₦airaland Forum

Toosure70:
You're cursed if you're a southerner and vote for another wahala.

lol wait. What of the southerners that voted the current wahala twice?
Atiku won't get my vote neither will Tinubu but with a gun to my head to pick either of them, definitely Atiku

Lol funny asf. How many times dem go warn una about ponzi schemes? Davido fuckeeed up big time but this is Nigeria nothing will happen to him.

Reminds me of when lagtech scammed us on nairaland these guys are heartless fuckerrrrs if I no die then I no go die again

Mama should carry her L and leave us alone

ZINIIBANKS:
So Mtcheeww
Bro see my main targets of doing this fun is simply because I want to travel to CA once I get there I won't do it again. Ok tell me when I get there and I'm doing two three jobs together tell me how I'll have time to press phone not to talk of carrying laptop.so bro no dey judge cause everybody get plan or reason why dem dey do am sho yee eee

so the only thing to do is to defraud people? How would you feel if it happened to your family member?

ityP:
Yes, I'm saying so. Even if Inec declare the person winner, supreme court is there to overturn things. Only people that have lost touch with reality would think that votes count in this nation. If GEJ was Buhari, he for no do one tenure

then we have no right to complain. Let the underage and illiterate voters do the selections for us.

captainamiedi1:
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We all know the main contenters are Bubu and Atiku. Every other vote is a waste of vote. Why will I suffer myself?? It's not going to change anything. Until someone with vision will contest in a big platform, I wouldn't vote.

in other words Tacha is right?
Because majority of the electorate believe they're wasting their time by coming out to vote?

Are you trying to say that if 50 million people had come out to vote someone else other than Buhari/Atiku, inec wouldn't have declared him/her winner?

captainamiedi1:
When all the options that are presented by APC and PDP are failures with facts to back it up. Why will I vote then?? Anyone who wins, will produce the same result.

it wasn't just both of them last time
Moghalu was there , Sowore too.
Nigerians had options but no they chose one of the two idiotttts

donbachi:
If he had sent the account details as request,and u were not relocated..u for dey swear for am by now..agreement is agreement.

if it happened exactly as the op put it then he didn't do shiiit .

Unfortunately they're lining up to vote atiku and tibubu.

Omo kebbi people didn't come to play

Because of 20gb I should go and buy itel phone of 21k? Where's the sense in that?

Nuelito:
I pity the people that paid just for an express collection of the NIN...dem too dey para

it's required for driver's license and international passport

I'd rather live in Ghana than endure 32 years with these people

This griller person is sick sha. Posting the same stoopid comments everywhere

Wanted to add "you should never have unprotected sex" but everything in your list doesn't even want us to have the sex

flemsy15:
But it still baffles me how someone can be very close to a rich person and instead of asking the person to show u way make u too dey alright, u dey ask am "anything for d boys?, bottle Ur guys naaa, I go like chop fish for Ur hand one of dis weekends, etc"

But a little correction to what she said, some rich men prefer to help u with small small money than teach u d way, once u tell them to teach u d way or help u start up something, wahala don dey. Some want to be the richest in their family.

an adage says you'd prefer to remain poor if they told you what they did to make money

OnlyDeCapPlease:
Nothing awesome about that. It's very dangerous for her to do that. It's also dangerous for other drivers, who will instinctively try to swerve and avoid her, if she falls down, thus might cause accident. She wouldn't dare try that in her own country but she feels she can do what she wants in Nigeria .

as if that's not a normal thing in naija abegi blame your country not her/hers. If she hadn't seen it done here she probably wouldn't do it. In her place the system works so don't expect her to do it there

punisha:
he is a selfish idiot.
is there any diff death in Nigeria that he preferred to come back?
he just didnt think this through.
now his folly had affected his entire family.

he would have just gone home alone, his family would have been able to help him return when the jazz clears from his eyes now everyone's stuck . Village people strong

79733139:
Be empathetic... the man thought he was going to die, at least have some sympathy.

whats the problem with dying in England? Las laa they waybill his corpse if he so much desires to be buried here

Thank God say person no dey alive when all these things dey sup, just negodu how they were sharing and allocating human beings

So na this opera news people we go suffer now?

TysonsCorner:
Oga go and do your clearance so u can go for NYSC.

I sha hope this is a joke.

BTW I wore that khaki 6 years ago...

yinkus6750:
Who cares?
Strike is now a regular way of life to the Universities.

I care abeg. I need them for something very urgent

Gbagura:
Anything, yes, but it's definitely not igbos.

are you normal? Find person for that una tribal fight abeg, I no follow una do that one.

Right now anything is better than Buhari

Danhoys:
If a product is out of stock, the vendor is supposed to apply the out of stock sticker.

It's still the fault of the vendor, not Jumia and they deserve whatever penalty they get.

If a product is out of stock, it's customary to make it known to avoid customers placing orders and getting another thing in return.

you probably wouldn't understand. FYI most vendors don't own the items they upload on the platform, and so will only know it's out of stock when they go to purchase it. On konga you simply call the customer and inform them, sometimes they ask for alternatives or outright cancelation(win win)
You also aware people buy items on jumia, use it as they like and return it to the vendor, jumia refunds them and most of the time without compensation to the vendors, they deserve that too?

I sell on jumia and I am being as objective as possible, jumia doesn't give 2 efs about its vendors because new ones abound .

compton11:
she is the stupid little girl.

instead of her to lie small,she refused

please do not call her stupid.

Sapiosexuality:
I agree with not shopping if you are not in Lagos. I recall ordering for a Gold Coloured laptop and getting a red coloured one and because I waited for so long I couldn't even ask for refund or send it back. Less than a year, touchscreen started malfunctioning and hinges broke. The same thing with my Redmi Note 3.

I think sellers, in a manner typical of the average Nigerian criminal, gambles on things sent outside Lagos because they know returning is usually hard. It is not often easy to return a product because of a minor variation in the features if you waited seven days or more to get it.

I recall asking Jumia to improve on product verification. It makes no sense that someone will order a Gold coloured laptop and when seller brings any package, jumia/Konga do nothing to check it. What did I do? Simple. I left. I can't buy anything in any Nigerian online store anymore. I rather go to ShopRite or any established physical store to get it.

they don't allow vendors access to customer contact. The vendor may have called you to inform you the red wasn't available if he had the chance. If he/she didn't ship the item, jumia would have penalized the store... they're very mean to vendors so I guess the vendor did what was necessary.

I pray she's still alive. FG doesn't give a hoot after all she's a Christian

lefulefu:
I believe u talking about statement of result.in the case of transcripts it is the school u graduated from that will send it to the other school u applied for to continue another programme.

please check whatsapp

No place on their website to submit petition.