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He don tay......I learnt PIDGIN through IKEBE SUPER AND SUPER STORY..... Pa Jimoh with his head...... Alinko with his hair style.............Ajasko with his cap.........
I need to see MORAK OGUNTADE'S pix. I can pay any amount to see THE MAN. He z a legend to those that enjoyed IKEBE SUPER AND SUPER STORY IN THOSE DAYS. I can remember the story of MADAM IKUDENDE on super story and IRETI TOO. Just too many stories to remember.... ojo ti pe ooo.....thank God.....Awa naa ti dagba niyen oooo.....Home video YAF spoilt this nation........Na soso SUPER STRIKAS we have now.......oh my GOD..........Nostalgia things................

ARRANT NONSENSE

harlos: Where is nairaland's office

E don tey na

Nairaland, Oju oore-Ota, Baby 'O' Bus stop, Near the Ambassadors Nur. and Pry sch. One newly acquired upstairs which served as hostel to The Ambassadors School. I gat to work with Seun there. I think I am speaking SENSE?

4reigningqueen: e ye se se ku se
e ye sosokuso
e ye mumu kumu

e ye gun gun ku gun
e yee se se ku se
e ye te te kute

nathdim: selling a 21yrs car for 800k

U ve zed ma mind.

Biodup: Most of these abokis doesn't what calling human being. The animal deserved jungle justice.

WORTH

Oya...Oya.....maza .....maza...before I open my EYEZ

Kellymann: Apologies for this. Something is actually been done about it already but you know systems cannot be predicted sometimes.

You see? that z why I call ur custumer service personnel CROOKS. They pretend as if they dont hear you and terminate ur call just like dat.....aarrghh!!!! same goes to those in your busses especially at ikeja computer village to be precise. They ALL lack manners. If you need the buses numbers I can give you......just to talk to them.
Oga u gat a lot to do ooo.

Kellymann: You subscribed to the Easy Flex 500 and 300 naira respectively on the same day. That accounted for the 800 naira short fall you noticed.

Same happened to me twice n I never subscribed to any easy flex. I have another etisalat sim I used for calls that is the one I subscibed easyflex on. Twice 300 naira has been deducted from my account fa.

Kellymann: Really sorry for the delay in responding to your complaint. I needed to get as many information about the issue as possible and also get feedback from the technical unit assisting in looking into the issue. From checks on the line, it was discovered that the subscription you mentioned was done on the 15th of July was successful and the data was used for browsing activities on the line until another data was subscribed on the next day the 16th till it got exhausted yesterday.

Kindly provide the mobile number of the line you subscribed the BIS on as record show that BIS is not active on the line with the previous issue.

Apologies for the perceived irregularities experienced on the network. I can assure you that given the opportunity, we will like to make your experience a wonderful one and promise to ensure that your issues - when you do have them - are resolved.

Regards.

No. I never subscribed for BIS. I use samsung galaxy S3..... Thanks a lot. My number remains 08097287597.

achi4u: Who go marry her now after taking three men a day.
The road to that junction is no longer narrow.

Eeyan buruku ni e sha. Ewo tun ni narrow?

Dear serpent, this is 9ja n not south africa where baboons dey enter houses like say na dem be d landlord. In your next world when u hear " Nai....." make una pick race. Kajiko?

dridowu: My Number One Celebrity are my Dad and Mum , 36yrs of Marriage and still counting . May God Bless and Keep you for me and my siblings. Love you both

Gbabeski.......ori e wanbe.......me too i copy u jare.

ghettodreamz: @OP; How about iPhone body type for female?

Back to topic, nice info BTW.

iPhone z for guys nah..... ..... ..and bb too......u know.

That house the baboons are invading even resembles THE BELLS SCH @ Ota. I mean Obasanjos sch.

propzncribz: See obasanjos cousins

make baba gbab u ....eh

Their noise z even too much recently. Everything...germs germs....

Garri the 1st: Zero tolerance for LAWLESSNNESS!!!!

If you can't abide by the norms of your hosts, then ur days in their land are numbered....

At least you now know who owns Lagos....

Lif dem. Awon omo atohunrinwa ti ko mo bose n lo. Sebi they say lagos is no mans land ni. Oya make dem cough peren.......won a mo bose n lo.

Oh dear weed!! see wetin una con do for a person life. Una wicked ooooi if una no see peesin tell una; me I dey tell una say.....una wicked pass devil himself

I like ur sense of HUMILITY. Keep it up bro.

Monzuur: Who is she?

Super Eagles goal keeper niyen now........o o damo mo abi?

playah P: He was captured yesterday..
I was on my way to the studio when I saw two vehicles (toyota sienna) loaded fully with police men and speeding towards the police headquaters in ikeja... At first I was scared think there was a serious battle but I later confirmed that it was an armed robber that they captured from ibadan that they were bringing in!!

Yeah. They met us at that CONOIL in Ikeja too. We actually thought they were robbers on another mission cos the cops were in mofty.

gunuvi: Kudos to the Police. We hope he won't escape again tomorrow?

Escape for where? The dude z bn partially paralised with bullet.

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amiskurie: e remain yuzedo!
geh gehnnnn!

yuzedo......whell dis can not harpin in banana iceland cos there are well cordinated security network there

[quote author=dele-paul]chei...calamity goal-keeper...PSG 7-0 Lille, AS Monaco 5-0 Lille...Notice to all Strikers in French Ligue 1: Play against Lille and become a strong challenger 4 d league's highest goal scorer[/quote]Haba......ki lo le to bee?

yuzedo: 11. Banana Iceland Landlord!

Long tyme.........hw z banana iceland nah.....I ve bn representing u since.....

Kellymann: Apologies for the delay. The issue has been forwarded and you will be contacted as soon as it is resolved as the BIS data needs to be wiped before the data subscription can be done on your line and this takes some time as it has to be done from the back-end.

I understand your dire need for data for your day to day use but kindly exercise some patience while we work on the issue and you will be duly contacted within 72 hours from 29th of July as that was when it was forwarded for the data wipe.

Once again apologies for the delay and the inconvenience its causing you.

It is a lie. When am not a dunce..... anyway..it z part of those things.
Another issue fot tday. I loaded 1k for tday to be converted as usual buh when trying to load *229*2*1# it had bn reduced to N800 so I needed to get N200 more to be able to get d normal 200mb data. What caused ds one? Oya, am listening.
I AM A VERY PATIENT FELLOW BUH WHEN MY PATIENCE IS SEEN AS STUPIDITY, I REACT.............Etisalat is exhausting my patience ooooo.........

Kellymann: I will look into this and revert to you as soon as possible.

Still waiting ooo.
Another issue is dis, I suscribed two consecutive time last month and I got a message dt congratulated me for two consecutive suscriptn and dt I would be given one free bundle of another 200mb. Till this moment I havent gotten the bundle. Oga ur pple are deceiving us with their messages ooo. I swear I ll drag ur network to NCC oooo. Thank God I have evidences.
You too promised to look to my complaint since yesterday buh up till now.......eh?
Na so so press ##....... bla bla you are attending to abi?

E bami kigbe OLE OOO.....OLE......

Kellymann: I will look into this and revert to you as soon as possible.

Thanks in anticipation.

slap1: Does she have single daughters?

Ole.