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chidindufrank: I can see some e-warriors drinking rat poison because of this good news. GEJ carry go ochichi gi di anyi nma na ahu

lol see me see trouble so na because of d above u guys dey dance alingo mtcheeew abeg bring real development not dis type dat ought not be in d news in d 1st place.

Hapi birtday.llnp

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]I reasonable human being would conclude that you never had HIV to begin with.....you probably ate something bad and was

feeling these symptoms or it was because of your own paranoia.....The fact that you knowingly had premarital unprotected

sex then ran to Jesus to save you makes me sick to my stomach.....you should be held responsible for your actions...its

too bad you didn't get the HIV so your prayer warrior can be put to the test......I hope that girl miraculously gets pregnant

with triplets and say you are responsible for it....Christians like you make me sick...irresponsible individuals...[/quote]lol oga yaff finissh d op oo.lmao well maybe u should read mazi nysc thread about how he felt wen he learnt he had hiv which was not true,so u felt dat way cos u had unprotectd sex.lol hope u learn o and not be like mazi

yuzedo: You must be a wonderful woman, bless your heart!

Does he know? Have you told him that his breath smells?

Truth is, halitosis might be an indication of a more serious (life-threatening) health problem (digestive, chest, nasal, etc)..

Let him go see a doctor. And then a dentist.

Halitosis is a very scary sumtin. Personally my oral hygiene routine takes up my whole morning. Hah! So petrified of getting caught out with bad breath that I'd prefer have no dickkk than have bad breath............. Ok that's a lie! F..uck that sh..it!

Let him seek professional help. Consult a medic, and bless you for being supportive.

wipes eye read thru post again,na yuzedo be this we teach am english abi them din hack his account.lol

sanniemoe: Shey na computer mark am?

see question,no be computer mark am na robot mark am.mtcheeew anyway i give tanks to those who set d questions for bringing out so cheap questions for we science student.scored 291 pdusting my ghana must go,preparing for oau admission won a gba lol.

Ifa a gbe wa oo.lol ok ifa jigijigi ifa molorokan ifa jigijigi o ifa molorokan won ni ao joye ilesanmi oo.lmao happy celebration to them may orunmila grant them their wishes.lol

Alfa Seltzer: See this yeye man. So you still dey alive? I have already drank Big Stout to celebrate your demise.

guy u wicked oo why u dey celebrate another man's death wen him no be ur enemy.nairalanders sha

seunfly: That spec is seriously low, unless i'm a Tecno adict i won't wait 2 buy dt when jaiyu s1 is 3 times better @ 2g ram, 32g rom, quadcore 1.5ghz 1240* 1080p, 441pi, Lcd display, 13mp rear cam and 3/5mp front cam while gionee e6 is 2 times better @ 2g ram, 32g rom, super amole display of 441 pi and 1240*1080p, 13mp rear cam and 5 mp front cam and many other phones are out that are far better than dt.

where can i get d phone and how much,does jiayu have a customer service in nigeria.tanks

dammymighty: i pray oh. Ma agg is 272.5

everybody predict to suit themself,like i with aggregate of 269.5 i dey pray make dem bring 265 as merit cut off mark for medicine and surgery for me to qualify for admission.lol waiting patiently for d cut-off.

Messilo: OAU Post-UTME result out, fourtop candidates emerge
Posted by: Akinola Sikiruin News Update5 mins ago 0
Less than three hours after the conduct of its Post-UTME screening exercise of the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, the result has been released.
The Public Relations Officer of the University, Abiodun Olarewaju, in a release, stated that out of the 12,200 candidates that wrote the examination, 44 scored 300 marks and above while 5,691 got 200 marks and above.
The exercise was based on 400 marks.
According to the PRO, “three candidates, whose performance were exceptionally outstanding, are: Durotoluwa Olumide Olanrewaju, who applied to study Chemical Engineering, tops the list after scoring 332 (the highest marks of the exercise) while Soile Olufunso Adetola, who applied to study Medicine, came second after scoring 327. However, two Candidates: Odimayo Taiye Moses and Nafiu Olaniyi Oluwadamilare, who both applied to study Electrical and Electronics Engineering, scored 323 each.”
Commending the intellectual soundness of those that participated in the screening exercise, the Vice – Chancellor, Professor Bamitale Omole, applauded the academic excellence of those who scored Two Hundred(200)and above, particularly the Forty-Four(44) candidates who scored Thee Hundred (300) and above, and most especially the first three(3) best candidates.
Candidates who took part in the excercise were advised to check their results on the university website or where they registered for the screening.

can u kindly post d source link it will be appreciated.

Wow dis is superb its not dat d federal government donot know wat to do it seems dey are not willing to do so,all those hundreds of billions of naira voted for security are embezzled instead of being used to armed d army,navy,airforce,police and other security agencies in order to maintain peace in d country but since dey donot care about d welfare of nigerians dey only know how to embezzle one day dey will meet their end,hopefully.

Wow dis is superb its not dat d federal government donot know wat to do it seems dey are not willing to do so,all those hundreds of billions of naira voted for security are embezzled instead of being used to armed d army,navy,airforce,police and other security agencies in order to maintain peace in d country but since dey donot care about d welfare of nigerians dey only know how to embezzle one day dey will meet their end,hopefully

Dibiachukwu: If you are not Hebrew Israelite. Then this message is not for you! This is for the children of the most high. And they are spread all across the GLOBE. There are hebrew isrealite yorubas. They will understand me. May God bless us all!

look at this idiot,do a man choose to be a yoruba,ibo or hausa from ur above post it can be deduced dat u only choose to join people dat donot care about u.so u say there are hebrew israelite yoruba wat qualifies dem as dat so by just saying dat will dat change their genetic makeup making them jewish u better put on ur thinking cap brainwashed fool.

