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Man really pass man Jare

DOUBLEWAHALA:
manpassman

emeijeh:
Can you please show us fitnessdoctor?

Lalasticlala please call the fitness doctor

Kemen who is a celebrity fitness coach met with another fitness coach and the difference was very clear. Or I should say the humility was clear

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IneedSugarMumy1:
Lol.... He's your fans not a thief, he took the phone for this purpose he gonna return it soon

If im Chris I will let the dude have the phone. Dude got great moves

This guy stole Chris Brown's iPhone. What he does not know is that his activities with the phone is sent to Chris's icloud account. Or maybe he knows and intentionally wants to get breezy's attention, which he got. Now question is: what will you do to this guy if you were Chris brown? Report to the police? Let him have the phone?

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I dey come

Wow! Now I know. Such a beautiful song we just they murder the lyrics.

DOUBLEWAHALA:
don't worry goro choping cows will help u

is it an hausa song? Don't even know it's origin.

This has got to be the most confusing Christian song in Nigeria. Please who knows the complete lyrics? Even some choir members I asked don't know it.

Nigerian Pidgin is an English -based pidgin and
creole language spoken as a lingua franca across Nigeria . The language is commonly referred to as " Pidgin " or Broken (pronounced " Brokin ". It is distinguished from other creole languages since most speakers are not true
native speakers although many children learn it at an early age. It can be spoken as a pidgin, a creole, or a decreolised acrolect by different speakers, who may switch between these forms depending on the social setting.

Variations
Each of the 250 or more ethnic groups in Nigeria can converse in the language, though they usually have their own additional words. For example, the Yorùbás use the words Ṣe and Abi when speaking Pidgin. They are often used at the start or end of an intonated sentence or question: "You are coming, right?" becomes Ṣe you dey come? or You dey come abi?
Another example is the Igbos adding the word
Nna, also used at the beginning of some sentences to show camaraderie: Man, that test was very hard becomes Nna, that test hard no be small .
Nigerian Pidgin also varies from place to place. Dialects of Nigerian Pidgin may include the Warri; Sapele; Benin; Port Harcourt; Lagos, especially in Ajegunle; and Onitsha varieties.
Nigerian Pidgin is most widely spoken in the oil rich Niger Delta where most of its population speak it as their first language. [4]
However, other people speak pidgin in their own ways all over Nigeria.
Relationship to other languages and dialects
Similarity to Caribbean Creoles
Nigerian Pidgin, along with the various pidgin and creole languages of West Africa share similarities to the various English-based Creoles found in the Caribbean. It is especially obvious in
Jamaican Creole (also known as Jamaican Patois or simply Patois ) and the other creole languages of the West Indies . Linguists posit that this is because most slaves taken to the
New World were of West African descent. The pronunciation and accents often differ a great deal, mainly due to the extremely heterogeneous mix of African languages present in the West Indies, but if written on paper or spoken slowly, the creole languages of Caribbean are for the most part mutually intelligible with the creole languages of the West Africa. The presence of repetitious phrases in Caribbean Creole such as "su-su" (gossip) and "pyaa-pyaa" (sickly) mirror the presence of such phrases in West African languages such as "bam-bam", which means "complete" in the Yoruba language. Repetitious phrases are also present in Nigerian Pidgin, such as, "koro-koro", meaning "clear vision", "yama-yama", meaning "disgusting", and "doti-doti", meaning "garbage". Furthermore, the use of the words of West African origin in Jamaican Patois "Unu" and Bajan dialect "wunna" or "una" - West African Pidgin (meaning "you people", a word that comes from the Igbo word "unu" or "wunna" also meaning "you people" display some of the interesting similarities between the English pidgins and creoles of West Africa and the English pidgins and creoles of the West Indies, as does the presence of words and phrases that are identical in the languages on both sides of the Atlantic, such as "Me a go tell dem" (I'm going to tell them) and "make we" (let us). Use of the word "deh" or "dey" is found in both Caribbean Creole and Nigerian Pidgin English, and is used in place of the English word "is" or "are". The phrase "We dey foh London" would be understood by both a speaker of Creole and a speaker of Nigerian Pidgin to mean "We are in London" (although the Jamaican is more likely to say "Wi de a London". Other similarities, such as "pikin" (Nigerian Pidgin for "child" and "pikney" (used in islands like St.Vincent , Antigua and St. Kitts , akin to the standard-English pejorative/epithet pickaninny ) and "chook" (Nigerian Pidgin for "poke" or "stab" which corresponds with the Bajan Creole word "juk", and also corresponds to "chook" used in other West Indian islands.
Connection to Portuguese language
Being derived partly from the present day Edo/Delta area of Nigeria, there are still some leftover words from the Portuguese language in pidgin English (Portuguese ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin). For example, "you sabi do am?" means "do you know how to do it?". "Sabi" means "to know" or "to know how to", just as "to know" is "saber" in Portuguese. (According to the monogenetic theory of pidgins , sabir was a basic word in Mediterranean Lingua Franca , brought to West Africa through Portuguese pidgin. An English cognate is savvy .) Also, "pikin" or "pickaninny" comes from the Portuguese words "pequeno" and "pequenino", which mean "small".


