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Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

yeee mah belle oh pidgin too sweet ;-)

Hmmmmm!!! It's now left to kanye-W to mak a gud preparation and stop her from shottin' porn

femiaction: Iya Loja Of Nigeria Died


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BREAKING NEWS FROM TVC :TINUBU'S MUM DIED AT 94

hey at 94 Sayin' RIP to diz woman is a cruel word

sheyie2007: Abeg if you don watch am, tell us whether the video sweet

e sweet small 'nah is just dah d tin wey timaya dey mak me see diz days nor gud

Unstoppable_on: Yeah, its Nigeria 4 vs Tahiti 0. What a match- that is my expectation. One Nigeria

tahiti is also a champ!!! U don't expect such horrible tin' in football instead expect any win
I.e nig 2 vs tah 1

bboiabb: Nigeria's first batch of Super Eagles players missed their flight to South Africa and are now in danger of not making tonight's flight to Brazil.

The party were scheduled to be on the morning flight from Windhoek to Johannesburg, where they are scheduled to be on the 5:55pm SAA flight to São Paulo.

But the team failed to make that flight, which was only secured with the assistance of FIFA, and officials are now scrambling to get them on the next available one.

That is by no means certain, although KickOffNigeria.com was informed by NFF officials that they expect them to make it to the OR Tambo airport. But only just.

If the party of nine fails to get there on time, they will travel with the second batch, leaving them to arrive with barely hours to spare before their opening game against Tahiti.

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http://www.kickoff.com/news/35032/nigerias-first-batch-of-super-eagles-players-missed-their-flight-to-south-africa-

waheva is wrong wit 'em...dey've to play for we dre fans ahbi did we appointed 'em just to get bonus and to form dre egoism Tink eagles tink!!!

ogusbaba1: Toke Makinwa Stuns In Blue Bandage Dress... cutie
http://www.ogusbaba.com/2013/06/toke-makinwa-stuns-in-blue-bandage-dress.html

she's so chill in dis stunnin' pict'!!! Oh... Sowie I meant hot

dayokanu: Let the guy carry the erecction to show the Mother In law

or ask the Mother In law directly that what is he supposed to do or does it make sense to her that her daughter is failing to do her marital duty using her as the excuse

hmmmm!! if u were in his shoe' would u really do dat?

dayokanu: Let the guy carry the erecction to show the Mother In law

or ask the Mother In law directly that what is he supposed to do or does it make sense to her that her daughter is failing to do her marital duty using her as the excuse

hmmmm!! would u really do dat?

lucenzo: GREECE


https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01745/Greek-W-soldier_1745229a.jpg
All white ... Greek soldier



SERBIA


https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01745/femalesoldiers_01_1745244a.jpg
Mascara ... Serbian soldier

*spotted*

I was waitin' to see BH name on dis post obviously, I found none

abduldope: GOLD WTF!!!! Na me go 1st DiG am commot... Cus pple de wen na OdinaRY wooD dem use 4 dem.. so no offense if i carve wooD replace am

hey oleh!!! ain't u afraid of obadare ghost chasin' u at nyt and hav no rest of mind?

I hav prob of loggin-in to 2go on nokia E71x. It stucks in connecting wah can I do pls?

Pls mah nokia E71x stucks wen connecting to 2go...wah can I do, and any help?

Wtf? Dis's a damn crap! y dialogues? Shot 'em in d chest asap we don't want mercy for doz dogz!!!

adisa_segun: oponu, I don't know why this kind of senseless people are allowed on nl

bcuz u were also allowed, y wouldn't be allowed? I don't see any diffrence btw u two tho'

Mehn!! She's stunnin' in dah dress tho' so cute

Oh!!! so na true Dre was a tym I saw dis man pict' sellin' popcorn on mah frnd's phn I didn't bliv him tho' kai!! Dis mah is a damn deceiver wah kinda show-off is diz, we ain't a fool sir So pack well!!!

o'boy:
bros,you lost me there
why will he steal the corn seller's money there?he is a governor
Do you know that?

u probably don't get wah he's tryin' to say... He's only crackin' joke tho'

Huh! naija will startled everybody by winning dis tittle!!! Country dah will can probably beat in dis tour' are... Tahiti...japan...spain and lastly brazil

lucenzo: other rappers be like naija, they no dey reach finals

moun je iseh awon omo tou'boh emakana

Is GEJ actin' smart or fool by droppin' doz names mentioned I don't tink dey care to be dropped since wah dey're all planning is to quit...

Huhhuhuhhhu two tifs beside' christ? Apkors is being rude oh

MRbrownJAY: wrong answer



human legs = 16 (7 girls + driver)
legs of any type (animal+human)= 9620 legs

I would hav ans dis correctly only if she shows up earlier!!!

Huh!! I swear dis na first tym am readin' a joke without laffin'

Shut it dude!! Wah did u tink will apun to mah dream of rulin' dis world just like *talhea in iron king?* well, I'm destined to rule dis nation to a gud position... Am I typin' blunders??

moodswing: Nice one Lie Mohammed.


70% of Nigerians have declare interest to vote me in the fortcoming election. I am obviously the president in waiting.

Cheap talk

kulyie: if you dont want to appear as a sex symbol,cover up

the last time i checked actions speak louder than words


its just like kim saying she isn't a sex object.that will be one of the most stewwwpeed things i will ever hear in my life.if you know you want men to see you beyond your breasts and vagina,cover up and carry yourself with respect,portray more intelligence in your words and music than sexually inclined songs,then we can start from there

i wonder why she4 is crying over spilled milk anyway.na now you just remember say you no be sex object.why them no say ladies like asa be sex .the way you carry yourself is the way men and women will carry you

so, u're sayin' she's lyin' abt her comment ryt? By chance, may I ask if u had masturbated abt her b4? I wanna knw how she's a sex subject!!!

And wah's d big deal in receivin' class under d tree/floor?

Detonator-rex:
where the person?

she's inside ur panty dude!!!

Policewoman: By mere looking at that poster, i can narrate to you what took place in the movie. Nollywood... Smdh....

so, u're lettin' us now how upgraded ur WITCH is? How on earth can some1 predict' a mere pict' and says he/she is no' WITCH?!!! I meant no disrespect tho'

Oh-my-God!!! Is FG tryin' to kill mah bro? he smokes almost 2packs a day... Am sure he won't find it easy if FG finally do as said!!! Kai..God hav mercy oh