Constant good health. Alhamdulillah for that....He has been more than faithful. ��

Not working presently. �
Anyone with job openings should please come to man's aid. Did my POP last month.

Congratulations to me in advance! ✨
Leaving Anambra soon ✈
NYSC outside your region no be chaiz �

Cristiano Ronaldo goated �

Nbotee:


Dis may b one of those years where a defender wins it... D last time Italy won a major tournament, their defender was the player of the tournament (Cannavaro 2006)

Yeah, and he went on to win the Ballon D'or that same year.

So sad...
My girlfriend would have been in this horrible news as well.. Alhamdulillahi robil aalameen.

Morata now needs to improve or else he will be the one who Sarri will be sending to buy his cigarettes�������

adigunomomama:
Anyone with the idea price?

the Post said it should be around 60k $150

*world cup group charts*

*Dennis sheryshev*: i'm d host so d golden boot is mine

*Diego Costa*: really!! Since when did u start fighting for golden boot?

*Lukaku*: plz ask him again!! Does he know hw many years I ve been fighting for golden boot in England?

*Kane*: ��

*Lukaku* �Harry wat do u mean!!

*Kane* ��‍♂
����

*Salah*: sup guys✌�

*Kane* ��

*salah*:��‍♂

*Kane*: coz u won premier golden boot?

That why messi didn't allow u to ve the European golden boot�

*messi*:��

*neymar* : but this is world cup tournament and I already have 1 goal� messi hw many goals do u ve��‍♂

*messi*:☹��‍♂

*Ronaldo*: am in✌�������

*messi* : � left

*iwobi* added messi

*messi*: � left

*Victor Moses* : added messi

*messi*: why are u adding me?

*Mikel Obi* : we want to deal wit u b4 u leave d world cup lolz

*messi* :really!!! Ok no problem, get ready to consult yr Gods or juju�

*Musa* : u don't even ve a single goal in the world cup and u still blabbing, u will meet us well����

*Modric*��

*Sane'* join through group link... Xup guys✌�

*pogba* sane' this group is only for world cup payers so leave☝�

*Sane'* :��

*Ramos*: that why u were dropped out of Germany's squard anyways��

*Sane'*: fhuk u all��
Left

*Aguero*: smh��‍♂

*world cup group charts*

*Dennis sheryshev*: i'm d host so d golden boot is mine

*Diego Costa*: really!! Since when did u start fighting for golden boot?

*Lukaku*: plz ask him again!! Does he know hw many years I ve been fighting for golden boot in England?

*Kane*: ��

*Lukaku* �Harry wat do u mean!!

*Kane* ��‍♂
����

*Salah*: sup guys✌�

*Kane* ��

*salah*:��‍♂

*Kane*: coz u won premier golden boot?

That why messi didn't allow u to ve the European golden boot�

*messi*:��

*neymar* : but this is world cup tournament and I already have 1 goal� messi hw many goals do u ve��‍♂

*messi*:☹��‍♂

*Ronaldo*: am in✌�������

*messi* : � left

*iwobi* added messi

*messi*: � left

*Victor Moses* : added messi

*messi*: why are u adding me?

*Mikel Obi* : we want to deal wit u b4 u leave d world cup lolz

*messi* :really!!! Ok no problem, get ready to consult yr Gods or juju�

*Musa* : u don't even ve a single goal in the world cup and u still blabbing, u will meet us well����

*Modric*��

*Sane'* join through group link... Xup guys✌�

*pogba* sane' this group is only for world cup payers so leave☝�

*Sane'* :��

*Ramos*: that why u were dropped out of Germany's squard anyways��

*Sane'*: fhuk u all��
Left

*Aguero*: smh��‍♂

nice game

EVILFOREST:
Please, I don't want FEMALE KIDS.
They are lovely, but it's............

DON'T BE SURPRISE IF U HAD 5 DAUGHTERS OUT OF 5 KIDS

08160440032

08160440032

DEALING WITH A PROF.

You can do better than the guy in less creative things; like typing of "nonsense, rubbish"

CUM4WHAT:
Nonsense

---

Jayjay0:
Rubbish

Jayjay0:
Rubbish

This is a "HATE letter" from a
young boy to a girl. The girl's
father does not like him and
does not approve of the
relationship...... and so the boy
wrote this letter to the girl
professing his love for the girl
knowing fully well that the
girl's father will definitely read
this letter so he did it in a clever
way.
Enjoy!
Dear Stella,
1. the great love I have for you
2. is gone, and the dislike for
you
3. grows every day. When I see
you,
4. your face just irritates me;
5. the only thing I want to do is
6. strangle you. I never wanted
to
7. marry you. Our last
conversation
8. was very boring and has not
9. made me look forward to
seeing you again.
10. You think only of you and
yourself.
11. If we were married, I know
that I would find
12. life very difficult, and I
would have no
13. peace in living with you
forever. I have a heart
14. to give, but it is not
something that
15. I want to give to you. No
one is more
16. foolish and selfish than you,
and you are not
17. caring and helpful to me.
18. I sincerely want you to
understand that
19. I speak the truth. You will
do me a favour
20. if you think this is the end.
Do not try
21. to reply this. Your letters are
full of
22. things that disinterest me.
You have no
23 true feelings for me. Good-
bye! Believe me,
24. I do not care about you.
Please do not think that
25. I am still your boyfriend."
Too bad right?? However,
before handing over the letter
to the girl, the boy told the girl
"ODD NUMBERS ONLY", meaning
to read only 1,3,5,7,9,11,13
,15,17,19,21,23,25.
So.... Please try reading it again -
odd numbers only! So smart &
creative

khassy:

I no believe this list
waiting for 4icu own sha :I

I already know u won't agree, and mind u, I don't quote a UNILORITE to argue with one


UI still ur baba anytime, anyday...deal with it

khassy:
stupid list stupid school

Unilorin first others follow
#TeamBBF

Guy; ur uni is 24th on the list

So it's true

INTROVERT:

GidisFinest:
He wears one dress... Dem go complain
He buys Suit... Dem go complain
Im wife wear watch... Dem go complain

By the way... We don dey get light for mile 2
SAI BABA!

Bro; the rate we take ghet light for my side these days no be 'wahsa'


#change is here

God! This post saying a lot about me



Thanks OP for reminding me that I'm SKINNY

Airforce1 don drop finally!


#downloading

*modified*




The song ain't bad as haters said


There's always room for improvement tho'

Mehn! PMB get swag no be small unlike PHD-holder-for-nothing fisherman

Dannyset:

chai......mo de gbinyanju lati ma tabon rara oo!
hahahahahaha! ma lo modifayi re.

Haha yoruba le ni ki'ko ga'n

Arakunrin! Iwo ga'an titabon! "oluwa lo losho agutan yin" ko koreti rara! **oluwa ni olusho aguntan yin*** loye ko koo

Dannyset:


Eyin mejeji sha nfi Yoruba tabon nitoripe ko si Eni to ma ka yin. Oluwa lo losho agutan yin oooo.
Saraki should keep his portrait in his office. We only need that of the President and the Governor.

Oga sorry oooh***e don make front page

IbokUtoroh:
im so sure this wont make front page.
lalastic i fit bet u say ee no go make fron t page.

Commits or "commit?"


You sure don't stand a chance of securing d JOB