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Business / Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by no21: 11:55pm On Sep 19, 2009 |
gadogado: excellent, you idiot gave us two examples of countries in the middle east. how does that concern us? and how dare you refer to 80% uneducated fanatics as muslims ? by the way, why did you people took up weapons when Biafra wanted to leave you alone to keep your thursdays holy ? I dont know what your father told you about Nigerian Population but Niger republic is not among us |
Business / Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by no21: 11:27pm On Sep 19, 2009 |
Seun: He's definitely not as popular as the Pope, but who is Mr. Olubunmi Okogie? mr seun you are begining to sound like an idiot and a muslim fanatic maybe you should stay off nairaland for a while |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Needs Moderators Urgently by no21: 7:06pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
make me admin thats what i am interested in |
Webmasters / Re: As A Web Designer What Makes You Unique? by no21: 4:32pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
smartsoft: who and who claims they are designers ? |
Politics / Re: After A Weekend With Mosquitoes, Cecilia Ibru Collapses In Court by no21: 4:06pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
suddenly collapsing |
Jokes Etc / Re: SEUN AND THE OTHER KIDS by no21: 3:57pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
cool jokes up there |
Literature / Re: John Grisham Or Sydney Sheldon by no21: 12:13pm On Aug 31, 2009 |
i will go for Grisham anyday |
Jokes Etc / Re: SEUN AND THE OTHER KIDS by no21: 12:04pm On Aug 31, 2009 |
Donvilo: who cares about what he says ? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Nairalander Would You Love To Meet? by no21: 10:49am On Aug 09, 2009 |
only one person tpia with a sub machine gun |
Webmasters / Re: Dating Sites And Forums by no21: 10:47am On Aug 09, 2009 |
josyisback: welldone |
Webmasters / Re: Moderators Wanted! by no21: 10:43am On Aug 09, 2009 |
i will be charging per minute |
Nairaland / General / Re: Michelin78 by no21: 10:39am On Aug 09, 2009 |
ladies, they shout and jump if you add a minute to their ages lmao common guys, cheer up |
Nairaland / General / Re: Ladies & Gents: Name Your Favorite Male & Female Posters Here And State Why! by no21: 10:37am On Aug 09, 2009 |
i like sistawoman and Sam Milla |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Nairaland All About? by no21: 10:35am On Aug 09, 2009 |
religious battle ground |
Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Buy Nairaland From Segun by no21: 10:34am On Aug 09, 2009 |
Seun: that was the price since five years ago you need to up the wager to atleast 50 percent say like 50B |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fa Community Shield : Chelsea (2)4 Vs Man Utd (2) 1 on Pens by no21: 2:27pm On Aug 07, 2009 |
chelseabmw: who are we here? |
Jokes Etc / Too Stupid To Own A Computer by no21: 8:18pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Actual dialogue of a former Microsoft Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Microsoft Word." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Operator: "Went away?" Caller: "They disappeared." Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" Caller: "Nothing." Operator: "Nothing??" Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." Operator: "Are you still in Ms Word, or did you get out??" Caller: "How do I tell?" Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??" Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?" Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??" Caller: "What's a monitor?" Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??" Caller: "I don't know." Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??" Caller: "Yes, I think so." Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: "Yes, it is." Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Caller: "Okay, here it is." Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Caller: "I can't reach." Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??" Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark." Operator: "Dark??" Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then." Caller: "I can't." Operator: "No? Why not??" Caller: "Because there's a power failure." Operator: "A power , A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??" Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?" Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is." Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??" Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Meaning Behind The Signature On Your Profile? by no21: 8:17pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
we want more sammie |
Nairaland / General / Re: Michelin78 by no21: 8:11pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
another style of threads now are the usernames lol |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland News & Gossips by no21: 7:54pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
except mdam danke |
Nairaland / General / Re: Your "candid" Definition Of Nairaland by no21: 7:50pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
simply the most popular discussion board in Nigeria followed by ::::: |
Nairaland / General / Re: Introduction by no21: 7:36pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
this is not a play ground we have expert snipers, trigger happy mods and above all an admin that takes no for an answer, only one rule govern here dont annoy me or the admin |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Seun? by no21: 7:34pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
adetunrayo: talk for yourself |
Politics / Re: Onovo Strips Ex-presidents, Govs, First Lady, Others Of Police Aides by no21: 6:59pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
i like that move lets see if they will turn to the military |
Family / Re: Help Me Out -my Wife Change Completely After Wedding by no21: 6:51pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
ladies always do that, some change negatively while some cxhange^pos reason ; they gained more grounds and rights after wedding so i believe men would do the same |
Politics / Re: Nigeria: Ghana Plans To Be Major Electricity Exporter To Nigeria, Others by no21: 5:06pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
i wonder if nigeria will be shameful enough to sign such contract and ^why are you bolding the whole thing kobo? we aint blind around here |
Webmasters / Re: Dating Sites And Forums by no21: 5:03pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
yawa-ti-de: i am not interested in discussing forums further, i have already made my point |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can A Forumite Join The Elite Rank of "The Untouchables" by no21: 4:59pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
they are people who obey the below rule. DONT DO ANYTHING THAT WILL ANNOY THE ADMIN |
Politics / Re: Nigeria: Man Jailed For Stealing Laptop by no21: 4:52pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
useless post is this all you can come up with? and you are always quick to condemn other posts anuofia |
Webmasters / Re: Dating Sites And Forums by no21: 4:48pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
i need examples of things that have not been done on the net so i can start dont single out nigeria; someone started a forum and bans you everytime you say your mind or every time you dont support him what do you do , especially if you are addicted to his forum? i am not surprised at all about all the forums springing up here and there. atleast they are doing something meanwhile @joscity guy i know your forum, it discusses the same thing with nairaland and .com? why ? or are you just calling for useless attention? let them open up forums here and there , join those you want and leave others there was yahoo mail; lycos; aol; msn beforre google shows up with gmail |
Nairaland / General / Re: Clicking External Links In Nairaland Takes You Off The Forum by no21: 10:45am On Aug 03, 2009 |
netwhizmx: what makes you think that after many years of managing nairaland; seun doesnt know about this issue? A_K_O:welldone ako, i didnt know this before webdezzi: hmm your post makes me start to doubt if i know the meaning of standard |
Politics / Re: Is This Our President? by no21: 10:39am On Aug 03, 2009 |
ets fqce it ; this man is not fit enough to rule me i dont know about you |
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