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Business › Re: Lady Gets N1.6M Job After Giving Plantain Of N400 To Someone For Free (Photos) by Nlanalyst: 10:10am On Dec 18, 2021
ValCon888:
In this incredibly hard times, you're advertising
N1.6M credit alert on social media in a country where people kill for N50.
Sense is far from this woman.
Na craze you dey craze.
Na poverty make you reason this nonsense.

Family › Re: Growing Up, How Many Did You Break Washing This (Photo) by Nlanalyst: 6:24pm On Dec 16, 2021
grin cheesy
Memories.
Education › Re: ASUU Went On Strike Today? by Nlanalyst:
Viraltrends123:
This is not even ssanu, it's one small group in one university,they strike didn't even affect the university that much. ASUU can go on strike, and FG should stop paying them, thank God we don graduate. And we no be lecturer.
You are just plainly stupid. Ahn ahn!

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 8:36pm On Dec 13, 2021
Mariangeles:
You sure say e dey your mind to share so? sad
I no wan shar lipsrsealed
Country hard. tongue
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 9:17am On Dec 13, 2021
Mvena:
For beans, I got an allergy for it and akamu is something I don’t like
Allergy? This is totally new.
Do you take custard?
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 9:09am On Dec 13, 2021
Mvena:
I don’t eat beans or take Akamu
Sapa with peak milk?
Thank God you don't, e no kukuma reach me before. tongue
By the way, that's not peak milk. Peak milk is #2,300 while the 3-in-1 peak is just #700.
But on a real, why don't you eat beans/Akamu?
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 8:29am On Dec 13, 2021
Moi-moi and Akamu mixed with 3-in-1 peak for the breakfast.
I swear e no reach me chop but I go still do eyes service with am.
Mariangeles and Mvena should please join me.
SAPA wants to destroy my detty disemba. cry

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 8:03am On Dec 12, 2021
BlueRayDick:
Beans
Good morning Dadi.
How many drums of oyel do you use in 24 hours?
Sinzu money, oil and gas people.
Tuale sir.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 7:35pm On Dec 09, 2021
Mariangeles:
Nlanalyst, anything for your people?
Good evening Mama.
Oto jo meta, ki lo n happen mama?
Crime › Re: Quickteller Or Betking, Which Should I Sue? Successful But Uncredited Deposit. by Nlanalyst: 7:56pm On Dec 06, 2021
Why sue them?
You were going to lose the money in the long run after all.
Quit betting

Culture › Re: Gur People Of Burkina, Mali, Cote D'ivoire, Ghana, Togo, Benin, Niger by Nlanalyst:
Collegenews:
Saving to Japan? I don't understand that.
I asked that question because of how long you've been feeding the pockets of the bank you saved the money with and why all of a sudden you feel #1,500 per day is little. That should be about #45K a month, if you had bought bikes since you had 700k for instance, you wouyhave made your capitals back with profits. Never late to start tho. 45k a month and in seven months you would have made your capital back while also having a bike as profit plus the #1K5 delivery. You don't invest with the mind of making highest possible profit that could further expand your risks. #1,500 per day is a very good deal. Don't fall for that 2k per day deal that would have to sleep with the bike. Bikes are machines, they wear off with time and depreciate gradually if you don't properly mainatain them. Leaving the bike with him for one straight week means you can't tell what he is doing with the bike and I can assure you that for him to be ready to add additional #500 means he's doing night job with it. If you overuse your bike like that just because of #500, it won't last 6 months that the bike would be old already by which time renters won't even pay more than 1k per day for it. Get the bike and save the remaining #150K, with an additional #40k in a month, you should raise about #225K in 5 months and that should fetch you another bike. If you are serious, you can keep buying bikes on 5 months basis. You can upgrade to Keke and on and on. Just be patient and don't be greedy and don't disrupt the saving process nor start spending from it needlessly. After all you said you have a job and you've be surviving without your savings for months. Keep it that way. Four bikes should be fetching you about #180K monthly or to #130K monthly to be realistic and you can always double these values depending on what your definition of 'okay' is. Make enquiries about Keke and how much they deliver per day.
Enlarge your dream bro and don't settle down for a little.
Wishing you luck man.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
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Thanks so much Boss, I'm very grateful.
I will buy the bike tomorrow by the grace of God and I will keep you posted.
Eshe gan sir.
BTW, the I'm saving to Japan was a mistake. I meant Japa, to travel out.
Culture › Re: Gur People Of Burkina, Mali, Cote D'ivoire, Ghana, Togo, Benin, Niger by Nlanalyst: 10:36am On Dec 05, 2021
Collegenews:
Good morning bro.
Let's start this way.. How long have you had this your 500k in your account?
Good morning Big Bros.
I can't specifically tell because I have been saving since 2019. I am saving to Japan actually. I had about 700k early 2020 but when the lockdown came, I had to feed and settle some bills from it then it dropped down to about 290k which I started saving again after the lockdown till this day and the current amount sir.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 9:43pm On Dec 04, 2021
Labadi69:
This small food? Even baby go reject am. I’m sure you are a fat fellow trying to lose weight. Better hit the gym asap before yamayama fall on that your potbelly and fat face angry

