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Shollypopz: Nigerians are awake.....Kenyans run for cover

#someonetellkenya When a kenyan tells a girl to run away with him. He means on foot.

#someonetellkenya Barrack Obama's Grandfather is the Most Successful Kenyan Athlete. He Ran Away from Starvation!!

#someonetellkenya that it doesn't make sense if your feet are quick when your brain is dead.

#someonetellkenya that obama is the only kenyan that eats three square meals a day.

[size=50pt]#someonetellkenyans—Kenyans pick up line =====> “Hey babe, I can Run”.[/size]

Our very own Mr.Ibu tweets Meaning of "KENYANS" --- KINDLY EAT NOW,YOU ARE NEAR STARVATION #someonetellkenya

WTF?

gmyguy: gosh how can u find that funny, its so lame, except you are in primary school or have a low I.Q

What is lame is a tool like yourself, who didn't enjoy the benefits of a proper school making reference to a school.

You have an IQ competing with the temperature of the North Pole and you still talk about IQ

Your shame must be in the pits for you not to have swallowed that cyanide capsule in your mouth after you and you barbaric ilk have been this pulverised!

190:

they claimed they would be coming to Nigeria with a 25man team
and showed up with 35 instead!

Im preety sure the rest 10 new additional faces where their wives and kids
honey im going to play FOOTUBALLU in lagos
that is abroad - are you coming

i'll be damned if she doesnt

gmyguy: i bet you dont know barack obama is from kenya. why can't you guys just say sorry

Sorry for the Holocaust?
Sorry for the famine in North Korea?
Sorry for Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Sorry for Srebenica?
Sorry for the extreme starvation in Kenya?
Sorry that Kenyans bit more than they can chew?
Sorry that Kenya put an imbe-cile in charge of their advance team for their match in Nigeria?
Sorry for what exactly

Just fucckkk outta here already, you peon!

190: it seem scar returned from the dead to take his seat

Fussbot: Lwkm...omo!naija get bad mouth kilode!...my favorites:

[size=50pt]Don't marry a kenyan girl,it's like animal HUSBANDRY..[/size]

Pls I dn't like dis diss against kenyans..I dn't support ANIMAL CRUELTY!

The only positive thing about kenya is HIV

Pls kenyans don't try 2 twit-fit us..wen Ghana tried it d last time..dia PRESIDENT died..

Kenyans pls dn't try 2 twit-fit us,cus it wn't still put u on d MAP of Africa

It's surprising as I see so many kenyans following me al of a sudden,pls am not a ZOOLOGIST..

The most popular game in kenya is d HUNGER GAMES

Btw Ghanians and Kenyans I still dey find who resemble SATAN pass

Pls is dai anybody again living in kenya aside KUTA KUTE

Lwkm...naija..I hail o...e stil plenty 4 twitter...

BREAKING NEWS: Celebration in Nairobi as Kenya prepares to launch first satellite. #SomeoneTellKenya

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@bubusn: #SomeoneTellKenya Population of Kenya = 41m, Nigerians with Internet Access = 48m.

@JERUBBAAL_tm: #SomeoneTellKenya that when two Kenyans kiss, it sounds like screen muncher

@TheBlackHermit: So Kenya has a human President? Was Simba impeached?

[quote author=omo_to_dun]Welcome to Kenya, where people are darker than their shadows![/quote]Are you madt?!

ItsModella: Presidential villa, Abuja
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Presidential villa, Nairobi
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Mean bish!

[quote author=omo_to_dun]@melokay: Kenyan version of "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES"


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Damn!

Omo to dun is deranged!

ItsModella: Kenyans actually joined twitter to see if they could kill the bird (twitter logo)... Height of hunger !

Madt sh-it!

Kenyans

#AboutKenya

#SomeoneTellKenya

#SomebodyTellKenyans

And many more all being used to take Kenyans apart!

Ghanaians shuld rejoice, Kenyans are now the S.I unit of darkness! Darkness is now measured in Kenyans

This is the sh-it!!

@Freakypal56: They say when 2 or 3 kenyans are gathered it is called a Broom"

dayokanu: https://www.pardaphash.com/uploads/images/660/xm-76786.jpg

Meanwhile In Spain Messi cant find his dick needs some help

Erectil3 dysfunction maybe

Fussbot: @ Iya ngbali and coogar...ontop dis football matter??abeg make una stop dis tin jare..

Leave them be jor.

Their disses are too few and far between to cause a bother.
It's not like they dedicated the whole day to a 'diss-a-thon'.

