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Elhayjay:
Am not actually a sss staff. Just said that because I don't believe in what she claim she sells.I was suspicious the most when she called me to persuade to send money.so what are you guys now saying here.person called twice to tell me I should send money to her when she only sent ordinary plastics.she said they will ship out some batches today.why can't you people ask her to show us the finished products and the batches which will be shipped out today at least today is Thursday.

You're not an SSS (DSS) staff? Really? You don't mean it? one would assume the someone working with the SSS would be able to communicate in English.

P.S I hope you know its a criminal offence to impersonate a government official? and you sir/madam just said you were a State Security official trying to solicit for recharge cards online, putting the DSS into disrepute.

that's 2 acts of impersonation to defraud the public. one day you'll be hearing from the relevant authority soon enough.

I actually pity the guy. he clearly has formed a pattern over the years and perfected his art of luring old insecure women into relationships for financial gains.

But in his case, wasted the proceeds on sex, drugs and rock n roll. Tee billz fits the profile of a serial online love scammer constantly searching for women on dating sites. it's just a shame he always brings kids into the equation.

if this was game of thrones he would be Tunji "Stannis" Balogun and Dr Vivian "Melissandre" Oputa. (I hope she's not related to charly boy).

exclusive7:
so after all the info on that link your still spewing trash..my man receive sense biko..Precel is correct.. if your still arguing that you really need Jesus then
Op that picture is photoshopped

Dude! learn to read and comprehend properly. I'll let you bask in your stupidity for now.

the fact that you actually clicked on the link says it all.

that picture is photoshopped ? No sh!t Sherlock.

if that's the sense you have received, Biko return it

have a nice day

Precel1:
that's not a rattle snake please.... do your reach well ... a rattle snake is not given the name cos it likes like"ready"but because it has some dead scales on its tail that it shakes like a rattle creating a terrifying noise to scare of danger wen it feels threatened

Oh boy! Oh boy here we go ....you mean to tell me after reading all that you still felt the need to try and kick knowledge

No offence but you strike me as the sort of person that can start an argument with yourself in an empty room.

Anybody in their right sense knows the picture is clearly photoshopped and unreal. you should learn to observe sarcasm and relax a little.

what next, are you going to tell me unicorns don't exist?

thanks for the info though, I always thought rattlesnakes were half rat and half snakes

it's very real. it is called a "RATtlesnake"....very dangerous and judging by the looks, it resembles the rare hybrid cross between the American and African hairy rattlesnake. they are prolific breeders, able to give birth to 50-100 "ratlets" even without the need/presence of a male rattlesnake.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rattlesnake

"The More You Know"

Lol interesting stories.

here's mine. my first car was a black 1988 VW Scirocco GT (automatic). I paid about £250 for it from an uncle that used to get his vehicles at auction in 1999.

being excited at the prospect of owning a car i worked almost double shifts at my summer job just to save up for it. I also never told my uncle about my inability to drive apart from what I had observed people doing when they were driving as a passenger (checking footwork). the day i picked up the car he simply asked me if I could drive and I answered in the affirmative.

i got the keys to my jalopy and off I went. what happened next was an experience and a half. I can't say i drove the car rather i "moved" it from its location in barnet all the way to Edgware road. only God knows how i didnt run anybody over ( didnt stop at the Zebra crossings), get arrested by the police or crash the car with all the Sharp braking and jerky movements behind the wheel.

I managed to get home shaken from the experience and parked the car jejely for months only showing friends my parked car i couldnt drive until I summoned enough courage to do short trips on the quiet side streets and after that to my college (the main purpose of the car was to show off to my classmates).

if you lived in london you would know how risky it was especially for a black person to drive a vehicle without an MOT, road tax or full license. It's like having "please police arrest me" written all over you.

The car ended up being towed away after it got clamped by the council the same week I wanted to sell it off, couldnt get it back because the fine was worth more than the vehicle itself. in fact the stereo in the car was worth more than the vehicle and that's all I could salvage from it.

