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Sordid eyesore!

That some repugnant goons are bawling about the lockdown of this Squalid Palace shows they are bastards who should be sent back to the various crevices they crept out from!

^^^
Let the fool delude himself into oblivion.
Fact still remains had FSW been getting the results, fans would have warmed to him! The chantings would have dissipated!

If Grant could get results then FSW is a failure!


Cvnty Rafa has failed!!!!!!

[quote author=Sabre-tooth]dude, learn to understand why a post was written before quoting, ok?

The person I quoted mentioned the UCL and Club World Cup as one of the reasons Sneijder should have won, saying he (wesley knocked Barca out of the UCL). That is giving Milito's glory to Sneijder. Simply told him Sneijder wasn't the best player in the Inter squad. The facts supports this, and I do not care much about who wins the Ballon d'Or.

Winning trophies with a team is not what gives you the Ballon d'Or (even Valdez won the world cup). Besides the fact that he wasn't the best in his UCL-winning Inter squad, he wasn't even the best player in the World Cup either. You guys overhyped Sneijder's season.[/quote]What's your P brah?

What I'm simply saying is, this same Milito that you said had a better 2010 than Sneijder was not among the 23 best for the year!

You are trying to say Milito deserves it more than Sneijder, and even this Milito was not deemed fit/good enough to be among the 23 best!

So either way, FIFA is a fraud!

[quote author=Sabre-tooth]Milito was the hero of the UCL and Serie A that season. Inter thrived mainly because of him, not Sniejder. Notice what happened when Milito lost form the season after.

I hate it when you give the glory of a player's hardwork to his teammate, just so he can overthrow Messi.[/quote]Even that year Milito was not among the 23 shortlisted initially which was latter pruned down to three.

So either way FIFA is still a fraud!!!!!

[quote author=deal_ordea]El Classico: La Madrid Le Murder Barca.. Ac Milan est Burial."" =D[/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/1212194/real-madrid-vs-barcelona-el/9#14569590

TechyGuy: I didn't know they can be agbero too! Now that they are loosing, we are seeing their character.

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naijalodge: hahahaha.....funny sub.....CR7 IN,lionel messi OUT....very funny sub...when king come house,house boy go hide.....lol

https://www.nairaland.com/1212194/real-madrid-vs-barcelona-el/9#14569460

It's official, Barca are in a full blown crisis!!!!

Mou-Madrid has finally gotten your number.

With a second string team doing you in this time.





































Let the rantings begin!

Lol @ "The Interim One"

Rebuttals and counter-rebuttals just dey fly everywhere


E jor ooo

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What a pussey! The cvnt-face already eating his own words!

Criticism of fans was for unity of the team

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Why are Gayners going nostalgic on here?

^^^
Hahahaha

Ngbo Odesky, Mr all-is-well-in-our-part-of-the-divide is that true?

RuuDie: Wasn't he booked for the lunge on Pedro?

Nah, he wasn't.

The FSW is loathed by all, despicable cvnt!


GTFO rotund!

Hehehehehehehehe....

Fresh air

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/26/article-2284803-184E4CA3000005DC-459_634x418.jpg

Happy to see the back of you!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Thick ko Skin ni

I'd Only wait for this day since he got appointed.

Am sure he had Plans to 'Luckily' impress and get the Job on full-time basis, well, its ok he've seen the handwriting on the Wall - He's not Needed at SW6!

Gosh! Gotta text Levy, Our petition worked [/color]

Such an arrogant fathead! He finds his voice to rant, trying to have pity party or curry favour?
But won't find his voice to apologise for his past misyarns!

He deserves everything coming his way!

Sack him already jor! Yeyenatu

But wait o Is he trynna blackmail Chelsea into giving the job on a full time basis or what?
I remember he pulled some shit similar to this in his last days at Inter only Massimo was smart enough to see through him and brought the axe down on his fat neck!

Give the cvnt the P45 already jor


Good riddance!

Who says the boos aren't getting to the FSW?

I thought he had a thick skin


Chelsea toh badt! Finally seen the back of the cvnt!

coogar: my family is in afghanistan.........
i have about 4 hrs more so persevere......i have a fat prey to devour. nitlad's blood is all over my sleeve. he's been gutted but he's using stubborness to patch himself. i have crushed his egos with my timbz.

4 more hours to go on night raid abi?

Oloriburuku ole!!!!
Firinji oke! Alo kolohun kigbe!
Omo iya aje!



