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I fit count a million Xavi passes that were intercepted or failed to reach a teammate!

2 shots all game long, none on target That's poor by anybody's standards.

Ambrossini and Montolivo were out-worldly!

EPL castaways come dey do Barca strong thing!



End of an era?

ItsModella: and what's your damn point?

My damn point is, seeing you worked up o'er nada is just priceless. I just love messing wiv ya

ItsModella: I'm gonna ask again "are you high on your piss?" wtf are you talking about..if you want to know if me, sholly and abiL are still good, go back a few pages on this thread and see for yourself...and don't try to get me pissed.

Ok

But we both know y'all nor gel as una gel reach before shar

CFCfan: Arsenal's trophyless run continues..

Meanwhile, there is a real possibility that no English team will advance to the quarter-finals. The 2003/2004 season was the last time such had happened;
and guess what? Mourinho won the trophy that season with Porto.

Guy stop chatting bollocks jor
Shey Chelsea nor reach semi for 03/04 ni abi WTF you going on about

ItsModella: Are you high on your urine?

or are you just looking for my attention today?

Whoa! whoa! whoa!
Nor be fight nah Senorita I'm just making enquiries

I thought yours was a perfect clique.
But I noticed things stopped going as smoothly as it used to since you and abiL contested the now infamous Miss Nairaland. Things went awry when Shollypopz and abiL decided to give their votes to a certain Sweetlemon at your expense no

CFCfan: There is a real possibility that there won't be an English/British team in the quarter-finals of this Champions League.
The last time this happened was in the 2003/2004 season, when Mourinho's Porto won it. Can history repeat itself?

Are you a learner

At what stage did Monaco oust Chelsea in 2003/2004 Round of 64


Onisokuso

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Limaoscar: I don gerrit man...what exactly was that...a joke?

So what now happened to your 'Almighty' Barca thatyear?

Go learn some fücking English man.

Even Chelsea was not this drab against Barça

This is a disgraceful äss whooping of epic proportions!

Hypocritical pigs!!!!
Why do you want a kid when your d1ck/d1ck union can't produce one

It should be made illegal for homo' plebs to have any sorta association with kids!

If everyone is as mentally deranged as you demented gibbons, how would reproduction occur!!!!


Oshisko

Billyonaire: And what have you done to put yourself into limelight, criticizing her ?

Strawmannism at work!!!!!!!
Answer the question: What spousal abuse did she suffer?!!!!!!!!!


If getting to the 'lime-light' is what defines your life, then you are even a worse fame-whor3 git than she is!
You kunty swag-fagg ba$tard!!!

Now you Cli!t Kathrashian's kunt lapper, read this and be knowledgeable! Let not your myopia hinder you from focusing on numbers 11 and 12. If you have a brain the size of peanuts, you will see there is more to life than hugging fame and in you and your ho' beast, gutterslime, grossly immoral money grubbing, classless, tactless cow mentor's case, infamy!!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/1199318/25-interesting-things-carlos-slim

Go and read that you incurable g3nital rash!

Have a horrible day pansy!

Billyonaire: The reason is simple. She is a brand and you are not. Now, should the world blame her cos she was a victim to boyfriend abuse ? Should she, just like an average critic recoil to her momthers kitchen and stay a victim all her life ? I personally know Kim Kardashian is cut out of steel. She is a victor.

What spousal abuse are you bleating about? Elucidate Mister!


Her s3x tape was a well ochestrated scheme to shoot her to lime-light!!!!!!!! Let her own up to that!!!!!!!!!!

Cl!it Kathrashian desrves every vitriolic diatribe coming her way! She has earned it. Her s3x-tapoe made sure of that!
If she didn't leak the tape, and she also settled out of court, should it not have been taken off the internet? Why is there still a website charging for it to be downloaded?

Trolling on point!

https://www.nairaland.com/1197370/nigeria-population-hit-170-million/3#14344242

Nuff said!

aryzgreat: Stop trolling am no homo am bi-s/e/x/u/a/l

Bintu + konki = ? ehmm ehmm Sicktard!

Sharap you rhesus monkey!!

Your faggottery tendencies were spotted leagues away!

You this paraplegic cl1t!

aryzgreat: Wia did u read tribal comment?

you are a sick abunna!!!

Your job profiling/stereotyping reeks of tribalism!

You are a stitched twaaaat!

aryzgreat: Ewure! chukwuemeka no dey do NURTW and Sand union things, na Lateef and Kehinde work. Chukwuemeka only supply sand to builders.

Chei! This one na tribalism on another level!

You are a sick cvnt!!!