Best £250 I've spent but if I could go back in time I would never try such a stunt again and I also realize just how irresponsible my uncle was.

This topic is very odd and scary at the same time.

1. it is obviously a fraudulent / fake post

2. even after @moonraker said the girl was 11 YEARS old, some perverts are still trying to hook up with an underage CHILD.

for those desperate enough to exchange pm's with the OP if there's a slim possibility she's a genuine exchange student, I truly think your IPs should be tracked and monitored as you are clearly paedophiles. I will also assume female children cannot be left in your care.

@ japanesgirl go and look for your age mates on a hello kitty website/ forum.

interestingly as an exchange student your school would have arranged activities for you to meet your peers (SAME AGE GROUP) in Nigeria so that alone makes your exchange student story bogus.

the sooner people learn that it is IMPOSSIBLE for human beings to cross species the better.

there is nothing sinister or otherworldly about this goat, it is simply deformed due to some genetic mutation or simply a malformed foetus.

p.s An interesting fact is that all mammals and even fish foetus bear a striking resemblance to humans in the first couple of weeks.

The beauty of being in a developed society is that they would study this goat and if that yields no result, then there will be some essentric person who will take the goat , put it in formaldehyde and sell it for millions of dollars by simply calling it "art". Google "Damien Hirst" .

personally I would love to have seen this myself, would have jumped at the opportunity to take it home.

please are they still queuing for fuel?

this lady is not "oyinbo", I suspect south American (brazil) or cuban to be precise and looking at the art on the door, the unique wall structure, and the lady in the background one can deduce the pictures where not taken in Nigeria. p.s I could be spectacularly wrong

I'm a fan of tattoo art but sometimes too much of a good thing can be bad

@ Op, i owe you an apology! you have the mind of a saint. I wasn't expecting your response. your dog is most likely a mix between a Doberman and another breed or a rot and something else.

still a good dog you have there, happy sales. the right buyer will come

I don't think you know what a Rottweiler looks like. THIS IS NOT A ROTT. Change your title to " Rottweiler coloured mongrel at giveaway price" ...if you had even said Doberman people might have believed a bit.

this post is quite intriguing and only highlights the pysche of a typical Nigerian. That said this is a country where it is quite the norm to see human beings transported in the trunk of a car so surely we can see no wrong putting a voiceless piece of meat in the same place?

the ship for animal rights here sailed a long time ago. To all those saying its not a big deal I strongly recommend you do this in saner climes and see what happens. after all its your cow and you paid for it.

Anyway I'm more interested in how they managed to origami a full grown cow into the trunk and how are they going to get it out? it's hard enough to put 2 full size suitcases in a car but they managed to fit a cow. I'm impressed.

chuksofficial:
Hahahahaha do u expect the tail not to be hairy or u expect it to be short. Dat how the tail of a pure breed gsd is. Looking at it does it look like cross breed. Nawao oh. Buh I will upload more pics of berry later. But she changed a lot during her pregnancy period because she shaded most her old hairs and brought new ones dat why she looks fresher on the 2nd pic than the first pic.

How is this a pedigree German Shepherd? It even has a coiled up tail, was it crossed with a Pug? Saying "Thats how the tail of a pure breed had is" clearly shows you also know nothing about the breed you're trying to hawk. compare this picture with the other German Shepherd you put up.

Anyway a dog's a dog ...happy Sales

I doubt if this vehicle exists. My reasons below
1. that gear shift looks nothing like that from a Mercedes. if it was it would clearly have the MB insignia on the knob or AMG written on it

2. 6 exhausts ?? on an S65 ? highly unlikely...why doesn't the CL65 also have 6 exhausts then

3. This is the outgoing model of the S class. kindly check of the New 2015 S class models.

4. why would mercedes benz stick a manual in their most luxurious flagship model? this isn't the 80's anymore when the 500SEL had a manual option .

