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Can't you just enjoy the moment and see where it leads?

Girl hard una to get una go complain, when una get am on a platter una go still complain. Nawao!

There is no formula or a definite pattern to a woman's behavior and response. Continue with the flow until the initial blood rush quiets down (in a couple of months) then you can begin to check for compatibility and the rest.

This is not the right way to do it sha but since una don rush start from the back by nacking each other, you can work it from the last part and make your way to the first part.

Elechi223:
Thanks but our destination wasn't near.

anambra while i lived at Abakaliki.

I can help you. I'm in Anambra. Send her number. Is she pretty tho?

lavylilly:
It there na

E no dey open na

lavylilly:
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The guy nacks better than you do. Lobatan

Invite her over and have her decapitated please

The wall gecko part...yuck!

In defense, Tom was just doing his job. Imagine what his madam will do if she finds out Tom allows Jerry to moved around the house destroying things.

Josbreed:
I also supported Jerry, as to the emboldened, Jerry would also be walking jejely, and Tom wod start looking for his trouble or try to use him as a meal.

Jerry is actually the bully. Most times Tom just wants to be on his own but Jerry will try to put him in a bad light with the house owner, and of course with the big bad dog in the house

Kriss216:
Jerry's petite size is comical. I see Tom as a bully

As a kid i supported Jerry but as i got older i realized that Tom was just trying to do his job but Jerry being the mischievous evil will always try to put Tom in a situation where he will be in his boss bad book lol.

Between Tom and Jerry, who did you support as a child??��

I don't think death through Covid-19 is something that should be kept a secret.

AreaFada2:
Hmmmmm. The doctor friend just breached confidentiality through you.

RIP Chief Okowa.

He died of Covid-19. My doctor friend at fmc Asaba isolation centre confided in me.

Linked mine this morning

Lalasticlala

THE CHALLENGES I FACE AFTER I ACCEPTED CHRIST AS MY PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR.

A Twitter user with the username @Musa_B_Musa shared a story of his journey into Christianity and the attendant challenges. Read below:

On a faithful Sunday I left home early in the morning and went to church without my father's knowledge, not knowing that before I come back home someone has already tell him that he see me in the
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Church. When I go home, my father locked me in a room for good 4 days without giving me something to eat, it's only my mom that do give me water to drink secretly. There is a day that my father went for a meeting because he is a chief of Fulanis of the local govt where we are
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Living, then my mom use that opportunity and break the path lock of the room and brought me out. She gave me 1k and told me to use it as a transport to ran away from the place where we are living (Kasuwan Magani) of Kajuru local govt area of Kaduna state.
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That is how I collected the 1k and left my wife and my daughter there. After I come into Kaduna town I try and approach one church and told them everything but they refuse to accommodate me, I pleaded with them to link me with anyone that can be of help but they ask me
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To leave. The second church that I approach happened to be the worst, they even says am one of the Fulani herdsmen that are killing people in southern Kaduna, so the securities are after me that is why I want to lie to them so that they should hide me, they told me that
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Either I should tell them the truth or they should call police to come and arrest me, I told them that the Bible says anything that is yes let it be yes and anything that is no let it be no anything beyond that is coming from the devil after they heard that from me they
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Allowed me to go, I become devasted, frustrated, and confuse. I don't know what to do again, tears � � keep on rolling on my face because someone call me and told me that my father beats my mom to comma because is the one that help to run away from the house and my father
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Have told the security men that anywhere they sees me they should arrest me because am one of the arm robbers and kidnappers that terrorize Abuja/Kaduna express way. Tears � � � keep on rolling on my face and the churches that approach they refuse to listen to me
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As I keep on going to one church to another, I meet someone that told me that they will not be able to accommodate me but he will help me and give me transport so that I should leave Kaduna completely, and that is how I succeeded in running away from Kaduna state.
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Even after I ran from Kaduna state none of the churches I approach shows concern because am Fulani by tribe so I keep on passing the night in an uncompleted building, I don't move around because anyone could hot me, am always starving, I didn't get any help is when my story
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Got circulated on twitter before help start coming. That is where I was able to get a small place where I am managing and start going to site work up to the time that my wife and my daughter reunite with me though I never pass a day or a night since I was born and got married
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Without having anything to cook until when I become a christian but even with that I have experience a peace of mine that no one can explain....And presently none of my relatives knows my whereabouts

This is just a little of my story.

Thanks and remain bless in Jesus name.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Musa_B_Musa/status/1322273045126545408

This happens only when you sleep face up right? I defeated mine by not sleeping face up and as I got older I learnt how to fight it off whenever I'm sleeping facing up.

