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Dr2great: they made their selves that.,they did not allow only me fuçk them

hahahahahaha see selfishness in the highest place. They did not allow "ONLY YOU" as in one person which is u to Bleep "THEM" more than one person. Guy abeg na u be the ashawo here,

Silly. Is it a must that every tonto dike's topic must make fp. I don't understand.

Dr2great: Make i spend my hard earn money on recharge card dey call ashawo?

no be you make amm ashawo! Abi u dey deny am.

Gone are the days I will be in a hurry to answer my phone whether it's a call or an SMS. It's not worth it. MTN I don't need any sms or call from 4500,7070,3553 etc pls. Infact the worst ia at night. God will help us.

Roster ke? Lol lol lol lol. I pity men. The babes that visit my uncle only cook indomie, none has ever cooked FOOD b4.

And if you don't send they will say u re secretive,local,u don't want to mingle etc.people's mindset differ but thanks to God.

My dear it baffles me oh.

One thing I understood about relationship is "DEFINITION". If both of them had defined their relationship from the onset, this crossroad won't be a problem. He should try and find out why and what is making the girl say no to marriage and yes to relationship. Let the girl accept the YES I DO from her mind and not out of self pity.

Sijo01: *Enter's thread, sit back with a bottle of coke and pop-corn*

every time you are sitting back with coke and pop corn upgrade small maybe to spring roll and samosa

Babzilla: babe seriously you hit the nail directly. If we guys will tell you how some babes demand 4 money you will be shocked at how myopic they are, it makes me ponder a lot but thanks for ur mind set.

lol lol lol lol lol lol

nbright: Please tell me you don't demand for cash from him/them

guy this is a bitter unbelievable truth "I HAVE NEVER DEMANDED MONEY" and it surprises him.

Nextworldnx: What is going on these days with d different threads I am beginning to see here of late by girls complaining about their BF DEMANDING sex from them, even till the point of giving ultimatums and all dat $hit? Like wat da fuq? Who demands Sex from a girl one claims to be in a relationship with? Are u negotiating a contractual agreement or u re buying tomato & pepper in market to be DEMANDING? Whateva happened to a romantic date, dinner, treat, outings,...and afterwards allow nature to take its course?

U Guys doing dis nonsense are d ones making some of these Girls believe that they have negotiating power with sex! I don't get it. Is it dat a guy picks up his fone and d next tin goes "hello swthrt, I want u to come over for d weekend,and hey pls,I will fuvk u when u come" ?? Dis is crazy!!! Dis is insane! No girl will take dis $hit. No wonder they tell u $hit too like "take me to ur mama first", "buy me a BB Z10 first" or "wait for my 90 days rule". Yeah, they tell u dat because u ve refuse to man up and take d lead in ur relationship. Infact, such a guy is not ready to be in a relationship, it breaks most girls heart dat their guy is a wussy, and since they can't stand a wussy! They reply u with conditions too, and trust me, at that stage they are ready to back out of that relationship, so even if u give in to their conditions, sorry no sex for u. After dat, Nairaland will now then bear d brunt of ur foolishness.

If u guys so much want to fuvk, then do wat u ve to do. Put her in d mood, create a romantic setting, get her all wet and let everytin play out itself. I bet u dat even if u don't want sex after creating d atmosphere, she will pounce on u herself and do d needful. U Guys should go work on urselves, stop embarrassing other Men here and lastly stop whinning around on Nairaland.

U don't DEMAND sex from Girls!! Or are u a learner?

bros seriously you hit the nail directly. If we girls will tell you how some guys demand this X you will be shocked at how myopic they are, it makes me ponder a lot but thanks for ur mind set.

As the year is coming to an end, you must have lost all hope,lost loved ones, lost your happiness etc. Perhaps you wanted to get married this year but you are still single or you earnestly needed your own house,car,fat bank account!!!! Plssssssssssssss don't loose hope because it's not yet over.if someone had told Mrs Joy that come dec she will be a millionaire she would have probably laughed like sarah.
Forget all that have mocked you,all that wanted you dead,all ears that opened just to hear a sad news about you and believe GOD. GOD is still performing miracles just stick to him and your chapter will be opened.

The worst thing to experience in lagos is the traffic.oh God,the traffic can make you sick over night.if you are the lazy type lagos is definitely not for you.

[quote author=appelmoieddy][/quote]sure? If you are still annoyed I apologise.

appelmoieddy: .

still annoyed?

appelmoieddy: There are motives for asking, what's unreasonable is that u failed to analyse why a person might have made it the first question..1) he might be matured nd doesn't want to chat with an underage/minor .. 2) he might be seeking for singles to start a relationship with ..3)miscellaneous ,like being comfortable with his age groups,having principles on age range for friendships

New contacts on my bbm, particularly girls do ask me that question all the while on our first chat, and I've never created a topic to complain about it, though I found it awkward initially, but I got to understand why they did.

thanks so much at least it sounds awkward.I guess I should know the person's motive 1st.at first I was like why not my name first. It's funny though.

