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Family / Re: Things You Miss About Life Before Marriage And Children by niyoni: 4:44pm On Mar 12, 2013
k4kenny: Interesting that this thread is coming up today. Last night, I went to bed at 10.30 pm only to b awaken by my baby at 12.30am, she didn't go bak to sleep till 8.30 am. In my sleepless state, I had to bathe and prep her older bro for sch, pack 2 meals, tidy up d mess he made in my living room, bathe and feed d cranky baby before finally crashing into a 5hr sleep grin

Do I sometimes miss my single life of being responsible for no one but M̶̲̅ε̲̣? Yes

Would I trade my current life for anything in this world? HELL NO!!!
Interesting.....pls extend my greetings to ur kids n b tnkful 2 God 4 dem. Many wuld b eternally tnkful if only they culd hav just 1kid.

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Family / Re: Things You Miss About Life Before Marriage And Children by niyoni: 4:26pm On Mar 12, 2013
Hmmm....d ladies are here now n we can hear dem loud n clear. Pls 4giv me 4 sounding naughty, but I havn't heard any1 say they miss their ex.....
Family / Re: Things You Miss About Life Before Marriage And Children by niyoni: 3:16pm On Mar 12, 2013
Hmmm...I guess d men miss their freedom more. Where are d ladies? Pls we want to hear frm u....
Romance / Re: . by niyoni: 10:39am On Mar 10, 2013
Adeniyi A.:
Revir... wat? u mean they're gonna open 'it' for d operation? a lady who tries dat stinks.
BTW i pity them during child birth.
wen we tell dem to stop sExuaL vanity,they wld turn deaf ears and their gains are.....,NOTHING!
If only they wuld listen....
Romance / Re: . by niyoni: 10:37am On Mar 10, 2013
jmoore:

virginity is a state of being pure sexually. No amount of cosmetic surgeries can rewind back the sexu@l experience.

If one has engaged in sex and tries to stitch the hymen back, that's [size=17pt]"fake virginity"[/size] and it doesn't count.
U r so right....happy Sunday!
Family / Things You Miss About Life Before Marriage And Children by niyoni: 7:24am On Mar 10, 2013
Are there things u miss about ur life b4 u got married or started having children? Pls share.
Romance / Re: . by niyoni: 7:12am On Mar 10, 2013
190: sadly we cant


theres no where we wanna take it - but the world would always change her grin grin

once she sees the new iphone 5 and ask you to get it for her'
you simply dont - next thing she starts misbehavin
Such women shuld b avoided lyk a plague....they r leeches n shuld b treated as such!
Romance / Re: . by niyoni: 7:08am On Mar 10, 2013
greatgod2012:


yes, but it depends on you, how right are you as a partner, how well do you treat her...................if......
Good point....it takes 2 to tango.
Romance / Re: . by niyoni: 7:02am On Mar 10, 2013
gwas: @topic, yes we can! I'm currently dating one: she's the best thing that has ever happen to me, she's my sister, my aunt, my friend, my mother, my confidant, inshort, she's my all! The last time i experienced the kind of love she's showing me was when my mother was alive. She loves me unreservedly! And she's my Idol too. lol
@Op, my suggestion for you is to keep digging, keep on digging, spread around like tentacles of an octopus and one day you will meet that woman.
Lucky U! Tho I think I'm luckier than u with d lady I'ld soon call my wife...
Romance / Re: . by niyoni: 6:44am On Mar 10, 2013
TEA esq™:
Not every good MOTHER is a good WIFE
Some of our wonderful mothers are actually monsters to our fathers......
I hav 2 agree with u.....good fact! Tho I'm talking about d qualities in our mothers dat make a good wife n marriage.
Romance / . by niyoni: 9:48pm On Mar 09, 2013
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Romance / Re: Are Dating Websites A Waste Of Time? by niyoni: 6:20pm On Mar 09, 2013
Ekans: Online dating is normally done with one thing in mind for Nija babes(money) and guys(sex).Case closed.
End of discussion!
Romance / . by niyoni: 3:10pm On Mar 09, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: . by niyoni: 10:39pm On Mar 07, 2013
BobbyTimmy12: Scally & Tiwa-savage Lol.. Dats 2bad..?
Hmm...
Celebrities / . by niyoni: 6:27pm On Mar 07, 2013
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Romance / Re: Five Places To Meet Single & Rich Men by niyoni: 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2013
Another place to meet 'em- Hell fire. There are more of them dere than in any oda place! Safe journey....
Romance / Re: Ladies Would You Marry A Jobless Man? by niyoni: 4:16pm On Mar 06, 2013
carefreewannabe: Yes, provided he's not lazy and searching for a job.
I would do it because my love don't cost a thing (la la la).
And yes because I could afford it but no if he is a lazy a.ss doing nothing with his life.
Hey baby, are u sure?
Romance / Re: Can A Man Love A Woman Without Money? by niyoni: 10:34pm On Mar 05, 2013
It's possible, but it's a high risk venture. Mark d words 'high risk'.
Romance / Re: Can You Carry Your Wife's Or Girlfriend's Hand Bag by niyoni: 10:25pm On Mar 05, 2013
Technically, der's nothin wrong wit helping a wife with her hand bag, just ensure she sees it as a priviledge, not a right!