You got more than you bargained for this time fool, your demise is certainly coming at my hands!

coogar: that's my style, my signature.....i don't bite people's schemes of dissing so i write in such a way anyone would recognise my comments. at least i am better than the failure of your father who looks like he's pregnant with a microwave oven. i have been coming off the top since....all the mum/dad jokes are fresh like your father kidnapping strangers and fellating on them. where else would you hear such?



if you mention any dialect once again, i would stab you. what's gone wrong with you? did you miss your pills. you are so much of a twit if you runaway from home, you would come back pregnant by the animal shelter.



no wonder sephia thinks nitlad is coogar. all you do is steal other people's schemes and deploy them against the inventors of the vocabs. you lack originality. it's a trait inherited from your untalented family tree.



i telekinetically redirect what you typed there and send it to your family compound to burn every oxygen consumer into ashes. you are clashing with coogar. i have got fur, you have got wool. i am a cannibal, you eat herbs. you bi-polar fuckwit, nothing you say can be considered punchlines, i am the judge, jury and your executioner and i would unleash the same punishment on everyone carrying your DNA strand.

You style is whack, your signature is soggy, and you schemes are to repetitively bland!
Curse on the infamous day you dropped outta your mother's cvnt you aren't lifting these off the internet. Wan dey take yahoo disses follow me tackle, you will die suddenly!
Bastard son of yorubaland! I will diss you in whatever language soothes me, I am your Lord you will take it on the chin and suffer the curses for your entire lifetime!

Nothing you do will be successful!
Prosperity will always be your opponent!
Seeking your daily bread will lead to your sudden death!



Ati iran de iran will not know peace!

What a narcissistic pig! So full of his empty self! Going on bout these are my lines! Repeating the same cods wallop since the beginning of time!
The only thing you own is misfortune in truckloads! You have a monopoly of that.
Diss me with new lines fool. Come at me with spontaneous non rehearsed vibes!
From when this started, you Tutsi bastard have been on the same diss pattern!
Let's see you ingenuity if you've got it. Break new grounds!


Nor be by discussing you parents overflogged g3nitals you go take clear Nitlad fa All that one ko ran emi o

The greatest inhumanity man can do to man is for the next person that will come in contact with you not to rip your lungs out and take am do chain put for imm dog neck - you oloshious garlic munching bangalore riff-raff. You deserve to have died in every genocide that had happened in history over and over again


Iya ati baba eh will never know joy!

After well over 30mins and still no reply, it can now be agreed coogar has been put back in the doldrums where he belongs!
You have been sodomized! You cowardly pansy!

Next time choose your battles wisely lest you get murdered like this again!

I'm out out yo!

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Oya na oloriburuku....

Ani moh fe ba ti e je ni seh

coogar: repeated bars? oh my gosh!
after telling the whole community about your mother's camel-toe that looks like the footprint of an elephant. even your parents know you have been thoroughly schooled. i am from the concrete streets so all those your incoherent jargons will not punch through a wet paper bag. you are my shoemaker - i would räpe your mother and blow smoke in her rectum like i am in a shisha bar. you are demented, basic and tasteless.



this is like battling myself - this motherfücker is playing my words back to me. no wonder people feel i am nitlad. fraudarsê plonker, you have the swag of an orange tree.....if your father wasn't such a disgraceful knucklehead, how could he consummate with a neighbourhood slüt like your mum to have you?



of course, you have seen more money - watching a movie centred on bank heist. otherwise, where would a kerosene backgrounded demented bastärd like yourself see mad cheddarz, let alone spend it!!!! your verses have the replay value of a lottery ticket. they are so disjointed, incoherent and certainly lifted from coogar's previous posts! you are a disgrace to the y-chromosomes that formed you. how did you beat your competition to your mother's bouncing ovum? steroids? lolololol



says a eunuch disvirgined by his own father.
this is what you call jabs? spërm donation is a jab? cheiiiiii, coogar has just killed another wannabe trying so hard to fit in. you are a mental-paraplegic. my dog lives a more comfortable life than both of your parents. where are they now? probably farming and slapping mosquitoes on each other's back - and you who's supposed to be their ticket to wealth has failed yourself while wallowing in your mid-life crisis.



present yourself at the foot of coogar's throne - i am book-smart and street-smart, nitlad - you just look smart. mugabe's pet apes? lolololol. open that mouth again and i would fly an aircraft into the roof of your mouth. shut that cesspit you call a mouth, your breath stinks. ask guapo to lend you $5, go buy some peppermints........scratch that, fück the bubblegum, your tongue needs a long shower.

a flaming pederast like yourself sired by a neighbourhood predator. i bet your father has made crime fighters on AIT about a dozen times. you hail from a family of statutory räpists. you outfoxing me is as likely as your dad getting on a plane(local or international), you son of a thousand fathers!