5. anyone that knows benz cars, especially their Manual shifters would know the reverse would never be where the picture depicts.

@ ifyalways I truly admire your resilience and spirit of keeping this thread alive. cotonoue is almost like Alaska to chucky234, especially considering that they have all networks there.

saw the video and felt the officers were a tad extreme using a baton over a transport offence. in most cases you're issued an "on the spot fine" and court summons and be sent on your way, but in this case they preferred handcuffs.

I guess everyone is more cautious with random acts terrorism and violence so maybe the cops are justified. the last London bus bombing wasn't a laughing matter at all.

bottom line ....PAY YOUR FARE BEFORE HOPPING ON THE TRAIN. It will save you the embarrassment

@ OP, the fact that you can say its not a diesel should already start ringing alarm bells. have you been filling it up with petrol all this time? if so then you've most likely destroyed this poor vehicle.

besides who wakes up and makes a conscious decision to import a diesel powered mercedes CLA from the UK to Nigeria

I assumed it was mostly Eastern Europeans and Russians that normally get cars on Hire Purchase and quickly ship them out of the country without paying for it.

happy sales

@NexTrend have you had any phone conversation or contact with him since this thread was put up?

He claims to be a friend of yours yet he went out of his way to sell you a lemon. chucky234 believes in the "out of sight, out of mind" theory. forgetting that problems don't disappear because of distance.

he's had over 8 months to replace this vehicle and still no show but has had the audacity to post up "bargains" and bonanza offers of similar vehicles in the auto section in the same time period.

I suggest you aim for a full refund and damages. the value you paid for that vehicle has dropped drastically due to the current exchange rate. I also recommend you take your time to search for a car yourself. A vehicle purchase is not something you just dive into head first.

all the best

omarithmetics:
This is a C230 not a Clk despite what its written. Its probably pre-owned by altered. A CLK comes in a coupe form and its basically an E-class coupe

Bros, don't mind me jor. I was just checking to see if the OP was aware of what he was posting.

chucky234, although no one is above mistakes, I feel you intentionally feign ignorance when it comes to your car business and customers. especially for someone who claims to know so much about Mercedes and has been a registered user on this site for such a long time.

common sense dictates that you should thoroughly check the car over in Lagos for any faults or discrepancies before sending off to far away uyo.

did you not see the error codes, scratched off vin, electrical faults? for someone in the car trade I believe a scanner should be one of the tools you should personally own.

my question to you is, would you buy such a vehicle if it was presented to you ? also the fact that you mentioned the car has to be warmed everyday or else it will damage the engine is quite scary.

I might not be an expert on the C class but any vehicle that requires such attention should start ringing alarm bells and I know people that have the same vehicle who don't go through such stress. (I saw how you cleverly shifted the blame to the unsuspecting buyer)

I strongly recommend you change your approach to business or better still avoid the car trade completely and stick to selling dogs/ Caucasians as you evidently have not got the knowledge or professionalism to be a dealer.

not all car dealers are bad but you sir are giving other dealers a hard time in this section, maybe because of your minor popularity here or some might not be as outspoken or as articulate as you are. but once all that gloss is off you are seen for what you truly are. A MIDDLEMAN

Do the right thing bro, its a new year and its not too late to start afresh.

lol ...this is one funny thread

interesting, never knew the CLK also came in saloon form. This is indeed very rare, dont you think your asking price is too low for this unicorn of Mercedes?

What I find even more scary is that some people will read this rubbish and actually believe it.

I believe that's an aardvark.

to the guy arguing that Kangaroos are in Nigeria, I beg to differ, Kangaroos are famously known to be found in Australia or neighbouring countries (hence the reason why their rugby team is nicknamed "The Wallabies" .

you may or you may not have seen one in Nigeria. but I assure you if you did then it was imported by someone into the country and guess where he would have brought it from? ...you guessed it AUSTRALIA!!!

