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coogar: this is getting lame now......
in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent. it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more polymonikering stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 60s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic.

like i have said, you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed by drug-fiend abusive parents to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other.

the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed on the blogosphere.

your biological mother is a horse lover. read between the lines, i don't mean she loves horses but she would literarily let a horse fück her. you cretinous vermin, you came puffing your chest like you have caught coogar slipping - i would always be 30 steps above you. now that it's been proven your archaic stats are fake, i would advise you to go back home, pick up an axe and decapitate your parents. but without them, you wouldn't have been such a disgusting window-licker that should never have been conceived under the guidelines of WHO.

coogar: ojukwu's walkie talkie, you are still breathing?
why do humans love complicating their livelihood? even after producing the break down of torres' assists match by match, time clocked and the teams he's played against, you still have the chutzpah to exhibit the insanity genes your father passed through you via his toxic scrotum? you are getting ripped - appear before your executioner and submit your neck to me. you don't deserve that head of yours - you troglodyte!



see nursery rhymes......
you are below sea-level in the art of dissing. take lessons, watch how i do it. i know you try so hard to want to be me but it takes a whole lot more than just writing asinine comments to touch my status. dog's cum, slaggy LovePeddler? skanky life? the moment you uttered those words, you shot yourself in the foot. you're such an amateur!



this product of a firewood background keeps barking without bites....now, lemme address you and show you how it's done......

my first observation is you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world.

everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rëtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and an obtuse human being. you are spreading the virus of stupidity on this forum, so die slowly and painfully. may the days you have left to live be 4 times as painful as the last few seconds gaddaffi suffered in the hands of the rebels:



dyslexia or myopia? which is your eye defect?

coogar: oh please, don't compare me to a polymonikering indigent wannabe! this nitlad faggöt is a copycat. i am sure he's the same tool that uses alterego moniker as well. i was told by a moderator - so where's the comparison? someone who jerks styles to diss should never ever be compared to me. he's a troll - belched out from the cünt of a village witch!

i am on a different level of dissing - i dare all his ancestors(the ones killed by natural death and the ones eaten) to come at me - i would spend all the pounds in their body weight to 5 pences. nitlad? a witless apprentice!!! i would räpe his wife on his wooden casket and kill all his children.

coogar: your father must have had a profound influence on you - he was a lunatic!
so opta stats would know better than the official premier league site? is the premier league owned by opta or what is this trisomy-21 suffering dingbat hollering about? even after laying bare his illiteracy/idiocy, this fruit that fell from a faggöt tree is still scrapping.

listen, i would school you, your father and the 31 generations before him in the art of football punditry. you are a spectator, i am a participant. we don't belong in the same intellectual level in this subject. this is exactly what happens when you match 2 similar set of genes. the elders of your village shouldn't have allowed your dad to impregnate his twin sister, you inbred twät!!!

coogar: it makes me laugh when anorexic millipedes like yourself delve into issues that are intellectually out of your league. na me you wan lecture about statistics? you are a disgrace to the citadel of learning that graduated you.

you went to worldfootball.net to scoop out statistics? your intelligence quotient must be in the pits to have the cojones to spew out rubbish boldly without checking your facts. if we are both mobile phones, i would be the iphone-5 whilst you would be the walkie-talkie ojukwu used to effect his escape into exile.

bow down, pray to your lord and saviour(coogar) and the next time you ptyalise or misinform the public about what you know nothing about, i shall piss in your nostrils. just because the intelligible few discuss football and stats does not put you in the same echelon.

RuuDie: What was the talk about CR not playing in the final!?

ddippset: clap! clap!! clap!!! clap!!!! You definitely have a lot of anger burning up inside you, but you should be happy you know. Madrid won 3-1. Think of a better way of getting your message across, and while you are at it, go jerk off in a band of barb wires. It will make you feel better.

ddippset: mr internet tough guy, mr nairaland strong man, whom exactly are you directing these shots at? Xavi, iniesta, messi, puyol, roura and co. Or the. Nairaland barca crew? You need to let us know hommie.

Johnpaul88: Don't mind him. He's reffering to a comment i posted.

FBS: Lord have mercy!!! Can't believe a normal human being could actually type the above.
You call 'that' fun? The vile senseless and racist chanting is fun to you?

Johnpaul88: I feel you. The atmosphere would have been very awesome there because right where i was watching the match , the fans never gave up on the team even when we were 3 nil down. They kept on shouting and cheering the team on.
Don't worry next time you visit, we 'll have a very big win.

AjanleKoko: is all I can say.
But no shaking. It's always a great experience at the Camp Nou. The atmosphere, the fans singing y Porto-es es puto - e (Pidgin Catalan for 'All Portuguese are MotherF&%kers'), as well as screaming Puta Madrid! every time Real scored. Plus, seeing those boys play live is not comparable in any way to watching them on TV. So I still had a good time like I always do , even though my team lost.

To the rest of the cules, take heart jare. If you guys sound so sad, it means you were not supporting El Barca in 2006-2008, or 2000-2004. There were way more tears back in those days . At a point Barca did not even qualify for Europe.

I will save any analysis for sometime in March, after the CL rounds have been done and dusted. Till then, visca El Barca o jare. Na today?

coogar: john paul gaultier, what is barcelona serving tonight?
ronaldo asked me to tell you that after 90 mins, his white shirt would turn red - the blood of barcelona would be responsible for the colour change.

be afraid!!!!

coogar: how's he not flourishing? how many goals has torres directly involved himself in this season? 7 goals and [size=50pt]8 league assists?[/size] not flourishing? if that fat lampard relinquishes the task of taking penalties and hands over to torres, we would be talking double figures.

yuzedo: FXKing2012 needs to get the F*CK outta this thread.. Actin' all thirsty and concerned. I bet you'd like some of the OP's 23yr old punny innit?
Man, f*ck outta here with yo lame advice, talkin' bout "you need to get a boyfriend, i can help you up yo income, your story is really moving, you sound like a good girl, i'm impressed"... Go and help kids in orphanage first nuqqa!

Fhemmmy: Since when it is a crime for someone to just to to an hotel to relax and no string attached . . . For the lady in question, if she had gone to friends or families, they would have known her business but she instead went into an hotel to kool off while making her next move and we yet [s]wanna call her names for that? Not kool, i would say[/s]

Fhemmmy: Common, where would you expect her to stay after leaving the house, on the street or with a man? . . Let us learn to appreciate good thing when it is done, Hotel is not only for xes, so many useful things could be done there

honeric01: No, it wasn't. check the question again.

iyatrustee: @ nitlad,

honeric01: MY question was clear enough.

honeric01: Ok, let me rephrase it. does it mean they do not have a specialist hospital in Spain that can handle his medical problems?

honeric01: Does it mean no hospital in Spain that can help him recover without having to fly to the US?

iyatrustee: mtchew! it's monday again

campionichops: Spoilt my ticket...Damn *Cold Face

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ikekings is 32

Modella is 29

binger is 30 and acidiosis is 28

abil is 24 and oahray is 40

Lalaosky and caseless are 29 and 31 respectively