Ani oloriburuku ni eh seh
Your brain is so transparent I know what you will type in your next 50 posts!

Your owners are the biggest failures ever!
Like I said before, not in this life, not in another will a fruit-cake meathead like you bother me with your repetitions!

You village is 'popular' today no thanks to your mother's involvement with in a marathon orrrrgy in your village square. She was the last whor3 standing after 87hours of non stop penetration!

Taking a closer look at you, one cannot but notice the "can't make it". Sign evident all over you.

Awon to ni eh seeing the irredeemable disaster you have become must be wishing they had used you for money rituals when you were younger. You wouldda at least fetched them some peanuts even if yours is ori ibu wey nor fit comot beta money!

The only time your mother gets cheered is when she's lapping the pud out of the over used cvnt of a fellow floozie. You alabaru son of two nobodies!

Whatever you thought was going for you before you engaged Nitlad is fast unraveling before you!



Your father and mother will shed sorrowful tears for you!

coogar: sephia, you see what i am talking about? onanist in the same breath with beating dad's meat? the misuse of vocabulary. you can already tell this fool has my posts all over his room and just lifting the vocabs without checking the meaning and the context it should apply in. onanist = wänker, the correct word should be pederast. i am disappointed i am sparring with a semi-illiterate but what can i do? every victory counts - like jose mourinho would say, a cup is a cup.




hehehehehehe - won't you even try to be creative with schemes and using different angles? indolent copycat, you are getting skewered tonight. this is your punishment for each time you have pinched my schemes -

your mother is a known fluffer/knobwasher - she doesn't own a camel toe like every other female, she possesses an elephant toe. her püssy is so puffed it stands one mile away from her hip. what a degenerate of a cursed pedigree. the amount of stupidity platelets flowing through your veins in wattage would solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world nations!



the autistic savant brainfarts again......
stop smoking your father's pubic hair, you schlepper. your mothers örifice is so wide it could pass as an american freeway. talking about research, the last time geophysicists ventured into her, they found seamen, dolphins, 3 oil rigs, dana airline passengers, half of a game reserve and the 2nd half of all the premier league games since 1993.



obese charlatan!
you look like me and the starting team of chelsea fc put together. you are so greasy, you should be a poster boy for nigerian petroleum. i work hard and i have got my mind on my money and my money on me mind. nitlad has got his mind on his tummy and he's hungry all the time.

beat me in a verbal joust? not a chance - the only sport you can beat me in if this was a wet-t shirt contest. excessive toxic spermheads colliding with your mothers ovarian cyst was always going to produce a disaster of a child. your life - i shall cut in half.

bow down - pray to your lord n saviour(coogar) and ask for forgiveness!

The dyslexic buffon bleats yet! Your dyslexia is reducing you to an object of ridicule! You wee fud!
The rate at which you distort the rules of the language, if you wrote an english exam, the pass mark would have to be %2 for you to stand a chance of passing it at the 20th attempt!
Chatting the same bollocks since forever thinking you can put Nitlad away with those? There is a better chance your mother would pass a virginity test than you getting close to me with your repeated bars!

You can bleat, bawl, shout, groan, moan all you want you still aint got nothing on me. You gasbag dork!
The only thing you can say that will be new, will be "I want Out". Any other megede fegede is just repeated tosh.
You try so hard to make you ewe ogede attacks sting but all it does is help chase away the flies brought by your ignoble presence.
Overweight squirrel, I've definitely seen and own more money that your entire genaration had/has or ever will! All it takes is a call for me to ensure your entire surviving relatives starve to death.

You are abortion's strongest point! The greatest pro life activist ever was shut up with your case study!


Just for fun, I'd have your mother flown to zero gravity level, and watch until she gets torn apart with the pressure!

Your father wanted to donate his sp3rm to raise some much needed funded funds to treat ur rare condition(only affects one in 2billion people on the planet), only to be rejected on the basis of him having already produced too many never-do-wells!

Your best chance of survival for the main time against starving to death is for your mother to agree to be gang banggged by Mugabe's pet apes and get paid the whole of Z$10 million! I alraedy have a bet she'd take the offer! Your family's condition is that deplorable!


The next time rain falls where ever you are, may thunda faya you!!!!




