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nitlad: Just a reminder, incase y'all Cule wänkers got bombed back in time with Nairaland - Barça went on to have an utterly disastrous season.

Bad guy!

@dsonofmaan, I sight you, sharp shooter....

[quote author=A-40]No mind the onigbe. My name stings in his mouth like the canker-sores afflicting his life. Third world demons are giving him the Suarez treatment as we speak[/quote]

Luis Suarez’s bite on Italy star Giorgio Chiellini was one of the silliest moments of the World Cup so far, causing plenty of controversy.

But now you can give Suarez something useful to bite, after an enterprising Chinese businessman decided to create the Suarez bottle opener.

You can buy the item on Taobao, the Chinese version of eBay, for a bargain price of £1.56 – and get the Liverpool and Uruguay striker to open your beers for you.

The item is selling well with not many now left for sale, so snap yours up while you can.

Source http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/27/you-can-now-get-luis-suarez-to-bite-open-your-beers-with-suarez-bottle-opener-4777996/

Choi! Posts have disappeared, Seun, bring them back oooo

nitlad: Just a reminder, incase y'all got bombed back in time with Nairaland - Manure went on to have an utterly disastrous season.

nitlad: Nitihad ke?
I hope some get stuck in the past, especially DaftBoard and A-fool-at-40 - two abhorrent lunatics.

Hilarious

Bump! Whats up guys? You should have received a success mail by now................congrats!

I believe Messi will win the ballon, the biasness is just too obvious, infact if Ronaldo should win, the margin would be very small.

Football and politics, bad combo!

Dis Guy: Thanks a lot Nitro for the quick response, was actually thinking of travelling by air too but some people wanna tag along so looking to spread the cost and the experience wont be bad

Thanks for the head up on the passport and yellow fever issue [imagine o, in 2014! yellow fever]

Gracias!!

Just go to ABC/Chisco transport coy and book, you could get the yellow card there (immediately @500 naira or so), these coys will sort you out as per the borders' sagas. But go with extra cash sha. Necessary!

You are welcome.

chamotex: Moyes " our situation is at the verge of turning, I cans sense it"

Is this guy a bastard?

Bros, Moyes is an 'oloshious' bastard.

chelseabmw: Thank u my broda...........you have never disappointed me..... Hope there will be another party @ dis same venue dis weekend?

Believe me, there will. Just ensure that 'awon omo Unilag, north american uni, etc' are available next week and wines too. Women and wine rock better than man utd at the moment!

SailorXY: Bros no be only you dey baffled
We can only watch & pray

I think I will only pray, but I won't watch the match.

We need to prepare this place for the band boys. It's a pity!

oneblacboi: Did you say monotonous? You are very wrong.

Tax is a game. As you read laws, you start designing strategies. Very interesting i tell you.

And did i mention plenty money for less work compared to auditing.

Very true! infact I don't mind more stint in Tax. I seriously don't mind.

elampiro: Contract expiring

30.6.2014 (within 6 months)
Nemanja Vidic
Rio Ferdinand
Patrice Evra
Fabio
Ryan Giggs
Federico Macheda

30.6.2015 (within 18 months)
Ben Amos
Anderson
Michael Carrick
Tom Cleverley
Darren Fletcher
Antonio Valencia
Wayne Rooney

.................

I see only one or two renewals.

Abeg, when is Dundee Moyes' contract expiring? His should expire first.

I just hope that there isn't contract renewal for any of these guys. Nonsense!

Jarus: I will deactivate my Nairaland ID

hmmmmm!

Dis Guy: update..

which did you go with and what the experiece like?Chisco transport, crazy and as well cool experience

how many hours was it? From morning till evening- 8am-8pm

What this about yellow fever card, still needed or not Needed, when crossing borders, else you'll pay cash.

Is the passport compulsory or an official I.D card will do? Very compulsory

Hopefully going in February too Hope you'll enjoy your trip

I did fly to GH and came back by road (thought I would enjoy the ride), a journey of 45mins with no hassle-by airplane took 12 hours by road, why? cos of the passport shitty, you've got to stamp your P in and out of each country you pass through. that really caused the delay.

Also, need to tell you that Chisco buses don't exceed 80km/hr speed. Others are quite better in terms of speed. I don't think I will ever try it again in my life (not discouraging you o).

All the best!

[size=13pt]Moyes ""We played quite well at times, got near the edge of the box quite regular" [/size]

Ode!

coogar: you would only enjoy it if you win something. you are out of the carling cup too. you are in 3 competitons, united are in 3 competitions. you are on top of the table though but of what essence will that be if city or chelsea beat you to the title in may?

this is your 10th season without the league - i doubt united will wait that long to win the league again.

I just used this to scatter a friend (a gooner). Coogar, ooooshe o!

chamotex: I didn't know how important Mike Phelan was until today...I need to find him and apologise.

This is actually funny.

coogar: the next time you see our team list especially at OT with smalling/valencia on the right, run to the nearest betting shop. bet against united & you will be laughing to the bank.

Seriously, average players+Mediocre Manager=Calamity.

Lemme concentrate on my bottles of beer jare.

