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Romance › Re: African Ladies Please Learn How To Pamper Your Men by Ninilowo(m): 3:27pm On Nov 27, 2013
Tualeeeeeee.........
Culture › Re: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by Ninilowo(m): 8:50pm On Nov 26, 2013
Oyo Alaafin. Alapinni compound to be precise. Ajise bi Oyo laari Oyo kii se bii baba enikookan.
Technology Market › Re: White Galaxy S2 For Sale 25k by Ninilowo(m): 3:48pm On Nov 24, 2013
LAZAREY: Why won,t Abdul be honest when you both registerd on nairaland the same day. I laugh in Swahili.
grin
Sports › Re: Odemwingie, Taiwo, Uche Set For Eagles Recall by Ninilowo(m): 2:44pm On Nov 24, 2013
Martins and Ik do not fit into the stature Keshi parades. Keshi prefers well built payers like the 94 eagles. Check the physique of the curent squad and u ll a kind of agree with me.
Sports › Re: Odemwingie, Taiwo, Uche Set For Eagles Recall by Ninilowo(m): 2:37pm On Nov 24, 2013
Ediss: Ooooh i dislike football i wish it never exist sad sad i love you basket-ball
eh?
Sports › Re: Enyeama Named Ligue1 Player Of The Month by Ninilowo(m): 9:02am On Nov 24, 2013
orgasticdance: enyeamas real age is probably 38 or 41
Remember he z not married sha..........41 ke?
Sports › Re: Enyeama Named Ligue1 Player Of The Month by Ninilowo(m):
usmsam: That means the people in front of him are also good o. Shey he is 1st choice of goalkeeper in Super Eagles and we are still conceding goals from Tahiti and Ethiopia. There's def something really wrong with our defence.



Check out this thread>>> https://www.nairaland.com/1528979/list-randiest-lecturers-nigerian-universities
Congratulate him first abeg........argh!....
Crime › Re: . by Ninilowo(m): 5:03pm On Nov 23, 2013
Old news. I heard it on Faaji FM some wks ago.
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Ninilowo(m): 1:38pm On Nov 23, 2013
django1: Eminado! I mean what shiiiit is that?
Yes.....ori e wa nbe....I hate dt trash eh?
Education › Re: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by Ninilowo(m): 7:41pm On Nov 22, 2013
Praise The Lord. I single handedly eradicated all MADNESS called punishment in a sch of more than 900 students whene I git to SS3 courtesy of my ability to flow grammatically. With this singular act I was later installed as the president of old studentz association even ahead of our seniors after almost 30 yrs.
Education › Re: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by Ninilowo(m): 7:33pm On Nov 22, 2013
[quote author=god_of_music]I just did a flashback on my secondary school days when i was a senior with an official post. I was the 'Cultural and Game prefect' then. . .
It was fun being a senior mheen! grin
And i was a really cunny and controversial one. cheesy

My punishments at times were irrelevant but the juniors couldn't do anything about it tongue

These are some of them:
>>>
I flogged a junior because he looked at me two times: The kid was just passing by and 'naturally' he just looked at the direction i was sitting, and then looked again. I called him and asked him why he was looking at me with bad eyes? grin And he was like: No o! Senior i'm not looking at you like that oo shocked
I asked him to go buy a cain in the school shop for me. . He came back with the cain and i asked him to put his hands on the wall, he did...then i trashed him 7 times grin grin
The guy cried to the class grin grin grin

I punished a student because he was taller than me: I entered into the JSS3 class and i noticed this boy who was way taller than me, i thought it was an insult so i asked him to come out of the class. He came out, and i slapped him before i trashed him mercileslly grin grin tongue

I punished a student because he was wearing the same shoes like mine: This one pissed me off! angry The guy was just in JSS1 and he wore the same shoe with me! I ceased the shoes and asked him to pick all the stones in a particular area under the hot sun tongue tongue

I punished a female student cause her voice was finer than mine: In the school choir, i was the director and she was just a member. She was in SS1 tho. . . She was given the solo in a song we were to present in the state capital, and i was actually given that role but her voice was just so fine angry
Since that day i ask her to stand ontop her locker whenever i'm in the class. grin

More coming. . . .

Say yours!! cheesy



#TeamGOM[/quote]...and where has all these taken you to?
Family › Re: If U Were Given Powers To Bring Someone Back To Life Who Would U Choose?? by Ninilowo(m): 11:16pm On Nov 21, 2013
My twin 6ter. Omo Kehinde mi.
Family › Re: Share Your Child Birth Experience by Ninilowo(m): 11:05pm On Nov 21, 2013
We had our 2 sons through CS and I was in the theatre on both occassions. It requires GUT to do so buh dt makes me a MAN bfore everyone plus my wife. The children are 7 and 5 yrz old now. PRAISE THE LORD!!!
Romance › Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Ninilowo(m): 6:00pm On Nov 21, 2013
Smartie gurl: The rest are acceptable but Huh? I shouldn't sleep with ma pants on?