Dibiachukwu: I do not know from which tribe I come from yet. I could be from judah or levi. A lot of Igbos are from these tribes. Some Igbos are also from the tribe of ephraim. It is not a joke. Some yoruba people are hebrew isrealites too. But they need to find out what tribe they come from. I really do not know. But I hope God shows me and I will let y'all know. Believe me. It is not a joke. God bless us all

pls stop ur madness to ur igbo brothers we yoruba are proud of our heritage and origin we donot feel insecure so never asccribe yoruba origin to judah we are more than them,if u study d generealogy of igbos u will find out dat u are more close genetically to a tribe in kenya than to d yoruba so we donot share d same origin.yorubas are not decendant of racist jews we are not religion fanatics like christian igbos bias against their muslims and d northeren muslims bias against christians we are free minded,so shove ur bullshit up ur ass.since u guys are fanatics i hope u enjoy ur labor serving ur jewish masters,bomboklat trying to bring yoruba along with his ibo back into colonial age.idiot

Logicboy03: There are different levels of hypocrisy

can u kindly explain a bit cos many times i find myself calling myself an hypocrite after carefully considering d double standard i used wen dealing with some situations.

Already liked ur post but it seems u are way behind as a guy already hav up to 200likes

[quote author=Dr_Bode]Congrats!! Start preparing for school[/quote]lol i hope so just hope dat oau dont hav suprises up their sleeves for competitive course lik medicine

Oysdam: How does locality/catchment cut off marks work?? They do say meeting d merit cut off assures one of admisn,is it same 4 locality?? People in d know should pls ans me

metit cut off is usually generally higher dan cut off for different locality.for example merit cut off maybe 250 but like osun state maybe 247,oyo 243 ekiti 249 etc so dats how it usually is

Oysdam: How does locality/catchment cut off marks work?? They do say meeting d merit cut off assures one of admisn,is it same 4 locality?? People in d know should pls ans me

metit cut off is usually generally higher dan cut off for different locality

B4 d exam many people are complaing about chemistry so peeps wats ur score in chemistry,mine is 82

I feel like crying,since junior secondary school i never take english and yoruba as a subject na just to write exam,in my waec d only subject dat i hav credit is in english,my neco result also its d only one which i hav c5 in which i hav c4 in others,in my jamb if not for those comrehension passage dat must hav inproved my score i wont hav scored 60 in my english,now to post jamb my phys,chem and bio i scored above 76 but only english treat my Bleep up with me scoring 56 damn it gosh i feel like cursing d god of english if it exist,wen i tried reading english textbooks i always fall asleep,now my spoken english is also poor dat i prefer speaking in yoruba kai gosh i hav to take english serious wen i get admission make i no go dey blow b4 my mates,lol any advise for me from nairalanders?.i hope oau will give me medicine and surgery with 291 and 248 in my post ume and utme respevtively.

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elnath: ......... I commend your passion, sir. But who created the Devil? Why will an omniscient, omnipotent God not forsee that this creature he created would turn to become the Devil? If God is a spirit, does He need an abode? Do spirits need a realm to stay in? Now, consider this place called Heaven. Where is it? Up there? Among the stars or beyond them? Is heaven a planet? Is it in our Milky Way galaxy or beyond it? What survives death is the soul, right? It is immaterial. So how come something without flesh and blood, something without form, is said to either know eternal bliss or pain? Can the air feel pain? Brother, don't be too blinded. 'Seek and ye shall find.'

wow dats all i could say,i couldnt find anywhere in ur posts to disagree with,u are just on point imagine jesus who cannot save judas one of his disciple and claim he can save d whole world wat d Bleep is dat,aimagine dis ill prepared fairy tale.all dat God claim to love man while he says he will throw disobedient people into hell fire isnt dat contradictory,it makes one wonder who is more evil between d biblical god and devil,d whole fairytale is so contrdictory.

Yeah d right word hypocrites but honestly everybody can be termed hypocrites at one point or d other depending on their position on a particular situation.i really dont know how to explain myself in words so i quit.

Yeah d right word hypocrites but honestly everybody can be termed hypocrites at one point or d other depending on their position on a particular situation.

Boomark: Does the wrath of God last forever?

of course it does,he said he will throw sinners inot hell fire eternally.so which love do d christians talk about.

Just checked my post ume scored 291,well just exactly as i predicted in my previous posts.wat are my chances i scored 248 im my jamb and 29r in my post ume going for medicine and surgery.patiently waiting for cut off mark i hope its like 265 for medicine and surgery.

Wats d maximum number of times one can check d post ume result using d result checker.

ProfChris10: I'm through with the exam, English good, Chem better, physics cool, maths na im come sweet pass all of them. NA RESULT NEXT O

as for me biology-excellent,physics-very good,chemistry-good,english-good.dat biology na cheap questions full there so within 10 minutes i don finish.patiently expecting ma result hope oau wont cut my expectation short cos na wahala dat one go cause o.lol