#Am out!

coogar: blame SAF?
he left a team that just walked the premier league. 11 points above the most expensively-assembled team in europe.

the only advice he gave moyes was not to change everything too quickly. moyes didn't heed the advice & brought his pre-historic rëtards from everton to screw us up. how can you blame fergie for that?

Coogar, for once, be sincere now, these boys aren't good enough. Our midfield, he sold Pogba, and left a mediocre Cleverly, he relied on tired legs (Carrick et al), he bought mediocre wingers, Valencia, young, can these guys play in the Top four clubs in EPL-aside man utd? Infact, aside Rooney, VP, Kagawa, Rafeal, Vidic and maybe Jones, who amongst these guys can be bought by Arsenal? Apologies to Chicharito, and Evra.

SAF can win the league with Everton or Swansea. Take it or leave it!

[quote author=dipo+]But SAF won the league with pretty much this same team. Didnt he?[/quote]Broda, a football rookie knows that the team has got just 5 good players, others are mediocres, Fergie has got over 21 years EPL experience, what were you expecting? Am telling you, he would surely win the league at least twice in three seasons with those shitties called players.

I blame SAF for all these, he left bunch of mediocres, as if that wasn't enough, he now brought in a worthless manager. SAF destroyed his legacies with his hands.

One fact is this, Manchester United FC has been destined to fail under David Moyes (the useless one), even if we buy the world best eleven players.....twill be the same.

carammel: Every team is making history at Old Trafford..

Na that one dey make me vex pass o, old trafford is now soiled fully, imagine the number of matches lost right at OLD TRAFFORD. Shame unto US.

coogar: so why has rooney not replicated that rich goalscoring form in the absence of RVP? we are just wasting money on that waste of flesh. he's more comfortable in the midfield 2 than as a striker.

evra gets no protection. janujaz takes too many risks with his elaborate style of play. his loss of possession cost us both goals. i really don't think we need new players. we just need a gaffer.

We don talk am many times o, but dem anyagayagayos said make we shut up.

Ps: Elamps, sorry o, I borrowed your word to abuse you nooni o.

superstar1: Moyes is stereotyped and not a creative thinker. He is a methodologist. His coaching crew is a joke and his tactics are below Okey Emordis level.

Believe me, we will continue to rant and complain till the end of the season. Watch out!

RuuDie: Valencia's crossing was bad - but also, too many times there just wasn't enough bodies in the box - and the movement/anticipation of Welbeck in the box only made some of those crosses "poorer" than they may have been.
Tom Cleverly... I just simply cannot fathom! I think Carrick+Fletcher combo should be it for now...

On a more positive note, they tried to show some spirit and fight-back after going 2-down... that is encouraging. Certainly not how I wanted the new year to start... but on to the next one. 3 points lost - take it on the chin and look ahead; there's still enough time to make up ground.

Broda, we are still in the race now, abi?

I'd like to say that against big clubs, Valencia will not always do the needful at the right back, during Fergie's, Valencia made us to loose matches, especially when we play big or fast teams, yesterday's was another, he was just not at alert. Against the likes of stoke city, wigan etc, he's always cool, infact he joins the attack right from the back, and recovers easily, since those small club players are not too fast or intelligent.

I think smalling is still a better choice at the right back, especially in big games, the 4-3-3 formation would have been cool, with Valencia in the midfield.

Defence--- Smalling, Evans, Vidic, Evra
Midfield---------Valencia, Carrick, Fletcher/Cleverly
Forward-------Januzaj, Welbeck, Young/Kagawa

Odd but still cool.

elampiro: After missing the 1-0 victory at Norwich on Saturday, Rooney did not train in the build-up to the New Years Day defeat by Tottenham Hotspur.

"He has got a bit of a groin injury but the longer it went on, we had to try and get more attacking players on the pitch to try and find more ways score, the games are coming thick and fast. He has missed a couple of games with his groin and may well miss some more in the games coming up."

Robin van Persie is inching closer to a return to full fitness but Sunday's FA Cup tie at home to Swansea may come too soon for the Dutchman. Moyes said: "I am not sure yet." [Source: Daily Mail]
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Why play someone who wasn't fit and aggravate the situation when we know RVP is not ready yet? He should have started from the bench. We had Chicharito, Kagawa, Fletcher and Young. It must not always be 4-4-2 or 4-4-1-1.

Moyes is a 'gagacious' being, imagine, he fielded someone that wasn't part of the match build-up, he is just senseless jare, some players aren't okay too, the fact is this, Fergie used this players to win titles because of his many years of experience in the PLeague. Simples!

coogar: we lost because moyes is the most clueless manager in the northern hemisphere. the moment i saw smalling as RB & valencia ahead of him, i knew we are in trouble. add vidic in the defence to it & it was inevitable we were never going to win.
this is for the hopeful united fans out there - moyes has screwed this club up. stop fantasising about any glory for now. your dreams about this club for the foreseeable future should be the same as stoke fans. if we finish 8th by may, don't be disappointed - it's a huge achievement.

bitter to swallow, but that bolded is just the truth. This season, United is gone!

This january, Moyes must offload, download and upload players o, else, heads will roll.