Billyonaire: Too Early for all these kinds of threads on Front Page, is Nairaland rumour blog now ? I dont understand if the Moderators are confused or if Nairaland has no clear vision. Its Monday morning for Jesus' sake.

That it's presence on the front page was made possible by Seun himself makes this all the more nauseating!
Later when SR begins to peddle rumours against his person, he go begin cry blue murder! Character assassination! And all sort of wolf cries!

Subjecting these people to this sort of public opprobrium via your forum is a disgrace!

You lot are imbeciles!
Gulping this bull crap like it's the fvcking beatitudes!
It's either all of you gits posting on here doesn't know what a screen-shot of a Twitter page looks like or you are all just a bunch of pud-whacks!

This right here looks like a screenshot of somebody's message inbox.

Where are the 'RETWEET' 'FAVOURITE' AND 'REPLY' buttons??
Where are the users AVIs
This is just too bland!!!!!
https://img.naij.com/n/00/b/wizkid_banky_w_fight.jpg

OP you are on Soponna's kill list for bringing this nonsense on here and not leaving it on your useless blog where it would have copped the 2 - 5 views it deserves!
You cork-screw!!!

chamotex: Mr jencejyde the pro...abeg which team you play for sir?

Sharap! The dude is passionate 'bout this

Let him pour out is heart abegi

4llerbuntu: what are you all going on about?

its the traditional week when everything go tits up and we drop out of all comps.

dont be so melodramatic about it. you all knew it was coming.


id wager this is the year we wont really get fourth. its been threatening for 4 yrs. i think its time

hahaha
Eleyi ti ro pin o

[size=50pt]Iro nla!!!!!![/size]

This huge lie has been expertly tackled and taken apart here before!

www.nairaland.com/1087724/

Here's the original post from the thread:

HNosegbe: [size=50pt]Ladies and gentlemen, below is a piece written by an anonymous author in an edition of the Guardian. It makes for an interesting and revealing read. Mods, this should be on the front page.[/size]

A COUPLE of years ago, I was trying to look for a link
between population figures in Nigeria and the monthly
allocations from the Federation Account to the states
and our local councils. At the time I had just
discovered the Federal Ministry of Finance’s website
which published the monthly breakdowns in fairly
reasonable detail albeit a few months late.

The National Population Commission also had the
2006 census figures on its website broken down to
local council level as well as the 1991 census figures
broken down to state level. I thought I would find
something of a correlation between the sharing of
money and population figures fairly easily but I quickly
abandoned this task, as it was a nightmare to
understand the formula behind the allocations. There
are too many different components to the sharing and
the only one that is fairly easy to understand is the 13
per cent derivation formula; all of the rest like
population, education and even ecology were all over
the place. So I moved on.

But the trouble was it had taken me three solid days
to extract the census data from the NPC website
because the information was in downloadable PDFs
that were also ‘security locked’ i.e. I couldn’t copy the
data to an excel spreadsheet to make it easier to
manipulate. The Internet came to my rescue as I
found software to unlock the PDFs and get the data
onto a spreadsheet.

Yet again, the data didn’t tell me anything particularly
useful. To be clear, there is a link between population
and revenue allocation in Nigeria (which explains why
our census figures are so contentious) but without
some help from people who know, it is hard to work it
out. After a few days of staring at the data in
frustration, I was speaking to a friend and
discussing Nigeria in general when I managed to
steer the conversation to census figures. I told
him how I had managed to extract the information
and how I couldn’t find what I was looking for. He
laughed and said ‘every census in Nigeria follows
the formula of the one in 1963. The total figure
might be correct, but the allocation of numbers
follows that formula’. He said it with that Nigerian
air of ‘knowingness’ where people are convinced
of what they are saying even though they haven’t
looked at the data.

So I went back home and tried to test his conspiracy
theory. The slight wrinkle in the data was that in 1991,
Nigeria had 31 states and by 2006 an additional five
states (Nasarawa, Bayelsa, Ekiti, Ebonyi, and
Zamfara) had been created. To solve this problem
and make sure I was comparing like with like, I simply
added the numbers of the five new states to the states
from where they had been carved out. So Nasarawa
numbers went back into Plateau, Bayelsa went back
into Rivers, Ekiti went into Ondo, Ebonyi went back
into Enugu (this was a bit tricky as a small part of
Ebonyi was created from Abia state but it’s not
statistically relevant to affect the comparison here)
and finally Zamfara went back into Sokoto.

[b]What I found caused me to rub my eyes in
disbelief. My friend was right; the figures followed
a formula. There wasn’t even an attempt to hide
the formula – it looks as if someone just put a
formula in an excel spreadsheet and came up with
the numbers.