You are a joker!
Are you married?
Jokes Etc › Re: ╚►How To Catch A Snake (Pictures)◄╝ by Ninilowo(m): 3:57pm On Nov 21, 2013
Which fotografa took da pix?
Romance › Re: Best Romantic Pics I Have Come Across by Ninilowo(m): 9:22am On Nov 21, 2013
grin grin
brosdoncome: D guy looks like a burnt offering lipsrsealed
grin
Romance › Re: Two Cousins Die While Having Sex In Imo State by Ninilowo(m): 7:31am On Nov 21, 2013
They were not having any s*x at all. The source of their death should be investigated. Those that killed them just made dt arrangement to make the world believe they were having intercourse.
Crime › Re: Student Sentenced To Death For Stealing Recharge Cards And A Mobile Phone by Ninilowo(m): 9:29pm On Nov 20, 2013
Magic Bishop: I prefer the bigger thieves in Abuja than the desperate armed robber banging on my door in the middle of the night.
Seconded.
Romance › Re: Lies You Told Your Parents When Sneaking Out For A Date by Ninilowo(m): 6:09pm On Nov 19, 2013
sexymoma: 'Mummy Am Going For Choir Practice'
Then She Will Think God Has Really Taken Over My Life grin
Thatz just it. I got to know later that lucifer was the choir master initially.
Car Talk › Re: Beware Of Catalyst Stealing Mechanics, Welders And Car Dealers!!!! by Ninilowo(m): 6:04pm On Nov 19, 2013
Abee79: "Catalytic converter" - is this the thing they call Indomie?
Yes.......they may even call it AKARA. Those terms irritate me meen! Mine was also removed from the port.
Sports › Re: Player Ratings: Italy Vs Nigeria by Ninilowo(m): 5:49pm On Nov 19, 2013
[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Damn! Why are you guys marginalising Muslims in all areas even in the National team.

So says the Supreme council of islamic affairs. See here for details; https://www.nairaland.com/1523049/council-accuses-jonathan-cleansing-muslims[/quote]Here we go!
Sports › Re: . by Ninilowo(m): 12:32am On Nov 19, 2013
bastien: !!!!

See guys I gat something to say,there Is one player in the team that need to be show the exist door if only he will change his way,at this moment pride shouldn't come in,Ameobi,ambrose and Eyeama should for me be the ones doing the pride stuff and not Mikel,is he bcus he has won champions league n others,that doesn't count,Kanu won many and yet didn't play with pride,how about Pirlo or Xavi,this are complete midfielders,that when ever they are called,they Answer with honour and dignity to there country,and serve them well,we all saw what Pirlo did today,how he changed the game etc,Mikel doesn't seems like he wanna be in that squad,he romance the ball to much,and shading players like he is d strongest,(mean why,when he is in chelsea he doesn't do that,he play with the team and more offensive) after today match,Vincent Enyeama went to him,and give him world of advice!

Think,so one (elder) should talk to him!

Sorry 4 d bad grammar
Oga, una dey vex gaan! u are on every thread on this friendly posting d same. A beg make Mikel rest small now.
Sports › Re: Nigeria VS Italy: Man Of The Match? by Ninilowo(m): 12:27am On Nov 19, 2013
Itz difficult to choose btw d two goal keepers and ONAZI.
Sports › Re: Nigeria VS Italy: Man Of The Match? by Ninilowo(m): 12:25am On Nov 19, 2013
[quote author=SU-37fighter.]On no account should musa be taken to the world cup.
That boy is trash.[/quote]....dat gworo boi quo?
Sports › Re: Rate Nigeria's Match Against Italy by Ninilowo(m): 12:13am On Nov 19, 2013
I ll give them B. Buh come oo what are we going to ds Musa of a guy? walahi the boy just dey loose im ball sense on daily basis.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by Ninilowo(m): 10:37pm On Nov 18, 2013
Game overr......tension over!!!!!!......eagles opponentz beware
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by Ninilowo(m): 9:47pm On Nov 18, 2013
Respect Papa Keshii.......I doff ooo.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by Ninilowo(m): 9:45pm On Nov 18, 2013
Itulah: Barlotery or what's that's his name is a threat to our national unity. Someone please break his legs.
Haa!!!! dont fget he us our inlaw ooo. Oro l'ana ooo.
Family › Re: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Ninilowo(m): 6:54pm On Nov 18, 2013
The boy try ooo. No initial cry cry thing. Ah! I trust ma soldiers na one term them take cry.

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