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Pataki: Jonathan the kindergarten school headboy. Obama the headmaster needs you immediately!

You see your disgraceful life......I hope he does not disgrace himself again. And please keep madam shepopo at home oh.

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see as he stood with his both hands behind. God have mercy on him.

Chimoski87: Her list of high profile guests
included Oprah Winfrey, the world's richest
celebrity


Some reporters can be dame STUPID. How is. Oprah d richest celebrity & what qualifies someone to be a celebrity. Is d like of Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Roman Abramovich, Aliko Dangote not celebrity & does Oprah have 10%
Of these guys wealth?

if you don't know oprah shut ur mouth it's not a must to talk

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Thieves are now attacking women with long hair in Venezuela..lol
Na Naija weave sellers dey send them? Lol. #kidding o. According to this funny and weird report, having long hair can make you a target for criminals in the Venezuelan coastal city of Maracaibo.

These criminals are targeting young women who have long hair with scissors, and before you know what's happening, your hair is gone.

A Maracaibo resident Egmari Villarreal (pictured above left) explains:

    "You have to see it to believe it. We're not going to be able to have long hair anymore. As a woman, this is something traumatic. It's happening downtown, at the beach or at the mall, where you find a lot of young women. The thieves grab them by the hair, pull out some scissors and cut their hair. Then they sell it at beauty or hair salons."

Another resident Mariana Rodriguez told Globovision that she was walking through a popular mall when she saw two women coming toward her.

    "I thought they were going to steal my cell phone, because I had it in my hand at the time, but they took out scissors," she said. "They did not give me a chance to think or to run or anything. And when I looked, I no longer had any hair. More than 8 inches gone.

Maracaibo Mayor Eveling de Rosales told reporters that police were stepping up security to stop the attackers.

    "As part of our operation of citizen security, we are giving them a forceful response, posting men and women to keep watch and stop this from continuing to happen," she said.

Synthetic hair in the country costs anywhere from $40 to $160, depending on its quality. But natural hair can cost more than $500.

PATRICK OBAHIAGBON on ASUU strike...
This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,cascadingly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy..With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy,our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum..Therefore ASUU,cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.
Please don't forget your dictionary.

Congrats to them but why is she still answering kate middleton not kate williams? If na naija man he won't agree.

Please that web site is not correct. It is. www.flydanaair.com not www.flydananair.com

2goodbobo: Never ever worry about what people will say. Especially if it has to do with life and death. One thing I have come to realize in this life, is that no matter what you do, whether good or bad people must talk. Right now your life is more important than what people will say.

I cannot advice you on whether to divorce him or not cos I don't want to put asunder what God has joined together. I will advice you take this to the family section, you will get numerous suggestions there and then weigh your options and pick the ones/one that is okay for you.

guy who told you God joined them together? The God I know can not give you with left hand and collect with right hand.his gifts don't bring pain ,d sorrow but love and peace. My dear sister Christ paid the prize of all our pains so if you are experiencing any pain called domestic violence plsssssssss God did not sign that one.

[quote author=baby_123]If you were man enough and complete mentally and physically, you will not need to marry a child all in the name of religion who would have never married you if she was given the choice. I am so ashamed of this country that this is a priority. Passing a bill for child brides. When there are other pertinent bills. At least we are now able to identify the craddle-robbers in government. You want to take away the choice of the Nigerian girl child in 2013. How about passing a law that you cannot enter the NASS without a bachelors degree, so we have less of these illiterate, fanatic monsters in power. This country is totally regressing. What is so manly about marrying a child forcefully? What is right about it? Which child will prefer to marry a 50yr old dying man against a boy/man of her peers? If she is below 18, leave her alone! Perverts! Dirty animals![/quote]excuse me why calling them animals? Animals ve respect to their younger ones so they are better than these fools please.

Ican see you can only wield your raving sword when it comes to underage girls. Marriage is not the answer here again, but the domestication of that roving menace and deranged animal called the pe.nis of you, your peers, government officials, the big and 'bigger' boys in Abuja, etc can't stop laughing at this your qualification of the man's banana.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Yerima is a fat fool that needs to padlock his banana

okpara ugo: Capitaal Noinsensee...

is this the new spelling?