Uyi Iredia: Oh shut up you silly girl ! Your attitude stinks. If you are too timid to state your age, so unpolite to state your name, and too foolish to understand the importance of giving a short summary of your person, as a basis of establishing a relationship with a stranger, you have mental problems.

so meeting a stranger now means I should write a summary of my self in less than 2 minutes as 'CV' bcs u'll give me a job. Infact let me not talk too much .

Uyi Iredia: This sh*head can't think to save her ugly face. Even bacteria in that sh*tfactory you call an ar$ehole think better. They introduce themselves then work in tandem to make $h*t. Unfortunately, your brain must be touching if you don't realize the first question(s) that MUST be asked of a person is the name, age and a short description of themselves. Get that it to your fried brain, silly girl.

what if the 1st question is not "what is your name rather it is how old are you" does it sound good. Where and when has age come before name? I don't know what all these 17 -20yrs boys are doing on Nl. ASUU pls call off this strike let them face their books.

Uyi Iredia: Oh shut up you silly girl ! Your attitude stinks. If you are too timid to state your age, so unpolite to state your name, and too foolish to understand the importance of giving a short summary of your person, as a basis of establishing a relationship with a stranger, you have mental problems.

you are more than stupid for your comments. When you meet someone whether boy or girl, what should be the first question. Look at this fool calling me silly. Better respect your sunday.

Seriously I don't understand what on earth is happening. Why must the 1st question a guy will ask a girl is how old are you without even asking her name esp all these nairaland boys. Yes I call them boys.some have not even seen you and the conversation goes
Guy; hello
Girl; good day
Guy; how are u
Girl; I'm fine and u?
Guy; how old are u??
No what is ur name,who are u etc?
Pls is this reasonable in this era or am I missing something bcs it irritates me.

This is very pathetic. I had to warn my little cousin who is 18yrs not to send any text message to me if the grammar is not correct. All they know is abbreviation,wizkid,davido,p square,mikel obi,toyota camry etc. God have mercy on our educational system because it makes me weep.

Any song by Isreal Anyanele

Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Assam Ra*pe Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get ra*ped. Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Assam dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.” The Assam Festival began in 43 BC when Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu molested everyone in his village of Doomdooma. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is remembered every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to the man with the most rapes is called “The Baalkrishan”. 24-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar told reporters that he has been training all year for this event. “I’m going to get the most ra*pes this year. I’ve been practicing all year. I ra*pe my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!” 12-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters she almost made it through last year’s festival without getting ra*ped. “I came so close to not getting ra*ped. I almost got to the ‘ra*pe-free-zone’ at the edge of town, but at the last minute 9 men jumped on me and molested me. Luckily I am just recovering now so I can participate in this year’s events, otherwise I would be put to death by stoning.” 34-year-old Brian Barnett from Toronto who is visiting Assam on business told reporters he will be missing the festivities this year. “My company did not tell me anything about a ra*pe festival happening while I was here. Are you serious, a ra*pe festival? I’m getting the f*ck out of this backwards country tonight.” India is second in reported rapes in the world only behind the United States, though critics are quick to point out that is only because most rapes in India go unreported.
SOURCE: http://..com/2013/11/shocking-rape-any-girl-on-sight-assam.html

Thank God I'm a nigerian.

yuzedo: Oh shït!!!!!!!! I'm crying, fam!!

yuzedo did you win the election?

I Am waiting for yuzedo's reply on this thread or is he still campaining? Just glad bsc madness is not only for women! Imagine nailing his joy stick.lol

I don't just understand why guys like telling the history of their life to a girl they met within few minutes.!!
Woke up this morning and on my way to work a guy in the same keke napep decided to narrate how he is luky to be the last born ,d though he is not a graduate earns more than his elder brother who is a master degree holder bla bla bla. Infact I wanted to tell him to stop but had to keep calm.
Pls guys why too much stories?
Is it to sound or look pleasing?

How I wish these pple didn't die let me flog foolishness out of them. Imagine a wedding in Borno. Even with CIA, FBI, SWAT, CTU, SSS, Army, Airforce I won't wed in borno. I remember when kidnapping was at it's peak in Aba, for a period of 4 to 6 months there were no ceremony of any kind talk more of a boko state. May they rip.

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Emmyk: Look below the "Submit button", you'll where to click.

Hope ur upload is not more than 200Kb?

thanks

Hello please I find it difficult uploadind a pix on Nland. How can I upload a pix either in creating a thread or replying a thread. Thanks

yuzedo: How does one effectively scrub his tongue with a chewing stick then? I'm ready to dump over-priced toothpastes and brushes if there is a viable method for tongue cleaning with the chewing stick. I spend over 30mins every morning cleaning my tongue, i no wan hear say handsome boy like me get bad breath by mistake.

yuzedo I never knew u were a boy oh!!! I thought you are one billionaire man. Wow