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armyofone:
Corn bread and collard greens.

I don't have money for bike but I'm coming right away sir.

The corruption under this administration of our darling president shall go down as the biggest in history.

armyofone:
Here is Portubello (portobello) for you then.
Health friendly.

Brother man.

Mariangeles:
Egg white is good.

I don't want egg white, I want free fried rice and chicken.

armyofone:
True, Rice and bean equal double carbohydrates and some protein though. Moderation is the key - do not load it up.

Boiled Eggs and rice - best!

Bruv, the cholesterol in eggs ain't good for my health.
Nutritionists have failed me.

Breezy99:
How is that too much protein? And when did beans become protein?

Bruv, I didn't get to know beans have more of carbohydrate than protein until last year.
And I totally embarrassed myself arguing blindly.
All my teachers in life failed me.

The ones they arrested, what did they do with them?

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Affordable has a different meaning in Buhari and Fashola's dictionary?

[quote author=Davash222 post=107838405][/quote]Post ain't on front page and you are still booking space? Are you okay at all Boda?

Mariangeles:
No. I'll bring plate.

You aren't nice.

Mariangeles:
Ki lo wa kan yin n be?

Can we collabo and toast something like that again?
I have plate. Shey kin ma bo?

They are now reviving posts from as far back as 2018.
Characters full this world sha.
Orisirisi.

Collegenews:
Lmao! Yeah, you're just being human. Every one will by default pick #17K5 over 10k. If I were crossed between between the two, I would pick the second option. If you do the calculation, you will find out that the peace and profit from the second option are more than enough for a starter.

Regarding your second question, it happens every time. I have seen more than 5 people it happened to although it's not bikes but busses and pickups. It's a written agreement and it's well spelt out from the beginning and the police are aware. Some even go diabolical just so people would default so they could seize whatever they've given them. It's a very common thing. Doesn't mean I support it tho. Lastly, getting them is quite easy but how safe it is what I can't guarantee. Ask any bike you mount if they know anyone who needs a hire purchase, before you ask 10 they would have suggested 2. Just ensure you involve the police from the beginning and every detail of the person as well as his guarantor's should be confirmed as correct. Like I said, ask around and confirm the further process involved. By the way, please know that it doesn't have to be in Ifo since you are new there. You could get the motorcycles and move them to your main base where you surely know one or two that would need them. That way you can speak of safety to a reasonable extent.

By the way, I actually went through your posts before replying you at all especially the ones you made in food section and Maman I laughed my ass out.
Keep the comic you up!!
All the best brotherly.

Thanks so much Boss.
I am definitely putting these to use and I will update you from time to time if you don't mind sir. I know you are a busy person and I'm saying sorry for disturbing today and the subsequent disturbances that may likely follow.
May God bless you and yours, thank so very much. You won't know what this means to me.
Eshe gan baba.
It is a big privilege to know you read my posts, your diary is such an inspiration with steady comic contents that I never get tired of. Being able to make one's point (a very inspiring and reasonable one at that) without boring readers or listeners up is a very rare thing to come by. Which you possess in very large measures.
Eshe gan Baba.

Collegenews:
I'm a hustler broh, steadily visiting places for possible opportunities.
This is it.
I do not know much about Ifo but from my numerous samplings of Sango, I can as well write of Ifo.
The common hustles in Sango, Ifo and most cities around it are 1) Smuggling (majorly rice), 2) Baba Ijebu and other lotto businesses, 3) POS business 4) Betting business, 5) Transportation business and maybe Provision stores.
Depending on how much time you have on your hands, with your 500k you could open a POS shop but since you talked about work, your best bet is to go into transportation business.
Please read this well.
Try and raise additional 100k with your 500k and get two bikes. Last I priced a bike, it was around #240K-#260K, the price may have shot up already, number plate registration is about 50k. Totalling #300k per bike. You can ask around.