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Pidgin

One word for my Aba brothers

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Comedian crazy clown graduates as a doctor of medicine. I must say this caught me by surprise. Big brain, big clown. Big congrats to him.


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[quote author=PMPhoenix post=57967340]Only the true gamers in the house know what video game 'HushPuppi' stole his name from.....[/quote

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[quote author=PMPhoenix post=57967340]Only the true gamers in the house know what video game 'HushPuppi' stole his name from.....[/quote Hush Puppies is an American internationally marketed brand of contemporary, casual footwear for men, women and children.

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hello brothers. this place been awfully too quite. what's happening? I myself been away for some time now. yours truly have been in police college Ikeja, training as a cadet officer.

I don't know if this makes sense but I'm thinking if we could open up a more realtime platform for us, e.g WhatsApp group or a Facebook group. I believe such platforms will enhance communication and more rooms to add/meet others not here. your opinions and suggestions are welcomed.

faith without hard work is folly. she didn't set that goal and went about taking selfies with a polio disfigured leg pose. she worked for it.

wowsome!

oh cr7 please

for me the trick is getting my mind off the fun and think about something else. i also find a way of not paying attention to her moans (that can throw one off the edge trust me).

just pay attention to your body and find what works for you. it may also be the sex position. u hardly come when the woman is on top or in doggy style. the missionary is a no no for me unless when its time to cum. also i have noticed i last longer with short and skinny women more than the fat ones. but after some time i get used to the fat pussy and i blast it on and on (i love fat women)

just Google "hymn for the weekend by cold play mp3 download"

and I just downloaded it. dope song. here is the link

http://www.djziddi.com/videos/song/4987/Hymn-For-The-Weekend-Hymn-For-The-Weekend-video-song.html

ok Saturday? no wahala. i go use ferry enter asaba

i vote refiner

This city needs a well planned drainage system

I heard that okpanam road sinks cars when it rains.

No place like 042 i swear

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This little drizzling caused this big flooding here. It was as though my PPA was solely built to serve as a flood dump. The flood water from dbs road to adjacent streets all empty into the dbs compound. We had to call keke in to pick us cause there ain't no way one could swim out of the flood. Remember i said earlier it was just a drizzle. Got me thinking what will happen when it rains heavy. Heard it usually floods the whole compound.

Hmmm.....i think i will be needing me a canoe ASAP

And so today was my CDS. We rushed it through and before 11am we were done. And so i decided to go to my PPA (delta broadcasting service) since its very close to my CDS venue (federal secretariate) and charge my phone (seems nepa forgot this part of naija).

It started drizzling just before i entered office. Just drizzling. No big deal. 45 minutes later my battery don full (faculty battery lol). The drizzling has stopped as i stepped out but what i saw at the gate is just unbelievable.

Picture they said is worth a thousand words, so lemme just upload the pictures

maxti:
After reading this, i come to the conclusion that islam us evil. I will henceforth avoid all Muslims like a plague.
#noapology

Onye kpom yo?