Oya proceed on another repetition.......

coogar: right on time, i was about giving up you weren't coming back......

more exegesis.....

do you know your nickname as a foetus? cöckblocker!!!!
your mother fücked so many men while pregnant with you, your scans revealed cöck bruises on your face, limbs and torso. there were even reports when you let out your first cry after being pinched on the bum, semën spurted out from your nasal cavity.

now let's revisit your failed upbringing.......
back at the orphanage, your foster dads literally gangräped you whenever you refused to bellydance for their fellow pederasts! you are a trust fund baby - thanks to nairaland, you were on the brink of ending your own life cos growing up was very difficult for you.

the incident of your mother's brutal arsërape still gets whispered in her village as the most inhumane treatment ever meted to a woman in the history of nigeria. she was battered till the flaps of her vägina went in opposite directions like 2 different house addresses. after the whole gruesome act, she was left in the centre in a bukkåke position as dirty drug-fiends spurted acidic sëmen on her face. cumshots flying everywhere with the trajectory of the bullet that killed j-f kennedy.

You are the product of cross breeding between an elephant and a pig, hence your adiposed cells!
Rumour has it you are the youngest onanist ever! You started beating your man meat since you were 1! Learnt the trade from your equally unfortunate pederastic father! Must have been mentally disturbing having to be raised by a man who finds his uttermost pleasure in the behind of pigs. More disturbing his the lack of chagrin with which he does this in the open!
Your mother was a door knob, everybody gets a turn!
The video that went viral on the internet a couple of months ago of a woman having carnal knowledge of a 4 year old boy had your mother as the starring 'model'.
You were autistic, it took the knowledge of someone who was in the know about your mother's nefarious ways when she was pregnant with you to decifer the code word to give you voice! Sp3rm! Recent research have found that mentioning the certain words synonymous with a preggo can get an autistic up!

All it took was your miserable life's story to be told before Iran legalised abortion lest they start breeding offsprings of multiple orgiiieessss like you!

sephia: I thought niitlad was coogar. Except we are being conned and being made to believe two different people are arguing in order to throw off suspision. Anyway, i doubt Coogar is Yoruba so the theory wouldn't stand. Coogar, we know you are the king of diss but e don do na. Haba

Should Bill Gate decide to spend all his fortune on coogar, he still doesn't qualify to lace my shoes!
He's that cursed! Epe n ja gan

Mother's pussssyyyy so wide that playing -after OJO- while growing up didn't require a goal post, her toto will suffice!

coogar: is that it?
i am going to advise you to stop smoking the cremated ash of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge. you called me out and your words keep receding like the waves of the atlantic ocean. have you run out of things to say? hehehehehehe - verbal fitness failure.

listen.......stupidity fell in love with imbecility and the product was you. i am not to be fücked with, i am carnivorous and i'm high on barbiturates so eating your heart one chamber at a time is a stroll in the park. you are the spermatozoon your mother should have swallowed with a glass of warm guinness rather than let you flagellate and swim upstream her tampon-socket!

if i earn a somalian shilling each time you have been found out to be an airhead, i would be a trillionaire in dollars. from your felonies of being a pickpocket to handling little children in nigeria, what part of your development stage isn't cursed? you are a statutory räpist - i hope the foundation of the building you sleep tonight collapse and you are buried in the debris.



you would never catch coogar walk away from a brawl without the bloodstains of his foe on his hands. you are about to die so if you have any relatives that can help you out, now is the time to call for help. by the time i am through with you, you would be prepped to go stab that whorë of your mother.



i admire your memory - so you still remember the words uttered by those vigilante group on the night your mum was råped to death by those louts? hahahahaha.



again, a bit rich coming from a village sponsored student like yourself. do you know how many orphanages you passed through in your childhood? you aren't a nitwit by default - you just had too many people playing the fatherly role. in my last count, you were registered in no fewer than 245 motherless homes before the age of 10.

And his lines keeps getting soggier by every post!

Those Misrata rebels weren't as brutal as the legendary Tamil Tigers. What they should have done to your mother is cut off her insanely large nippples and gag her with it, then stitch her grand canyon twaat before ramming her in turns just to make her death painful enough for you to have begged for your life to be taken on the same spot. Apparently they were soft on her, that's why you have the audacity to bring your folderol here in the name of correct stats!

You were adopted and never loved, hence your unending bitterness!
Iya eh olobo poso! I bet your gbewu dani father still doesn't know she's been fuucccking the waste collector since time immemorial.
Even if he knew, what will he do other than gba kamu and curse himself some more for not being a quarter of the man fleeing somalians are

Your mother's gono infested puuussssy is on display in your village square to serve as deterrent to the ladies there and warn them about the dangers of living a fuuuck-about life!