Education › Re: Why Do Nairalanders Hide Their Faces? by Nlanalyst: 7:11pm On Dec 04, 2021
But nairaland is a faceless forum na Boda dudu.
Culture › Re: Gur People Of Burkina, Mali, Cote D'ivoire, Ghana, Togo, Benin, Niger by Nlanalyst: 5:21pm On Dec 03, 2021
Good afternoon Sir Collegenews, sorry for disturbing you yet agaiy.

. sequel to our last discussion, I have made enquiries and the price of bikes is quite on the High. A new bike is about 322k and with registration totals #350K. And daily delivery is $1500 why someone I already met said he would pay #2K only and only if the bike would be at his place from Monday till Saturday night and he will be paying 12k every Sunday. Now please my questions are these. Should I raise the money to 700k and buy two or I should go ahead and start with one first. And please again sir, does the 2k daily make sense? And is it adviceable to leave the bike with him for 6 straight days? Would you agree to this if you were in my shoes?
Anticipating your response sir.
Education › Re: I Finally Graduated After 9years. by Nlanalyst: 10:45pm On Dec 02, 2021
yusluvad:
You're a good well wisher. May our source of joy never gets dry...
Amen broh.
Pray you same.
Education › Re: I Finally Graduated After 9years. by Nlanalyst: 6:42pm On Dec 02, 2021
Congratulations Brother man.
That smile on your face won't fade away.
Keep rocking
Politics › Re: Ex-Convict, Oluwatobi Ajayi, Bags Fresh 28-Year Jail Term For Cyber Fraud by Nlanalyst: 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2021
This world is not his own, prison is.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya President Uhuru Kenyatta Looking At A Woman's Buttocks In Public (Video) by Nlanalyst: 1:27pm On Nov 30, 2021
I just got a job from reading this news.
Career › Re: Nlanders Pls Help by Nlanalyst: 1:18pm On Nov 30, 2021
You want people who have been in the labor market for years with nothing to show for it to give you tips on how to stand out in the market of labor?
You are not okay sir.
Print your CV on a cardboard paper instead of A4 paper. You will stand out.

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi, The Winner Of Ballon D'or by Nlanalyst: 9:58pm On Nov 29, 2021
No one can ever ever argue about who is the greatest of all time again.

Lionel Messi is the god of football.
What a time to be alive.
Sports › Re: Live Pictures From Ballon D'or Award 2021 by Nlanalyst: 9:48pm On Nov 29, 2021
I admonish all Messi fans to please be Messiful to Penaldo fans, it's not easy winning this for the 7th time when their sheep is on Instagram ranting and denying what he obviously said.
Jealousy will not kill them.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 12:38pm On Nov 28, 2021
Akposy:
cheesy cheesy cheesy @ a very rare pair of bowlegs.
Mvena:
[/quote][quote author=Preciouschinwe post=108025524]LWKMD,This guy eh
angry angry
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 9:23pm On Nov 27, 2021
Petyprincess:
Ahh, I cook jollof every week since someone's son tasted it once cheesy

This is my second try on fried rice, and I decided to make the famous combo of fried rice and jollof lol.

My newest method now is I roast my vegetables b4 blending, it saves more time in cooking and gives that natural smokey taste.
Please where can I apply to be the someone's son too?
I love jollof, I have six pacs and very rare pair of bowlegs. I am a spec. Aje.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 9:01pm On Nov 27, 2021
amorprincesa:
Eba, Egusi soup with goat meat and eja kika for dinner
God when? cry

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