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When angry, I grab the nearest 1k, go to the nearest joint, take 3 nearest bottles of whatever and 2 nearest plates of asun. LOBATAN. Ileya niyen. No more anger.

Sorry for your SPANNER CORD ooooo.

tobtap: glo advert gave 2003 accord it EOD nickname...if u guyz can remember...

Yes I remember....any how yagayagayagayagayaga

icebebe: Dnt lik d idea of plaitin a boy baby's hair bcz dey will grow up doin it n it doesn't speak well + sincerely even if evrybdy is shyin away frm d truth i must speak ma mind,dis boy is vry ugly vry vry i doubt if he is wizkid son

Tell me another thing o jare. Is SHE a boy?

Deiok: okro nor dey tall pass its owner.

Ila o kin maa nga ju onire.

kamdyjenny: All dis RIP post. Is d wife dead? Wen plz?

No. She delivered a set a triplet last week.

Maintain clean shave and put on a smile always.

Orochimaru11: Looks boring

GBAM!

OP; OP; OP. How many times did I call you? You are playing KING KONG here abi? If dem GBAB you en? You will know how far

One day one day, monkey go go market he no go return. that is the case of the agbero. After a bottle of alomo or a stainless cup of shekpe, they find it difficult to even recognise their parent. Next time if he hears "so...." He no go wait hear d rest before he go tear race. NONSENSE!!

mankand: Happy birthday Mark.

These are people to follow and celebrate and not Thieves and Goons announcing their children's graduation in foreign universities at the expense of squeezing their citizens dry and some Goonish followers are joining in the celebration.


Once again Happy birthday Mark

U mean TIFNUBU?

CRAP! What do I do after meal then? When I shouldn't walk, run, sleep, loosen my belt, etc. What we are all used to is tea after bread n butter abi?

javipee: If im older than the person then its rude to me. Gbam!!!!!No Story

When dem no even SWEAR for am. Hw will someone younger than me say that to me? O ri e ti buru niyen. Owo die die ni ara n fe now.

Ola Johnson: Murtala Muhammad was killed by the West majorly for his position in the liberation movements and wars fought in Angola. While the West supported the capitalist liberation movements of UNITA and FNLA, Muhammad supported the communist MPLA. During this period, which was also the Cold War era, Nigeria was heading communist. This angered the West who had already overthrew and imprisoned Patrice Lumumbar of Zaire and imposed Mobutu Sese Seko. The last of the African leaders that supported the MPLA in Angola and the SWAPO in South West Africa (now Namibia) to be killed was my own man, Muammar Gaddafi.

OBJECTION MY LORD!!!!!!!

DIE!; TRAITOR DIE!!!!!!!!!! U will hate this MONSTER the more when you google "1967 Counter Coup in Nigeria" and because of him, I don handle that N20 till today even my children.
HE WHO LIVES BY THE SWORD DIES BY THE SWORD EVEN HIS GENERATION TO COME.

Fussbot: konga

If u kill persin wit lafta una go carri am oo [quote author=Fussbot]konga

dddaaayyyooo: What of a child Born with Blackberry on his Hand, what will Yoruba Call him? Please tell me I Beg of U

DUDUBERI

eppysold: Soryy,meani f kardashian,lopez,lukaku,dike and balotelli..

O o serious. Are they Yoruba name? Balotelli ko; balloradio ni.

naijaobi: what does jegede mean.

Fuji Musicians now. Igi jegede (small tree)

Lolladey: what about 'Inioluwa'

Heritage of God.

Ur frequent visit to UK n ur job are some factors responsible cos ppl see u as a fellow "up there". If u can come down a bit am sure u ll get a suitor soon.

The annoying thing about it is gory pictures some of them upload. Well, that has given me the opportunity to reduce my facebook friends. I just unfriend anyone that comments on such LOBATAN. Mi o raaye oshi.

Do I hear you say financial stability? In this country? Waa pe nibe

Ah haaa!! You rentend the house out just a month ago and now you want the apartment back for personal use. Ha! Just a month ago ooo. Kai! E je ka beru Olorun oo.

It is true. I checked my COWEEK and I am having 687mb

Mai-tea with fried egg and pasta

this thing should be extended to ogun state too cos most of these people migrate to ogun state and behave worse that they did in lagos

brosdoncome: Why do Nigerian celebs like revealing their fallen heroes? Smh!!!

Fallen heroes indeed.

All I can see is a pair of bathroom SLIPPERS.

seaman007: Is that victim on a strecher laUghing

He be ABOKI now. Na so them teeth dey be

Wetin the road safety pipu dey find there. OLE.

The chairman of ANNCOPS should be questioned instead. Why Ojerinde?