₦airaland Forum

Oyo Alaafin, ojo pa sekere omo Atiba. Ajise bi oyo laari, oyo kii se bii baba enikookan. Oyo ni mi, Apinni nile baba to bimi l'omo. Apinni ipekun oye.

Viktoh:
Proud YORUBA proud ISEYIN

Iseyin oro omo ebedi moko. Omo odo ogba to la 'lu Iseyin ja.

For a case like ds, nairaland is not the best place for solution nah cos u ll get more confused at the end of the day

KingTom:
Nokia X-2 Android

;DWeyrey

sseunth:
where is biochemistry and physics electronics?

The topic says "tough but underated". Biochemistry and Physics are not underated.

I bet it, 80% of nairalanders don't know this stove. My mum can send anyone to jail for malhandling it in the 80s

MhizVee:
secondary o,just in ss1 o

you call SS1 "just"?

There used to be this pregnant woman just opposite my house. One day I just told my cotenants that on so so date this woman will put to bed. They kept keeping record of that day with me. Then came the day, the woman was as agile as a monkey, fetching water and doing all stuffs. When I returned from work, my cotenants started mocking me that egbon, prophet how far, and I told them that before 10pm she ll deliver and lo and behold around 9pm on the said date, the woman delivered a baby boy. And you know what is funny? One of the cotenants stopped relating with me and eventually packed out of the house. She told other tenants that she had been observing me for long that I was not just a "normal" human being. SEE ME SEE GBEGE OOO

StevinMorgan:
at least they should bleach their butts small

Weyrey

Insurance ti je gbese.

Na only sekau dey use am nah. Shey Person wey dey rush cmot for house for 4am na im go dey chop pako abi?

I refuse to be broke in Jesus Name. Amen

Well, from the military angle, it is better to die fighting the insurgents than to be sentenced to death by firing squad by a kangaroo court marshal. RIP gallant soldiers (if any)

Have you done KEREWA with her? If yes, was she tear rubber? If shez not tear rubber, no lele warn her. If she was tear rubber then let her go. As for ur paddy, the decisions is left to you.

This guy is not well.

Use turari (incense) to pursue am commot nah.

I was just asking of him yesterday when enyeama won the France league 1 best goal keeper. I remember he was the team captain when eyimba won the CAF champions league. May his soul rest in perfect peace.

Akamo5:
that is ur own phone
not my infinix zero

Walahi

I pray she abides

When dem no swear for me. Sharp Sharp I don pack everything.

shachris03:
I wonder why that sambisa forest is still standing. Is Nigerian Army so clueless that they do not know that razing that damn forest down would reveal the hideouts of this boys? somehow I feel that this regime is encouraging terrorism.

Ha! The forest is bigger than Lagos and Ogun states combined nah.

WEATHERING THE WEATHER.

WEATHERING THE WEATHER

Khai! Some nairalanders don't know daddy Shokey na so so olamide, davido, whizkid dem sabi.

donbrowser:
If you see my mama
Tell am say oh
I dey for Ghetto

I no geti problem.. Hossanah

Lets give it to the Police,............. From ogun to Abuja. Won try.

Enjoy it while it lasts

No10:
One question pls,what is "support equipment"?

mortal shells, armour support, air support and probably artillery support.

Female DPO abi? I case my rest