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White fried rice, Salad, green kidney beans and yellow pounded yam.

You are a hater if you can only see rice and stew.
Please wish me luck as I keep this in my stomach till Tuesday.
Someone shu borrow me spoon please!

Never been interested in what went down between the two of them but this letter of apology is coming from a place of remorseful repentance and I felt it.
May God fix her and hers.
Na smallie she be o, that admittance is heavenly.

garriAndsugar:
Just look for a big pot and throw everything inside..

Cook for 10mins

I thought we were best of friends?

Mariangeles:
You! You never pay the last gbese wey you owe, you don run enter market abi? Na awa agreement be dat?

Wey dat EFCC number sef?

But it's Tuesday we agreed on na? Why are you disgracing me?

Dear foodlanders, I have gone to the market again o to waste my money. I am putting this here because I know shame won't let me put the rubbish I'm going to end up cooking tonight on here. Guys who know how to cook, how did you do it?
I'm typing this with tears in my eyes.

Forget the everything first, who else noticed the written English of these supposed NPower beneficiaries from obviously the North?

Munzy14:
Where did you come from abeg...

Killer meme.

Bros!

cococandy:
Good morning

Good morning Mummy.
How are you today? How were you last week Tuesday? And how were you on Tuesday of last year April ma? Fine? If so glory be to God. My purpose of writing you this letter is to let you know everyone in my family detests me. Please is there vacancy in your family ma? I will like to join. Thanks in "arrears".

lkillbrokehoes:
Lol you don't know that he's the same person as that mannabbq guy?

I didn't know until I noticed he came to report another post here directed at Boda Manna.
I admire his dedication to stupidity. Very reassuring.

What's NL becoming?

SportsHD:
All those people who do local bvn fraud and local transfer fraud are criminals. I so dislike them.

By the way, if that's you on your profile, damn girl, you fine like 50 people. How your matter dey be na?
I hope you no be man with hairy balls shaa.

A simple Google search could save you from showering compliments on your fellow man in the name of simping. What is wrong with your guys nau? Ko make sense nau.

His special treatment is guaranteed in his VIP cell.
Why won't he smile?
God! God! God! Please.

Immarocks:
What are you saying ?? I meant..you are taking garri with milk and packet sugar,restocking your kitchen yet you are calling It SAPA. .you are better than others out there .

Good morning auntie mi. Shey you saw when Auntie Mariangeles collected my CV right? She gave me everything on "hire purchase" and I will bepaying her back on every Tuesday. Okay?

Durhleepee:
Dinner...

Excuse me ma. Do you have Small plantain, groundnut oil, seasonings, raw rice, fish and pepper and white plates and a kitchen you are not using? I have pot, we can collabo or you borrow me till Tuesday ma.
Tenkzz!

Akposy:
My warm, airy doughnuts filled with homemade strawberry jam tasted heavenly

Ah! Ah!
And na inside one person belle this one go enter like this o?
God when?

Mvena:
Sapa with Dano milk? Fear God na

That milk na "hire purchase".
I dey pay back small small every month.

Mariangeles:
Na promise wey I no make I want to dey fulfill now.

Mariangeles:
No dey whine us abeg!

DM me your CV anyways.

I have sent the CV auntie mi.

Accepting to marry is to satisfy societal expectations or your pocket.

To cheat is to satisfy yourself.

May we not be a part of this sham.
BTW, the OP is a part of the problem we are facing. Cheating has no gender, Men cheat even more than women. Wrong to label women alone.

Immarocks:
See this oga...where is the SAPA? no vex am make e visit you ooo...see dano not a thought of milk....see sugar not mallam sugar and you are calling SAPA .

you na Cruise man Sha.

My sister in God, please help me with 4kg of beef and half chicken to water down this my garri. I will pay you back on Tuesday, I can drop my CV as collateral.
Please

Sapa, I beg you in the name of God, can I drink my garri in peace?
Since chicken being flying around here, please borrow me a bite till next week Tuesday.
God bless.

Kobojunkie:
Are you a child or something?

What has the decision and mistakes of your parents to do with you as an individual ? You are meant to learn from their mistakes, not perpetuate them.

Please strongly consider growing up!

Wow! Such a sage!
Keep growing in wisdom.

Mariangeles:
Maka nri!

I wuola Esau.

IVORY2009:
Food

What's your house address boda mi?
You are my mother's first born that has been missing since little.
I need you back now.

Virginfeminist:
Okay. I guess you're Yoruba.

I am not Yoruba, I am from south south just based in the west.
This shouldn't be about one's tribe.

Candidlady:
which of the northern state did you serve!?

Kano

Virginfeminist:
Yes, one made me fall and broke my heart I no do again.

I've always loved Igbo guys. Honestly if I should ever marry it would be an Igbo man. But in life to an extent we don't choose who we fall in love with.

The Igbo men I've met are usually kind, tall, very handsome and givers.

I've met some evil ones but the handsome ones, good ones pass them.

Igbo men are givers, they take very good care of their women.
But handsomeness?
I sincerely can't tell.
To each his own sha.

Candidlady:
yoruba what?

for me hausa all day! And hausa guys aint local(exposed ones sha)

igbo 2nd

yoruba 3rd aka last

Didn't I state that Hausa guys would have been my favorite? Save that they are local?
When I say local, I mean they are crudely local. You don't judge by the very little percent of those Abuja guys or some few ones from core northern states who know what's up. Judging by all, Hausa guys are very skinny and local. I served in the North.
Talking about Yoruba guys coming last, you haven't met the typical Yoruba demon like I rightly emphasized in my first post.
Pray you don't.

BOOOMNAIJA:
Anytime I see this boy, "a drumstick of chicken" comes to mind.

See this one.

Virginfeminist:
Igbo guys for me.

Some Igbo men are handsome sha but with majority having funny legs and headshape, I swear they look very unattractive. Hausa guys (fulani)are handsome too and they would have been my favorite but but they are a bit local and always do things the aboki way.

Have you met a typical Yoruba demon?
You will fall flat.

Skyfornia:
Why being a hypocrite? Be a man

To turn off "read receipt" is hypocrisy?

Why are you sounding daft dear?