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Romance / Re: Who Likes Crazy Fun Girls? by niyoni: 10:07pm On Mar 05, 2013
U culd b a 'crazy fun girl' at ur peril n remain miss onila 4 life! On d oda hand, being a boring n gloomy sista wuld'nt land u marital bliss. Just find urself a safe balance n live happily ever after. Regards.
Romance / Re: Online Dating Sites....yay Or Nay? by niyoni: 2:56pm On Mar 05, 2013
rokiatu:

Some people find true love online just so you know. undecided undecided
Probably 1 in 10. E-love is just not it! My opinion. Tho its different strokes 4 different folks, its dsame stroke 4 many folks.
Romance / Re: Online Dating Sites....yay Or Nay? by niyoni: 11:25am On Mar 05, 2013
Most of d folks u meet 'online' are fake......imagine a skimpily dressed lady online describing herself as 'godfearing' or a razz-looking guy describing himself as 'gentle n cool'. Traditional dating already comes wit a lot of trouble for many peeps. If u want to live a long n happy life, pls dnt as much as attempt dating online. Its as fake as a lady wit padded bossoms n brazillian hair.
Romance / . by niyoni: 3:55pm On Mar 03, 2013
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Romance / Re: . by niyoni: 10:10am On Mar 01, 2013
assalaamat: let him go to his boss house on a weekend to have a father-to-son like discussion on the issue,but he must inform him of his coming.He should start the discussion thus:sir,I'm very sorry to bother you today when should be having some rest to regain the lost energy during the weekdays,but bcs you're like a father to me,and a son can talk to his father anytime(he should chuckle as he utters this),he continues"sir,i truly appreciate your kind gestures sir,thank you so much sir,may God bless u sir.Sir,there is this thing that has been bothering me all this while but I don't know how to tell u sir,his boss interrupts (what could that be,tell me),sir,i really don't wanna offend u sir,the boss cuts him again (go ahead and tell me).Sir,it's about the issue we discussed the other time,i mean about my sister,your daughter sir.Honestly sir,i really don't wanna offend u sir,but there is this fiancee of mine that has been there for me all this while sir and we've actually promised each other to get married sir.Actually sir,when we had that discussion about your daughter,i was happy bcs for you to have chosen me as the right person for her,i really appreciate it sir,it's just that,i don't wanna disappoint my fiancee sir,d end.I am very certain that,his boss will definately understand.Goodluck bro.
Sounds funny n sensible....tnks.
Celebrities / Re: . by niyoni: 8:52pm On Feb 28, 2013
Savvy ij: yes u are d only one... d advert is very nice, wat more do u expect
Hmmm....I see! Peharps I shuld take a 2nd look at it...
Romance / . by niyoni: 8:43pm On Feb 28, 2013
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Celebrities / . by niyoni: 2:57pm On Feb 28, 2013
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Celebrities / . by niyoni: 3:15pm On Feb 26, 2013
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