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leunamme93: Forza Milan
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leunamme93: Forza Milan
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ibrutex: things dey hapen 4face me i slap you.
One day i ran home frm school 11am,evry where was quiet.i went 2d backyard 2ease myslf bt i ws suprise wat i saw :-/ someone was bathing in d bayhroom bt one can easily see the leg of the person bathing . To my surprise i saw 4legs. As a sharp guy now i lov adventure i'd like to see d end of the movie. So hide somewhere behold wen d bathroom door was opend it was a new tenant young guy that came out first ,bt d other two legs stayed back. After some minutes she came out iya tobi. My eyes shall not see evil. I never told anyone til i left d compound sha.

yuzedo: The old lady rolls like that? Nah bruv, too much pedigree to engage in bestiality and cross-specie breeding. Your pops on the other hand has balls, and besides, i don't want to create another you..
.. My mission here is complete. While i strut out with my trolling-head held high, you on the other hand will always be remembered as the tactless, belligerent faggit who rapes unfortunate people in the slum he survives in! I'd say "Have a pleasant day faggit", but we both know thats impossible in Ijora Badia!

ichommy: https://www.nairaland.com/1222079/photo-former-president-olusegun-obasanjo#14706866

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yuzedo: Nitwit, bro, so your looking for gay patna?? Isn't Ijora Badya among the makoko place Fashola destroy? instead of looking for rent money ur looking man nyash, shiorr!

la furia: , the armed robber fear house with no door......

mysticgal: nitlad take gum#gives him gum#leta take water oh,ur temper dey rize,abeg free me lyk igloo.shuu u see me 4 dream?

Adonis Ugeeseus: quite frankly I'm equally disgusted with u,u call where people leave disgusting? As if they CHOSE 2 stay there.2 think u probably went 2 skul is appalling.

mysticgal: lemme clear the air,wen i say disgusting,i mean it's environmrent.eg the sokaway spillage,its digustyn.uh

deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel.

groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!

yuzedo: Be nice, we have MOPOL in our prado jeep in BANANA ISLAND...

mysticgal: if i have a chance to change my frnds lives i will,and i wil try my best 2,so no need cussing moi.

yuzedo: Huh? Nitwitlad, bro, who thought you Eeglish in ur jakande fass me ah fase you house? I am impress!

groovie: someone shiiits in the pit latrine and does not flush, and anoda fool comes rushing into d toilet with running stomach, adds to it and does not flush too. now ur pressed and want to use d toilet, u go in with ur own bucket of water u see d whole mess and ur shiiit relocates from ur rectum back to ur large intestine, u come out the toilet cussing aloud

u have low voltage electricity and one bastard plugs an electric cooker to cook beans and nobody else can use electricity even to charge fone, u come out ur room and start cussin loudly

ill be back

mysticgal: stop nitlad.you're cussing,not sharing your experience,if you're idle,chew gum pls.atleast we said our's#duh#

mysticgal: nitlad be proud of ur face me i face you apartment and share ur experience jor.apocalypse ur own is till 2morrow

apocalypse: It's not an insult , an insult would be " you fccking arrogant stewpid biatch ". Now that would be an insult.

mysticgal: if i were proud i wont have any frnd dat lives dere,so gimme a break and hey u dnt have 2 insult me to make a point.

yuzedo: Huh?! Fas me a fase you? In Banana Island?? NEVER!

mysticgal: never had the oppourtunity of living in that type of place,but got friends there,it's hilarious and disgusting,there

Pataki: ^^^ Now I understand every time I come across your username, it strikes me as nit-wit.

kenkruse: Everton and Liverpool coming closely behind us.
How I wish Arsenal can win the UCL and displace spurs as usual.

Chanchit: Eleri'bu..!

tunapawizzy: oniranu ashewo omo olobooku

franchizy: Pls wen do dis happens