You can do two things with the bikes;
1) Give them out for people to deliver on a daily. They deliver #2,500 per day which means you should be making #5k from the two bikes. The problem here is that, people rough handle the bikes because it's not theirs and you will be solely responsible for fixing the bike Incase of any fault. Which means these guys could leave your place since morning and later call to tell you the bike is faulty that they've not done any work for the day. But then again, you are buying brand new bikes, it should take up to 2 years before such lame excuses would start surfacing. And believe me, after the two years or less even, the bikes may become totally useless.
The other option is to buy and register them and give them out on hire purchase where people get to pay back installmentally. The advantage is, once you've signed agreement with them, they shall take full responsibility of whatever expenses incurred while using the bikes. It's no longer your headache which is why these guys all seem to be very careful while using them because they know it will become theirs over time. They pay 10k weekly and they pay about #510K or so for the 300k bike. Once payment is concluded, the bike is theirs and failure to pay you the 10k weekly as at when due will lead to forfeiture of the bike regardless of how much they've paid unless you are being lenient which no one in the business does. This business isn't for the faint-hearted. So bad as he be, you are sure to .ake 200k on your bike at the end of their payments by which time you can start the journey again rather leaving 500k in your account lying useless. This disadvantage of this is that, you only make 10k/week as against the possible #17k5 of the first option.
PS: All that is written here is from an enquiry I made in the past, a couple of things may have changed.
Disclaimer: This is strictly my opinion as you requested for it, investing is a subtle risk, I'm not to be held responsible for whatever happens along the line of your investment, good or bad. This is just an advice you requested for and you and I have no communication privately outside of here or anywhere else.
All the best brother.

Wow! Like wow! This is so amazing Boss. Never ever thought about this and your list of the hustles here is so accurate to a fault. It's like you stay here. Wow.

Please I understand all that you have written and personally I am tempted to choose the first option because #17,500 every week per bike is so huge compared to the 10k of the second option even as the peace of the second option is so much and guaranteed. Please Boss, if you were tabled with these options, which would you pick?

And again, you said if they fail to pay the agreed amount when due could lead to the forfeiture of the bikes regardless of how much they have paid . I beg you in the name of God, how possible is this? Like has it ever happened? I'm very surprised.

Lastly sir, how easy do you think it is to see those who I will give the bikes to? Because I'm very new here. And how safe it is to give people I know little about my bikes?

Collegenews:
Okay broh. Good morning. Isn't Ifo the city after Sango? If you are going to Abeokuta, Abekoko and all?

Yes it is Boss, surprised you know the place.

Collegenews:
Where are you based?

Good morning big bros, thanks so much for your response.
Im currently in Ifo, Ogun state. Work just brought me here.

Mariangeles:
Se tooto ni?
That is quite strange.

I sincerely don't, I only remember eating it while I was young. It's like deciding to fry an apple or a mango, the concept seems weird and needless.

Mariangeles:
Se o ya yin l’enu ni?
Na still some sha.

Walahi, oya mi lenu. I was expecting your usage of a few common words like greetings and a few 'some'. Iyen le yin pe ni 'sum', subtraction wa nko ma?

novia22:
You are obviously a blind lost unintelligent junkie....too blind to see that I am female,too lost to know good Morales and unintelligent
because your write up shows how dumb you are......I leave you to the dogs cos that's where you belong.....
You want to keep up with your shitty attitude, Go ahead...but that doesn't change the fact that you are a sadistic filth with a dark lost soul...

My dear sister, do not waste your energy on bored entities.
Just laugh or ignore, never wrestle with pigs. They have nothing to lose.

Mariangeles:
Ah! O se gan.
I like pawpaw ‘cause it’s very filling and hydrating, but I’ve never had it in my parfait before.

Se o ma je dodo ati eyin?
Fun Nlanalyst dodo meji lasan ninu e, ki o je eyi to kun.

. Me I no dey chop dodo o. Mi o like e.
But wait o, You can understand and speak [b]some[b] Yoruba and you dey scatter Yoruba like this?

Collegenews.

Gift of Men.
That was really beautiful and inspiring.


I'm still waiting for that thing tho. Please.

IVORY2009:
My burnt bread

Boda, you no try for this bread, make I no lie.
E come resemble "Yanibo".

A Muslim abused his fellow Muslim yet MURIC still managed to rope Christianity into his show of foolery.
Is he mad?

azraeljaheel:
nah am a naija son! The tree is at the site am working. Ogun state ifo

Bruv, where in Ifo are you?