Don Demu: Make them go siddon joor. Una no hold protest on beta matta na dis one come dey make una blood rush? Dem force you to marry under aged babe abi dem se make u marry off ur daughter early? FOOLS

your comment shows you are a small fool. Don't worsen your foolishness

First bank is the worst.I cannot boost of my 2000 remaining there aftet one month.

babyhrt: The fact that Soyinka is an elder n a scholar does nt mean dat he can just make unfounded allegations n dnt get response...d last time I checked,Soyinka does nt blong to any of d country's securitu outfits,he does nt live in Rivers...so wht was d source of his assertion abt d first lady havin a hand in the crises in Rivers...if soyinka's wife is a mere domestic appendage,PEJ is nt.

. I better be a mere domestic appendage than a doctorate degree holder and voice out jagoon.why is it that whenever PEJ is about to talk everybody is scared? Error is inevitable.

[quote author=9ja_I_hail]See, most of you reason like slaves.. So shoyinka has moral justification to insult someones wife? What you expected of her is to keep shut and not to take on the old man who failed to address her with respect?

I pray your fellow man slap your wife before your eyes so you could see what will be your wife reaction. Only if you are a man.[/quote]. To my own understanding wole did not insult PEJ. He obseverd something and let it out. Be a lady before being a first lady. It's just an advice.

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]See 419 o!
Last Bullet:
If she didn't get her money, she worse pass common girls in Nigeria that lost their virginity for Blackberry phones, wristwatches, cloths & shoes, mince pie, fried & jollof rice with chicken, & other birthday, matriculation/graduation presents. Expecially Jos girls who usually loose their virginity for a plate of Indomie Noodles & fried egg. Cos all these Nigerian girls got something as compensation for losing their virginity.[/quote]and what do the guys get for loosing their own.

Justicemy: U said 7 bags but i can only see six, nawa 4 u oo

. You need to see an optometrist ugently.

free2ryhme: is this the only international feat that can come from this part of this country ... How to carry 7 bags of cement it is a shame !!!!

why not do one so that it will be internationally regonised.you de your house de talk rubbish.

Nipple: Probably pieces of fabric cut in the shape of leaves.Won't believe otherwise unless I touch it.

why not go and touch it is anyone preventing you?

Adufaye: Na 2day?
P erson FФЯ ma area get am

. You are a fool

pekelepekele: Two things are involved . A father that had the heart of rape and a daughter that had the heart of murder . A girl chopped off the head of an elderly person , A man not just a man but her father . People should understand that she also have some evil traits in her .

[size=5pt]If she have the strength and mind to chop off her father's head that means she's capable of escaping from him but she just did it. Police please go and arrest her and jail her[/size]

you ve never been molested takl more of been molested by your blood.if the dad could nurse it in his heart to rape his daughter in the cousre of defense any spirit can take over.emossional trauma is bad.

mekaboy: OP, post your pic and that of your elder brother let us see why the girl will leave her fiance for a guy that can't fund his own bday.

Then post the girl pic too, let be sure she is not a psychiatric patient.

psychiatric patient indeed hahahahahaha.

parki: How did the get this rating? What the measurement performance used for the rating? because they certainly don't deserve it.

GTB is the worst bank in africa. Firstly, GTB has constant network problem. You can hardly use their atms to withdraw cash during the day. Secondly, poor customer service. You walk into the bank, u r met with long queues and when u try to make inquiries, their teller officers are so obnoxious. The most annoying are their services outside nigeria. Have u ever tried using gtb in London? Terrible. They don't even lil things as customer details. They av to ring their nigeria office for customer verification. And we r rating them the best bank in africa. I laff!
Ecobank is still far better. Atleast Ecobank make such their atms work during the day. I would take ecobank over gtb anytime.
Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, gtb's rating as the best bank is political.. Nonsense bank.

. I'm sure you don't bank with Gtbank

.infact i believe my mom now when she says making decisions about marriage is harder than all the degrees you can ever earn in your life,its fragile yet tough.
This is really a big lesson and an advice.

All the guys wants to have twins yet every blessed day they waste their sperm.

Popowaa: My two boys will rock the name Ronald and Reginald.I pray i dont give birth to girls but incase i do then i will name her Cassilda or Lorna.

. Then prepare to die young.

gbosaa: Afrocandy is recruiting..

Tell your daughters to go for audition,they might be lucky...

Stop blaming govt....

. . Can't stop laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Abeg make him no come b4 they spend #6.5 billion on his visit as they did to queen elizabeth.