I'll also assume you''ve seen a panda or koala in Nigeria as well?

you guys are mean sha

Siena:
[color=Blue]Proof that you're just a frustrated old slag. No decent female will use the sort of language you do. Your choices are pretty limited, which is why you'll be spending more time each week on all fours.

So you're 30. Who asked you to share your age, you dozy bint?

And only a budding slag will term her coochie as "Paradise". Sounds like a well that anyone can use. Keep selling your fanny, until you become so used and worn out, even the drunks littering the dark subways in NYC would become picky.

It just goes to show how your cesspit of a mind works, when you make assumptions that you're better than anyone else. Keep using your rancid slit to climb the ladder of whoredom. The average street walker has more self respect than you'll ever know - at least they don't deny what they are.

Your ex-husband had a lucky escape when he ditched your rancid arsé, you crawling, arsé-licking, dripping cóck-sucking bítch.

Judging by the grammatical blunders, poor use of tenses in your rants, it would appear GTB will hire just about anyone these days. Hardly surprising, as you're willing to use your body to pay for favours - your words, not mine.

Met your "targets" yet? [/color]

Ah ahn Siena!! you just went in on her. I honestly think there's no point responding to her and to be fair I doubt she works in GTB because if she does their standards have really dropped and I've lost hope in their recruitment process.

How does she turn in reports? sign language? ...I get a headache just trying to read the cluster Bleep of words she jumbled together .

anyway its a new year, madam enjoy your rav4 for you've really worked hard for it (albeit not in the conventional way) .

hopefully one day your kids get to see how much of a role model you are and the things you were willing to do for shiny things.

can't say I feel sorry for your ex-husband either because he must have known the sort of person you were before marrying you ( trying to make a ho a housewife).

was his name captain save-a-ho by Any chance?

berepiki:
.... Activa... Please activate your mind for upgrade... You have a small mind... You need Jesus to grow up...

Just got another famous quote because of your persistent antagonism... 'only a small mind would bother itself about how a seed became a tree'... You need to start seeing beyond your nose...

I can't give you a patent secretly let alone on nairaland... If you are EFCC then call me for interrogation...

GOD has done a great thing just thank God with me... Not appreciating good things can keep you at a spot if you don't know...

You're a good guy tho... I forgive your ignorance

Hey @Berepeki I think Activa is asking simple and logical questions which you have still failed to answer.
As much as I would like to congratulate you on your "success story" I cannot because you have not really shared a story but rather jumped to the ending.

if you wrote a novel you wouldn't just write the end

1. did you win baba ijebu (lottery)

2. did you inherit money from family

3.did someone see the passion in your chosen field and decide to invest in your unique skills and schools

whatever story you choose is totally up to you but Success doesn't happen overnight and to say you cannot explain because its Gods doing is quite disturbing.

I'm not sure what the requirements are for opening schools in PH but I would assume that you would have registered the entity with the CAC which should take a month or 2, be recognised as a school by the state , equip and furnish the school premises.

up till now you have not even said the name of the said school you founded yet you want people to apply for jobs.

What if you are even a kidnapper that just wants to abduct people and are using this miracle of God as an excuse?

Does your establishment have a website ?

Anyway the Lord truly works in mysterious ways because for crying out loud you were still debating whether to go for a bogus customs job last month (Dec 09,2015) in abuja

Hey Pretty ex-wife, I hope I'm not too late. your beauty and articulate expression speaks volumes. I'm a handsome ex-boyfriend myself and had the same issue with my plate number.

You need to Change it or sort it out without delay because it will affect the engine and the Flux Capacitor of your 2008 rav 4 (trust me that will really ruin your swag) ...my mechanic didn't inform me in time so I had to get a new engine because of the foolish plate number.

more grease to your GT marketing elbows and knees (sounds Like you spend a lot of time on them). I believe you should have met your target for 2017 by now?

I guess he bought it from inspired motors lol

cool idea Bro, once crossed you'll get a Pigeot or is it Peugeot?...very popular and rare breed