I wish you fall off that keke napep you are shuttling in and get crushed by my onrushing bugatti

coogar: after 40 mins and a double post, this is what you can offer?

you are a microcosm of what i am like with these words. i reiterate, putting words together to sound true is a challenge for your rectangular-shaped head! what exactly did your doctors diagnosed in your last mental check? why were you let loose to infect this community with your wack missives and unintelligible verses?

let's play - nitwit nitlad

faced with real hard facts, you crawled back to the greasy diseased crevice you came out from only to come back and waste more bandwidth with his lame disses. if you marry a tool like you, you will produce simpletons. like i have said, half the square-root of my iq is beyond you.

talking about taking interest in you: if i managed to harness the power of all the world's telescopes to create a super telescope with the power to see billions of miles into space, i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in a doofus like yourself.

rather than attack the issue, you lost focus clashing with coog driving hard facts into your sinews. are you ready to surrender and admit you are a möron or are you going to chair the asociation of the intellectually-challenged herbivores on this thread? i hope your mother gets stripped in public and everyone sees her clitöris gathers dust. i hope your wife fücks every of your friends and you never have fun again cos your disc slips.

your turn......

You are kook with a single digit IQ!
Your hypothalamus must have been severed for you to be consistenly churning out these kinda news paper vendor's place missives!

This is too easy.... Listening to and learning Adele's lyrics and at the same time taking this ninny apart!

Coogar - Cobweb
Coogar - Cowbrain
I own the game

Chances are you death will come before I give up on this.


Let it be known that today you have chosen the path of destruction your foolish ancestors took, you shall be annihilated without an iota of remorse!

Sise sise ti n mu ewure ti fi n s'oko iya re, o ti mu o leni!
Oni lojo iku re pe! O ti pe ti o ti n shey!

That your still have reasons to be alive is beyond me cos looking at your entire household, no one has passed the 28 year mark before the penury got to them and they took their own life! I still have my $1million wager on you taking yours before you clock 30 though!

Wa gba!

Its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for an eejit schmuck to get one over Nitlad! I own you like I owned you forebears before the last one of them was fed to my dog Bones last week.

If your parents were ten times as rich they'd still live on less than 10 cents daily.
The money wasted on you thus far should have been used to by a mouse for you crevice house cos even it would be a better companion to your parents than the disaster that is you. You represent misfortune!

Hurry up before before your free data resource finishes!

coogar: at my wits end? check the resume, you indigent airhead!
after more than 2000 verbal battles and coming out as the victor, you are too insignificant to joust with me. like i have said, you are a witless apprentice, your jabs are lame and are at best 5th grade.



the poverty you were forced to live with could have been responsible for your astimagtism or your blurry vision. you are still shouting at torres' 8 league assists after my screenshot? is it that you cannot read, you obdurate self-servicer? somebody get this charlatan his steroids as his central nervous system is distorted.



consistently? where? until today, i never even thought i had seen your pasty cüntbucket. who can you win against with your tired lines and forced verbal volleys, maybe the coyotes in your echelon - you are not top tier, stop making yourself feel important. i would do you wrong like a dentist fixing your appendix. i would damage you like the nazis did to the chapel of nazareth. this is like leaving a pitbull with rabies in a baby's crib!!!



this is so easy for me - you lack the verbiage to compete.
hahahahaha, never read a piece so watery and lacking substance.....
after carefully examining the kind of similar genes that came together to have you conceived, my exegesis goes thus........

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question their intelligence quotient. i might have actually taken more of an interest in your useless screenshot and explain the different statistical computing of goal-assists if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fits of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.

fücking hell, this is too easy.......

Didn't notice me but you went to you cvnty moderator to run a background check on me, thinking you would get an accurate dossier on Nitlad? Effort in futililty - microcosmic of your miserable life!
For a supposed internet disslord who prides himself supreme in dissology, you should always be able to come up with new lines consistently! I can quote numerous places where you have ptyalised the same balderdash you've been spewing here! You witless gouted pig!

You will have a field day with these everyday lines in the romance and family sections dominated by hicks of your league, but here you are just like a lamb to be sacrificed as a remedy for pyguru's misbehaviour!


If you have any iota of shame you would have done the honourable thing and swallow that cyanide capsule in your mouth and just put an end to this pulverizing.

Your lineage is so filled with floozy vernims that your village head had to order the cvnts of you women sealed with reinforced titanum steel to buck the ugly trend! You one eyed beast of no gender!!!!!!
The government would have done a Troy Davis for your parents, and give them the injection, but on second thought decided to honour them with the pleasure of being at the hypocenter of where-ever Iran plans to test her nuclear bomb when they finally acquire it!

Emi eh o gbe

Hehehehehehe

K.O.

Come back when you are more calm.

I can understand, the asss-whopping was of epic proportions!


Metala iyalaya eh, you nor reach!