In 1991, Lagos had a population of 5,725,116 out
of a total of 88,992,220 for a percentage share of
six per cent. By 2006, Lagos had 9,113,605 out of
a total of 140,431,790, again for a percentage of
six per cent.

Kano in 1991 had a population of 5,810,470
representing seven per cent of the total. By 2006
there were 9,401,288 people in Kano, again
representing 7 per cent of the total. Every single
state followed this pattern.

How about the combined states? In 1991 Ondo
had a population of 3,785,338 representing four
per cent of the total. By 2006 Ondo had 3,460,877
people while Ekiti (carved out in 1996) had
2,398,957 people. Adding these two states
together gives a total of 5,859,834 which again
comes back to four per cent of the total. This is
the same for Rivers – five per cent in 1991 and
Bayelsa + Rivers also 5 per cent in 2006.

Pick a random state and the results are the same.
Benue had a population of 2,753,077 in 1991
representing 3 per cent of the total and then
4,253,641 in 2006, also three per cent of the total.
Akwa Ibom was 2,409,613 in 1991; three per cent
of the total and 3,902,051 in 2006, again three per
cent of the total. You are getting bored by now so
I will stop. I am sure you get the gist. Again I
stress – these percentages are exactly the same
from 1991 to 2006. The only difference is the FCT
Abuja which obviously did not exist in 1991 but
had a population of 1,406,239 in 2006 for exactly
one per cent of the share of the total. This is
effectively a rounding error in the total and so it
does not affect the ‘formula’.[/b]

The census figures are now six years old and I did
shout myself hoarse at the time about what is a truly
scandalous set of figures. I do not know how it is
possible to have census figures that grow exactly the
same over 15 years. How does Lagos for instance
continue to maintain its share of the population when
the place is a magnet for people migrating from other
parts of the country? We can also conclude that, for
the numbers to have been so shamelessly and
crudely fudged in this manner, there must be a lot
riding on them when it comes to the allocation of
scarce resources.

I spoke to some people about this afterwards and they
said it is very likely the overall figure of 140,431,790
for 2006 was a very good estimate of the real
population of Nigeria given that the EU was heavily
involved in the counting and collating process and
there was a lot of international help given to Nigeria to
conduct the census. But it does seem as if, as soon
as the foreigners left, we simply went back to our old
ways and allocated the numbers as we have always
done.

How do you build a nation on a lie such as this? What
exactly is true about Nigeria? Because people who
will lie about census figures in this manner will
probably lie about unemployment figures and budget
spending.

It is never too late to revisit this matter because in a
few short years, Nigeria will once again embark on
another census exercise. The least we can do is
ensure that such a scandal like this is not repeated.
This does not mean the 2006 figures should not be
subject to a full inquiry; we are a democracy (at least
in theory) so whether or not the numbers are six years
old, they remain in play for serious debate

For once we should try to tell the truth to ourselves as
a nation.

Source

If you have a brain the size of mustard seed, you will see from the above that this is one cruelly conjured, stupefying, bogus figure!

OP for this grave and criminal offence you have committed against the dead, may soponna kee you!!!!! Idiota!!!!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Funny guy[/quote]

I'm out yo

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Why would you wanna burn yourself just to draw attention to a cause you won't be alive to ascertain its success?

Very dumb. Aren't there other alternatives?[/quote]Ehn ehn

Now that question should be directed to the Dalai Lama , cos koye emi na

www.dalailama.com/

You can also follow him on Twitter if you sabi use am @DalaiLama or www.twitter.com/DalaiLama

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Smart people. Nobody wants a lick from that fire.

Imbe cile prolly thought they'd rescue him.[/quote]O godt!
You don't gerrit do you

Anise, dem this ones nor wan make dem rescue dem.... They want to die! Akin to suicide bombing not involving others shar. This is usually done to draw attention to a cause.

Wo help yourself jare
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-immolation

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Gosh I hope the ediot wasn't rescued.[/quote]Dem dey do am to die ni, not to be rescued!
As you can see, nobody dey try rescue am
Na dian way for dat side o


https://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/02/14/world/tibet1/tibet1-articleLarge.jpg

www.nytimes.com/2013/02/15/world/asia/100th-self-immolation-inside-tibet-is-reported.html?_r=0

You nor tough reach....
You wanna self-immolate? Go learn the art from the Tibetans and Uyghurs!

https://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/03/26/253481-a-tibetan-exile-runs-after-setting-himself-on-fire-during-a-protest-ag.jpg

^^^
Plastic fan!