₦airaland Forum

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@Op on point. End of discussion!!

tdbanks: And I guess he found it.

No he didn't! D goddamn equation is yet to be solved. No tnks to mummy n scotland yard, or is it d british metropolitan?

dmcdad: What do you mean the mother went to make it a differetial? Have you forgotten that there is always a constant in integrating indefinite integrals? That constant happens to be the mother. Don't you think so?

Hey, fella. We are all here 2hav a good tym, so i suggest we all 4gerabout d technicalities of marrimatics n njoy d flow of d show! I get ur drift tho.

They were only engaging d laws of 'integration'. Why did d mother go there 2 initiate 'differentiation'? There is an unbalanced equation waiting to be solved and neither d mother nor d police can solve it.

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jewelofafrica: We are an excellent nebosh training centre, in port harcourt. Its not far from warri. Send me a mail gretha202@yahoo.com or call 08174639905

Thanks. Warri appears more convenient now tho.

Hi evry1. Pls can any1 recommend an excellent Nebosh training centre in Warri to me? Tnks in advance.

@input, Shell ramp, Enerhen, is d company's recreational centre while Shell yard Ogunu is d company's administrative centre. Howeva, in d course of registering 4 ur swimming test, u may hav 2 visit d administrative centre. Goodluck.

Input: helo house,please where can i obtain a swimming pass certificate within warri or port harcourt at cheaper cost.The company i applied for IT request i must present a swimming pass before i can be allowed to go on board since i will be going offshore.
someone has given me a hint that it cost about #65,000.As a student that price is too much for me to afford now.thanks

Go to Shell ramp at Enerhen, just b4 igbudu primary school n ask to meet a swimming coach. If u can swim alredy, uld b charged a maximum of 7k to do a swim test n get ur certificate which is valid 4 3yrs. Goodluck.

Abragadabra!! Can som1 here defusesticate wot Mr Patrick pronungitiated?

I just watched d guy on CNN. Wow! Very nice!! Thats d developed world for u- they support brilliant ideas and reward genius! Back in Africa, they wuld either kill d young inventor, kill his dream or steal his idea. At best, they wuld offer him a price far below d worth of his invention! My advice to young Nigerian inventors is dis- b smart, b fast, n keep ur dreams secret until u meet d right person/people! Word!!

Nawa o! Most of d mentioned countries are so desperate 4 patronage n recognition dat they wuld allow every n any human breed easy access. Well, I wish them luck, but I prefer d visa-required topclass destinations.....

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Lolz.....very interesting topic n many folks here hav said my mind. I luv food but I dislyk many cooking processes! Can any damsel here deliver me frm my current state of bachelorhood, any volunteers in da house

kessyur: wahala free. however, I do feel d vacuum at times. Am out for an ideal gurl dat understands the value of being in a relationship

I feel u dude...

Idowuogbo: Lmao! Okies... Am sorry sir! Daz all!

Thank u. Daz all!!

@idowuogbo et al, I'm d oga at d top here. Pls stop derailing my thread. I'v said so n u mustn't disobey. Daz all!!

I'ld appreciate it greatly if dis thread is not derailed. Thank u.

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ItsModella: Exactly. If you can't beat them, you join them. He should join the jokes and accept his mistake, and before he realizes it, the matter will die down.

My thots too. Dis guy has turned into a celebrity in a flash. He should admit his mistakes, learn frm them, laugh them off and use it to his advantage rather than crying over spilled milk!

Truth b told, if Nigeria were a sane country, d 'my oga at d top' crooner who embarrassed himself, family and nation should have long tendered a passionate and national apology for his media goof! He should waste no further time in doing d right n honourable thing if he wants d sympathy of Nigerians. Nigerians are soft-hearted people if u know how to handle them. Daz all!!

I wuldn't want to say yes then my oga at d top says no. It really does depend on d opinions of their ogas at d top.....Daz all!!!

butta: I wil recommend u go for LG I have a 32inch LED

Seconded!

greatgod2012: @op, your last point is my own first point..........enjoying intimacy without the guilt of adultery

2. The respect i get as a married woman.

3. The way im pampered by my hubby like a little girl.....lol

Bless God 4 ur hubby lady, and pls hold Him tyt o...Hpe u get d drift?

luvme2: As for me, I enjoy the respect I get where ever I go.
I also enjoy having my children call me 'mommy'(it's sooo heart warming).
Being married gives ma a confidence that I quite don't know how to explain in words.
Hmmm, 'sex' without the guilt of fornication hanging on my shoulders.
Let's hear yours

Hmmmm.....sex without guilt sounds interesting....so does sex without boundaries.

I'm a newbie in da family section...was surprised to see ma post hit d front page. Happy birthday 2da Tgirl4real!

moneyes: Hehehe its mostly with the ladies. Sleepless nights fø̲̣̣я̅ men are fø̲̣̣я̅ abt the 1st 3 months ☀ƒ a new baby. But fø̲̣̣я̅ madam, it's till toddler years. The one that į§ sometimes truly frustrating į§ when U̶̲̥̅̊ finally get baby †̥ sleep and get ready †̥ get back †̥ Napland and Oga į§ fresh eyed, wide awake and primed fø̲̣̣я̅ action

Lol....

nNawa o! Does it mean married pple dnt sleep well? I beta get all d sleep I can now, b4 I get married.

Becacia_Barbie: hahaha....am telln u!
Now am so stucked with books, no time to sleep and ve fun!

huh? Pls wot do u mean?

jonaboy: Wow really miss sleeping till when I feel like waking up,miss hanging out with my guys and clubing,miss a lot of things about singlehood but I can't trade being married with singlehood cos when I think of my pretty wife and cute daughter I think getting married was one of the best decisions I have ever taken.

Hmmm...dats nice to hear. I hope NL peeps would see dat marriage can actually b fun...