Dreadlock69:
I created this topic in this section to get a wider audience please contribute if you have /had the experience
Early my teenage years, I do have a female neighbor very close we play and do all things together both bad and good you know what I mean,most times she will sleep and her eyes will be open lying at her back ,I do mock her about this and laugh about it .she always say she can't control it that I won't understand that she see everything happening around her but can't move ,I'll be like how is it possible I don't believe you but she will say dreadlock69 you won't understand.though she really stressed herself sleeping late but she is very bright with her books my parents used her to mock me.
However mine started when I was ss2 I could remember vividly well it happened one night I was sleeping all of a sudden something griped me I can't move I can't breath it was like something or someone inside the room was taking my life force out of me ,I'm very much aware of my environment but when it's stopped I be gasping for air and my heart will be racing ,this repeatedly happens every night at times worst and horrifying ,one night it happened again I was terrified and told my parents they told me nothing gonna happen that I should pray over it.
"Omo nah just the beginning I dey see ooo"
Later when I finish my secondary school I still experiencing it but ,this time round I can breath well but still see images .then I got my new phone I surfed the internet then I came across an article talking about this which seems to relate to what I experience then I made more and more research and findings which were scarying and calming.i remember one time I'd told my brother not to touch my phone strictly warning him then I slept off and the sleep paralysis started I woke up but can't do anything can't move ,can't talk just lifeless but I can see and I'm aware of what is going on in my environment and behold my brother was using my phone I was in anger but I can't do anything I just lay there lifeless with anger in me till it fades off thank his stars he went out before I regain consciousness
Another experience was when I watching a horror movie it happened the again when I was having a nap I was so scared I just have to close my eyes not to see images.
Later on I had full control over it and sometimes I transit from that state to lucid dreaming. Then I had a good work with all good amenities not stressful you can take a nap anytime you like , funny enough my partner experience it also I noticed the day he was sleeping but his eyes where open trying hard to move his body ,I just left him till it's fade off
So one day I was having a nap in the bedroom my boss was calling me I could hear him but I can't move anything just laying lifeless I was praying he should not catch me in this state .
Sometimes I'll have to call my partner but he is still in that state but I have to wake up,which he do wake up looking frightened.

I just learned how to lived with it cause I can't do anything bout it and feel for people who experience this but don't know how to manage it
Probably transit from that state to lucid dreaming
Maybe someday I'll have to tell my spouse or someone to close to me to not get frightened if they see me like that maybe a girlfriend, a wife ,my child I can't say for now
What your opinion on this

Yea, see the other guy with tattoos like Dwayne Johnson

marvelphysics:
Damn, they look like them samoans

Of course you can. Some of my projects I do with codepen.io

I use pro version tho

Telegram234:
hello guys.
I have hearing a thread going on in the programming world about coding with phone.
Pls my programming gurus, how is it possible?
your help is needed.

https://www.freecodecamp.org/news/how-to-kickstart-a-career-in-tech/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Read this article. I hope it helps

Auxtan:
Dear programmer,

I just got myself a HP ProBook laptop and I can say I am very much ready to begin my programming journey. Now my humble questions please:
1. What online platform can I get quality beginners lectures free for my coding adventure?
2. What softwares do you recommend for this purpose, especially an interpreter software?
3. Any other advice dear pros for a beginner like me?

Thank you

Wahala

Big saggy boobs biko. Watermelon standard

My love for chubby ladies eh

He sure gonna whop the general's black a$$

You have any at ịsụ and amansea?

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sholatech:
Can we have their contact?

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Now you know

Lalasticlala

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A bungalow built and furnished for Miss Ada Aniwetalu in Umuazu, Nteje community, Oyi LGA of Anambra state, by the Metropolitan Archbishop of Onitsha Ecclesiastical Province, His Grace, Archbishop Valerian Okeke and was handed over to the girl.

Ada Aniwetalu, a physically challenged girl was born without both arms. According to Archbishop Okeke, the unfortunate situation of the girl was brought to his attention by a Reverend Sister and seeing the girl's ability in her disability, being able to write and perform tasks with her toes, he resolved to help her achieve her life's goals thus, he placed her on a fully-paid scholarship together with her friend (her helper).

In view of the need to provide her with a living apartment conducive for her personal development and studies, the Archbishop brought the plight of the girl and the proposed project to the attention of some individuals who contributed the money with which the project was realized in record time.

The Archbishop thanked everyone who made contributions towards the timely completion of the house acknowledging in particular, the magnanimity of Senator Victor Umeh, Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Obimma (Ebube Muonso), Sir Ikem Osanakpo KSG, Sir Evaristus Ubah KSJI among others.

This is kind of practical love all Religious organisations/people should show to their fellow humans as to make our our society better place for humanity.

Credit: Sunday Babalola Emmanuel.

Drop the whatsapp link instead

Learning how to take in the tear gas is part of the process of becoming a policeman na. It is not a banking job you are applying for. In training college the process will even be more severe. You will be broken psychologically and then remolded, a process they call "draining your civilian water" off your system. The tear gas is called the tea and in training camp be rest assured that you will take tea like 3 times a day at least.

RIP Legend.