[quote author=A-40]I'm sure our next opponent Juve is already working on exploiting that weakness! I wonder why Juup has not addressed it! A basic but potentially fatal flaw in a tight game where the opposition knows a good delivery can lead to a goal if they can simply force a corner! Which is ridiculously easy to do[/quote]With Master Pirlo delivering inch perfect balls from set plays, and monsters like Chiellini, Barzagli et al lurking, you can bet your a$s they would exploit this to maximum brutality!

Well with a taller ninja there you never know! But that's besides the point! That system does not allow for accountability as players are always confused as to who to mark! In that instance Boateng and Van Buyten where the closest to Drogba! One didn't react quick enough while the other didn't react at all

Ashley Cole has been hacking away goal bound balls with his head since the beginning of time, and he's not the tallest footballer around

Thing is, had Boateng tried to keep Drogba on a tight leash, rather than pushing him, giving him much needed momentum to attack the ball ferociously that goal could have probably been avoided.

Or maybe na the zonal marking make am push Drogba comot for imm zone to another pesin zone hence, absolving himself of the responsibility/blame

Zonal marking ko, Zonal Commander ni

[quote author=Gbawe.]Nigeria. What a joke country. Terror suspect totally unshackled with many carrying automatic weapons around him. What kind of intelligence conceives these glaring acts of madness if not "leaders" and "bosses" promoted far beyond their ability? Were Sokoto to grab one of those weapons and take out many before being overpowered , or even escape, would a 3 year old in Madagascar not say "terribly obvious"?

On the other hand , this show of laxity could mean this court appearance, like many other seen lately, is another Nollywood charade being played out to deceive Nigerians. The suspect and his prosecutors may all be on the same side and just going through the motions.[/quote]

So Drogba's bullet would have been stopped had a man being at the post? Man at the post ko, man in the mirror ni


[quote author=A-40]You dey be! Make I evaluate the teams after international break first! This one no be Arsenal wey man go just run drop money like that[/quote]Ok nah, koni s'ewu

dvdon: O mehn those gun remind me of that 3D animation movie starship troopers. O

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ItsModella:

Shollypopz: Oh, I see. Thanks.......not what I was expecting.

^^^

ItsModella: [s]There's already a thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/1229582/fans-angry-beyonces-bow-down[/s]

Shollypopz: When is there going to be a thread about the Beyonce's new song - "BOW DOWN B1TCHES" There's a lot to say naw

https://www.nairaland.com/1229582/fans-angry-beyonces-bow-down

Ogbeche77: All those guns na wash, make dem no use dat one bobo us, make dem carry am go Bornu go hunt down boko guys.

[quote author=A-40]By Easter weekend I go don know how far

Wait lemme
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O ti ya were walahi


Me I get awoof money wey I wan give you chop take chop another awoof from you ni.

Awon ibon toh badt!

victorian: I remember a Shehu , where I use to live married a very quiet pretty Muslim lady.. She is the first wife. They had 4boys and 3girls. After several yrs of marriage , the husband then realize he had to take another wife... The first wife was so bitter, but no one suspected anything... She accepted calmly when he told her, he is bringing in a second wife.. The children grumbled, the mother cried quietly most nights, praying the husband will not bring in another woman. One fateful day, the husband was served his meal , as usual by one of his daughters, within few minutes of eating, he shouted with pain, held tightly to his tummy, shouting for water.. His wife came out quickly, with shock and fear on her face, screaming for neighbors to come help her.. Before they could rushed him to the hospital , he died on the way..
The wife was crying uncontrollably, her children , neighbors were consoling her.., late at night when it was only she And her children.. She then confessed that, she added Love portion to their father's soup, never realizing that the spiritualist that gave her the love portion , gave her poison instead... And that she is so sorry, and see what she has caused... The children know their mum is not An evil person, but very caring , accommodating and loves too much... It was desperation that pushed her to do what she did...all she wanted, was her husband to Love her back...
The children were very unhappy, but they couldn't resent their mum, but forgave her..
The eldest son, was the one who told me of their story... That in such situation? Will they kill their mum or banish her from their home? No , they cant.... cause they love her so much and its all a mistake!..Their dad died at the age of 47 yrs... Their mother will be 70yrs by the end of this yr...the children are grown, and taking care of her..
So tell me, is that a wise decision on the part of the husband?

What I know is, you are not of a sane mind and doesn't deserve to dwell in parts inhabited by sane people.


Cocckk and bull story!

What's the relevance of this codswallop to the murderous witch you are all defending?

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Top Boko Haram Operative Kabir Sokoto the alleged mastermind of the Chrismas day Madalla St Theresa's Catholic church bombing in 2011 among other terrorists acts he's being tried for, appeared in court today.


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