey. What a name. Who and what is dis edun? Is it a man or woman, lame or deaf? Animal or tree? I never heard of it here in iraq.

cococandy:
I'm still trying to summon the courage to watch the video. Is it really horrible? I'm afraid it will spoil my mood.

dj187:
Forgive them but neva forget their faces

kennygee:
Okay o.

Nigeria and their BODMAS for tournament qualification.

Dalyricz:
Na wa oh BTW,How will they just take a Boy to
Primary school one day to resume
a new session wit them. Just his
2nd day in class they made
him the Assistant Class Monitor,
2weeks later, the Monitor died and
they made him the monitor.This same boy
got to
Secondary
school and in their SS3, he was
made the Deputy Senior Prefect
3weeks later the Senior Prefect fell
sick and died.He got to the University and
they
made him the Assistant class
Governor, the Class Governor just
slept one day and he didn't wake up
again and he was made the Class
Governor.
In their Final year, they made him
Vice president of the
Department; during a Riot in
school, they killed the President
and they made this Boy the
President of Zoology Department.
He graduated and started a
Lecturing Job, there he was still
made a leader.
he later ventured into Politics and
he became the Deputy Governor
of his state, but God save that
Governor,he didn't die, they
remove him and this man became
the Governor.
Later on, Baba Iyabo call him to become Vice
President,
2
Years later, the President Died, and
this Man became the President of
the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Now, ECOWAS say they want to make
him the Vice chairman of ECOWAS buh
Chairman of
ECOWAS
said Noo that they should made
him the Chairman at once, that he's not
ready to
die.
Please, What's the name of the MAN

onatisi:
wahlahi people don kolo for nairaland

SirHouloo:
I will ask the Holy Spirit to lead me. He knows all things.

Khalessi:
How much did you contribute to buying any of the cars?

5minsmadness:
Your wife is your husband? Or you forgot for a moment that you are posing on Nairaland as a male, madam?

nwafuluozoh:
Why are all the Sudanese players named Sudan?

annoymous:
Well, what I did (like a month ago) was to ask from people I know what the pay is like for that position. I told them I wanted something in that range but that I was pretty flexible. However, when I finally got the job, they offered me what I requested and a little more but Oliver Twist me, i decided to negotiate and they increased it even further. So what you specify is not necessarily what you'll get especially if they like you.